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programmerhumor | frikilinux2 | javbxt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|sor|>Even Doom runs Doom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | palordrolap | javh7a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory: They explain that in a deleted scene (or a scene I've forgotten is in the real film). All modern Earth techn... | 418 |
programmerhumor | neuromancertr | javsr0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and als... | 316 |
programmerhumor | aCasualGoon | jav82ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it.
Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|sor|>IEEE is inevitable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | starlulz | javj3io | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory: They explain that in a deleted scene (or a scene I've forgotten is in the real film). All modern Earth techn... | 267 |
programmerhumor | avnothdmi | jaw7xp1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and als... | 217 |
programmerhumor | Jonathan20126 | jav873l | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it.
Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|sor|>Bullshit. IEEE IS OMNIPRESENT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | JoustyMe | javhzp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up.
If it has a display, you play bad apple.
And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>It does not have to have display. It just needs something that can ac... | 181 |
programmerhumor | NekoLu | javit3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|sor|>Also a pregnancy test running doom<|eor|><|sor|>Too bad it was just a screen. They used external hardware to run doom, and only screen from test<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 154 |
programmerhumor | hmaltr | javb0n0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>In no time it will be blasting bad apple<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | fonix232 | jaw7zjx | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>I can imagine like the comic but its aliens and a human laptop "i got Hakija running ... | 150 |
programmerhumor | ChickenChaser5 | javvov5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up.
If it has a display, you play bad apple.
And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>But if it plays audio and video together, then you gotta play the [Ga... | 149 |
programmerhumor | raadted | javbyq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Mfs wake up and run Doom on a single Capacitor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | Riyzen4 | usxhre | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,956 |
programmerhumor | ghost_rider_007 | i96l0mp | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,849 |
programmerhumor | Big-Veterinarian-823 | i96o7yq | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Currently owning a feature with no direction due to being blocked. No other stuff assigned to me. Definitely not working those full 40 hours a week and never want to.
I do feel guilty, but I try and remind myself that no one on... | 1,563 |
programmerhumor | MkemCZ | i96hkoq | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That can happen in the office, too. And if tamed properly (eg. 5-15 minutes of gameplay between tasks), this can be a healthy rest leading to being more productive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,275 |
programmerhumor | DumbThrowawayNames | i96t1y6 | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>lol yes. Just gotta make sure to occasionally jiggle the mouse on the work laptop so I stay present on Teams<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 936 |
programmerhumor | Sawertynn | i96ja3f | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok.
Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 ... | 909 |
programmerhumor | NopeH22a | i96l02g | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That can happen in the office, too. And if tamed properly (eg. 5-15 minutes of gameplay between tasks), this can be a healthy rest leading to being more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>1 more game then I'll get back to it...<|eor|><|eo... | 748 |
programmerhumor | ky0kulll | i96ij3k | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 636 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Boot-96 | i96du5e | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in sales doing the absolute same thing after 1 call and optionally 1 email: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | ABAKES7 | i96zujz | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>lol yes. Just gotta make sure to occasionally jiggle the mouse on the work laptop so I stay present on Teams<|eor|><|sor|>Have you found it inconsistent? Sometimes itll stay green for 1-2 hours straight, sometimes itll go yellow... | 473 |
programmerhumor | Ayanami_Sora | i96men0 | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok.
Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 ... | 459 |
programmerhumor | pique_blinders | i96n22v | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok.
Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 ... | 456 |
programmerhumor | partypoison43 | i96lon3 | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm too bored that I'm starting to think to work 2 jobs now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | lungdart | i970lhz | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>I had no duties for over a year while I waited for the hardware team to... | 427 |
programmerhumor | xDreamSkillzxX | i96pzg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Honest questions, is it okay to do so? I feel guilty doing other stuff but I can't help it :(<|eor|><|sor|>If you get your job done, it's perfectly ok.
