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programmerhumor | Conscious_Scar_9293 | iamrzgf | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you for making this a gif. I thought I was dying for a second<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking same. I legit thought I was hallucinating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | hennell | ian1su1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 52 |
programmerhumor | raltoid | iamvpy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 51 |
programmerhumor | LeftIsBest-Tsuga | iamg0w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>this reminds me of the original Microsoft Encarta Encyclopedias that came out after CD-ROM was first released for consumers. absolute garbage, looked like a giant pixelated travel brochure, an... | 50 |
programmerhumor | Appoxo | iamx32y | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 50 |
programmerhumor | BDMayhem | ian2l7v | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 48 |
programmerhumor | Gradash | znh11c | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,790 |
programmerhumor | Tamsta-273C | j0h552q | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the hell AI creating code, give me AI creating documentation!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,082 |
programmerhumor | _jbd_ | j0h776c | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the hell AI creating code, give me AI creating documentation!<|eor|><|sor|>I have an AI that writes documentation! I call him InternAI.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,919 |
programmerhumor | Unupgradable | j0hceii | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh?
We're actively cheering for AI stealing our jobs.
*We're the ones building it!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,749 |
programmerhumor | altmoonjunkie | j0ho8yx | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I DARE chatgpt to even try and understand what our source code is doing. Lord knows no one here does.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,882 |
programmerhumor | VariousComment6946 | j0h0372 | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Incorrect meme. Programmers never gives a f.
Mostly accurate is:
I stole your code
its not my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,175 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | j0hi1xw | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If business could actually define requirements, I would be worried.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | Th3Uknovvn | j0h4vmu | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except we are not lol, we programmers have lived through this whole low code bullshit since the beginning of dawn now.
Everyone in the field should already know that we are sa... | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | bighunter1313 | j0hkb8l | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh?
We're actively cheering for AI stealing our jobs.
*We're the ones building it!*<|eor|><|sor|>Until AI can make AI, well have a job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,295 |
programmerhumor | masterchief0587 | j0i5xtl | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I DARE chatgpt to even try and understand what our source code is doing. Lord knows no one here does.<|eor|><|sor|>I dare chatgpt to figure out what the hell our PMs are tryin... | 1,065 |
programmerhumor | Canonip | j0hco83 | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the hell AI creating code, give me AI creating documentation!<|eor|><|sor|>I have an AI that writes documentation! I call him InternAI.<|eor|><|sor|>Does this AI come in rob... | 857 |
programmerhumor | _raydeStar | j0hh51d | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Incorrect meme. Programmers never gives a f.
Mostly accurate is:
I stole your code
its not my code<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow has created in me a sensibility that all ... | 690 |
programmerhumor | sammy-taylor | j0hez77 | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the hell AI creating code, give me AI creating documentation!<|eor|><|sor|>ChatGPT is much better at writing documentation than it is at writing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 581 |
programmerhumor | ben_g0 | j0hs872 | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh?
We're actively cheering for AI stealing our jobs.
*We're the ones building it!*<|eor|><|sor|>Until AI can make AI, well have a job.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now I know what I'... | 526 |
programmerhumor | Unupgradable | j0hkodf | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh?
We're actively cheering for AI stealing our jobs.
*We're the ones building it!*<|eor|><|sor|>Until AI can make AI, well have a job.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now I know what I'... | 519 |
programmerhumor | NullVoidPointer | j0hkke4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the hell AI creating code, give me AI creating documentation!<|eor|><|sor|>I have an AI that writes documentation! I call him InternAI.<|eor|><|sor|>Does this AI come in rob... | 445 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | j0hb09i | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI can "create" art, but it doesn't mean it's good art or have the desired outcome.
AI can "create" code, but it didn't mean it's good code or achieving the desired result.
AI... | 361 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | j0hguug | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except we are not lol, we programmers have lived through this whole low code bullshit since the beginning of dawn now.
