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programmerhumor | Exotic_Raspberry_671 | i9wd707 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>this is just me with this entire subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | dan_144 | i9wex6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 139 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | i9wfvt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|sor|>You know - Im starting to think senior isnt real and its all made up.<|eor|><|sor|>It is and it isn't. There's just too much technology to learn that even after 5 ... | 125 |
programmerhumor | darkbear19 | i9wzrb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|so... | 119 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_your_smth | i9whv4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 116 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9wf4oo | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 105 |
programmerhumor | Poincare_Confection | i9wgjsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx... | 102 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | xlnsao | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,853 |
programmerhumor | eloiaro5 | ipkbsn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,284 |
programmerhumor | NeverMindItsOk | ipkfnae | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,143 |
programmerhumor | dendrocalamidicus | ipkndlp | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient d... | 1,421 |
programmerhumor | _overnumerousness | ipkhpih | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | Routine-Arm-8803 | ipkb3x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bruh this hurt differently...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | ipkfdx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best stage is not caring about your own imposter syndrome long enough to realize that nobody understands things as much as you think they would. But it doesn't matter what you know. The skill is combining ... | 578 |
programmerhumor | SpeedingTourist | ipknzpe | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient d... | 421 |
programmerhumor | Musfab | ipkm0wc | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programmi... | 274 |
programmerhumor | Musfab | ipkk7hu | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programmi... | 207 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | ipkn699 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, but my Google does.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I do have lots of knowledge. Its all stored on StackOverflow for easier access<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | mixing_saws | ipl4cvr | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient d... | 117 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | ipkeiw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bruh this hurt differently...<|eor|><|soopr|>Ye bruh <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Cat_Marshal | ipkoti3 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programmi... | 115 |
programmerhumor | gscott555 | ipkknbz | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just need to know how and what to google. Googling is an art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | SarahC | ipkvh5u | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient d... | 98 |
programmerhumor | Sharkytrs | ipkm39i | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yeah im 37 and have been programming since I was 8
can confirm it doesn't get any better, odd moments you feel like the god of computing though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | charles3535 | w9gcic | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,805 |
programmerhumor | stingjay | ihuy3z7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,433 |
programmerhumor | mnemamorigon | ihv0ghd | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,667 |
programmerhumor | lifeson106 | ihvczu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the prev... | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | McJiggy7996 | ihv3292 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Better than any of the fast and furious movies in the last 10 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | 9ragmatic | ihv4cib | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | KangarooPort | ihve7ug | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the r... | 536 |
programmerhumor | fetallica | ihv7hht | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Zero downtime. Nailed it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | twigboy | ihuxrcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | crylaughingemjoi | ihvqh9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the prev... | 302 |
programmerhumor | pianochill | ihv60z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|sor|>Post a comment on reddit i guess? https://youtu.be/ccaXJVP4Vj0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | hollowstrawberry | ihvt4kj | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the prev... | 194 |
programmerhumor | cosworth99 | ihvkpi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Better than any of the fast and furious movies in the last 10 years<|eor|><|sor|>Those are superhero movies. If you look at it that way it just seems silly, not stupid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | victorhausen | ihv7m8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this makes me feel so useless.<|eor|><|sor|>Stuff like this make me feel quite smart, actually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | vavavoomvoom9 | ihv0grn | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>He's not going to have enough torque to get those lug nuts secured.
Translation: the hot fix / workaround will blow up at 12 AM tonight when customer's Asian user base log in to begin their work day.<|e... | 162 |
programmerhumor | GabeLeRoy | ihv5apt | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>How does this actually work?, Because if the tuktuk had a differential, that wheel in the air would just spin while the remaining one in contact with the ground would just roll, and if it uses a solid axl... | 151 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | ihvo6yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the r... | 125 |
programmerhumor | 3SidedDie | ihvdf9n | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|sor|>Post a comment on reddit i guess? https://youtu.be/ccaXJVP4Vj0<|eor|><|sor|>I doubt the original video is mirrored<|eor|><|sor|>It is... | 118 |
programmerhumor | Dashie_2010 | ihv2yr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>How does this actually work?, Because if the tuktuk had a differential, that wheel in the air would just spin while the remaining one in contact with the ground would just roll, and if it uses a solid axl... | 105 |
programmerhumor | mole_of_dust | ihvlxkk | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the r... | 105 |
programmerhumor | acukovic | 80hu7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,484 |
programmerhumor | nautical9 | duvv6up | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,785 |
programmerhumor | Stealth528 | duvyt7j | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also t... | 3,983 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | duvu4b2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,283 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | duvs0x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,198 |
programmerhumor | enoua5 | duw0aw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>>open first si... | 1,419 |
programmerhumor | dan4334 | duw09ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also t... | 1,111 |
programmerhumor | EarlyHemisphere | duvwgjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a marketing, front-end dev and designer dweeb I tell you its the finance douchebags that directly lick CEOs asshole<|eor|><|sor|>As an unemployed first year Software Engineering student who can barely make a webs... | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | UpTide | duvyqwe | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.<|eor|><|sor|>I was on one 'news' site that resumed the video ... | 889 |
programmerhumor | AlmightyElm | duvomkm | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thank you. We value your feedback. Expect absolutely nothing to change because screw you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | Feel_the_Bernanke | duvww6u | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a marketing, front-end dev and designer dweeb I tell you its the finance douchebags that directly lick CEOs asshole<|eor|><|sor|>As an unemployed first year Software Engineering student who can barely make a webs... | 642 |
programmerhumor | thesublimeobjekt | duvx33z | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|sor|>i used to try to argue with my boss about it and then it wasnt worth it any more. working in the space long enoug... | 555 |
programmerhumor | bro_can_u_even_carve | duw13q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also t... | 551 |
programmerhumor | OceanJuice | duvv5p3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you think it's the web developer's idea to implement those, you're sadly mistaken. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | BushDidN0thingWr0ng | duw0cwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also t... | 352 |
programmerhumor | angellus | duvzya5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|sor|>i used to try to argue with my boss about it and then it wasnt worth it any more. working in the space long enoug... | 294 |
programmerhumor | Skizm | duvwtgi | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty sure programmers don't make those decisions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | TheVoidMyDestination | zc61vf | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,377 |
programmerhumor | jfmherokiller | iyuz980 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,135 |
programmerhumor | Doctor-VegaPunk | iyv008g | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,420 |
programmerhumor | bobsyouruncle63 | iyvdsr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a colleague who, after 25 years of software development including a director position, left to work in construction driving an excavator. Hope you're living life to the fulles... | 3,014 |
programmerhumor | kindslayer | iyv7gxf | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unlea... | 2,130 |
programmerhumor | tyrryt1 | iyvg16y | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | TheVoidMyDestination | iyv8vks | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was raised in a farming family.
