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programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | jar2amj | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,063 |
programmerhumor | Swoop3dp | jaqxjlr | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,608 |
programmerhumor | Plz_Nerf | jarahba | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>me after watching a 2 min fireship video about a language id previously never heard of <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | beastinghunting | jar521y | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hola Mundo
Hello World
Salut Mond
Hallo Welt
Ol Mundo
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | hoserama99 | jarblqj | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hola Mundo
Hello World
Salut Mond
Hallo Welt
Ol Mundo
<|eor|><|sor|>Uses UK flag for English, but Brazilian flag for Portuguese. As an American living in Portugal, I feel personally targeted.... | 601 |
programmerhumor | DeKrazyK | jargxvt | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | k_50 | jarx2qn | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 549 |
programmerhumor | HumanMan1234 | jar3v8g | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I program in BASIC myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | 3f3 | jar6ewx | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you don't just pick the ones with the best icons?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | Tabugti | jarebw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to add bash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | Eternityislong | jarmc41 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>me after watching a 2 min fireship video about a language id previously never heard of <|eor|><|sor|>I am now the worlds leading expert in 6969 assembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jar4nr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | ISODomTS | jarzais | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|sor|>you ... | 397 |
programmerhumor | Elflo_ | jaqznzn | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I get multiple flairs ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | k_50 | jarzi06 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I could have six flairs if I could name one more language :(<|eor|><|sor|>They have MySQL but not SQL Server or Postgres<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM TABLE
Where's my flair idiots?<|eor|><|sor|>you ... | 362 |
programmerhumor | calandra_95 | jarbwj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Resume
Out of College: C/C++, Java, Swift, Python, SQL, HTML, JS.
Sr Eng: C++, Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | OneTurnMore | jas9dlw | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to add bash.<|eor|><|sor|>I forgot to add bash too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | FiendishHawk | jar0szz | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to do it full North Korea style you need to also add the ones your father and grandfather used.<|eor|><|soopr|>We had a guy who applied to work at our company who put every language he ... | 225 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | jar7n4o | <|sols|><|sot|>What I see when I browse the comments in here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wrrj2xpjmila1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I get multiple flairs ?<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Maleficent_Phase_204 | lzp6qn | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,034 |
programmerhumor | tehtris | gq39rwz | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,375 |
programmerhumor | memallocator | gq3bth6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,313 |
programmerhumor | kinarism | gq3f8wb | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sur... | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | T351A | gq3tmt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 616 |
programmerhumor | kinarism | gq3ly2b | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sur... | 554 |
programmerhumor | FVMAzalea | gq3leuy | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sur... | 367 |
programmerhumor | NotWolfgangPuck | gq3vwkj | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 313 |
programmerhumor | JustKeepItQiet | gq39cki | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>As an electrician I can confirm that it's mandatory to complain about what the previous guy did<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | bplzizcool | gq40g0r | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 210 |
programmerhumor | ausdoug | gq39acb | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>5 months is usually as long as you can stretch it, otherwise you're likely to be the previous guy that you're complaining about...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | gq3c8g4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
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Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous... | 180 |
programmerhumor | Purplociraptor | gq3pm6h | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sur... | 155 |
programmerhumor | Dugen | gq3raae | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny story.
I hired an electrician to replace the main panel in my house (built in 2005, I've owned since 2017) last week.
When he got out of his van, the first thing he said was "I'm pretty sur... | 153 |
programmerhumor | kroppeb | gq40q2c | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 132 |
programmerhumor | bitofrock | gq4dhkk | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 91 |
programmerhumor | asdddosa | gq3dwt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text*
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Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous... | 83 |
programmerhumor | Naitsab_33 | gq3uz9u | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am the previous guy I complain about.<|eor|><|sor|>What the... _git blame_... Oh, that was me...<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame someone else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else)<|eor|><|... | 78 |
programmerhumor | Hour-Release-6759 | gq3kwxk | <|sols|><|sot|>What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p4xh021ahll61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Problem: I am both: programmer AND electrician.
(At my Job I create PCBs and program it, but I'm also able to wire a whole house...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | EclipseQQ | u9h846 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,938 |
programmerhumor | More-like-MOREskin | i5rhe3i | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,625 |
programmerhumor | HYAR7E | i5rhqkw | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seor developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,989 |
programmerhumor | NeoVidia | i5rfz40 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Button Pressing Expert<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,778 |
programmerhumor | Strange-Athlete2548 | i5ribx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,891 |
programmerhumor | noobiesofteng | i5riqey | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,741 |
programmerhumor | Cain_S | i5rjfvm | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,395 |
programmerhumor | EasywayScissors | i5romv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|sor|>Code monke... | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | AquaRegia | i5rhdte | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The lack of responsibility that comes with "script kiddie" sounds awfully comforting. I pick that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | MrPickle2255 | i5rifvc | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sourcerer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | Orbax | i5rjn6t | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tell normal people: Developer
Tell illiterate people: I do computer shit
Tell recruiters: Software Developer / Software Solution Engineer
Tell managers: I'm just a keyboard pounding monkey
Tell users: Im not t... | 877 |
programmerhumor | Hollowplanet | i5rj4dp | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Button Pressing Expert<|eor|><|sor|>I get paid to press buttons in the right order.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | Cain_S | i5roqpa | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code Monkey is my preferred job title<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say this.
