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programmerhumor | bearwood_forest | itgqx1a | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,531 |
programmerhumor | matyklug | itgsqe9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|sor|>Virgin "I can't access that" vs chad *hacks in to fix your code then nicely pa... | 2,071 |
programmerhumor | -Manu_ | itg5uuz | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just checked and that code looks so shitty, who is the ape who wrote that garbage?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,973 |
programmerhumor | JAKZ- | itg0adf | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|sor|>Or he has the same problem on his local ![gif](em... | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | dschramm_at | itfx76d | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somebody must know which tutorial that is. Or this is level of, "have you tried turning it off and on again?".
Also the irony in the name <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | itg8evc | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | yeehaa_15 | itftefu | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"" vs be like:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | Saavedroo | itguy2p | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|sor|>Virgin "I can't access that" vs chad *hacks in to fix your code then nicely pa... | 566 |
programmerhumor | jmaca90 | itggd3k | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you did no changes and receive a Pull Request from your local machine.<|eor|><|sor|>I pull my local machine all the time, and it works fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | itgdknj | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|sor|>Your paying for SSL?<|eor|><|sor|>If LetsEncrypt is good enough for ... | 304 |
programmerhumor | cyb3rstrik3 | itg9kr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|sor|>Your paying for SSL?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | Bright-Historian-216 | itfyhy2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>How tf did he access the local host in their computer
Can't imaging how the questioner would feel when he realised he posted localhost link but got a working answer.<|eor|><|sor|>"I am in your walls" mf... | 258 |
programmerhumor | centran | itgixgj | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that, or the conversation never happened. h... | 219 |
programmerhumor | Toast42 | itgnbjx | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just checked and that code looks so shitty, who is the ape who wrote that garbage?<|eor|><|sor|>git blame
Oh it was me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | MurkilyChirr | x6kbul | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,375 |
programmerhumor | armstrong147 | in78i3y | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,806 |
programmerhumor | myrsnipe | in7efwq | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,667 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | in79sdz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,526 |
programmerhumor | TheZophiel | in7i3ep | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in... | 2,409 |
programmerhumor | JMC-design | in799b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campgroun... | 1,974 |
programmerhumor | wRadion | in7egzy | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Code writers"
Ah... yes... us, code writers. Among all the terms used to designate someone who code/develop/program, this might be the last one I could think of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | undefined-account | in7afna | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|sor|>pribobly..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | confusedndfrustrated | in7my80 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|sor|>for an extended amount of time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | deVriesse | in8k30h | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in... | 858 |
programmerhumor | armstrong147 | in7buid | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|sor|>pribobly..<|eor|><|sor|>I almost missed "succsess"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 847 |
programmerhumor | deekaph | in7idn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The audacity.
"I'm opening a restaurant and need kitchen staff. No pay for half a year but if it goes good you might get paid."
"We're opening a new office and need accountants. No pay, but after 6 m... | 774 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | in7vfvv | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campgroun... | 768 |
programmerhumor | Normal_Fishing9824 | in8lx16 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in... | 698 |
programmerhumor | Sgt_Redwood | in7ba6z | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All these efforts just to build another dating app no one will use other than the creator<|eor|><|sor|>Lovefinderrz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | massivenull | in7jlrt | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Code writers"
Ah... yes... us, code writers. Among all the terms used to designate someone who code/develop/program, this might be the last one I could think of.<|eor|><|sor|>App doer. You do somethi... | 536 |
programmerhumor | LEGENDARYKING_ | in7s3g0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|sor|>for an extended amount of time.<|eor|><|sor|>for an almost extended amount of time\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | in7k1u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>I just need as high end laptop, three large screens and a few servers to start. Here's the list of software to buy for me. Don't forget the RGB keyboard, no code writ... | 432 |
programmerhumor | dpfrd | in7w4sn | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campgroun... | 402 |
programmerhumor | nuke-the-wales | in7xhyl | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campgroun... | 383 |
programmerhumor | GeorgeWalt | mkm6ef | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,334 |
programmerhumor | thank_me_its_friday | gtgp2a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,053 |
programmerhumor | SlumdogSkillionaire | gtgmqa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`i`? He's not an iterator. Poor little `x`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,365 |
programmerhumor | old_man_khan | gtgkm4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>humanChildWalt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,309 |
programmerhumor | xiipaoc | gtgu17y | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`children[0]`. No need to get verbose; what is this, Java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 477 |
programmerhumor | Bizzle_worldwide | gtgryqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`i`? He's not an iterator. Poor little `x`.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly you dont have multiple children.
For i in dependents: summarizes how it can feel some days.
As a side note, child class and pet class both i... | 428 |
programmerhumor | ExTheSea | gtheog8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|sor|>// TODO Rename before Push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | silly_red | gtgzamy | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`foo`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | ArtSchoolRejectedMe | gth2mnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't name him Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;#?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | datathecodievita | gtgzsdt | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try null.
