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MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | what? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | This friendship.. it's not working. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Not working? What are you talking about? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | We're just not suited to be friends. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | How can you say that? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Look, you're a nice guy, it's just that - we don't have anything in common. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | (starting to cry) Wait. Wat did I do? Tell me.. I want to know. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | You didn't do anything. It's not you, it's me. It's.. this is very difficult. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Look, I know I call you too much, right? I mean, I know you're a very busy guy. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | No, it's not that. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | (crying) You're one of the few people I can talk to. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Oh, come on. That's not true. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | I always tell everybody about you; tell everybody to go see your show. I mean, I'm your biggest fan! | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | I know, I know. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | I mean, you're my best friend. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Best friend? I've never been to your apartment. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | I cannot believe that this is happening. I can't believe it. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Okay, okay. Forget it. It's okay. Id didn't mean it. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Didn't mean what? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | What I said. I've been under a lot of stress. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Oh, you've been under a lot of stress. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Just, can we just forget the whole thing ever happend? I'm sorry. I din't mean it. I took it out on you. We're still friends. We're still friends. Still friends. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Okay? Look, I'll tell you what. I've got Knick tickets this Wednesday. Great seats behind the bench. You want to come with me? Come on. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Tonight? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | No, next Wednesday. If it was tonight, I would've said tonight. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Do you really want me to go? | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | (faking) Yes. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Okay. yeah, okay. Great! That would be, that'd be great.. so, next Wednesday. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Next Wednesday. | Jerry | Joel |
MALE UNBONDING | (waitress leaves) | Where is that waitress?! Hey! .. | Joel | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | ..she calls me up at my office, she says, "We have to talk." | George | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Uh, the four worst words in the English language. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | That, or "Who's bra is this?" | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | That is worse. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | So we order lunch, and we're talking. Finally, she blurts out how it's "not working". | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Really. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | So, I'm thinking, as she's saying this, I'm thinking: great, the relationship's over. But the egg salad's on the way. So now I have a decision - do I walk or | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | do I eat? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Hm? You ate. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | We sat there for twenty minutes, chewing, staring at each other in a defunct relationship. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Someone says, "Get out of my life!" and that doesn't affect your appetite? | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Have you ever had their egg salad? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | It is unbelievable. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | It's unbelievable. You know what else is unbelievable? I picked up the check. She didn't even offer. She ended it. The least she could do is send me off | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | with a sandwich. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | (looking at George's penny jug) How much could you possibly have in there? GEORGE: It's my money. What should I do? Throw it out the window? I | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | know guy who took his vacation on change. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | Yeah? Where'd he go? To and arcade? | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | (sarcastic) That's funny. You're a funny guy. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (Jerry is at the counter, filling out a slip; George is carrying a jug full of pennies.) | C'mon, move up. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Oh great, Ewing's hurt. | Customer | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Ewing's hurt? How long is he going to be out? | George | Customer |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | A couple of days at the most but.. | Customer | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Geez. | George | Customer |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Oh, God. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | I got scared there for a second. The Knicks without Ewing. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Listen, George, little problem with the game. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | What about it? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | The thing is, yesterday, I kind of.. uh.. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | What? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | I geve your ticket to Horneck. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | You what?! | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Yeah, I'm sorry. I had to give it to Horneck. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | No! My ticket?! You gave my ticket to Horneck? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | (talking about the line) C'mon, c'mon, go ahead, move up. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Why did you give him my ticket for? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | You didn't see him. It was horrible. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | Oh, c'mon, Jerry. I can't believe this. | Goerge | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George moves up in the bank line) | I had to do it. | Jerry | Goerge |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | Oh, please. (to the teller) Can you change this into bills? | George | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | I'm sorry, sir. We can't do that. | Teller | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | Do you want to go with him? You go. I don't mind. | Jerry | Teller |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | I'm not going with him. I don't even know the guy. (to the teller) Look, they did this for me before. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | Look, I can give you these and you can roll them yourself. | Teller | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another one.) | You want me to roll six thousand of these?! What, should I quit my job?! | George | Teller |
MALE UNBONDING | (Nightclub) | I do not like the bank. I've heard the expression "Laughing all the way to the bank." I have never seen anyone actually doing it. And those bank lines. I hate | Jerry | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (Nightclub) | it when there's nobody on the line at all, you know that part, you go to the bank, it's empty and you still have to go through the little maze. "Can you get a little piece | Jerry | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (Nightclub) | of cheese for me? I'm almost at the front. I'd like a reward for this please." | Jerry | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | ..Thirty-two, thirty-three- | George | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | George. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | (raises his hand) Not now.. (counts to himself). | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Could you stop the counting? | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Nnnnnnnninngaaa! (Dumping out roll) What?! | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Can I make it up to you? I'll give you fifty bucks for the jug. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money. | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Well, then I'm not going to the game either. Okay? I'll give him both tickets. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | (pantomimes sticking an imaginary knife in his heart, and twists it) Oh geeeee.. Go, go! | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | I.. no, I don't want to go. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | He was really crying? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | I had to give him a tissue. In fact, let me call his machine now and I'll just make up some excuse why I can't go to the game either. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. As long as you're going to lie to the guy, why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets, then we could go? | George | Jerry |
MALE UNBONDING | (George is stuffing pennies into rolls.) | George, the man wept. | Jerry | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | Oh, hey guys. Man, I'm telling you. This pizza idea, is really going to happen. | Kramer | null |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza? | George | Kramer |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | Yeah, we give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air; and then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, | Kramer | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | and they - you slide it into the oven. | Kramer | George |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | You know, you have to know how to do that. You can't have people shoving their arms into a six-hundred degree oven. | Goerge | Kramer |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | It's all supervised. | Kramer | Goerge |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | Oh, well. | George | Kramer |
MALE UNBONDING | (Kramer enters.) | All of it. You want to invest? | Kramer | George |