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programmerhumor | savagetwinky | ic3keku | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>Or better yet, close the obvious image search they needed for the console images.<|eor|><|eo... | 285 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | ic3zjkc | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I d... | 278 |
programmerhumor | vladutzu27 | ic3r1bt | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I d... | 234 |
programmerhumor | scipio_africanus123 | ic3clqg | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to look like a hacker:
hexdump -C /bin/sh | objdump -D /bin/sh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | PainterLopsided | ic3htzq | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ubuntu logo XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | ShadowLp174 | ic3s3cm | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, either they contain some block of html, or some random string of binary. I WISH they contained something like TrojanCockroach etc.<|eor|><|sor|>Or hackertyper...
Another thing is mini... | 165 |
programmerhumor | floofandmemes | ic3itx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But he's wearing a hoodie!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | thedankboi293 | ic3i6w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He's on windows 7 too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | ic40zjb | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I d... | 147 |
programmerhumor | Aioi | ic3ilom | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|>At least they got the hoodie and poor lighting right!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Blubari | ic3to49 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as an Italian
not _just_ a news program, but the national news program on the _first channel_
yeah I am quite ashamed for this country<|eor|><|sor|>There is always worse, trust me.<|eor|>... | 140 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 12ah6db | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,333 |
programmerhumor | whynotmaybe | jesewl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|... | 5,619 |
programmerhumor | vladWEPES1476 | jes42a8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management d... | 5,525 |
programmerhumor | Camelbeard | jesg5ke | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|... | 3,669 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jesef08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management d... | 2,444 |
programmerhumor | PepperUsual | jes09ed | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ a... | 1,861 |
programmerhumor | AA98B | jesmwdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|... | 1,774 |
programmerhumor | Panx | jes83vf | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | metallaholic | jerzwof | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ a... | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | RoutineLingonberry48 | jesa2u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay. Great! Now, who is going to maintain this when you leave?"
Me. The answer is always me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,144 |
programmerhumor | Malcolmlisk | jes2tja | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ a... | 896 |
programmerhumor | T-Dog1809 | jesdn34 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior not accounting for edge cases and the script destroying everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | ineyy | jesnohp | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|... | 586 |
programmerhumor | wagedomain | jesrg8x | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|sor|>This is so relatable. My first... | 540 |
programmerhumor | akamsteeg | jesqogk | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When somebody shows me a way to do things differently, I always listen. If it saves me, the team or the company time and money it's worth to at least listen to their idea. I don't care about rank whe... | 523 |
programmerhumor | QA-engineer123 | jesgcgs | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management d... | 494 |
programmerhumor | throwaway43234235234 | jesefhf | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|sor|>Found the real seniors.
That,... | 446 |
programmerhumor | zachpuls | jessrgj | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management d... | 375 |
programmerhumor | TheKrafter2217 | jesxh28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|... | 369 |
programmerhumor | Aperture_T | jesrqxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>For things that are done yearly, I would imagine it's less about the time it takes to do it, and more about forgetting to do it at all.<|... | 342 |
programmerhumor | 619Grim | 12r69ot | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,254 |
programmerhumor | scriptgamer | jgt7hps | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 5,036 |
programmerhumor | 619Grim | jgt7t1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 1,417 |
programmerhumor | Mattness8 | jgt3elx | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | 2Batou4U | jgt0jtn | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 804 |
programmerhumor | Durlan_Lorarieth | jgtb4ws | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 - April.
10 - November.
11 - October.
12 - September.
2 - August.
3 - December.
4 - February.
5 - January.
6 - July.
7 - June.
8 - March.
9 - May.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | schmeebs-dw | jgt3yfi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|sor|>Or the value is the text and they aren't using any sort of date/time framework just raw strings passed around<|eor|><|eols|><... | 490 |
programmerhumor | MayorAg | jgt51z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|sor|>Sweet home Alabama<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | cgham | jgtdwfk | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 427 |
programmerhumor | ProudBlahajOwner | jgt67g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should sort them by the length of the word. Then it looks cleaner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | NeoVidia | jgt9ckb | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|sor|>Or the value is the text and they aren't using any sort of date/time framework just raw strings passed around<|eor|><|sor|>Ra... | 332 |
programmerhumor | Tasty-Philosopher264 | jgtm80a | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 306 |
programmerhumor | DiscombobulatedSun54 | jgt36t3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Easiest way to tell when the designers of the UI have been lazy: months and days of the week sorted alphabetically. Also, US-centric website having you pick the US from the bottom of a long list of irrelevant c... | 279 |
programmerhumor | eastwesterntribe | jgtcgm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 207 |
programmerhumor | TheOnlyVig | jgtexxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 201 |
programmerhumor | e89dce12 | jgtgdbx | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 198 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | jgtdc5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 - April.
10 - November.
11 - October.
12 - September.
2 - August.
3 - December.
4 - February.
5 - January.
6 - July.
7 - June.
8 - March.
