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THE FINALE PART 2
(They enter the cell)
Haven't we had this conversation before?
George
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(They enter the cell)
You think?
Jerry
George
THE FINALE PART 2
(They enter the cell)
I think we have.
George
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(They enter the cell)
Yeah, maybe we have.
Jerry
George
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of
Jerry
null
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison?
Jerry
null
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough. So, anyone from Cellblock D?
Jerry
null
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
I am.
Prisoner 1
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
I'll talk slower. I'm kidding - I love Cellblock D. My friend George is in Cellblock D. What are you in for,sir?
Jerry
Prisoner 1
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Murder one.
Prisoner 2
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding sir - lighten up. How about
Jerry
Prisoner 2
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
you, what are you in for?
Jerry
Prisoner 2
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Grand theft auto.
Prisoner 3
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Grand theft auto - don't steal any of my jokes.
Jerry
Prisoner 3
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
You suck - I'm gonna cut you.
Prisoner 3
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand.
Jerry
Prisoner 3
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Alright, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on.
Guard
Jerry
THE FINALE PART 2
(Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
Alright, hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria.
Jerry
Guard