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THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | Right. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | Ya know, very casually, so that he was gonna take me | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | in to his confidence. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | So what did he say? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | "What stuff?". | Kramer | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | Ooh, case closed! (ironically) | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | No, you don't understand, you see, he swallowed...see, | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | the guy, he swallowed. Oh, he was nervous about something! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | Now, I'm gonna go over there, I'm gonna borrow some tee...if | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | don't get back in five minutes, maybe you'd better call the | I | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | police. | I | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | OK, starting (looks at his watch)...NOW! | Jerry | I |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry wins, Elaine starts measuring up Jerry's couch) | Yeah! (said in his own typical way and he runs off) | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | One of the problems in life is that when you're a kid, | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | you have a certain way of working out disagreements...and | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | those laws do not work in the adult world. One of the main way | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it. One of them | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | "I got the front seat" (other kid's voice) "I wanted the | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | front seat!" (first kid again) "I called it". And the other | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | called it, what can I do?". If there was a "kid-court of law" | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (lawyer's voice) "Your Honour, my client did ask | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | it?" (lawyer's voice again) "Well no, he didn't call..." BANG! | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (imitating a hammer being hit by the judge); (judges voice | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | again) "He has to call it, case closed...objection overruled". | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Coffee house, called Monk's; Jerry is sitting at a | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | table, George is returning from the bathroom) | It Holds Up | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (walks towards the table) I love the mirror in that | George | It Holds Up |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | in that mirror. (sits down) I don't know if it's the tile or | George | It Holds Up |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | the lighting...I feel like Robert Wagner. | George | It Holds Up |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (bobs his head) It's a good mirror...(both look at | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | their menus) So, what are ya gettin'? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I don't know, I can't eat, ya, ya can't have anything | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | out, BLT: out!...I go to visit my grandparents: | French Fries | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | three big brisket sandwiches, I'm sittin' here with a carrot! | French Fries | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | you eat that stuff?!"...(they look at their menus again) I'm | French Fries | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | so sick about losin' that choose, you don't know. | French Fries | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Oh, right, forget it, forget it, I'm not taking the | Jerry | French Fries |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | place! | Jerry | French Fries |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | What?! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | How can I live there? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Why not?! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Look at you, you're still thinking about it, I'll never | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | feel comfortable. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Oh, get out a here. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Mope? | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You're already moping!...Would you take the place? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | No, impossible! It's your apartment. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You found the place. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You won the choose. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | All right, forget it, it's over, I'm not moving. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Well, me neither. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Definitely? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Definitely. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Oh, than just get rid of it. You won't have any | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | problem. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | No, it's not a problem, I can get rid of the apartment | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | this afternoon. (a waitress approaches) | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | What apartment? | Waitress | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Oh, it's a great place, it's uh "two-bedroom" uh, west | George | Waitress |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | 83rd 'bout half block from the park. | George | Waitress |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | What's the rent? | Waitress | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (The apartment on 83rd street. The waitress bought it; | Waitress | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Jerry, Elaine and George are invited, they're sitting on a | Waitress | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | couch, all three moping) | Waitress | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I don't know, what we're doin' here, this is | George | Waitress |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | ridiculous. | George | Waitress |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | She wanted to thank us for the apartment. (very | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | irritated) | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I can't believe I lost the deposit on that u-hall. (I | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | can't quite understand what she'd saying here)And I threw out | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | my couch. (She slaps Jerry on the leg) | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | If only the coin hadn't hit the table. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | The table is interference, you know it! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | It is not! | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | It is too! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carrousel. | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Hi. | Waitress | null |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Hi, Carol. | George | Waitress |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | I just wanted to introduce you to my husband, this is | Carol | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Larry (points to her husband; Jerry, Elaine and George get | Carol | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | up). This is George, Elaine and Jerry (points to them) (to | Carol | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Larry) These are the guys who got us the apartment. | Carol | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Oh, you don't know how grateful I am, if there's | Larry | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | anything I can ever do to repay you, I, I mean, we're just so | Larry | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | thrilled with this place. | Larry | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | It's a dream. | Carol | Larry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | I'm running in the park now, I've lost weight, we're | Larry | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | barbecuing every night and the rent is unbelievable. | Larry | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | We're really glad for ya. (very sadly) | George | Larry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Couldn't be happier. (idem) | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | It's wonderful. (idem; they sit down again) | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Diane, Diane, come here. (she beckons a women; she | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | comes to the couch) This is my new next door neighbour, Diane. | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | (Jerry, Elaine and George get up; Diane appears to be very | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | attractive) (to Diane) These are the guys, who turned this | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | place down, can you believe it? (to Jerry, George and Elaine) | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | Diane gave me the greatest backrub today, she's a masseuse! | Carol | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | How, how could you guys have turned this place down, | Diane | Carol |
THE ROBBERY | (irritated) | it's such a great location and it's...so close to the park. | Diane | Carol |