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programmerhumor | random_son | ilfwspn | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see a Porsche driver and someone who want to be a Porsche driver<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | VagsS13 | ilgc13l | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing sho... | 433 |
programmerhumor | ExileOnMainStreet | ilgdybz | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The application consultant that comes in on the vendor visit and ensures you that the solution can "do that" no matter how specific the... | 419 |
programmerhumor | Such_Ad_4726 | ilfwtqj | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy that wants you to change the button then ... | 388 |
programmerhumor | Ocelotofdamage | ilghfw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing sho... | 365 |
programmerhumor | SecretaryFeeling6627 | ilg5vlt | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to get angry at this but I'm sat in a stained teeshirt, joggers and my hair is in a scruffy bun.<|eor|><|sor|>Same thing. I want to be offended, but I went to work unshaved today... | 329 |
programmerhumor | ThoseThingsAreWeird | ilgals6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|sor|>> the douchebag from marketing who wants your app... | 320 |
programmerhumor | chauggle | ilgak3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see a Porsche driver and someone who want to be a Porsche driver<|eor|><|sor|>That's solid. Left was my *actual* Porsche customers, and Right is the models in the catalog hawking Pors... | 296 |
programmerhumor | KanyeNawf | ilg4p19 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A$AP Carrell
Oversized T (looks like recent Yohji but I'm not sure which collection its actually from)
+ the most faded raws of all time
+ striking NB (on that lunarcore wave p/ sure t... | 269 |
programmerhumor | MaverickX17 | ryaupp | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,382 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hrnnthz | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,384 |
programmerhumor | crash2burn2 | hrnmjsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,477 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | hrnv4bc | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a dem... | 2,865 |
programmerhumor | TheDustOfMen | hrnlqi6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,343 |
programmerhumor | ieatpickleswithmilk | hrogj3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it was a mechanic instead of a web designer non-technical people might understand how weird this is.
"My mate's car broke down, told him it was $500 bucks and give him your number"
"What? What model is it and... | 1,848 |
programmerhumor | doubleyuhtee | hroetx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,585 |
programmerhumor | alienninja1 | hrny7t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Over qualified. A PM would already have the Prod date promised as well before talking to the development team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hro4cf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a dem... | 1,526 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hro7sjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a dem... | 1,054 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | hro4ivg | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a dem... | 914 |
programmerhumor | doubleyuhtee | hroimqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div need... | 837 |
programmerhumor | Jonnokiwi | hro5z28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a dem... | 828 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | hrnowrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 would get you `index.html` with maybe a couple of `<h>` tags<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | CinnabonCheesecake | hroyhd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was literally asked to estimate how long it would take me to build a 12-page web application at my job.
I asked what the web application was supposed to do and they clarified that they were okay with a rough es... | 766 |
programmerhumor | Zerodaim | hrohuor | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div need... | 687 |
programmerhumor | Opiopathy | hrorv68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div need... | 610 |
programmerhumor | Jalinja | hrno17l | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>At my company's hourly rate of $235, that comes out to a little over 2 hours. It won't be pretty or have any functionality, but it will (technically) be a w... | 537 |
programmerhumor | Kevmeister_B | hro17hs | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Over qualified. A PM would already have the Prod date promised as well before talking to the development team.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure a PM would've said "... | 419 |
programmerhumor | Startled77 | hroj8c2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>IT PM here - were not all dumb asses like that, I promise.
Edit: Quick note, the team got back to me and confirmed the data show that we are all dumb asses.... | 378 |
programmerhumor | AWellPlacedCactus | rubhgu | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,357 |
programmerhumor | Flopamp | hqy93aq | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,869 |
programmerhumor | waremi | hqyoi0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | Jasdac | hqzym0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>"What do you mean error on line 59? THERE ARE ONLY 20 LINES OF CODE"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | Quack69boofit | hqysxnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | feidujiujia | hqyh6kf | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This was what led me to watch the whole episodes of we bear bears<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | i3908 | hqyypwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|sor|>Eat more fiber my friend... | 448 |
programmerhumor | dywkhigts | hqy827h | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is adorable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | allredidit | hqyxewp | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | MylastAccountBroke | hqyq4l6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"What the hell?"
"What the hell!"