"Code Monkey very diligent but his output stinks, his code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?"<|eor|><|sor|>Code monke... | 673 |
programmerhumor | PhotoVegetable7496 | i5rggy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey You"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 604 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | i5rqapr | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|sor|>Daddy it is then...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | peebsthehuman | i5rs4fz | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|sor|>Senior bug finder here. It's a pleasure to meet you.<|eor|><|sor|>Seor bug ignorer, at your service<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | llagerlof | i5rpbnp | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Senior Bug Maker<|eor|><|sor|>Senior bug finder here. It's a pleasure to meet you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | ScrillyBoi | i5rgnzf | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer keyboard fondler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | CerealBit | i5rlnv3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Germany you are not allowed to call yourself a Software Engineer by law unless you have a degree in Computer Science.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | HorstOdensack | i5rt3js | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me whatever you want just so long as the paycheck clears.<|eor|><|sor|>Daddy it is then...<|eor|><|sor|>Code daddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | NoOneImportantYet | i5rj33e | <|sols|><|sot|>How do you like being called?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2vw1ybxtl3v81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional stack overflow researcher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | weird_dude_69_420 | utk1j3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,895 |
programmerhumor | WeSaidMeh | i9a91kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,376 |
programmerhumor | satosat | i9amzlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 1,426 |
programmerhumor | cmdkeyy | i9ajmbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And when it does load, it plays in terrible quality before freezing after the first 5 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | satosat | i9ank7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 746 |
programmerhumor | KickinWithKaine | i9adwnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
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const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlay... | 626 |
programmerhumor | dummyDummyOne | i9agq0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>if it's a gif, serve .mp4 with no audio
if it's an mp4, serve .gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | OffBrandNameBrand | i9al3s8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>​
If Reddit devs need a hand, I am sure that r/ProgrammerHumor community could make a better video player just for the meme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | MrSkme | i9an94c | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 436 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | i9aqz7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 409 |
programmerhumor | Same_Return_579 | i9aeq5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
---
const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlay... | 374 |
programmerhumor | whiznat | i9ag3qn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is fake. Reddit never just plays a video. You have to reload the page at least once, often twice, occasionally over and over and over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | KickinWithKaine | i9afk1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Code*
---
const VideoHandler = (): void -> {
if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) {
RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze();
} else {
RedditVideoPlay... | 353 |
programmerhumor | petergriffin1115 | i9ak9u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>If livestream:
runSoSmoothlyFeelsLikeOfline()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | blueberriessmoothie | i9au6t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 256 |
programmerhumor | -NiMa- | i9alq24 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>`if (Video.LiveStream()){`
`RedditVideoPlayer.PlayFullHD();`
`}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | Pokinator | i9aqwr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>And when it does load, it plays in terrible quality before freezing after the first 5 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>I wish you could set universal quality settings. Every time I have to manually set it to max (usua... | 217 |
programmerhumor | dutch_penguin | i9az039 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 169 |
programmerhumor | weird_dude_69_420 | i9ao6lo | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>​
If Reddit devs need a hand, I am sure that r/ProgrammerHumor community could make a better video player just for the meme.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm in.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | i9arm4k | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>if it's a gif, serve .mp4 with no audio
if it's an mp4, serve .gif<|eor|><|sor|>Of it's any other format, random 50% chance it will chug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Isekai-Enthousiast | i9avgs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found Reddit video player source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?<|eor|><|sor|>reddit is actually banned in my country, so i have to always use vpn to open it. i thought video freezing was just because of th... | 142 |
programmerhumor | SamB133 | k3l6d9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,872 |
programmerhumor | iioverbakedpotatoii | ge3ocow | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,241 |
programmerhumor | WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 | ge3ukty | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers ... | 432 |
programmerhumor | driftwood11010 | ge3n63y | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | DebugLogError | ge420w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | NullPro | ge45wa9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers ... | 234 |
programmerhumor | WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 | ge3rtlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things that you are probably doing wrong, based solely on things that I do wrong all the time...
Forgot to assign a value to a variable
Forgot to increment a counter
Defined a function but forg... | 213 |
programmerhumor | rage1212 | ge42hlj | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 153 |
programmerhumor | UnreasonableSteve | ge4fkqv | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 115 |
programmerhumor | HeerHaan | ge4f67s | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers ... | 113 |
programmerhumor | lowleveldata | ge4de56 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine. We'd just require everyone to document what they want to do in unambigu... | 60 |
programmerhumor | SamB133 | ge3tkur | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things that you are probably doing wrong, based solely on things that I do wrong all the time...
Forgot to assign a value to a variable
Forgot to increment a counter
Defined a function but forg... | 60 |
programmerhumor | man-teiv | ge4hwux | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 60 |
programmerhumor | keten | ge4gmn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>It's fine. We'd just require everyone to document what they want to do in unambigu... | 57 |
programmerhumor | PenguinTod | ge4ithc | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this would cause the ultimate debugging nightmare: figuring out what the old coder thought they wanted<|eor|><|sor|>You lived a shitty life
Terrible husband, bad parent
Smacked a bunch of hookers ... | 54 |
programmerhumor | _Dopinder | ge4hore | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 51 |
programmerhumor | thegeicogecko | ge4mbx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 50 |
programmerhumor | Little_Shitty | ge49ktz | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>My business user is satisfied with... | 45 |
programmerhumor | _Dopinder | ge4wj9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He should probably run it again maybe it will work. Or try shouting why at the screen.<|eor|><|sor|>The scariest thing is when running it again works.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you discover that the las... | 39 |
programmerhumor | ImGonnaHaveToAsk | ge499pz | <|sols|><|sot|>I frequently have this argument with my code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qszkl08hx9261.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad had a sign up in the computer room at his work back in the 80s:
I hate this machine,
I really want to sell it,
It never does just what I want,
But only what I tell it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 34 |
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