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THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | George standing behind him) How did you get in here? | He's The Crook | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | (makes some weird motions) I walked in, your lobby | George | He's The Crook |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | door is broken again. | George | He's The Crook |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | Again. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | I don't know how you put up with this. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | Yeah, tell'm George. | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | (to Elaine) You would still wanna move in here? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | Yes! You don't understand. I'm living with Ethel | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | Merman without the talent. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | (to George) Is that uh, other apartment still | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | available. (George shows him the keys) | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | I got ripped off for about the...18th time? And now, | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | the first couple a times you go through it, it's very | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | upsetting and your first reaction or one of your friends will | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | "Call the police. You really should call the police." So | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | "Yeah, I'm calling the police. Stakeouts, manhunts...I'm gonna | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | see some real action." Right, you think that. So, the police | Say | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | your copy. Now...unless they give the crook his | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | copy, I don't really think we're gonna crack this case, do | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | you?...It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | city and everybody pretty much knows, who they are. Very few | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | crooks even go to the trouble to come up with a theme for | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | their careers anymore. It makes them a lot tougher to spot. | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | "Did you lose a sony? It could be the Penguin...I think we can | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | round him up, he's dressed like a PENGUIN! We can find him, | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | he's a PENGUIN! | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (The apartment on 83rd street. George, Elaine and Jerry | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | are entering the apartment.) | Give You | Say |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (looks around) Oh, well, come on...this is an | Elaine | Give You |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | apartment, this is a home! This is a place to live...Oohhh, a | Elaine | Give You |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | fireplace, are you kidding me! Does this work? (takes a closer | Elaine | Give You |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | look at the fireplace) | Elaine | Give You |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace, this | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | is incredible. | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | How do you get all that wood in here? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | They deliver it. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | They deliver wood? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Yeah. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Whatta ya tip a "wood guy"? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (looking intensively at the form with the apartment | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | description) I didn't know there was a fireplace? | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Look! Look at...look at this! There's a garden. | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | A garden! I can't believe there's a garden! | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Would I have to get a gardener? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Yeah, you can get a gardener. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | You tip him? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | You can. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (to Elaine) You don't tip a gardener! | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | You can tip a gardener. | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | You don't need a gardener. | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Jerry, you can barbecue back here (points to garden). | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | They deliver the coal? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Sure, it's...probably the same guy, who delivers the | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | wood. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Oh, than I gotta tip him. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Oh damn, this place is incredible, look at all this | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | great light! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | I don't have any plants. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | I have plants. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Jerry, look at this closet! Look at this! I'm walking | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | in it! (walks in the closet) It's a "walk-in". Can you believe | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | it? I'm nuts about this, what do you think?! | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (closes the closet with Elaine still in it)...I like | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | that. (opens the closet, Elaine walks out with an angry look) | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | What do ya think, George? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | It's your decision. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (walks around with Elaine walking next to him, copying | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | his every move. Suddenly Jerry stops walking; Elaine is not | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | able to copy this "move"; they look at each other laughing) | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | I'm takin' it, I'm takin' the place, I'm gonna take it, this | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | is gonna be my new place, I'm livin' here...I'm movin'. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | (laughing with joy) Your movin'? That means I'm | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | movin'. (hugs Jerry) Gheeeeee (runs to George) isn't that | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | incredible! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | Congratulations. (obviously not so thrilled by the | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club.) | fact) | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | What about the couch? | Elaine | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | You like the couch? I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | What? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | You're movin' in, you're a good friend, I wanna start | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | you off on the right foot. Give me...$150 dollars. (Elaine | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | looks shocked, Jerry opens the door to the hall) Get it out a | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | here right now, take it out the door, I don't even wanna see | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | it, go, get it out. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | A $150 dollars? A $150 dollars for what? For this | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | couch? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | Yeah! | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | For this couch?! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | (shuts the door) OK, you tell me, what is it worth? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | OK, uuhh...I'll tell you what...I could go as high as | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | uh... (takes a closer look at couch) I don't know, maybe...$20 | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | dollars? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | (has a "you-can't-be-serious-look" on his face; the | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | apartment buzzer goes off; Jerry speaks over the intercom) | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | Yeah? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | (outside over the intercom) Yeah, it's George. | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | Come on up. (opens the door; walks back to the couch) | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | Oh, all right, forget it, I'm gonna take it with me now... | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | (picks up the cushions) I'm just gonna pack up the cushions | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | right now... | Jerry | George |