Think of it like that: your employer doesn't really care if you work 24/7 ... | 395 |
programmerhumor | CryptoSnake98 | i973neo | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Pomodoro. 25 minutes intense gaming. 5 minutes relaxing work.<|eor|><|sor|>The way we remember Sun Tzu for his wisdom the same way we'll remember rclong1221 some day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | LankySeat | i96rjvd | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>Y'all hiring JavaScript devs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | QuickbuyingGf | i96vkk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Here me spending closer to 2 months with no project. Last client abandoned the project due to budget limitations. So all day I can do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>Y'all hiring JavaScript devs?<|eor|><|sor|>Calling yourself a Js-dev is... | 320 |
programmerhumor | Key-Cucumber-1919 | i96jxly | <|sols|><|sot|>same for yall?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh9wu7bkrd091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in sales doing the absolute same thing after 1 call and optionally 1 email: <|eor|><|sor|>But we __absolutely need to__ work for 8 hours a day, 5 days per week, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Galastique | svz8r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,950 |
programmerhumor | kraig00666 | hxj5hak | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited abou... | 1,819 |
programmerhumor | Dark_Reapper_98 | hxj7rg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,788 |
programmerhumor | utkarsh_dev | hxj6ytd | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Turbo C++ gang represent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,052 |
programmerhumor | Gharyl | hxj848o | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My professor encouraged us to use Vim.
Ah.good times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 872 |
programmerhumor | zR0B3ry2VAiH | hxj8nka | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited abou... | 722 |
programmerhumor | MrBrickBreak | hxj5sbq | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions.
I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff.
Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 664 |
programmerhumor | Hit4Hit | hxj6x4j | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I give students a choice but I recommend Spyder. Its cool and makes me think of Spider-man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | 4zulote | hxjibii | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>good ol code::blocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | BunFunBunni | hxj4kjm | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all out here using legit IDE's while I'm chilling in literal notepad (not ++) and TechSmart :o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | powertrip00 | hxj810g | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first Java teacher made us use JGrasp.
J G R A S P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 434 |
programmerhumor | bocceballbarry | hxjfeic | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just ignore them and use VSCode lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | Yesica-Haircut | hxjmcfo | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions.
I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff.
Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. I got a personal license for intellij and all my cowor... | 397 |
programmerhumor | CaptainPunisher | hxjbl3c | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My professor encouraged us to use Vim.
Ah.good times.<|eor|><|sor|>We were taught to use VIM, too, with the understanding that we would almost always be able to use it on any system we were programming on. After we were comfortab... | 394 |
programmerhumor | Dennaldo | hxjbbce | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Turbo C++ gang represent<|eor|><|sor|>Borland C++ <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | hxkf0f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|sor|>Moved from Eclipse (hobby) to JGrasp for college and hated it at first. Now it's just kinda whatever<|eor|><|sor|>Stockholm Syndrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | macman1901 | hxjcdpp | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first coding class in college (Java, 5.5 years ago) our teacher made us hand write our code for the first half of the semester. No editor at all. Most insane shit Ive ever done. Then we had to use Eclipse and I was excited abou... | 348 |
programmerhumor | SPAZING0UT | hxj4t2a | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm. My first programming class my teacher had us write code on the windows built in notepad. I came to really like coding then but realized the teacher was total garbage haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | Quietparrot369 | hxje56p | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We had to use jgrasp for Java in my highschool<|eor|><|sor|>Moved from Eclipse (hobby) to JGrasp for college and hated it at first. Now it's just kinda whatever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | codesmash | hxjogyw | <|sols|><|sot|>School sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0l9h94s9bpi81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got IJ Ultimate subscriptions.
I through they were being cruel, getting us hooked on the good stuff.
Well jokes on them, I'm an OutSystems dev now<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously. I got a personal license for intellij and all my cowor... | 201 |
programmerhumor | sohxm7 | oi0ta4 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,902 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | h4sm5zp | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see
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Keep up the great work!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,822 |
programmerhumor | coladict | h4sk6o7 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She actually has more text in this meme, but it's in the right column and white without an outline.
edit: fixed typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | alanbosco | h4smupq | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | blending-tea | h4solay | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see
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Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 529 |
programmerhumor | thewii_ | h4srk2x | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>this solves 99% of my problems, the other 1% is flexbox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | IlyaBoykoProgr | h4shllk | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok good one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | RentierTech | h4slw90 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>eew, css elements with fixed height and width.
mobile devices would like to have a talk with you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | SergioEduP | h4ss2to | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see
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Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugl... | 227 |
programmerhumor | jagungal1 | h4suqsp | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see
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Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugl... | 140 |
programmerhumor | LostTeleporter | h4sp17i | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|sor|>##This Is The Way Leaderboard
**1.** `u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293` **475775** times.
**2.** `u/GMEshares` **27047** times.
**3.** `u/_RryanT` **22744** times.
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**185768.** `u/ENd... | 110 |
programmerhumor | QuantumQuantonium | h4spop4 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually pretty impressive that you put white text over an image, while keeping the full image on the page<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | buttman4lyf | h4sm2r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>eew, css elements with fixed height and width.