Everyone in the field should already know that we are sa... | 334 |
programmerhumor | kdavis37 | j0hd9qs | <|sols|><|sot|>After months of suffering bullying, it feels a bit like vengeance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bhygiq0k1a6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are there even programmers on this sub? Who the hell is mad about AI development?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | L4993Rz | 11cekei | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,722 |
programmerhumor | Elegant-Variety-7482 | ja2orlt | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like you can't candidate for waiter if you don't have in your instagram pictures of you serving plates to your friends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,294 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate_Tax3468 | ja2rmgz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,174 |
programmerhumor | BeardedGinge | ja2ya8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have told interviewers I don't code for fun outside of work. I code for 8 hours at work, my free time is spent doing things I really enjoy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,333 |
programmerhumor | kiralala7956 | ja2zr2y | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, they want you to have all of these "proofs" you're pro... | 2,603 |
programmerhumor | fanta_bhelpuri | ja2sok5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like you can't candidate for waiter if you don't have in your instagram pictures of you serving plates to your friends.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you can't be a firefighter if you don't set your neighbors' houses on fire to practice<|eor|>... | 1,892 |
programmerhumor | Tinkerballsack | ja32mhj | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like you can't candidate for waiter if you don't have in your instagram pictures of you serving plates to your friends.<|eor|><|sor|>I can't be a sysadmin because I don't let people take pictures of me staring at the wall hoping ... | 1,875 |
programmerhumor | SnooOranges7287 | ja2zj8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have told interviewers I don't code for fun outside of work. I code for 8 hours at work, my free time is spent doing things I really enjoy<|eor|><|sor|>True af, they think we are Bots coding for 24/7 without rest or hobbies to enjoy... | 1,483 |
programmerhumor | thomash01 | ja34c5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git accepts commits in the past. There are tools to make it look however you like -> https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,217 |
programmerhumor | Evazzion | ja2re94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt people who are hiring care about green squares over what you can actually do with code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | dregan | ja2z5p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just got a senior dev position. My only github commit was for the interview coding challenge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | Leeroy_c | ja31a89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, they want you to have all of these "proofs" you're pro... | 957 |
programmerhumor | EDEADLINK | ja2vq5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like lots of work on private repos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | ja2w750 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like you can't candidate for waiter if you don't have in your instagram pictures of you serving plates to your friends.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you can't be a firefighter if you don't set your neighbors' houses on fire to practice<|eor|>... | 674 |
programmerhumor | ricco19 | ja2zbq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt people who are hiring care about green squares over what you can actually do with code<|eor|><|sor|>I get your point but lots of people hiring are terrible at it.... like the guy in the OP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 560 |
programmerhumor | Vaguely_accurate | ja2wni2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like lots of work on private repos.<|eor|><|sor|>The twitter poster backed down somewhat when he discovered private activity doesn't show up.
Seems he is recruiting for a senior dev role and claims someone sent this in to show ... | 546 |
programmerhumor | Protuhj | ja3dtll | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, they want you to have all of these "proofs" you're pro... | 527 |
programmerhumor | BeardedGinge | ja31d79 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have told interviewers I don't code for fun outside of work. I code for 8 hours at work, my free time is spent doing things I really enjoy<|eor|><|sor|>True af, they think we are Bots coding for 24/7 without rest or hobbies to enjoy... | 504 |
programmerhumor | ccelik97 | ja357vj | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|sor|>There are scripts that manually populate a git history for ... | 420 |
programmerhumor | ILikeLenexa | ja32teg | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have told interviewers I don't code for fun outside of work. I code for 8 hours at work, my free time is spent doing things I really enjoy<|eor|><|sor|>Even though I enjoy coding, 50 hours of it in a week is a good amount.
