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programmerhumor
raretrophysix
dv9ihnv
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this gu...
254
programmerhumor
jD91mZM2
dv9jxyw
<|sols|><|sot|>Focus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o1gnotfxi4k01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room. <|eor|><|sor|>...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom<|eor|><|sor|>Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.<|eor|><|sor|>^ this gu...
199
programmerhumor
UniquePackage7318
wu20l7
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,451
programmerhumor
Phobit
il7kvrj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"how to bash cat with pipe" -my favorite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,632
programmerhumor
ExtensionInformal911
il7dq8c
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process "Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?" >how to transfer child process to new parent "So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok." > transfer child.process python "Wa...
3,610
programmerhumor
dirty-hurdy-gurdy
il7mhj7
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,160
programmerhumor
fukalufaluckagus
il7yc7m
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"how to bash cat with pipe" -my favorite<|eor|><|sor|>"Why does he have to google this? It seems pretty straightforward"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,666
programmerhumor
TakeAPeace
il79lmx
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,371
programmerhumor
LavenderDay3544
il80130
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process "Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?" >how to transfer child process to new parent "So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok." > transfer child.process python "Wa...
1,238
programmerhumor
acharyarupak391
il7rszc
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|sor|>How to run penetration process in a loop?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,031
programmerhumor
hperrin
il7ghs7
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to kill zombie child.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
785
programmerhumor
Marrk
il7iw5a
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to kill zombie child.<|eor|><|sor|>"how to kill orphaned children silently"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
wunschpunsch69
il7oagr
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reattach detached head *git*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
508
programmerhumor
Northanui
il84olp
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process "Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?" >how to transfer child process to new parent "So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok." > transfer child.process python "Wa...
449
programmerhumor
HatesTheLetterX
il79yfs
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Brainfuck is easy to learn. But horrible to write and quite impossible to read.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
417
programmerhumor
markp_93
il8podi
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to handle multiple simultaneous insertions<|eor|><|sor|>How to run penetration process in a loop?<|eor|><|sor|>how to do backdoor pentesting with a honeypot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
397
programmerhumor
drewhead118
il7cdc9
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|sor|>the #1 reason that most programmers are single is that they're a car salesman and the conflict of their very nature drives others away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
368
programmerhumor
PyroCatt
il7ogcd
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"But you're a car salesman"<|eor|><|sor|>Slaps top of CPU This bad boi can hold so much bad code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
347
programmerhumor
DuskEvoke
il856f8
<|sols|><|sot|>Why most programmers are single...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9r6qjo023j91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> how to abort process "Ok, so he's pro choice and curious how it works?" >how to transfer child process to new parent "So, adoption? Weird way to phrase it, but ok." > transfer child.process python "Wa...
330
programmerhumor
public_0pini0n
qj49rc
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,361
programmerhumor
TobyWasBestSpiderMan
hinrfz3
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,383
programmerhumor
bumbelbie1981
hinordg
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,050
programmerhumor
metal88heart
hio0kfh
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
590
programmerhumor
SillyFlyGuy
hiojvl4
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak. I asked my senior dev ...
417
programmerhumor
public_0pini0n
hinxcau
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
348
programmerhumor
MarquisDan
hioaq29
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My method is just to use 'await' and let God sort it out. Nothing can possiblie go wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
346
programmerhumor
dependency_injector
hiogtpa
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|sor|>You guys multithread? <|eor|><|sor|>No, I promise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
nocfenix
hiodg4h
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|eols|><...
326
programmerhumor
Safebox
hio28zk
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know the feeling<|eor|><|soopr|>Guess we all know<|eoopr|><|sor|>You guys multithread? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
Mateorabi
hiogwvv
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>The one on the left is robust and fault-tolerant. The right lives on a knifes edge where one miss-scheduling, one blocked I/O, brings it all down.<|eor...
247
programmerhumor
CorruptedBodyImage
hipidqc
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak. I asked my senior dev ...
240
programmerhumor
throwit7896454
hiofmwl
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, but at least in both videos no one's starving!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
213
programmerhumor
Beanusss
hinv3oc
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>basically my first project with multithreading<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
AphelionConnection
hipvbu4
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>At my very first dev job, I was having an intermittent locking issue that caused some ridiculous memory leak. I asked my senior dev ...
