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THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, well...a little ruff finding something good in | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | your price-range. (looks like he remembers something and turns | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | to Jerry) But you, my friend, may be in luck. | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I'm not looking. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | No no no, this one's different, this one's a beauty! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, what's it like? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I haven't seen it yet, but it's a "two-bedroom", it's | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | on the uh, west 83rd, 'bout a half block from the park? | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | How much? | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Uh, twice what you pay in here, but it's a great | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | building, it's two bedrooms! | George | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms? I got enough | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | trouble maintaining activity in one. (George looks at Elaine | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | with a "he's-crazy-look"; Jerry turns around) I saw that. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You oughtta least take a look at it. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Really? Why? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | 'Cause then I could move in here. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Ooohhhh | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | It's time you got out a here anyway. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, tell'm, but quickly, I'm double parked here. | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Listen, Jerry, this place is falling apart. You have | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | no hot water, you can't have soft cheese... | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Let's not forget the radiator, the steam has been on | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | here for ten years; no human can turn this off. | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Jerry, come on, you're doin' OK now, you should at | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | least take a look at this place. You shouldn't have to live | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | like this. | Elaine | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Like this? You just said, you wanted to live here. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Well, for me it's a step up. It's like moving from | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Island to Finland. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Jerry, what do ya...you wanna...you wanna see the | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | place or not? | George | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I can't think about it now. Come on, I'm going to | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Minneapolis. I got four shows this weekend. | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Jerry's apartment. Jerry enters his apartment with his | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | bags.) | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Elaine! (puts his bags down, sits down on the couch, | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | picks up the remote control and tries to turn on his TV) | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (notices the TV is missing) ELAINE! | Jerry | George |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (from the bathroom) JERRY! (enters the living-room) | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Jerry, oh, hi, welcome back. How were the shows? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Great, I had fun, where's the TV, where's the VCR. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Elaine looks guilty) What? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | They were stolen. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Stolen? When? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | A couple a hours ago, the police are coming right | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | over. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Stolen? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Kramer enters the apartment) Someone left the door | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | open. (it's clear that she means Kramer; she walks to the | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | bathroom) | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (to Kramer) You left the door open?! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Uh, Jer, well ya know, I was cookin' and I, I uh, I | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | came in to get this spatula...and I left the door open, 'cause | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I was gonna bring the spatula right back! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Wait, you left the lock open or the door open? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (bobs his head guiltily) The door. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | The door? You left the door open? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, well, I was gonna bring the spatula right back. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, and? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Well, I got caught up... watching a soap opera...(with | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | a broken voice) The Bold and the Beautiful | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | So the door was wide open? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Wide open! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Elaine enters the living-room) And where were you? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I was at Bloomingdale's...waiting for the shower to | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | heat up. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Look, Jerry, I'm sorry, I'm uh, you have insurance, | Kramer | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | right buddy? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | No. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (looks shocked) How can you not have insurance? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Because...I spent my money on the Clapgo D. 29, it's | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | the door...(shuts the door) must be | One Design Flaw | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Jerry! I'm gonna find your stuff. I'm gonna solve it, | Kramer | Closed. |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I'm on the case, buddy, I'm on the case! | Kramer | Closed. |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Yeah, don't investigate, don't pay me back, it was an | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | accident. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (theatrical) I made a mistake. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (idem) These things happen | Elaine | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (idem) I'm human | Kramer | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | In your way. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (Jerry's apartment. A policeman is filling out a | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | report. Jerry and Elaine are there.) | Jerry | Kramer |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Let's see, that's uh, one TV, a stereo, one leather | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | jacket, a VCR and a computer...is that 'bout it? | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Answering machine. | Elaine | Policeman |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | (disappointed) Answering machine. Oh, I hate the idea | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | of somebody out there returning my calls. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | What do ya mean? | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | It's a joke. | Jerry | Policeman |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | I see...Well, mister Seinfeld uh, we'll look into | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | it and uh, we'll let you know if we uh, you know, if we find | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | anything. | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You ever find anything? | Jerry | Policeman |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | No. (hands Jerry his copy of the report) | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | Well, thanks anyway. | Jerry | Policeman |
THE ROBBERY | (Comedy club) | You bet. | Policeman | Jerry |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him. | Jerry | null |
THE ROBBERY | (Policeman leaves the apartment, while George enters) | why would he answer...(turns around and sees | He's The Crook | Jerry |