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programmerhumor | whataball | i1xew7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding jo... | 387 |
programmerhumor | SebMitDemKurzen | i1wtshb | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | sgeep | i1xdpgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>[Made a comic of the video for your viewing pleasure](https://i.imgur.com/S5JzqOn.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_DIRTY_COMICS | i1x6k54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is you would need a department to maintain the python script<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen so many scripts written by people who knew the business really well at the time but then left the company. That ... | 294 |
programmerhumor | TinyFugue | i1xcn75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Im a mechanical engineer, one of my college buddies is a savant level software engineer. He was hired into a black program at Lockheed and ended up parting ways with them a few years later because they wouldn... | 254 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Time2446 | z1wbkb | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,574 |
programmerhumor | Kind_Thing2758 | ixd4shm | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,774 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | ixd4nea | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,869 |
programmerhumor | remimorin | ixdn3mu | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 2,753 |
programmerhumor | Individual_Mine8266 | ixdhw0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,970 |
programmerhumor | codemonkey14 | ixdvif8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 1,766 |
programmerhumor | ShadowRylander | ixecbs6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | flummox1234 | ixdn00z | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do people really feel that the demand for tech workers has lessened?
Companies don't want to pay for labor and are actively shedding the people they need just to boost stock prices.
Has the general public really bo... | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | a_Stern_Warning | ixdpwc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 886 |
programmerhumor | Achillor22 | ixegtnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 772 |
programmerhumor | StormblessedFool | ixerkg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|eols|>... | 686 |
programmerhumor | NavAirComputerSlave | ixeiwj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>: Some Indian guy offering a 100 hour course for free on YouTube<|eor|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Stein_um_Stein | ixeij89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 624 |
programmerhumor | EldeederSFW | ixe6rkx | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 558 |
programmerhumor | Ashtefere | ixek9fo | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 438 |
programmerhumor | MikemkPK | ixe0ft7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 grand? Just get a bachelor's degree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | ShadowRylander | ixesexn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>$25K!? Does the course come with daily blowjobs?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but you do the blowing <|eor|><|sor|>I, uh... That could work too, actually...<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you wear programming socks /j<|eor|><|sor|>I... | 330 |
programmerhumor | The_Sloppy_One | ixejrq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 288 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixey85y | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is the job market really that bad? I though it was only big FAANGs that were laying off, mainly because they did hire so much for all pet projets. This is like Microsoft Clippit back in the day.
Here I didn't notice... | 268 |
programmerhumor | manut3ro | ixei2nh | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding bootcamps be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zk1j1a5fsi1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>People saying they gain 100k with zero exp. While in Europe 5 years university degree + 10 years exp. Doesnt grant me getting close to 6 figure
Nuts . This is nuts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | dhanno65 | nxavmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,574 |
programmerhumor | Skhmt | h1dvds4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,667 |
programmerhumor | mellifluousMemer | h1du5pa | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | DoctorWaluigiTime | h1e4xqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inev... | 910 |
programmerhumor | Healyhatman | h1e7g8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inev... | 757 |
programmerhumor | Nyckname | h1dznu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | h1edpkg | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inev... | 595 |
programmerhumor | H25E | h1dvisc | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just move the rest of the page by the appropiate offset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 434 |
programmerhumor | poopatroopa3 | h1e12ht | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | crazy_boy559 | h1dxq1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first time im seeing this meme format. I cant wait to see them re do other memed scenes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | infii123 | h1e8jrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inev... | 350 |
programmerhumor | Skhmt | h1dvfzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | h1e0wzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Milkshakes00 | h1eezp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly a good reason to write articles/blog posts that detail the steps you took in solving a problem.
So that when you inev... | 238 |
programmerhumor | GneissRockzs | h1e4ry2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please ... | 200 |
programmerhumor | Msprg | h1e0v6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 191 |
programmerhumor | ReneeHiii | h1e58pb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I literally wrote an article on how to center a div. I google the article every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Link?<|eor|><|sor|>Google it.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! We're programmers! For us, the Google is the only link we need!<|eor|><|sor|>Please ... | 182 |
programmerhumor | Tweenk | h1dx6ox | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><center></center><|eor|><|sor|>The chaotic evil solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | forlornself | h1e15wl | <|sols|><|sot|>Interesting ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/meO8sYA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one can conquer the div.<|eor|><|sor|>What's it made of?<|eor|><|sor|>Tears.<|eor|><|sor|>Broken dreams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | LloydAtkinson | w3ktzn | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,563 |
programmerhumor | cosmo7 | igwuz70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,603 |
programmerhumor | Epiliptik | igwqajo | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,658 |
programmerhumor | jonr | igx8f60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,590 |
programmerhumor | ElToberino | igxkry9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|e... | 1,302 |
programmerhumor | geralt1899 | igx1m40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 939 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | igwzl18 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 923 |
programmerhumor | rta3425 | igxgfmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 11:30 standup has ruined my sleep schedule<|eor|><|sor|>Started a new job as a PM at a start-up after working in a corporate shop. During chartering my team told me that 11:30 stand up is too early.
