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programmerhumor | irze | gmx2615 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>As a Brit, I didnt do this. After seeing this post however, I now always will.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gmx84z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>PC: Yes?
Dev: Git init
PC: U wot m8?!<|eor|><|sor|>Blimey<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | scraimer | gmx1sbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Source](https://twitter.com/jtannady/status/1359602554448080900)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | djamba | vwfkmv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,750 |
programmerhumor | Third_Shed | ifpq7wv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,339 |
programmerhumor | jmack2424 | ifpzcym | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the scam I lived for 10 years. I grew up in a small town, and thought "hard work and loyalty pays off". The company I worked for gave me 5-6% raises every year. 6% was the highes... | 2,423 |
programmerhumor | Jake0024 | ifq0h5m | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,128 |
programmerhumor | LieutenantOG | ifqa1wp | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|... | 1,568 |
programmerhumor | dmullaney | ifpk8lp | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,396 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | ifprms5 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|sor|>Is that the one where if you ask for a raise they throw a boomerang at you?<|eor... | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | realjoeydood | ifq8wob | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|... | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | sls_atv | ifprxam | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same position? Same title? Talk to your manager and if youre not happy then leave; market is pretty competitive.
Same position? Different title? Now you know what your promotion will be... | 629 |
programmerhumor | StCreed | ifqchdj | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|... | 595 |
programmerhumor | crusoe | ifq44hv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the scam I lived for 10 years. I grew up in a small town, and thought "hard work and loyalty pays off". The company I worked for gave me 5-6% raises every year. 6% was the highes... | 585 |
programmerhumor | theUglyBarnacle69 | ifpy1mz | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is... | 533 |
programmerhumor | djamba | ifprsem | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is... | 530 |
programmerhumor | OkWear6556 | ifpo5ak | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In that case its time for THE TALK with your manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | omgsoftcats | ifqbka2 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|... | 481 |
programmerhumor | bladex1234 | ifq03eo | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This why talking about pay with coworkers should be normalized. Its not rude, thats just something fabricated by executives so they can keep everyone in the dark. New hires should always... | 469 |
programmerhumor | Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot | ifq10yj | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is... | 404 |
programmerhumor | annonimity2 | ifpz647 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In that case its time for THE TALK with your manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey boss, so when a boy and a girl love each other very much...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | sabre252 | ifqn3dt | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|... | 339 |
programmerhumor | HegoDamask_1 | ifpksmo | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My advice in their situations is to leave for a new company. Dont play that game of using another offer to get a raise at your current job. If they do not respect you enough to give you ... | 326 |
programmerhumor | MylesOnReddit | 94grzd | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,717 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | e3kzy12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<... | 2,397 |
programmerhumor | Lafreakshow | e3l4z52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,310 |
programmerhumor | Lafreakshow | e3l56b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire y... | 1,914 |
programmerhumor | Devidose | e3l5u8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire y... | 1,786 |
programmerhumor | chedabob | e3l7zaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire y... | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | Relixed_ | e3l31mm | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw an ad the other day that included...
"Experience with Sequal Databases"<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer Prequel Databases. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,156 |
programmerhumor | Panzerchek | e3l1lnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<... | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | MokitTheOmniscient | e3l2amz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of job offers are usually written when they already want to hire a specific person, but company policy says that they need put out an ad before hiring someone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 817 |
programmerhumor | olvini3 | e3l37tl | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw an ad the other day that included...
