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programmerhumor | mexicanburritoo | fpmmnhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>This made me laugh harder that it shouldve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | freakynit | sgwew9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,657 |
programmerhumor | ninety2two | huz31e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,057 |
programmerhumor | RobMerks | huz8jzv | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,713 |
programmerhumor | ywBBxNqW | huzbu1e | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the tem... | 725 |
programmerhumor | gobermouche | huz542v | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | Feeling_Percentage_9 | huz1kw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | Jolly-Conclusion | huzirkp | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|eol... | 380 |
programmerhumor | DearestBurrito | huz9xm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Then the sysadmin comes , puts a tampon on the dev bullet hole to stop the bleeding, and chops off both index fingers from the QA Manager. PROBLEM SOLVED.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | huzn4df | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|sor|>Skipping LegShotTestCase
Skipping HeadShotTestCase
All tests passed
Ok, deploy to prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | PriorEnvironmental65 | huzjzry | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and s... | 203 |
programmerhumor | HmmKuchen | huz1xo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Users shoot you in the head and then complain why it stopped working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | fsr1967 | huznamf | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the tem... | 151 |
programmerhumor | genlight13 | huzva9x | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|sor... | 103 |
programmerhumor | LostSoulsAlliance | huzyjjd | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>The fastest someone ever broke my code was a secretary, and she did it in 30 seconds. I asked her to show me what she did, and what she did made absolutely no sense. "Why d... | 102 |
programmerhumor | R3D3-1 | huzfbav | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>What seems to be implied: "Come on, don't use software stupidly like that!"
What I see: QA doing their job well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | zilti | huzr8cd | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and s... | 96 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | 106k9gs | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,637 |
programmerhumor | Professional_Ear5437 | j3h9kzo | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,723 |
programmerhumor | 0mica0 | j3h95u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,205 |
programmerhumor | DerHamm | j3h02zz | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can w... | 6,964 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3gwszl | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can w... | 5,404 |
programmerhumor | NoKneeHobbit68 | j3gwlqw | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,527 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | j3h0lom | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,443 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3hd40b | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in ... | 3,794 |
programmerhumor | moyet | j3h1w31 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can w... | 3,300 |
programmerhumor | JamesWjRose | j3hdjbn | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy.
It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume... | 2,753 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3gxcpx | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database... | 2,256 |
programmerhumor | adishivam1507 | j3gzwkc | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Just send him this
if want_ticket:
print("ticket")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | MurhaMursu | j3gymzn | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database... | 2,062 |
programmerhumor | Heavenfall | j3hj1p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in ... | 2,056 |
programmerhumor | folothedamntraincj | j3hux10 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|sor|>Truth.
Dealing with this kind of thing is actually pretty good practical experience fo... | 1,812 |
programmerhumor | PartarioGoatlegs | j3h36ne | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I got an email from someone on my degree asking what the outline of my dissertation paper was _the day before dissertation submission_.
"Hey dude, what are your section ... | 1,687 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3h48sa | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|soopr|>And thats not counting the normal phone calls he made-<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | JaiC | j3h7n5a | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>"It's one ~~banana~~ program, Michael. What could it ~~cost~~ take, ~~$10~~ 5 minutes?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,519 |
programmerhumor | saadism101 | j3hfkrp | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the timestamps. The guy started texting in the morning and kept texting till the evening, and ... | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | j3h9maj | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can w... | 1,365 |
programmerhumor | Enjoyingtheview08 | j3her1b | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy.