Looks like farmers dream of bein... | 1,757 |
programmerhumor | tomonpiano | iyvipg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming... | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | TargetBoy | iyvr70b | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew a guy who quit doing development on classified DoD projects to become a bouncer. He said it was less stressful and when someone was giving him trouble he could just punch ... | 1,460 |
programmerhumor | crankbot2000 | iyv9pqv | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At one of my former companies there is a dev who got burnt out and moved off the grid in Colorado. Nobody could reach him for years. He probably has a 3-ft beard and many, many goa... | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | brenna_ | iyvabup | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unlea... | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | Kimorin | iyvqezz | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming... | 896 |
programmerhumor | senkopie | iywi4lm | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew a guy who quit doing development on classified DoD projects to become a bouncer. He said it was less stressful and when someone was giving him trouble he could just punch ... | 894 |
programmerhumor | conatus_or_coitus | iyvkwiw | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was raised in a farming family.
Looks like farmers dream of bein... | 743 |
programmerhumor | ratbiscuits | iyvjh3d | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At one of my former companies there is a dev who got burnt out and moved off the grid in Colorado. Nobody could reach him for years. He probably has a 3-ft beard and many, many goa... | 673 |
programmerhumor | Yinci | iyuyztz | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Excellent argument. At least when making furniture you won't have (many) customers that think they know better or that it's just easy to do this or that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 644 |
programmerhumor | kri5 | iyvsqlb | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming... | 517 |
programmerhumor | Europaraker | iyv67ei | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my old job we used an ancient third party control. We reached out to the company/creator and they had switched to writing children's poetry books!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | subject_deleted | iyviad8 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unlea... | 496 |
programmerhumor | BurgerFacts | iyvh9np | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a colleague who, after 25 years of software development including a director position, left to work in construction driving an excavator. Hope you're living life to the fulles... | 451 |
programmerhumor | Callmealbi | ao2hn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,032 |
programmerhumor | striatedgiraffe | efxtqla | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,596 |
programmerhumor | ILikeBootyholesDaily | efxpbme | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,735 |
programmerhumor | Theemuts | efxt216 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,759 |
programmerhumor | szsleepy | efxvodu | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|sor|>In a comic sans font with marquee tags.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,905 |
programmerhumor | LaterGatorPlayer | efxuddl | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,349 |
programmerhumor | bravo006 | efxsey2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Modern problems require modern solutions. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,142 |
programmerhumor | supertassu | efxq6iu | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Link please<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,314 |
programmerhumor | alexmerkel | efxqibp | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Link please<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/kleampa/not-paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,222 |
programmerhumor | alphadeeto | efxvw1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|sor|>In a comic sans font with marquee tags.<|eor|><|sor|>With a bright yellow colored text on a bright blue background<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | first_fires | efxw9ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>r/theprogrammerdidnothingwrong
EDIT : Looks like I'm the sherrif now ! Thanks, u/first_fires :)<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck me, I gave this comment gold by accident
Enjoy!
Edit: All praise the lord who beque... | 691 |
programmerhumor | JuniorSeniorTrainee | efxudi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect. It's not unprofessional, it's not obvious to the site client... But the owner knows... And he knows more and more every day. That's absolutely amazing.<|eor|><|sor|>It's... | 660 |
programmerhumor | duminos | efxrjc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is revolutionary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | chasesan | efxutsj | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|sor|>Prostitute? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | dept_of_silly_walks | efxux0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|sor|>Prostitute? <|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you = pay me. <|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 625 |
programmerhumor | rook218 | efxt49e | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect. It's not unprofessional, it's not obvious to the site client... But the owner knows... And he knows more and more every day. That's absolutely amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 575 |
programmerhumor | Fheuef | fwko0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,660 |
programmerhumor | Mathern_ | fmow1kn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,203 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | fmp10tg | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening ch... | 2,618 |
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