It's going to mess with so many systems...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | shutanovac | gth14s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`foo`<|eor|><|sor|>and his younger brother bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | flipmcf | gthij7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`children[0]`. No need to get verbose; what is this, Java?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to introduce you to my wife `ChildFactory`<|eor|><|sor|>that is the most cursed thing I've ever heard<|eor|><|sor|>Gets worse: ... | 172 |
programmerhumor | P0L1Z1STENS0HN | gtguev7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. It's your kid and it has exactly one unique property that will never change over its lifetime: the date and time of birth in UTC. The time difference between twins usually allows you to cut after ... | 171 |
programmerhumor | 115049 | gtgv910 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time for little Bobby [tables](https://xkcd.com/327/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | apomd | gthb6lp | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|sor|>for sale: One Child subclass. Never instantiated<|eor|><|sor|>Nice reference XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Bainos | gth1ru0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I wrote a program to generate names, missed it when I was copying things to a new computer, tried rewriting it, gave up, and then tried again last week.
It came up with kevandrew.<|eor|><|sor|>> Th... | 148 |
programmerhumor | Elqueq | saz2gn | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,314 |
programmerhumor | bless-you-mlud | htwxrqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,434 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | htx8orn | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,478 |
programmerhumor | Sovic91 | htwrm2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wait, I thought I was in r/TNG. Good meme, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 739 |
programmerhumor | Koervege | htxettt | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | wjandrea | htxdcdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." -- Steven Wright<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | Anxious_Start4839 | htwnud4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why initialising and resetting your variables is important.
()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | ColsonThePCmechanic | htxkxnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://m.xkcd.com/2570/)... | 329 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | htxelcg | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name al... | 264 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | htxigc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This meme has everything. TNG and programming humor that goes beyond hurr, Java/Javascript/PHP bad, hurr.
Almost makes wading through all the repetitive crap worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | jexmex | htxaort | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | I_Am_Upvoter | htwwdec | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why initialising and resetting your variables is important.
()<|eor|><|sor|>Scope<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | FlyingStirFryMonster | htxktwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." -- Steven Wright<|eor|><|sor|>[No it ain't](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8) (clip from Community)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 191 |
programmerhumor | Sekhen | htws8sj | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's hilarious. Good ending.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | htxa3m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wait, I thought I was in r/TNG. Good meme, though.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was /r/risa<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | jexmex | htxgqdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name al... | 169 |
programmerhumor | Bigluser | htxh9dh | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name al... | 156 |
programmerhumor | oheohLP | htx3i1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2570/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | TheBlindApe | htx1hju | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except that she did namespace it, external.temperature
And Picard is evidently using Tea.EarlGrey.Hot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | atomicwrites | htyf33f | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://m.xkcd.com/2570/)... | 89 |
programmerhumor | SmilesWithDelight | ya8znc | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,316 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | ita5o3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,362 |
programmerhumor | Derura | itas7cl | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a simil... | 2,385 |
programmerhumor | Devil_May_Kare | itaotay | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of python functions are faster than you'd think because they work by invoking highly optimized C code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,294 |
programmerhumor | oshunman | itafzq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry you had to C this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,745 |
programmerhumor | bruhbruhthatsbruh | itaas23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,116 |
programmerhumor | trymypi | itavz58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a simil... | 760 |
programmerhumor | mpattok | itaa34a | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The speed of an algorithm is language-independent, only the speed of its execution depends on language, but at that point we may as well also talk about hardware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | Disciple153 | itaby70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can we see the algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>In the words of Principal Skinner:
"No."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | Shinob1 | ita8skv | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can we see the algorithms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | zelmoghazy | itaoho0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embar... | 625 |
programmerhumor | pingveno | itb3zpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of python functions are faster than you'd think because they work by invoking highly optimized C code.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember when I was a tutor in college someone came to me with a merge sort implementation written in Python that... | 523 |
programmerhumor | ell0bo | itau9mp | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a simil... | 457 |
programmerhumor | Daniel_H212 | itap7zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumor user: C is faster than python!
Random person: but is *your* C code faster than python?
r/ProgrammerHumor user: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | Derura | itawlyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a simil... | 413 |
programmerhumor | JRockBC19 | itarkii | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embar... | 389 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | itapim5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embar... | 371 |
programmerhumor | Dry_Extension7993 | itapolg | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He wrote bubble sort in C vs his professor who wrote merge sort in Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | RespectableLurker555 | itav4gs | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embar... | 326 |
programmerhumor | sofabeddd | itaip4p | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry you had to C this<|eor|><|sor|>Someone award this guy<|eor|><|sor|>i got you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | ccooldean | 8v4080 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,303 |
programmerhumor | Syllellipsis | e1keqwv | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,981 |
programmerhumor | Dentarthurdent42 | e1kp2kk | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | zdakat | e1kew72 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,727 |
programmerhumor | Luvax | e1kpo0z | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the part about the log that's actually a completely different issue but somehow becomes the main focus of the thread since the original poster never came back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,163 |
programmerhumor | Bosun_Tom | e1ke5ep | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As always, there's a relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/979/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,069 |
programmerhumor | kooshipuff | e1kqo5y | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|... | 982 |
programmerhumor | bad_luck_charm | e1kpbgg | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | 8ate8 | e1kjbcr | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is reading the ibm mainframes forums where every reply is a from a pompous asshol... | 789 |
programmerhumor | jclocks | e1kn1sw | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forgot the following:
Forum User 3, 3 months later: Hey I'm having <specific variation of the issue you've been having for the past hour> with this too but this other thing happened, what do you guys think?
Admin: Please pos... | 540 |
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