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THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the present) | What the hell are all you looking at? | Bubble Boy | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the present) | So Donald, would you please tell the court about the incident that occurred in your house, October 7th, 1992. | Hoyt | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the present) | Well, Jerry Seinfeld was supposed to come to my house, but his friend Costanza showed up instead, so I challenged him to a game of Trivial Pursuit. | Bubble Boy | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Who invaded Spain in the Eighth Century? | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | That's a joke - the Moors. | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Oh no - I'm so sorry, it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops. | George | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Moops? Let me see that. That's not Moops, you jerk. It's Moors. It's a misprint. | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Sorry, the card says Moops. | George | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | It doesn't matter. It's Moors - there's no Moops. | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | It's Moops. | George | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Moors! | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Moops! | George | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Help! Someone! | George | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | There's no Moops, you idiot. | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Stop it! Let go of him! | Susan | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Bubble Boy") | Donald, stop it. No. Donald, stop it. | Mrs. Sanger | Susan |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | It was Moops. | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | Moors. | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | the lady Kramer gave a defective wheelchair to in "The Handicapped Spot") | Bubble Boy | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | So Mr. Costanza parked in a handicapped spot, and as a result you got in an accident, and your wheelchair was destroyed? | Hoyt | Bubble Boy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | That's right. | Lady | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | And then Mr. Kramer gave you a used wheelchair? | Hoyt | Lady |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the court) | That's right. | Lady | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | So you were the doctor on duty the night Susan Ross died? | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Yes, that's right. It was May 16, 1996. I'll never forget it. | Wilcox | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | So you broke the news to Mr. Costanza? Could you tell the court, please, what his reaction was? | Hoyt | Wilcox |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | I would describe it as restrained jubilation. | Wilcox | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Murderer! | Mr. Ross | Wilcox |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | He killed our daughter! He knew those envelopes were toxic! | Mrs. Ross | Mr. Ross |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Order in this court! | Vandelay | Mrs. Ross |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Call Sidra Holland to the stand. | Hoyt | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Whew! Look at this one, she fine. You dated her? | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | So you met Jerry Seinfeld in a health club sometime in 1993? | Hoyt | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Yes. | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | And you also met Miss Benes in that same health club? | Hoyt | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Yes, that's true. | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | Would you describe the circumstances of that meeting. | Hoyt | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene showing lady screaming going out of control down hill in her wheelchair.) | We were in the sauna, making chit-chat. | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Implant") | You know, I've seen you around the club. My name's Sidra. This is Marcie. | Sidra | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Implant") | Oh, hi, I'm Elaine. | Elaine | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | So, she pretended to trip, and she fell into your breasts? | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Yes. | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Why would she do something like that? | Hoyt | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Because he sent her in there to find out if they were real. | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Joe Bookman, library cop) | Sidra | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | State your name. | Hoyt | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Bookman, Joe Bookman. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | And what's your occupation? | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | I'm a library cop. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | What does a library cop do? | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | We chase down library delinquents. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Anyone in this room ever delinquent? | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Yeah, he was. Right over there - Seinfeld. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | How long was his book overdue? | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | 25 years. We don't call them delinquent after that long. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | What do you call them? | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Criminals. | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | George's old girlfriend) | Bookman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | So you and Mr. Costanza were dating. | Hoyt | Bookman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Yes. | Woman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | And then what happened? | Hoyt | Woman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Well, I invited him to attend my son's birthday party and - | Woman | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Fire") | Fire! Get out of the way! | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | At the time, I was employed as a security guard in the parking lot at the Garden Valley Shopping Mall. | Guard | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Parking Garage") | Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Parking Garage") | I don't know. | Guard | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Parking Garage") | Because I could get uromycitisis poisoning and die - that's why. | Jerry | Guard |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | Uromycitisis! I wonder if they're having any trouble controlling themselves during this trial? Perhaps these two | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | hooligans would like to have a pee party right here in the courtroom! | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | Objection, Your Honor! This is completely inappropriate! My clients' medical condition is not on trial here! | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | I refer you to the Disability Act of 1990. | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | Sit down, Mr. Chiles. | Vandelay | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | Police Detective) | Vandelay | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | Alright, Detective, then what happened? | Hoyt | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | We got a tip that a lot of prostitutes had been turning tricks in the parking lot. | Detective | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Wig Master") | You just cost me some money. | Pro | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Wig Master") | Cool it, lady. Cool it. Cool it, lady. Cool it. | Kramer | Pro |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Wig Master") | Police officers - freeze right there! | Police | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | So Cosmo Kramer was, in fact, a pimp. | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | the low-talker) | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the courtroom) | So you asked Mr. Seinfeld if he would wear your puffy shirt on the Today Show? | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Excuse me? | Hoyt | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Uh, excuse me, Your Honor, but what is the point of this testimony? This woman's a low-talker. I can't hear | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | a word she's saying. So either get some other kind of microphone up there, or let's move on. | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | George Steinbrenner) | Chiles | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Call George Steinbrenner to the stand. | Hoyt | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Call George Steinbrenner. | Bailiff | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | So George Costanza came to work for you in May of 1994? | Hoyt | Bailiff |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Yes, that's right, he was good kid - a lovely boy. Shared his calzone with me - that was a heck of a sandwich, wasn't it, Georgie? | Steinbrenner | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Yes, sir, that was a good sandwich, sir. | George | Steinbrenner |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | He had one little problem though. | Steinbrenner | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | What was that? | Hoyt | Steinbrenner |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | He was a communist. Thick as they come. Like a big juicy steak. | Steinbrenner | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | How could you give twelve million dollars to Hideki Irabu?! | Frank | Steinbrenner |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Order! | Vandeley | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Man from "The Little Jerry") | Vandeley | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Cock fighting? | Hoyt | Vandeley |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Cock fighting. | Witness | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Pharmacist from "The Sponge") | Witness | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Sponges. I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with. They're for sex. Said she needed a whole case of | Pharmacist | Witness |