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programmerhumor | nystro | gwredrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear for the longest time whenever I clicked Exit Game on Heroes of the Storm it gave me a notification saying the program crashed. You can't convince me they didn't do exactly this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | w0lven | gwrepgq | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>If nothing shows up, everything w... | 859 |
programmerhumor | idkiminsecure | gwrhv59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The story said "when they click the button the app should be gone".
I just took the shortest path to the objective.<|eor|><|sor|>You Didnt specify which button has to close the app so you get the "submit information" button
... | 479 |
programmerhumor | imcoveredinbees880 | gwrj4hj | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 408 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | gwrm6i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The story said "when they click the button the app should be gone".
I just took the shortest path to the objective.<|eor|><|sor|>You Didnt specify which button has to close the app so you get the "submit information" button
... | 358 |
programmerhumor | caskey | gwrlz9s | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 337 |
programmerhumor | MattR0se | gwrjlv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear for the longest time whenever I clicked Exit Game on Heroes of the Storm it gave me a notification saying the program crashed. You can't convince me they didn't do exactly this.<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard of a game that c... | 293 |
programmerhumor | steven520111 | gws1kwo | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>If nothing shows up, everything w... | 275 |
programmerhumor | Hellothere_1 | gwrg5vu | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds of the story where during the development of Wing Commander, just a few days before shipping they realized that closing the game caused a crash.
They didn't have time to find and fix the issue, so instead they ju... | 263 |
programmerhumor | Zenlura | gwrjken | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 240 |
programmerhumor | Nimbal | gwrnok3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 238 |
programmerhumor | Progmir | gwrouh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 191 |
programmerhumor | Cifer_21 | gwrxi8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>If nothing shows up, everything w... | 172 |
programmerhumor | Laurelinthegold | gwrgzqw | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The OS is my garbage collector<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | 12493pv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,109 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jdys4dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,183 |
programmerhumor | KimonoDragon814 | jdz3b16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|sor|>One thing I like to do to stop that is to stagger my work.
I got a 10 day ... | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | rusty_jumper_cables | jdypj57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: hit half of the target every sprint.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,112 |
programmerhumor | Abadazed | jdyqxnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: hit half of the target every sprint.<|eor|><|sor|>I say hit 3/4s that way it looks like you tried even if ya only half assed it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | GlassWasteland | jdyxxce | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well see your problem was working over time to hit your targets and letting them assume their estimates were right. Do not do that. If you can't get it done in 40 then miss that fucking deadline, because you a... | 516 |
programmerhumor | one_hyun | jdysub1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>God, yes. I was a great employee and now they've piled up so much work on me that I don't have enough time to finish them. Mark of a terrible manager.
I'm quitting and moving on.<|eor|... | 507 |
programmerhumor | ihab-mardoud | jdypltv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The prize for ending work fast is more work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | droi86 | jdyqgba | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The reward for being a fast and efficient worker is more work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | itazillian | jdzjenj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|sor|>One thing I like to do to stop that is to stagger my work.
I got a 10 day ... | 302 |
programmerhumor | throwawaylorekeeper | jdze9fc | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|sor|>One thing I like to do to stop that is to stagger my work.
I got a 10 day ... | 298 |
programmerhumor | Chickon | jdzhhuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|sor|>One thing I like to do to stop that is to stagger my work.
I got a 10 day ... | 261 |
programmerhumor | The_Atomic_Duck | jdyq9q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's true about any type of work. don't make it look like your work is easy even if it is, you're just gonna get more of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jdysjvh | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: hit half of the target every sprint.<|eor|><|soopr|>Why do something right when you can do it halfway? It's the perfect solution for when you want to avoid putting in too much effort, but also want to mai... | 170 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jdytm5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>God, yes. I was a great employee and now they've piled up so much work on me that I don't have enough time to finish them. Mark of a terrible manager.