9 - May.<|eor|><|sor|>*confused screami... | 168 |
programmerhumor | IWasGregInTokyo | jgu68ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By ... | 146 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_construction | jgt5qwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|sor|>Sweet home Alabama<|eor|><|sor|>Its just a more folksy way of saying incest?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | cmilkau | jgt3qlf | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Easiest way to tell when the designers of the UI have been lazy: months and days of the week sorted alphabetically. Also, US-centric website having you pick the US from the bottom of a long list of irrelevant c... | 141 |
programmerhumor | WholesomeRanger | jgt7weg | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Muwhahaha, it was I the malicious compliance programmer. Fear my lawful evil ways. Product said they wanted all the drop downs sorted and didn't respond when I asked for clarification. This is what you get now. F... | 106 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | 121ei8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,208 |
programmerhumor | NVPcMan | jdlp42m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to vie... | 3,691 |
programmerhumor | zweimtr | jdlj33k | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | words_number | jdlk3ha | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | ASmootyOperator | jdlza5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to vie... | 894 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | jdlmtj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-10: Starts filing jira tickets with titles like 'Add autonomous weapons to GPT', 'Allocate more compute resources', and 'Kill All Humans'. All are size 3, P2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | iamsiddharthmittal | jdllt64 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Jav... | 409 |
programmerhumor | errllu | jdlneuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | xeisu_com | jdlripv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|sor|>That's how Skynet was created<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Ciubix8513 | jdls3h7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | synthaxx | jdm68te | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to vie... | 352 |
programmerhumor | ayamrik | jdm3jxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|sor|>That's how Skynet was created<|eor|><|sor|>And because Skynet also couldn't do it, ... | 270 |
programmerhumor | sarlol00 | jdlxwv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|sor|>I wouldn't say so. The good thing about the Turing test is that it naturally becomes harder as the techno... | 237 |
programmerhumor | UpbeatCheetah7710 | jdlstbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere after GPT-87 they renamed it Multivac, and the beginning of the end was when the last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped i... | 204 |
programmerhumor | jpsalvesen | jdm6yfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to vie... | 185 |
programmerhumor | words_number | jdlutdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Jav... | 182 |
programmerhumor | theshoeshiner84 | jdma2sm | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to vie... | 167 |
programmerhumor | xeisu_com | jdlrjba | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Jav... | 165 |
programmerhumor | BeardySam | jdm389t | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|sor|>I wouldn't say so. The good thing about the Turing test is that it naturally becomes harder as the techno... | 164 |
programmerhumor | das7002 | jdlysf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere after GPT-87 they renamed it Multivac, and the beginning of the end was when the last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped i... | 130 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | jdm4fat | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Jav... | 111 |
programmerhumor | lazyhawk20 | fwxipr | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,144 |
programmerhumor | sudo_rm_rf_star | fmr59hu | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,197 |
programmerhumor | DistanceXV | fmr9ijt | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 385 |
programmerhumor | marcosdumay | fmr9d8u | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compil... | 370 |
programmerhumor | fullstack_guy | fmr61g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Trektlex | fmr8w1i | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | meighty9 | fmrdwb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 282 |
programmerhumor | funkinaround | fmrf500 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope the programmers that have been driven away by Java for whatever reason have at least taken a look at the data structures it provides. You have linked lists, arrays, hash sets/maps, and binary search tree sets/maps, as ar... | 235 |
programmerhumor | HunterIV4 | fmrdmqd | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Scheme was a pleasure compared to the tragedy that is Prolog. Recursion with a million parenthe... | 174 |
programmerhumor | _invalidopcode_ | fmrdofi | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compil... | 170 |
programmerhumor | Pre-Owned-Car | fmrjrzp | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 159 |
programmerhumor | JediOfTheShire | fmrjaq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compil... | 97 |
programmerhumor | thefpspower | fmret7h | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compil... | 90 |
programmerhumor | _invalidopcode_ | fmribeg | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compil... | 89 |
programmerhumor | Ramsfield | fmrkwl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 76 |
programmerhumor | the_dapper_man | fmrenc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 74 |
programmerhumor | Thejacensolo | fmrpbkn | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 71 |
programmerhumor | StopReadingMyUser | fmrh8wq | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 70 |
programmerhumor | SlapBetCommissioner_ | fmrdzwn | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Scheme was a pleasure compared to the tragedy that is Prolog. Recursion with a million parenthe... | 68 |
programmerhumor | hahahahastayingalive | fmrgsjk | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said al... | 64 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | vjob4x | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,131 |
programmerhumor | timothysonofsam | idk2t71 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it... | 2,081 |
programmerhumor | RamenJunkie | idkom17 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since y... | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk0msj | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial progra... | 1,255 |
programmerhumor | mrg1957 | idk6soq | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started writing business applications in mainframe assembly in the early 80s. First project was writing a stock distribution system. Lots of numbe... | 833 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk309m | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it... | 672 |
programmerhumor | -Redstoneboi- | idk9pon | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat
Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ... | 645 |
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