"Experience with Sequal Databases"<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer Prequel Databases. <|eor|><|sor|>It's treason then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | fosterpann | e3l58v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interviewed somehow once whose CV said he was an expert in Microsoft SQL Server 2007, assuming it was a typo. During the interview I asked him about it and he went on and on about this version, including features not... | 516 |
programmerhumor | BlueEyezzz | e3l4w5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I get a recruiter in my LinkedIn mailbox saying "I see you're a Javascript developer. I have this cool Java project. When can we talk?"... Reminds me of this. HR and a lot of recruiters pay zero atte... | 463 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | e3l1n3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<... | 402 |
programmerhumor | Prudent_Move_3420 | zvamg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,699 |
programmerhumor | BurnV06 | j1o4rxz | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,229 |
programmerhumor | GodGMN | j1o9j24 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | Voidrith | j1oh8b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>atleast if you get a jetbrains 1y license or have been using it for 1y+ you get a perpetual fallback license to that version<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,581 |
programmerhumor | rene12188 | j1o3957 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,060 |
programmerhumor | cutofmyjib | j1ou8el | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit! Can you imagine lol?
"I'd really like access to my... | 821 |
programmerhumor | CubeReflexion | j1p3s6e | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>atleast if you get a jetbrains 1y license or have been using it for 1y+ you get a perpetual fallback license to that version<|eor|><|sor|>There's also free community editions of IntelliJ and PyCharm... haven't... | 820 |
programmerhumor | LevelStudent | j1o76yi | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I got tired of learning new IDEs as well. I find learning how to use software about as interesting as filing my taxes. I try to shoehorn vscode into just about everything now because I know how to use it.<|e... | 596 |
programmerhumor | WMbandit | j1ouqap | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit! Can you imagine lol?
"I'd really like access to my... | 480 |
programmerhumor | lunchpadmcfat | j1ol8tk | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone whos used a jet brains product knows that just comparing them to office suite products is insulting to jet brains.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | GoddessOfGouda | j1or5qc | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been out of college for like 5 years and still rock that student license on jetbrains stuff lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | tmpizza | j1on0j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>I generally like them until I need a super niche feature that somebody already requested on their forums a few years ago, that was closed by support with a not on our roadmap... | 429 |
programmerhumor | O_X_E_Y | j1orm0o | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>markdown for notes and tex for anything that needs formatting fits basically every scenario I feel like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | j1o9h69 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Python? VSCode
JavaScript? VSCode
C++? Believe or not, VSCode<|eor|><|sor|>Bu bu but real devs use vim /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | Abeslonglostaccount | j1oiyk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>Youre lucky we had to switch to one drive because some people were using way too much storage on Google drive, one had 82tb of data on Google dri... | 255 |
programmerhumor | Abeslonglostaccount | j1ofwu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>Youre lucky we had to switch to one drive because some people were using way too much storage on Google drive, one had 82tb of data on Google dri... | 250 |
programmerhumor | _xiphiaz | j1oq8bo | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>I generally like them until I need a super niche feature that somebody already requested on their forums a few years ago, that was closed by support with a not on our roadmap... | 242 |
programmerhumor | wernercd | j1p5btj | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>Jebrains is like Steam.
You know it's DRM but it's so useful.
I gladly pay the yearly subscription and it's a small price to pay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Jakeob28 | 9vh4vz | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,638 |
programmerhumor | pskingredps | e9c6bar | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,508 |
programmerhumor | infus0rian | e9caxz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 951 |
programmerhumor | Nipzu12 | e9cbtg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | OkService6 | e9cc7hs | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 697 |
programmerhumor | IrregularRedditor | e9ceikc | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Source code is documentation thats not out of date.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 611 |
programmerhumor | thrway1312 | e9cen0v | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 518 |
programmerhumor | thewhitebells | e9ccfop | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am fully aware of the benefits of README files. That said I dont think Ill ever open one until Ive exhausted every other option<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | byebybuy | e9ce33j | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 445 |
programmerhumor | etatreklaw | e9cderx | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No shit I've been stuck on a Python error for 2 weeks and the README to Python 3.7.0 explained the error and provided a command to fix it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | srottydoesntknow | e9cg728 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>this is why I never read them