It felt like... | 688 |
programmerhumor | cemanresu | igy7t10 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|s... | 682 |
programmerhumor | mulato_butt_asd | igxd5t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | drumstix42 | igydddf | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks to me, standups were moved from 9 to 10.<|eor|><|sor|>*Stays up 2 hours later to wake up 1 hour later.*
Alarm ringing at 9:55am of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | Despruk | igxjohp | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic un... | 610 |
programmerhumor | The_Clarence | igxkuty | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | Kunven | igxnlj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 433 |
programmerhumor | PsLJdogg | igx6bq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, that rush to get out of bed and take a shit just in time to tell everyone what they already know.<|eor|><|sor|>The best is when youre in the midst of a weeks/months-long project and you just say the same thin... | 420 |
programmerhumor | hillman_avenger | igx74gq | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get to work at 9; no point actually starting anything since the standup is at 9:30 and my brain will have to flush out any current work to make way for the stand-up. So there's 45 minutes of a day wasted already.<|e... | 378 |
programmerhumor | Yesica-Haircut | igyome4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|s... | 315 |
programmerhumor | MayorScotch | igxqt67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly me every morning, just 2 minutes to pee, get a t-shirt and drink a bit of water to not have the voice of the dead.<|eor|><|sor|>I do it while on the toilet with the cam off<|eor|><|sor|>Chads leave the mic un... | 300 |
programmerhumor | firebullmonkey | igwoq4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey now. Dont call me out like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Smith7929 | igxopf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're called standups because they're not funny and everyone hates them.<|eor|><|sor|>But without them what would PMs do?<|eor|><|sor|>Assign you tickets 20 minutes before the work day ends<|eor|><|sor|>PMs directl... | 258 |
programmerhumor | ElToberino | igy9byu | <|sols|><|sot|>Standups more like wakeups<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1a05gwl5tpc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had a manager who had daily stand ups at 7:30 am and 5:30 pm daily and claimed he wasnt forcing anyone to work more than 40 hours a week.
He got fired after 3 months due to accumulated HR complaints<|eor|><|s... | 254 |
programmerhumor | Raqdoll_ | ud0yar | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,517 |
programmerhumor | erroneousvalue | i6dzmyf | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | IshayuG | i6e4bdw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | lemons_of_doubt | i6ef5y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 691 |
programmerhumor | nwL_ | i6egq3d | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 279 |
programmerhumor | YogiHD | i6ecnzd | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|e... | 220 |
programmerhumor | ecky--ptang-zooboing | i6dzffv | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now the goal is to NOT TOUCH THE CODE, no matter what!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | ______DEADPOOL______ | i6eh23n | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 139 |
programmerhumor | uniqualykerd | i6dx2h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"You can't always get what you want" ~ Rolling Stones.
"You can get it if you really want to" ~ also Rolling Stones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | GravyMcBiscuits | i6eicpo | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|e... | 102 |
programmerhumor | MyHGC | i6ebjfw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Our U.A. tell our users it's unsafe to tilt back right?"
"Yes."
"Ship it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | i6etlk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 69 |
programmerhumor | kostradamus | i6e0ndk | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like I'm fixing a house with duct tape, but somehow it miraculously holds on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | throwaway47351 | i6ek8zp | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>The ptsd is immeasurable<|e... | 56 |
programmerhumor | Ratiocinor | i6ehlm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 53 |
programmerhumor | ViperYellowDuck | i6e9te5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Overflow garbage? On bright side... It look fine on 40 cores with 256 GB RAM. Push official updates. What could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | codePudding | i6ekg41 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 46 |
programmerhumor | nmarshall23 | i6e864c | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Qa can't complain it passed all the tests. Just like all of those block shapes fit in the [square hole](https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | geeky_username | i6eo7zb | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like robust, mature code. Many people have sat on this chair and all have reported that it is level. I see no reason to change it.<|eor|><|sor|>"I like it the way it is"
... | 33 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i6f0txp | <|sols|><|sot|>When I fix the code from the wrong place, but it still works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/esxm869802w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly what I see when I try to explain using best practices but the other person is like "but the current way is working".<|eor|><|sor|>A: But if we fix the legs the seat s... | 32 |
programmerhumor | cstefanache | 82e784 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,464 |
programmerhumor | DomskiPlays | dv9g0em | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over... | 2,604 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dv9ffik | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,686 |
programmerhumor | jb2386 | dv9f539 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Noise cancelling headphones and then act snooty/annoyed when people ask you something in person, then act really nice and helpful when they email you.
Edit: Or you could be an adult and just tell them "hey I'm working on something that... | 1,649 |
programmerhumor | -bobby_newmark- | dv9fvbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,226 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dv9fyxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 1,190 |
programmerhumor | angryPenguinator | dv9hi1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over... | 1,161 |
programmerhumor | jD91mZM2 | dv9g73b | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this gu... | 997 |
programmerhumor | Mattoww | dv9lkwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over... | 670 |
programmerhumor | wack_overflow | dv9k6l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm: Stayed up all night doing a stupid but complicated program because every time I looked at the time I knew I had to go to bed but I also knew I wouldn't be able to understand shit the next day and would have to start all over... | 585 |
programmerhumor | ABrownApple | dv9fy9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | ABrownApple | dv9fywm | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey did you get that email I sent you?<|eor|><|sor|>YES I got your stupid email since when do email not arrive?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | FurryPornAccount | dv9gd68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just checking back on your productivity'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | hedgecore77 | dv9icwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/3uyRWGJ) very popular Jason Heeris comic from 2013.
In fact, it *exactly* reminds me of it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | vegancreampie | dv9fxuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>why is he thinking in 2 different diagram types mixed together?<|eor|><|sor|>When you're in the zone you're in the zone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
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