160
programmerhumor
FunGuyAstronaut
hioh3di
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|sor|>I ...
157
programmerhumor
NotAGingerMidget
hioi5wx
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My method is just to use 'await' and let God sort it out. Nothing can possiblie go wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>You do really respect the Seniors to call them gods.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
134
programmerhumor
sh0rtwave
hio5s66
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know what I don't see...on either side... Not a single yield. Edit: Honestly, you'd think at least with the traffic one, there'd be a yield somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
nosam56
hiog9oc
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I hate it when you roll up to an intersection and that mutex lock is broken<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, but at least in both videos no one's starving!<|eor|><|sor|>Those philosophers are eating good tonight!<|eor|><|eols|><|en...
129
programmerhumor
tenkindsofpeople
hioprmw
<|sols|><|sot|>That's my variable!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7brxz1640mw71.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know why the one on the right gives me more anxiety<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like, on the left you know its a trash fire. The right, youre waiting and dreading when those cars start smashing into shit.<|eor|><|sor|>I ...
122
programmerhumor
MrCuteDiaperRETURNS
us85bb
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,341
programmerhumor
derLustigeLucasKappa
i91zm3b
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
733
programmerhumor
MrCuteDiaperRETURNS
i921dku
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>with with?<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats the bug. Thank you it will be $129.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
dlq84
i9211d0
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>with with?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
Ange1ofD4rkness
i92mw6s
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
266
programmerhumor
wastedHercules
i923xpd
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Of course lol. It's called job security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
262
programmerhumor
lynaghe6321
i92vtmy
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
255
programmerhumor
Andrelliina
i92xk44
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
174
programmerhumor
lynaghe6321
i93356t
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
161
programmerhumor
lynaghe6321
i92yaup
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
151
programmerhumor
maxminister01
i92buie
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's like : "When the error code finally change"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
130
programmerhumor
tyler1128
i925cpb
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Of course lol. It's called job security.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey management said to fix it, they didn't say the fix had to be good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
lynaghe6321
i9382rc
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in it, and would "break" on purpose, so the dev could charge them to come out and "fix" it (though they could ...
79
programmerhumor
Devil_Dan83
i92ca8k
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it ain't broke don't fix it. If it is broke, don't fix it because you'll break something else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programmerhumor
FlapjackProductions
i931van
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
64
programmerhumor
Andrelliina
i93cmh1
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
63
programmerhumor
MrReikor
i92epki
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>whats the name of this meme plz?<|eor|><|sor|>idk the name of the meme, but thats bugha reaction when he win the fortnite world cup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
61
programmerhumor
EternityForest
i929sy0
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You wrote the with three time instead of one time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
TheTacoWombat
i933uyu
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you dont have any bugs anymore, you cant charge the client extra to get them fixed /s<|eor|><|sor|>I knew someone once, who swore the code a developer wrote for their company, had a timer or something in i...
52
programmerhumor
Prawn1908
i932mcu
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>whats the name of this meme plz?<|eor|><|sor|>idk the name of the meme, but thats bugha reaction when he win the fortnite world cup<|eor|><|sor|>Did they really play it in a stadium? Maybe the gif only has 3 1/2 ...
50
programmerhumor
science_nerd_dadof3
i92ge74
<|sols|><|sot|>i wasnt taught about this loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm9qnvqa37091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>96 bugs in the code! 96 bugs in the code! Take one out, pass all the tests! 375 bugs in the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programmerhumor
jarsss8
x0oql0
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,183
programmerhumor
gnuban
im9syfz
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,928
programmerhumor
haburner
im9ygyh
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, but the new one has some random companys logo on it!<|eor|><|eo...
1,027
programmerhumor
Rollo_Tomassi_o-O_
im9ch98
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
554
programmerhumor
killeronthecorner
ima48fy
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, but the new one has some random companys logo on it!<|eor|><|so...
414
programmerhumor
WatermelonlessonAny4
im9eus1
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgco...
