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THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | them. | Pharmacist | Witness |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Elaine's old boyfriend) | Pharmacist | Witness |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | She exposed her nipple. | Man | Pharmacist |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Mr. Pitt from "The Diplomat's Club") | Man | Pharmacist |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | How did she try to kill you? | Hoyt | Man |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | She tried to smother me with a pillow. | Pitt | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Call Yev Kassem to the stand. | Hoyt | Pitt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Call Yev Kassem. | Bailiff | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Who? | Jerry | Bailiff |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | The Soup Nazi! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Soup Nazi? You people have a little pet name for everybody. | Chiles | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | State your name. | Hoyt | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Yev Kassem. | Soup Nazi | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | Could you spell that? | Hoyt | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | No! Next question. | Soup Nazi | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | How do you know the defendants? | Hoyt | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Mumble) | They used to come to my restaurant. | Soup Nazi | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Medium turkey chili. | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Medium crab bisque. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | I didn't get any bread. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Just forget it. Let it go. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Um, excuse me, I think you forgot my bread. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | You want bread? | Soup Nazi | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Yes, please. | George | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | Three dollars! | Soup Nazi | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | What? | George | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Scene from past episode, "The Soup Nazi") | No soup for you! | Soup Nazi | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | But the idiot clowns did not know how to order. I banned that one - the woman - for a year. Then one day, | Soup Nazi | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | she came back. | Soup Nazi | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the "Soup Nazi" episode) | Five cups chopped porcini mushrooms. Half a cup of olive oil. Three pounds celery. | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the "Soup Nazi" episode) | That's my recipe for wild mushroom. | Soup Nazi | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back to the "Soup Nazi" episode) | You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next! | Elaine | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | She published my recipes. I had to close the store, move to Argentina. She ruined my business! | Soup Nazi | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Soup's not all that good anyway. | Elaine | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | What did you say?! | Soup Nazi | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | The state calls Mr. Babu Bhatt to the stand. | Hoyt | Soup Nazi |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | How did they find Babu? | Jerry | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | I thought he was deported. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | You came a long way to be here today, haven't you? | Hoyt | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Yes, all the way from Pakistan. | Babu | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | And what's your connection to the defendant? | Hoyt | Babu |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | I owned a restaurant. Seinfeld told me to change the menu to Pakistani. But nobody came! There were no people. | Babu | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | And then what happened? | Hoyt | Babu |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Then, he got me an apartment in his building. But they mixed up the mail. And I never got my immigration renewal papers. So they deported me. It's all his fault. Him. And the woman. But they did not care. They're totally indifferent. All they do is mock me, just like they did the fat fellow. All the time. Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! Now it is Babu's turn to mock. Finally I will have some justice. Send them away! Send them all away! Lock them up forever! They are not human. Very bad! Very, very, very bad! | Babu | Hoyt |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Hi everybody, I'm Geraldo Rivera and welcome to this special edition of Rivera Live. Well, arguments in the | Rivera | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Good Samaritan trial ended today. The jury has been in deliberation for four and a half hours now. Let's go live to | Rivera | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Jane Wells who is in Latham, Massachusetts, covering this trial for us. Jane - | Rivera | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Geraldo, just a few minutes ago, the jury asked to see the video tape. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | That's the one where they are overheard making sarcastic remarks during the robbery. | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Yes, it's a very incriminating piece of evidence. But I must tell you, Geraldo, this courtroom and everyone who has attended this trial is still reeling from the endless parade of witness who have come forth so enthusiastically to testify against these four seemingly ordinary people. One even had the feeling that if Judge Vandelay didn't finally put a stop to it, it could've gone on for months. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | Jane, whose testimony do you think resonated most strongly with this jury? | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | That is so hard to say. Certainly there's the doctor with the poison invitations. The Bubble Boy was an extremely sympathetic and tragic figure. And that bizarre contest certainly didn't sit well with this small town jury.There's the woman they sold the defective wheelchair to, the deported Pakistani restaurateur. Geraldo, it just went on, | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | and on, and on, into the night. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live) | And so we wait. | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | Do they make you wear uniforms in prison? | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | I think so. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | It's not that bright orange one is it? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | I hope it's not that one, because I cannot wear orange. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | Will you stop worrying? Jackie's going to get us off. He never loses. How about when he asked that cop | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, waiting for the jury to decide) | if a black man had ever been to his house. Did you see the look on his face? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | Sorry to bother you, Judge. | Estelle | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | How did you get in here? | Vandelay | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | Please, if he's found guilty, please be kind to him. He's a good boy. | Estelle | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | This is highly irregular. | Vandelay | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | Well, maybe there's something I can do for you. | Estelle | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | What do you mean? | Vandelay | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's mother, Estelle, tries to butter up Judge Vandelay) | You know | Estelle | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Sidra Holland and Jackie Chiles are in bed) | Oh, Jackie, you're so articulate. | Sidra | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Sidra Holland and Jackie Chiles are in bed) | We have plenty of time, too. This jury could be out for days. | Jackie | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Phone rings) | Hello? Damn. They're ready. | Jackie | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | Hey Elaine, what was it you were about to say to me on the plane when it was going down? | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Back in the courtroom) | I've always loved ... United Airlines. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | I think it's going to be okay - that girl just smiled at me. | Kramer | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | Maybe because she knows you're going to jail. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | All rise. | Bailiff | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict? | Vandelay | Bailiff |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | We have, Your Honor. | Foreman | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | Will the defendants please rise. And how do you find, with respect to the charge of criminal indifference? | Vandelay | Foreman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | We find the defendants - guilty. | Foreman | Vandelay |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | Order! Order in this court, I will clear this room! I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built. I can think of nothing more fitting than for the four of youto spend a year removed from society so that you can contemplate the manner in which you have conducted yourselves. | Vandelay | Foreman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jury reenters the courtroom) | I know I will. This court is adjourned. | Vandelay | Foreman |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | You had to hop! You had to hop on the plane. | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | Puddy, don't wait for me. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | Alright. | Puddy | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | We gotta get out of here. We want to beat the traffic. | Frank | Puddy |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | Come on, Jackie. Let's go. | Sidra | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | What? | Jerry | Sidra |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Exit Judge Vandelay) | Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular. | Chiles | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, walking back to the holding cell) | Well, it's only a year. That's not so bad. We'll be out in a year, and then we'll be back | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, walking back to the holding cell) | Could be fun. Don't have to worry about your meals, or what you're going to do Saturday night. And they do shows. Yeah, we could put on a show - maybe "Bye Bye Birdie" or "My Fair Lady". Elaine, you could be Liza Doolittle. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The group, walking back to the holding cell) | Why don't you just blow it out your... | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | If I call Jill from prison, do you think that would make up for the other ones? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Sure. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | I think that would be a very nice gesture. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | I got it - it's out! How about that, huh? Oh, boy, what a relief. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Really? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | too high, it's in no-man's land. | Jerry | George |