mobile devices would like to have a talk with you<|eor|><|sor|>*@media enters the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | ENdurnc3 | h4somj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | TheDroidNextDoor | h4somyv | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|sor|>##This Is The Way Leaderboard
**1.** `u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293` **475775** times.
**2.** `u/GMEshares` **27047** times.
**3.** `u/_RryanT` **22744** times.
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**185768.** `u/ENd... | 69 |
programmerhumor | eib | h4su6wb | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: grid;<|eor|><|sor|>Not that it matters in many cases, but I believe grid isn't compatible with IE.<|eor|><|sor|>Features not being compatible with IE is a story as old as time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | RespectableLurker555 | h4t668f | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>^(I) see
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Is^'nt^it^?^?^?^?^?<|eor|><|sor|>No css ugl... | 62 |
programmerhumor | matt1155 | h4snh7b | <|sols|><|sot|>-_-<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/th80i7i6pja71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take my angry, yet justified center align center upvote!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | tarheelsrule441 | bvdrhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,872 |
programmerhumor | DisDooGistSaid | eporvpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,619 |
programmerhumor | FreeViruses | epocsa1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,607 |
programmerhumor | etnguyen03 | epom0wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,267 |
programmerhumor | FreeViruses | eposwk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried C#? It has built in garbage collection...<|eor... | 1,148 |
programmerhumor | fallenmonk | epogtxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|sor|>child_2019_final_REAL_FINAL_20190531T180935.human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | discobrisco | epoft1r | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | betrok | epoh4ww | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | captainAwesomePants | epol5yk | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter.
Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 610 |
programmerhumor | ign1fy | epog3hb | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter.
Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | Lonelan | epolhvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> for i in wife:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | epoja63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|sor|>At 122 bits that "very small chance" is small enough that if it happens you should start worryin... | 280 |
programmerhumor | OmiSC | epouy1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the next one can be j;<|eor|><|sor|>And then k;<|eor|><|sor|>When my girl gets pregnant we just name it temp and get an abortion.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried C#? It has built in garbage collection...<|eor... | 274 |
programmerhumor | sonstone | epoj90m | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | eposw9q | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just generate a UUID so you will have a very small chance of collision without any synchronization.<|eor|><|sor|>At 122 bits that "very small chance" is small enough that if it happens you should start worryin... | 234 |
programmerhumor | ign1fy | epogmnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter.
Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 232 |
programmerhumor | catsRawesome123 | epogbr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give your kid a name that will make it through an AI rsum filter.
Also name them alphabetically so when someone sorts your kids, they always end up in age order.<|eor|><|sor|>So... make it null?<|eor|><|eols|... | 200 |
programmerhumor | orangeKaiju | eponjyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mar8p5zhhm131.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh that's easy. child_2019_~~1~~0<|eor|><|sor|>All my children shall be named in the following format:
YYYYMMDD_N
Where YYYY is the four digit year, MM two digit month, DD two digit day, and N is a sequentia... | 198 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | v1g7fy | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,807 |
programmerhumor | wooshuwu | iamb3ho | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
programmerhumor | 99DogsButAPugAintOne | iambhkv | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 854 |
programmerhumor | AdultingGoneMild | iamhj26 | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you for making this a gif. I thought I was dying for a second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | VioletCrow | iamq5w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 315 |
programmerhumor | xthexder | iamxf2x | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 216 |
programmerhumor | DiscordBondsmith | ian2pfy | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 128 |
programmerhumor | JPhi1618 | iamo7os | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We got a resume, and under the heading of Education, it just said The Internet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | ThePfeiff | iamin6n | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Hiring Manager: "So, it says here that you have experience in web development. Can you tell me more about that?"
Me: *Makes direct eye contact* "Do you know anything about hackers?"
*Climbs ... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Scereye | ian43lv | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Advanced Googling and dorking are l... | 73 |
programmerhumor | AClassyTurtle | iamyzcd | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I really wish i could put googling as a skill on my resume because it honestly is one of my skills<|eor|><|sor|>I used to be good at Googling. I think I still am. But Google kind of sucks now. ... | 71 |
programmerhumor | Shoddy_Depth6228 | ian1f0s | <|sols|><|sot|>When 'Googling' is becoming popular skill for CVs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c3plsn5v4q291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is it just me, or has googling gotten harder? Now it seems to prioritize products you can buy over information. Forum posts hardly seem to show up any more. And then it has a bunch of "people a... | 66 |
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