I'm quitting and moving on.<|eor|... | 162 |
programmerhumor | Da_Boom | jdz9auj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought i was doing great, until i found that my award for doing good work is >!more work!<<|eoopr|><|sor|>Just work for the government.. wanna know why the government has such troub... | 131 |
programmerhumor | Zeitsplice | jdyyf6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers are never appreciated<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nn634b0iifqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Legit told my manager at my current job during the hiring interview that I was primarily interested in maintaining a sustainable workload and wouldnt burn myself out chasing a promo. The... | 125 |
programmerhumor | calantorntain | 84vsoo | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,069 |
programmerhumor | Stop_Sign | dvsqj38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,967 |
programmerhumor | DenkouNova | dvsqpxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,338 |
programmerhumor | jb2386 | dvssq3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,517 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dvstgpu | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,004 |
programmerhumor | username_is_taken43 | dvstafe | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Bad parenting, he was not supposed to use social media until 13 unsupervi... | 892 |
programmerhumor | FatFingerHelperBot | dvszt97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|sor|>As is tradition<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still waiting until Randall exhausts litera... | 676 |
programmerhumor | wotanii | dvsvkng | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|sor|>As is tradition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | dvszsmg | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|sor|>As is tradition<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still waiting until Randall exhausts litera... | 482 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dvsvqv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|sor|>As is tradition<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still waiting until Randall exhausts litera... | 466 |
programmerhumor | Rhamni | dvt5hw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Tay.ai, 4chans favourite bot. <|eor|><|sor|>There was also a Japanese one... | 460 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dvstd0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, if a machine ever decides to try to take over the world, we need to all jump off bridges! Got it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | dcsbjj | dvszyhh | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've literally jumped off a bridge because my friends did. I mean, you see them come out of it alive, whats the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Combustible_Lemon1 | dvsuur9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Tay.ai, 4chans favourite bot. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | rahul0705 | dvt0y3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably a legitimate reason if they're doing it<|eor|><|sor|>[related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>As always.<|eor|><|sor|>As is tradition<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still waiting until Randall exhausts litera... | 417 |
programmerhumor | entropicdrift | dvt70ee | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Tay.ai, 4chans favourite bot. <|eor|><|sor|>There was also a Japanese one... | 406 |
programmerhumor | Hooman_Super | dvsv0ep | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Bad parenting, he was not supposed to use social media until 13 unsupervi... | 229 |
programmerhumor | ThePixelCoder | dvt7wza | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like that twitter bot. Was it Microsoft's? The one that learned from people on twitter or something and ended up becoming racist. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it was called Tay. If I recall correctly, she went from innocent bo... | 211 |
programmerhumor | tnorcal | dvt75fg | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've literally jumped off a bridge because my friends did. I mean, you see them come out of it alive, whats the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>Give this guy an important position and an office<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | ThePixelCoder | dvt7yvw | <|sols|><|sot|>Everyone's doing it!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w546ujwux4m01.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, if a machine ever decides to try to take over the world, we need to all jump off bridges! Got it.<|eor|><|sor|>Solid plan.
Hey, at least we won't get killed by evil robots.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Candyman034 | yti399 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,025 |
programmerhumor | DarkTannhauserGate | iw47r8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>And I cant reproduce it while the debugger is running<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,087 |
programmerhumor | gaetan-ae | iw491kq | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's a sure sign of some concurrency or timeout issue. Could be either very easy or very hard to find ans fix.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 846 |
programmerhumor | SpeakerImaginary9796 | iw493hg | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Race conditions be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 645 |
programmerhumor | CrazyCommenter | iw48kso | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bug is the friends we make along the way (and most likely that system library you forgot you are using)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | scalability | iw4ayh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>And I cant reproduce it while the debugger is running<|eor|><|sor|>I once had a consistent segfault in an emulator I really wanted to play. I attached a debugger and ran in X11 synchronous mode, but the bug stopped repro... | 331 |
programmerhumor | ExoLight | iw4d86v | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>To a new dev, why does that happen?<|eor|><|sor|>It can happen for a variety of reasons, really. Multithreading, uninitialized memory, etc...
On a totally different matter, have you heard of the C programming language?<... | 255 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | iw4dro2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's a sure sign of some concurrency or timeout issue. Could be either very easy or very hard to find ans fix.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys ever install Visual Studio on the server at the colo and run it from source for produ... | 177 |
programmerhumor | Candyman034 | iw4kghr | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>To a new dev, why does that happen?<|eor|><|sor|>It can happen for a variety of reasons, really. Multithreading, uninitialized memory, etc...
On a totally different matter, have you heard of the C programming language?<... | 177 |
programmerhumor | invisibo | iw51nfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Race conditions be like<|eor|><|sor|>Be like race conditions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | pakidara | iw493ab | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>That moment when your code references February 29th, 1998 in response to a valid data input from a table of 9M records.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ExoLight | iw4ea4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>And I cant reproduce it while the debugger is running<|eor|><|sor|>C++ has given me some headaches with this. I've once had a bug with end iterators of multiple vectors when used together. Couldn't reproduce with valgrin... | 153 |
programmerhumor | argv_minus_one | iw534w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bug is the friends we make along the way (and most likely that system library you forgot you are using)<|eor|><|sor|>I recently spent a week narrowing down what turned out to be a bug (probably integer overflow) in `... | 97 |
programmerhumor | gaetan-ae | iw4dxs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's a sure sign of some concurrency or timeout issue. Could be either very easy or very hard to find ans fix.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys ever install Visual Studio on the server at the colo and run it from source for produ... | 97 |
programmerhumor | soljaboss | iw4fwkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>And I cant reproduce it while the debugger is running<|eor|><|sor|>Every quantum programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Just don't observe it while it runs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Fit_Owl_5650 | iw54c74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh no where is the bug<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/667kkk6q2lz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>And I cant reproduce it while the debugger is running<|eor|><|sor|>Every quantum programming language<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>No im pretty sire that the friends are the bugs i made alon... | 89 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | 6gjalr | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,030 |
programmerhumor | KnilAdlez | diqrz91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,967 |
programmerhumor | ElectricBlumpkin | diquxr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just want to say that I'm not a subscriber here, nor do I understand much of anything about the mechanics of creating software, but I am just in love with this little contest you guys ha... | 2,221 |
programmerhumor | lunch20 | diqtuqi | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, but I simply can'... | 1,540 |
programmerhumor | sirunclecid | diqt93g | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | anindecisiveguy | diqvi66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just want to say that I'm not a subscriber here, nor do I understand much of anything about the mechanics of creating software, but I am just in love with this little contest you guys ha... | 722 |
programmerhumor | ehalepagneaux | diqsdiz | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, this one is my favorite. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | Bacon_Hero | diqujch | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, but I simply can'... | 564 |
programmerhumor | Narfubel | diqwfcv | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just want to say that I'm not a subscriber here, nor do I understand much of anything about the mechanics of creating software, but I am just in love with this little contest you guys ha... | 561 |
programmerhumor | sirunclecid | diqu358 | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, but I simply can'... | 515 |
programmerhumor | supremecrafters | diqw38p | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just want to say that I'm not a subscriber here, nor do I understand much of anything about the mechanics of creating software, but I am just in love with this little contest you guys ha... | 472 |
programmerhumor | DrShocker | diquato | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, but I simply can'... | 385 |
programmerhumor | Breadsecutioner | diqtryc | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, this one is my favorite. <|eor|><|sor|>How about a similar, interactive one?