It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume... | 1,107 |
programmerhumor | kingofNoobies | 104qsv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,598 |
programmerhumor | Arshiaa001 | j36fyzq | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,676 |
programmerhumor | --scout_ | j36gkth | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,282 |
programmerhumor | TheLazyKitty | j36hgcr | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,226 |
programmerhumor | Mabi19_ | j36sswq | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two thing... | 1,617 |
programmerhumor | --scout_ | j36f05i | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | Oceloctopus | j374vhz | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two thing... | 931 |
programmerhumor | not_user_telken | j36gzmg | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | Creaaamm | j36m4lp | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the new... | 797 |
programmerhumor | Arshiaa001 | j36gt0u | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve me... | 720 |
programmerhumor | bearboyjd | j36f7ei | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All they do is point to stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j36jrgg | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor... | 459 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | j36lsxi | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the new... | 446 |
programmerhumor | d2718 | j36jlt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>This always puzzles me, too. Pointers just aren't that hard to understand. Now, not fucking them up is another story...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | StereoBucket | j36qum0 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve me... | 357 |
programmerhumor | Resorization | j36g476 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | csharpminor_fanclub | j376ah2 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two thing... | 271 |
programmerhumor | Gogo202 | j36g7sv | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed... | 245 |
programmerhumor | end_my_suffering44 | j36iw5w | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed... | 234 |
programmerhumor | iliekcats- | j36t5nk | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor... | 223 |
programmerhumor | AlbatrossMediocre625 | j37a1ww | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two thing... | 223 |
programmerhumor | purforium | ug71hh | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,549 |
programmerhumor | macarmy93 | i6y7qrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team... | 3,715 |
programmerhumor | Comprehensive-Ad3963 | i6y73gx | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,499 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | i6xv7ku | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,594 |
programmerhumor | bigredcar | i6xz3sp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfr... | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | _-_--__--- | i6z0qvh | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team... | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | GiantBonier | i6yfl2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,093 |
programmerhumor | SmittenGalaxy | i6yz7ay | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team... | 1,019 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | i6y4da7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'."
I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 835 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y0kup | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfr... | 736 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y39k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|soopr|>Extra dark humor<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6xt9kz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Resources on ethics in Software Engineering
Why Software Developers go to Jail
https://youtu.be/XcysNttn0WI
IEEE Code of Ethics
https://www.computer.org/education/code-of-ethics
Disclosure Assistan... | 541 |
programmerhumor | Cyniikal | i6z3cib | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team... | 535 |
programmerhumor | BringAltoidSoursBack | i6zwgud | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what I was thinking. You're telling your manager that you'll go to jail not them, feel... | 408 |
programmerhumor | TheLimeyCanuck | i6yjbmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employ... | 393 |
programmerhumor | kpd328 | i6yge5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The bottom of the food chain is always the one going to jail. If you're the one at the bottom, being asked to do unethical or illegal things is your cue to quit, and if egregious enough, be the whistle-blowe... | 375 |
programmerhumor | RandomComputerBloke | i6yis82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfr... | 360 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6yki9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employ... | 350 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y4whi | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'."
I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|soopr|>Judge: Mr. Dozen would you like to say anything before I announce your sent... | 342 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | vmhzrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,498 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | ie1f9ao | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,386 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | ie18s2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | theoreticallyme76 | ie1pq67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 520 |
programmerhumor | xXx_epicgamer_xXx | ie1jeyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|eols|... | 418 |
programmerhumor | SparklyEarlAv32 | ie1gf9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | demonslayer9911 | ie19q9l | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | SleepDeprivedUserUK | ie1k2l0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | CallKennyLoggins | ie1t71p | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 134 |
programmerhumor | THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE | ie1emo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away?
^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | ie1yh49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, a Gandalf quote. I love Harry Potter so muc... | 84 |
programmerhumor | arobie1992 | ie1l9rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 82 |
programmerhumor | TheSublimeLight | ie1wkbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 82 |
programmerhumor | batweenerpopemobile | ie25205 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 80 |
programmerhumor | invisibo | ie1qksb | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I took a vacation around Christmas this yea... | 64 |
programmerhumor | DemocracyIsGood | ie1mam1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away?
^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|sor|>They really shouldn't. Don't sacrifice your life for a company<|eo... | 51 |
programmerhumor | DaddyPest | ie1o5yw | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>As much as I love TNG, this monologue really did... | 46 |
programmerhumor | goda90 | ie1p4el | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>... | 43 |
programmerhumor | reddituser1827291 | ybdcsu | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,480 |
programmerhumor | noooit | itg3fp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,199 |
programmerhumor | Total_Ad_1767 | itg01tm | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you did no changes and receive a Pull Request from your local machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,963 |
programmerhumor | agathver | itfupbl | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,933 |
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