I don't... | 365 |
programmerhumor | frenetix | ja3tb8c | <|sols|><|sot|>Sit down<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv8rnyls9kka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The same people:
Oh, no no no, your own repositories or off-work contributions to other projects dont matter in terms of experience with language X/framework Y.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, they want you to have all of these "proofs" you're pro... | 363 |
programmerhumor | ARAXON-KUN | g942eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,702 |
programmerhumor | someuser_2 | for3x3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,722 |
programmerhumor | eXecute_bit | forjj8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 3,257 |
programmerhumor | orokro | forr5b9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 748 |
programmerhumor | SnowFox1414 | fos13nv | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | givemeadrink | fos0x1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But.. but.. I like java. Maybe thats an unpopular opinion but if it works it works<|eor|><|sor|>You know what they say. There are 2 types of languages: languages people bitch about and languages no one use.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 584 |
programmerhumor | maxhaton | forqbjg | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somehow on this subredit most seem to think that Java is the worst language ever but if you hate JS you just don't know it enough/are bad at it...<|eor|><|sor|>\*whispers\*
half the people on this subreddit have never worked ... | 508 |
programmerhumor | BroDonttryit | forpr27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But.. but.. I like java. Maybe thats an unpopular opinion but if it works it works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | daniu | ford2dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like "If your boss tells you you're fired, I hope you know Java".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | hunter_mark | for43a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Catch exception and return to caller. Or in other words, fire your boss.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | eXecute_bit | forvb7q | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 340 |
programmerhumor | mark0016 | for9un7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>Most java applications (that I encounter on a daily basis) suffer from terrible design on the functionality side of things. Based on the experience of my fri... | 339 |
programmerhumor | NotATroll71106 | forjzk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That explanation for Java is essentially what I told the interns when they asked why I made a webpage with JSP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | zChewbacca | forqwpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most of the people who hate on Java don't even know why they don't like it, they just see other people saying it and parrot that opinion. If you asked them to give reasons, most of them wouldn't know what to say other than "I ... | 280 |
programmerhumor | lVlulcan | fos0t6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 216 |
programmerhumor | Kirogo | fos0xk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 216 |
programmerhumor | Piwakkio | forljf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>Most java applications (that I encounter on a daily basis) suffer from terrible design on the functionality side of things. Based on the experience of my fri... | 201 |
programmerhumor | TrueDuality | forsvy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java is the best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uxs5wnj01ev41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there a trend of mocking java? Genuinely asking.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of the hate comes from Java's client-side features.
Applets running in a browser sandbox was a killer feature in the 90s at the infancy of the public... | 193 |
programmerhumor | hetfield37 | oevl73 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,651 |
programmerhumor | Faeton73 | h48lsf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,570 |
programmerhumor | hetfield37 | h48mi7h | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|soopr|>Since you're usually the one working on the project - makes sense indeed.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | DerKnerd | h48zcan | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is honestly the way I handle all my side projects. It is actually quite useful, because you can easily keep track on what needs to be done. And when you have more than 10 side projects you actively develop it is rea... | 611 |
programmerhumor | Mistifyed | h49fz8a | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|soopr|>Since you're usually the one working on the project - makes sense indeed.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Schedule a meeting with yourself to talk about how this issue can be prevented... | 416 |
programmerhumor | SharksPreedateTrees | h48vd4f | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just Jira things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | thexar | h48x28u | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't track your work, you didn't work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | Plastivore | h490r2q | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then wait for that feedback email, and confirm that you are happy with the way you dealt with your own incident.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | regorsec | h49h3nl | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|soopr|>Since you're usually the one working on the project - makes sense indeed.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Schedule a meeting with yourself to talk about how this issue can be prevented... | 191 |
programmerhumor | SnooSnooper | h49dmoy | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is honestly the way I handle all my side projects. It is actually quite useful, because you can easily keep track on what needs to be done. And when you have more than 10 side projects you actively develop it is rea... | 183 |
programmerhumor | SushiThief | h49b5xt | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just Jira things<|eor|><|sor|>Jira needs a dark mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | poor_boy_ | h48wbur | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>I used to manage my manager using this exact method. He only looked at the raw numbers of JIRAs everyone had and assumed we had a fair distribution if I had the same number as everyone else. Mind you, the real reason I d... | 119 |
programmerhumor | NailiME84 | h499417 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your order is wrong,
Fix the issue.
Open ticket
assign to self
close ticket.