https://codepen.io/Breadsecutioner/pen/jwOXdL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Godofdrakes | diqt4nf | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm having Myst flashbacks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | snufflurker | diqu4t3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I havent seen a volume control based on the outside temperature.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | The-Lemons | diqupqb | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The worst part is that it takes a full revolution to change the volume 1%<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if it took 2 full revolutions<|eor|><|sor|>Or 3 even!<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, but I simply can'... | 266 |
programmerhumor | anindecisiveguy | diqwg4b | <|sols|><|sot|>Back in my day, you had to roll the volume up yourself.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just want to say that I'm not a subscriber here, nor do I understand much of anything about the mechanics of creating software, but I am just in love with this little contest you guys ha... | 222 |
programmerhumor | spiderpig2099 | a5mghb | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,004 |
programmerhumor | basic_man | ebnq4pa | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive found that do-while loops are only good for user inputing. I could be wrong but thats only what Ive ever used it for :|<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | YourNightmar31 | ebnug0k | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can already see this on the walls of programming classrooms everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>And then it gets posted at r/fellowkids<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | glitter_frenge | ebnthdy | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do-Wile E Coyote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | hage_hg | ebnydpf | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> for (i=0; i<2; i++) {
meep();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | Caffeine_Monster | ebnru8l | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive found that do-while loops are only good for user inputing. I could be wrong but thats only what Ive ever used it for :|<|eor|><|sor|>Or any iterating algorithm that requires at ... | 701 |
programmerhumor | MaxChaplin | ebnx32n | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can already see this on the walls of programming classrooms everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>And then it gets posted at r/fellowkids<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the fresh and trendy Coyote and Ro... | 577 |
programmerhumor | StarkRG | eboc6pk | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do-Wile E Coyote<|eor|><|sor|> while(e.coyote()) {
try {
acme.nextProduct().execute();
} catch (Prey roadrunner) {
\\this never happens
}
}
... | 327 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | ebnoc4n | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meh. Both end at the same time. The later gives you a guaranteed iteration at the start.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | snail_mans | ebnzjol | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> for (i=0; i<2; i++) {
meep();
}<|eor|><|sor|>meep();
meep();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | chironomidae | ebnyqfw | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This only works if they weren't already running, right? It's not like do...while does an extra iteration at the end, it just guarantees the code in the loop will run once regardles... | 306 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | ebnsl8p | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive found that do-while loops are only good for user inputing. I could be wrong but thats only what Ive ever used it for :|<|eor|><|sor|>Or any iterating algorithm that requires at ... | 303 |
programmerhumor | dtumad | ebnp99q | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meh. Both end at the same time. The later gives you a guaranteed iteration at the start.<|eor|><|sor|>They don't end at the same time if you start on an edge<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 291 |
programmerhumor | IMightBeLyingToYou | ebo6c5h | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can already see this on the walls of programming classrooms everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Am a CS Teacher, this is going on the opening slide of my presentation tomorrow. G... | 285 |
programmerhumor | Tux1 | ebnttig | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> LOOP:
MOV DOWN ACC
JEZ END
MOV 1 LEFT
JMP LOOP
END:
vs
LOOP:
MOV 1 LEFT
MOV DOWN ACC
JNZ LOOP<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>TIS-100 A... | 250 |
programmerhumor | Tux1 | ebnrzqg | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> LOOP:
MOV DOWN ACC
JEZ END
MOV 1 LEFT
JMP LOOP
END:
vs
LOOP:
MOV 1 LEFT
MOV DOWN ACC
JNZ LOOP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
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