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programmerhumor | itoshkov | g2wfptp | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|sor|>Remove the white space and we hav... | 427 |
programmerhumor | zdaga9999 | g2wbd0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Started learning python and thats my favourite thing after no ; thingy<|eor|><|sor|>Frankly I hate it since there are no semicolons or braces. It makes it feel so... unorganised. When I see braces, semicolons etc it gives the... | 407 |
programmerhumor | Jeb_Jenky | g2wdr01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|sor|>This made my nips so hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | SunkenCrayon | g2wasfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Started learning python and thats my favourite thing after no ; thingy<|eor|><|sor|>Frankly I hate it since there are no semicolons or braces. It makes it feel so... unorganised. When I see braces, semicolons etc it gives the... | 327 |
programmerhumor | xDarkFlame25 | g2wejbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|sor|>This made my nips so hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes fstrings, the ultimate fetish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | ToaKraka | g2wfnib | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | lasiusflex | g2wg7u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|sor|>or maybe they don't... | 303 |
programmerhumor | simp13 | g2wi1e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>JavaScript goes bNaN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Andy_B_Goode | g2wmg7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|sor|>Remove the white space and we hav... | 206 |
programmerhumor | Xuval | g2wfd27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Javascript goes b" + "r".repeat(10)<|eor|><|sor|>This compiles to "Kill me, please, I was never meant to carry an entire website."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | vextronx | g2wcgts | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|sor|>*Was going to say*
*The same. They just get... | 196 |
programmerhumor | AdennKal | g2wso3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|sor|>or maybe they don't... | 193 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 12bp45w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,062 |
programmerhumor | tonybrezy | jey0pc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,026 |
programmerhumor | nir109 | jexzfbq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,002 |
programmerhumor | DanDrix8391 | jey5tjy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 3,171 |
programmerhumor | Plenty-Cheek-80 | jexzxxr | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I could toss a coin and be nearly... | 1,699 |
programmerhumor | ChocolateBunny | jeyio4d | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What d... | 1,591 |
programmerhumor | TakeErParise | jeyavx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I made a ML model for predicting ... | 1,583 |
programmerhumor | daneelthesane | jeya3qy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One guy said this stuff to me when I was in school and compared himself to Steve Jobs. I said "So I guess I would be your Wozniak, right?"
He didn't know who Woz was, but I didn't want to be the Woz to his Jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | Dismiss | jeyjgsy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What d... | 1,458 |
programmerhumor | Null_error_ | jey4gro | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might have better luck trying to solve the halting problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | Derekthemindsculptor | jey6ilg | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>When y... | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | olalql | jey7f2w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In this kind of situation, you pull the Zuckerberg protocole:
​
Ask for the idea
Work on it on your own
"We have some problem, but that's very technique. I'll explain to you later"
Launch the idea on your own
Profit<... | 941 |
programmerhumor | oeuflaboeuf | jey5per | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"my idea is the next {insert_billion_dollar_platform}, you build it and I'll pay you in shares"
No. 10% of 0 is 0. So no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | ResidentReggie | jey234n | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I could toss a coin and be nearly... | 744 |
programmerhumor | Donut_of_Patriotism | jexul8e | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Knows about the stock market *random redditor whos knowledge of stock market comes from r/WallStreetbets. Got lucky with GameStop and has lost money on every other investment since.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | currentscurrents | jey9p5e | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might have better luck trying to solve the halting problem<|eor|><|sor|>The difference is that this does work, but so many other people are already doing it that diminishing returns have already kicked in.
Algorithmic trading i... | 678 |
programmerhumor | nanana_catdad | jey8v5w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, you pay for the Bloomberg terminal and historical data access and Ill need a gpu server with at least 2 nvidia a100s and a base pay of 200k for a year ok?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | HYPER_BRUH_ | jeyk8h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What d... | 537 |
programmerhumor | RRumpleTeazzer | jey3v4b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And if it works, we can split 30% of your profits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | itsluqy | e22jfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,995 |
programmerhumor | kopskey1 | f8t5ocd | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,733 |
programmerhumor | dfreinc | f8t8cwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|... | 1,833 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | f8thbog | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|... | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | Earhacker | f8tg4ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the pl... | 1,423 |
programmerhumor | Jdublin777 | f8tb8nu | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | Classified0 | f8tfmue | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the pl... | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | Earhacker | f8tfk3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>person {
breathing: true !important;
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
.symptom {
display: none;
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,030 |
programmerhumor | ad2022 | f8t9c7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What's that, dad? You need help installing a printer driver?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 979 |
programmerhumor | barburger | f8tgy9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|... | 978 |
programmerhumor | ColdMan105 | f8th4eq | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>person {
breathing: true !important;
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
.symptom {
display: none;
}
```<|eor|><|sor|> .person:dying {
transition: 630720000s !important;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Absay | f8tivre | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|sor|>As an HTML programmer, I find your comment extremely offensive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | Tuwiki | f8thmsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|... | 490 |
programmerhumor | djfbdkfnf | f8t9wra | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS Developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | f8tjb5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|sor|>As an HTML programmer, I find your comment extremely offensive.<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language...