"WHY ARE YOU WORKING NOW!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | RoseRedCinderella | hqymsy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao our programming professor showed us this gif when discussing testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | Scyobi_Empire | hr0i0ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>"What do you mean error on line 59? THERE ARE ONLY 20 LINES OF CODE"<|eor|><|sor|>I know that pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | LegaiAA | hqypn3z | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This was what led me to watch the whole episodes of we bear bears<|eor|><|sor|>Such a good show.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | smplejohn | hqzbpbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is adorable<|eor|><|sor|>If you're unfamiliar with We Bare Bears, it's gold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | AVTOCRAT | hqz1065 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|sor|>How would Rust be particularly helpful in this scenario? Sure, it'd ... | 146 |
programmerhumor | JackSpyder | hqz5ugb | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|sor|>Eat more fiber my friend... | 136 |
programmerhumor | whiznat | hqyu6x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is true. And you know you've found the cause when the question is no longer "Why isn't this working?" but instead "How did this ever work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Artistic-Horror5744 | hqxwsl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao ded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | trwolfe13 | hqyvosq | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>I spent an entire day trying to debug how a database record was se... | 101 |
programmerhumor | pigeon768 | hqzyn8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|sor|>How would Rust be particularly helpful in this scenario? Sure, it'd ... | 74 |
programmerhumor | alabdaly891 | u8j3lf | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,073 |
programmerhumor | AnUglyDumpling | i5ll9cs | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,684 |
programmerhumor | ancient_tree_bark | i5lfeqq | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,678 |
programmerhumor | 666y4nn1ck | i5lgui7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,850 |
programmerhumor | terciocalazans | i5lkwdb | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 1,172 |
programmerhumor | detektiv_Saucaki | i5losib | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>You got a friend in me!<|eor|><|sor|>Error : using property friend before it's initialized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 921 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | i5lm2bf | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes... | 828 |
programmerhumor | 231ValeiMacoris | i5ljips | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, people can be both the artist and the programmer...
*Because when there are demon girls involved, no price is high enough...*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | Username_Pending101 | i5ljq0l | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is g... | 728 |
programmerhumor | alabdaly891 | i5lh65i | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't edit photos with adobe premiere ?
Alpha male energy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | mrkarlino | i5ljw7l | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Reverse for me. I have like a bunch of artists friends and only one programmer tired of our bullshit x)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | tutocookie | i5lh15j | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|sor|>Videos are supposed to attract artist friends?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | Tasaq | i5lmrgq | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is g... | 408 |
programmerhumor | Tamaki_Rx | i5ljpf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Digital assets stores are always my artist friends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | i5lsggl | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes... | 259 |
programmerhumor | Attila_22 | i5m0le5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes... | 256 |
programmerhumor | disantiyesnt | i5lhx97 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just don't do a game where you need complex animations. If you're a programmer, make a game that leans hard on its programming, leave the amazing looking games to the big studios, and the artist friends who also like ga... | 236 |
programmerhumor | sxan | i5ls0n5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is g... | 213 |
programmerhumor | Key_Ad_6455 | i5lz028 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>You got a friend in me!<|eor|><|sor|>Error : using property friend before it's initialized<|eor|><|sor|>I hate you, take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | splatterghost | a6rkoa | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,975 |
programmerhumor | RedZaturn | ebxd14a | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,924 |
programmerhumor | syyyxx | ebxey3x | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,952 |
programmerhumor | Ree-yo | ebxcu7z | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like the nose was set to absolute positioning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | a_stitch_in_lime | ebxrdgj | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|sor|>y ^ es<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | T4O2M0 | ebxdixw | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | ebxgklu | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Aww he looks kinda happy now<|eor|><|sor|> Closed: It's a feature, not a bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | SafetyCar | ebxbhnn | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Blyatchu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Slavadir | ebxdgp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Aww he looks kinda happy now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ebxi5l1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | ebxdweh | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>My initial intuition about what any given line of CSS will do is dead wrong. 100% of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | TacToc | ebxn7bk | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | ArcaneYoyo | ebxmijv | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|sor|>Curious, how is this gatekeeping?<|eor|><|sor|>CSS doesn't really have logic, it's purpose is just to structure things and style them.<|eor|><|eol... | 211 |
programmerhumor | ObstreperousCanadian | ebxufhv | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|sor|>y ^ es<|eor|><|sor|>Frontpage 2003 says hello<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | RVA_101 | ebxnd30 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Blyatchu<|eor|><|sor|>Gesundheit. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | abbott_costello | ebxs5ie | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|sor|>Curious, how is this gatekeeping?<|eor|><|sor|>CSS doesn't really have logic, it's purpose is just to structure things and style them.<|eor|><|sor... | 194 |
programmerhumor | IchWillRingen | ebxy4vl | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>My initial intuition about what any given line of CSS will do is dead wrong. 100% of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>display: flex
Dies. <|eor|><|sor|>Weird flex but ok<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ebxn9bf | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah? Well i design my web... | 157 |
programmerhumor | Rainverm38 | ebxo29v | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah? Well i design my web... | 134 |
programmerhumor | gyroda | ebxn9tf | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>If you're writing emails that have to display correctly in Outlook it can be very useful to open them in Word. They both use t... | 132 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | ux6dhm | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,918 |
programmerhumor | Idbetmylifeonit | i9w4qgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|eo... | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | creamyspoon | i9vw8pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | bitofaByte8 | i9wk0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|so... | 857 |
programmerhumor | lordph8 | i9wazw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 701 |
programmerhumor | Zikiri | i9wd2ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 394 |
programmerhumor | AdultingGoneMild | i9w3in3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Idbetmylifeonit | i9wob06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|so... | 279 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9weqwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 212 |
programmerhumor | StrongLikeBull503 | i9we691 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 185 |
programmerhumor | jemidiah | i9ws1d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|so... | 173 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9wevpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|sor|>You know - Im starting to think senior isnt real and its all made up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
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