Ticketing system at my last company had a Status field when opening. I would often change to to closed so it automatically clos... | 115 |
programmerhumor | MaroonBookPro | h49hl9k | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>I used to manage my manager using this exact method. He only looked at the raw numbers of JIRAs everyone had and assumed we had a fair distribution if I had the same number as everyone else. Mind you, the real reason I d... | 100 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | h49dpxs | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just Jira things<|eor|><|sor|>Jira needs a dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything has dark mode when you have the Dark Reader extension<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | gingimli | h49ab2k | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|sor|>Its always fun to receive praise on resolving an issue so fast when youre the one that provoked the issue to being with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | CoffeePieAndHobbits | h49im2y | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just Jira things<|eor|><|sor|>Jira needs a dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything has dark mode when you have the Dark Reader extension<|eor|><|sor|>Everything has dark mode if you turn the monitor off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 93 |
programmerhumor | LowB0b | h4a3s8h | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is honestly the way I handle all my side projects. It is actually quite useful, because you can easily keep track on what needs to be done. And when you have more than 10 side projects you actively develop it is rea... | 91 |
programmerhumor | AcidCyborg | h49ahhn | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>Usually you provoked the issue too...<|eor|><|sor|>Its always fun to receive praise on resolving an issue so fast when youre the one that provoked the issue to being with.<|eor|><|sor|>*job security intensifies*<|eor|><|... | 80 |
programmerhumor | __batterylow__ | h49fb05 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't track your work, you didn't work.<|eor|><|sor|>Guilty of this in this year but still somehow managed to get promoted lmfao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | CoffeePieAndHobbits | h49jjmx | <|sols|><|sot|>*Sad freelance noises*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3qzjx2s1nl971.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then wait for that feedback email, and confirm that you are happy with the way you dealt with your own incident.<|eor|><|sor|>*If you were satisified with this resolution, please consider taking a moment to fill out ... | 76 |
programmerhumor | ChillboBeutlin | tm1ol6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,647 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | i1wtjrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,289 |
programmerhumor | deepuw | i1x4cys | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,455 |
programmerhumor | J1mj0hns0n | i1xa1nt | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding jo... | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | kanduvisla | i1wt7so | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>I usually joke with my co-worker that a lot of people we work with can easily be replaced with a batch script.
The funny thing is, it's not even a joke!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,630 |
programmerhumor | alexander_the_dead | i1wtso0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>The comic strip could've been a plain text.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,434 |
programmerhumor | apex_flux_34 | i1wxvx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Im a mechanical engineer, one of my college buddies is a savant level software engineer. He was hired into a black program at Lockheed and ended up parting ways with them a few years later because they wouldn... | 1,143 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | i1ww4m2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>The comic strip could've been a plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>The plain text could have been an npm package with 742 dependencies.
Wait, hold on, goin... | 1,119 |
programmerhumor | deepuw | i1xa6aw | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding jo... | 837 |
programmerhumor | deepuw | i1xfc6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Step 1: find low wage remote job
Step 2: automate *but don't say anything*
Repeat 10 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't somebody do something like this already? Also I remember a story of a man who took a coding jo... | 640 |
programmerhumor | Pitboyx | i1wx4em | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>I usually joke with my co-worker that a lot of people we work with can easily be replaced with a batch script.
The funny thing is, it's not even a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>How many people do you think are a batch ... | 637 |
programmerhumor | camelCaseRedditUser | i1wz3lj | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Im a mechanical engineer, one of my college buddies is a savant level software engineer. He was hired into a black program at Lockheed and ended up parting ways with them a few years later because they wouldn... | 540 |
programmerhumor | rndmcmder | i1wzv1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I daydream about applying for a lot of fulltime bs jobs, automate them and receive multiple salaries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | new_pribor | i1x1nvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>This video could have been a comic strip.<|eor|><|sor|>The comic strip could've been a plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>The plain text could have been an npm package with 742 dependencies.
Wait, hold on, goin... | 443 |
programmerhumor | aryan2304 | i1xibkh | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical thoughts of software engineers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fjt4uaiyrap81<|eol|><|sor|>I actually used Python to do something like this. Basically, I was volunteering for a startup and they gave me a webpage that had a list of websites, and my job was to click on every link and check if the web... | 408 |
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