...and other fun... | 418 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | f8thhxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the pl... | 409 |
programmerhumor | brockisawesome | f8tc4h5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm an experienced front end dev, i always laugh when interviewers want to quiz me on css. Of all the things you can ask me and you want me to make 3 equal sized boxes lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciouslyElven | f8tiq3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What's that, dad? You need help installing a printer driver?"<|eor|><|sor|>Actually no I'd rather not bring up printer help even out of spite. You'd feel smug until trying to make it work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | pedrinbr | f8th0fn | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS Developer<|eor|><|sor|>What would be the right word? Monkey?<|eor|><|sor|>Stylesheet Connoisseur<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | rcggli | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,679 |
programmerhumor | QCTeamkill | hnue9si | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,549 |
programmerhumor | Sponska | hnuutog | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,552 |
programmerhumor | HypaPanda | hnufalm | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants t... | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | hnv06t4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|sor|>I cant make an app to remind you how to press the input button on you... | 1,433 |
programmerhumor | technic_bot | hnuugc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | HappySkullsplitter | hnuis93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist:
They lead you to a room to show you the quantum computer prototype they've been working on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate_Map_530 | hnudu96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That one annoying cousin: say, can you hack into this girls insta for me real quick<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Troisinho | hnueg7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That random aunt: so can you fix my microwave?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | the_quark | hnuk89n | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean that's at least something I know how to do! I don't know anything about your Windows box, I've barely used one for decades.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 570 |
programmerhumor | japarticle | hnulfjz | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants t... | 474 |
programmerhumor | atomitac | hnuxwln | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean that's at least something I know how to do! I don't know anything about your Windows box, I've barely used one for decades.<|eor|><|sor|>I've use... | 474 |
programmerhumor | N3wt_ | hnukt3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder if there's a separate institution to learn about the dark art of fixing printers, or worse, getting them to work in the first place...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Fa1alErr0r | hnux9pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>Even knowing how printers work and how to troubleshoot and fix printers, I can't get them to work hal... | 400 |
programmerhumor | zomgtehvikings | hnux0ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone: So you know how to program stuff?
Me, a senior software engineer with a CS degree: no :,(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | Tfsz0719 | hnvdvyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|sor|>I cant make an app to remind you how to press the input button on you... | 367 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | hnuj0wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist:
They lead you to a room to show you the quantum computer prototype they've been working on.<|eor|><|soopr|>Then if youve said no, you didnt lie<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | Titanium-Ti | hnv3u0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>Even knowing how printers work and how to troubleshoot and fix printers, I can't get them to work hal... | 310 |
programmerhumor | abaggins | hnuo5hx | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants t... | 248 |
programmerhumor | N00N3AT011 | hnv380t | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That random aunt: so can you fix my microwave?<|eor|><|sor|>"Always put the router on top of the microwave oven. They operate at roughly the same frequencies so the oven should boost the signal of the router"<|eor|... | 238 |
programmerhumor | hennell | jnumng | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,647 |
programmerhumor | Follpvosten | gb3ufjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,461 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gb40tko | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,442 |
programmerhumor | perpetual-let-go | gb42698 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 998 |
programmerhumor | AM_Woodinho | gb3xd7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no... | 947 |
programmerhumor | xtian14 | gb3u1ko | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>A clone by reference is new body with same soul while clone by value is with different soul.
Edit: We need a God-like power in order to unit test this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gb41081 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no... | 571 |
programmerhumor | MarryUhna | gb415d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The LITERAL definition of "cloning" is by value.
Otherwise it would be called referencing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | silly_red | gb47vhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That'... | 357 |
programmerhumor | snipereye123 | gb45jqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That'... | 333 |
programmerhumor | Manusman123 | gb47ma5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That'... | 285 |
programmerhumor | Everance | gb42d6o | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no... | 260 |
programmerhumor | Lopoi | gb48a3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this p... | 196 |
programmerhumor | cupant | gb47zwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That'... | 193 |
programmerhumor | McJock | gb3vrvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>> deep or shallow copy?
Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | HERODMasta | gb3ur5z | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>A clone by reference is new body with same soul while clone by value is with different soul.
Edit: We need a God-like power in order to unit test this.<|eor|><|sor|>what about "li... | 162 |
programmerhumor | already-registered | gb48q4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I think it's recursive<|eor|><|sor|>More like infinite... | 154 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | gb44icb | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no... | 148 |
programmerhumor | McLPyoutube | gb3upqa | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>git clone always copies by value<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | douira | gb46tby | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>if a shallow copy suffices, they're (a) primitive
(o... | 97 |
programmerhumor | DeV91 | wvlgle | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,529 |
programmerhumor | corship | ilfuhjs | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,624 |
programmerhumor | Tygerdave | ilfzaa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,795 |
programmerhumor | flugglehorn | ilg94fi | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dev and the sales team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,746 |
programmerhumor | Cleonicus | ilgl58o | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dev and the sales team<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite split between dev and sales is at company parties, the devs dress up nicely because they rarely do, and the sales people wear the min... | 1,825 |
programmerhumor | siebzy | ilfvau1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,726 |
programmerhumor | CaptSoban | ilgbj3g | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing sho... | 1,571 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | ilfvrnq | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to get angry at this but I'm sat in a stained teeshirt, joggers and my hair is in a scruffy bun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,418 |
programmerhumor | Lionfyst | ilfzdut | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The application consultant that comes in on the vendor visit and ensures you that the solution can "do that" no matter how specific the... | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | IHateEditedBgMusic | ilg3yno | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah this is your actual code vs the code you wish you wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
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