352
programmerhumor
getthemdiamonds
im9inm7
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Idk, I think counter-strike: source is pretty good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
dannypas00
im9jnhb
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgco...
183
programmerhumor
YMK1234
im9keva
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The 00s called and want their joke back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
HwangLiang
ima06hb
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, but that is just a dumbed down version of the original "css is awesome" https://css-tricks.com/css-is-awesome/<|eor|><|sor|>Damn my company just had me do the front end for a client even tho ...
103
programmerhumor
non_profit_investor
im9unv9
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RdAKFgXq0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
77
programmerhumor
mr_raboot
im98csl
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
my_very_first_alt
im9zfiv
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>youre proud that your company rips off 20 year old jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
_________FU_________
im9v2cr
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol theres nothing more thats on you than hating CSS in 2022. If you never had to debug IE6 without a console then I dont want to hear how hard it is. You bastards get flex!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
lukee910
im9r8p0
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgco...
45
programmerhumor
dannypas00
ima4w8w
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would do only CSS all day long. <|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Me too! For all the people who say CSS sucks , even half jokingly, I ask: would you like to go back to the days of tables and in-line font tags, bgco...
44
programmerhumor
Idraic7
im9zpz4
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you are going to hate on CSS at least put the sticker straight<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programmerhumor
Razor1804
im9l9jd
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Wahwahwah I refuse to spend time learning simple concepts that in turn make me a better developer." The real jokes at this point are the people that genuinely think CSS is hard or bad.<|eor|><|eols|>...
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programmerhumor
MotherKyleGg
im9d6q5
<|sols|><|sot|>I am really proud of my company stickers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oj0d8xjamnk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized) Oh my God, how fresh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40
programmerhumor
ArnulfHill
ozo1pv
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,088
programmerhumor
Aleph-Nullium
h815edg
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,005
programmerhumor
lelarentaka
h819u4f
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
881
programmerhumor
LucienZerger
h8127zk
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
536
programmerhumor
frosties-2000
h811yui
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474
programmerhumor
xCryliaD
h81ajdh
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|sor|>Pfff, my snake speaks Python!<|eor|><|eols|>...
369
programmerhumor
Nochillmetaldrill
h8185lf
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So death sentence by suicide, Finland is really living up to the reputation of being metal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
324
programmerhumor
Air320
h81ah68
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|sor|>Blink twice if you need help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
justgossiping
h81grhv
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Next you'll be outsourcing this too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
234
programmerhumor
theclovek
h8193xe
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
Sceptz
h81bil7
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a violation of the Geneva Convention!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
OishikGYT2
h816nte
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>death sentence: "i shall sentence you to a 5 year course of assembly."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
theclovek
h81ef17
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two years of JavaScript is brutal, I could barely do one semester<|eor|><|sor|>How about a whole career then?<|eor|><|sor|>Blink twice if you need help.<|eor|><|sor|>`<blink>Everything is fine</blink>`<|e...
165
programmerhumor
MikMikYT
h81m0cf
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's a bit harsh..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a violation of the Geneva Convention!<|eor|><|sor|>more like geneva suggestion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
ordinaryBiped
h815qmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"just kill me already"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programmerhumor
Games_sans_frontiers
h817gow
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd do 2 years JavaScript over 2 years CSS. That shit is brutal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
Orkaad
h81augq
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You will have to support IE7"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
IamImposter
h81d8lo
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a violation of human rights in all 190+ countries.<|eor|><|sor|>But not Indonesia, where Java is spoken by 40% of the country's population.<|eor|><|sor|>Java is not Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>Java and...
115
programmerhumor
Semi-Hemi-Demigod
h82041m
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You are stealing: right to JavaScript. You are playing music too loud: right to JavaScript, right away. Driving too fast: JavaScript. Slow: JavaScript. You are charging too high pri...
107
programmerhumor
gaylurking
h817gbp
<|sols|><|sot|>Finland has no regards to human rights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybx0e644pvf71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>death sentence: "i shall sentence you to a 5 year course of assembly."<|eor|><|sor|>Id take that over JS any day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
106
programmerhumor
StanEclipse
11gz6w1
<|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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