I assume everyone else is as big a piece of shit as me and doesn't ever write or update them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | poor_decisions | e9cgl27 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 234 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | e9chojk | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 230 |
programmerhumor | dick-van-dyke | e9cflb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Source code is documentation thats not out of date.<|eor|><|sor|>As a technical writer, this triggers me. Nevertheless, you're right.<|eor|><|eol... | 199 |
programmerhumor | CplUseless | e9cfhja | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am fully aware of the benefits of README files. That said I dont think Ill ever open one until Ive exhausted every other option<|eor|><|sor|>Even if you're not American, that statement makes you 100% Amer... | 181 |
programmerhumor | RepostsAreBadMkay | e9cimzu | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping ... | 118 |
programmerhumor | etatreklaw | e9cex9j | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No shit I've been stuck on a Python error for 2 weeks and the README to Python 3.7.0 explained the error and provided a command to fix it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is 3.7.0 are you doing cool async shit?<|eor|><|so... | 113 |
programmerhumor | mypirateapp | e9cbz29 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. goes to stackoverflow and searches gets the README after a downvote
2. goes to google, searches forums and 1 wild dude full of abuses points to the README
3. goes to gitter chat spams the library dev tea... | 100 |
programmerhumor | theflanman91 | e9cn54u | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it ... | 89 |
programmerhumor | GennaroIsGod | 11cw0ds | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,559 |
programmerhumor | pumpkin_seed_oil | ja5isjn | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,302 |
programmerhumor | ccricers | ja5fqr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,481 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5e29u | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,190 |
programmerhumor | johannesBrost1337 | ja617os | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,324 |
programmerhumor | GennaroIsGod | ja5e5qf | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|soopr|>I have a bot that runs everyday, so mines just a green wall<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | Kumbala80 | ja5td19 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sr. Software Engineer here making a good living for 20 years now and the only thing I have on GitHub is the landing page of my domain that I have not touched in 5 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | Twombls | ja65529 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | Siphon098 | ja5siy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|sor|>I hate Mondays too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | ja67v8j | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and... | 838 |
programmerhumor | johannesBrost1337 | ja6kdgw | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck that, I got kids and a wife and shit, I did... | 837 |
programmerhumor | justniiro | ja5by8j | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>^de_stroyed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 642 |
programmerhumor | ccricers | ja67i08 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sr. Software Engineer here making a good living for 20 years now and the only thing I have on GitHub is the landing page of my domain that I have not touched in 5 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Meanwhile, entry level people are struggling to ... | 638 |
programmerhumor | ExitTheHandbasket | ja5kc9t | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Please don't use such narrow criteria as submissions to a public repository as indicative of ability to act in a senior role.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5ekns | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|soopr|>I have a bot that runs everyday, so mines just a green wall<|eoopr|><|sor|>I uave some green dots aporad... | 479 |
programmerhumor | iamfromouttahere | ja78g4l | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck that, I got kids and a wife and shit, I did... | 466 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5hp6p | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|sor|>(Assuming your work is on GitHub) There's a profile setting that lets the commits on there appear on your ... | 414 |
programmerhumor | GodGMN | ja6enl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and... | 375 |
programmerhumor | Liveman215 | ja6gn2d | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and... | 354 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | ja6bbrw | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|sor|>Here's the best part. His sole argument is that the candidate used their github profile to demonstrate their skill, (and that's why it was supposedly worthy of mockery). That **might** be a valid excuse **... | 336 |
programmerhumor | Nexus_6_Roy_Batty | vanfwe | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,395 |
programmerhumor | 223specialist | ic3c18n | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,374 |
programmerhumor | vladutzu27 | ic3eh4d | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,074 |
programmerhumor | gabrielish_matter | ic3ild8 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as an Italian
not _just_ a news program, but the national news program on the _first channel_
yeah I am quite ashamed for this country<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | Various_Counter_9569 | ic3ck55 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just Mario hacking Bowsers mainframe to find which castle the princess is in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | fr000gs | ic3ch2r | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, either they contain some block of html, or some random string of binary. I WISH they contained something like TrojanCockroach etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | ic3crpw | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just installed his new Windows Hacker OS and needs a good background. They just took the picture at the wrong time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
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