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programmerhumor | SamSlate | e9tpw5o | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is just a human thing. Which really is good, because it means we're progressing. can you imagine going to work on \*insert your craft here\* and thinking well theres no work to be done her... | 225 |
programmerhumor | NotTheOneYouNeed | e9tv291 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>When my home inspector opened the breaker box, he spent 5 minutes raving about the obvious professionalism and care of the last electrician. I almost asked if he needed a moment alone with the wiring. ... | 223 |
programmerhumor | TheOboeMan | e9to2pj | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>>This guy writes code like from the 70s!
>
>But C++ wasn't a thing back then.
>
>Exactly!<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen the type of code that electrical engineers write? <|eor|><|sor|>I used to he... | 195 |
programmerhumor | nivek_c | e9tqbuh | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>When my home inspector opened the breaker box, he spent 5 minutes raving about the obvious professionalism and care of the last electrician. I almost asked if he needed a moment alone with the wiring. ... | 193 |
programmerhumor | Loner_Cat | 10oe9uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,074 |
programmerhumor | TheMemer____ | j6e8dql | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,201 |
programmerhumor | kosky95 | j6exlh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|>You must use all of you variables is lik... | 1,829 |
programmerhumor | Paul_Robert_ | j6ea4jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the track is a half loop, then the crab will make it to the otherside via a shortcut, seems legit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,708 |
programmerhumor | jddddddddddd | j6e5d5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the fact that C is being represented by a crab infuriating anyone else, or is it just me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,681 |
programmerhumor | Snykeurs | j6e7l5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you have an IndentationError in python, I suggest to stop using word as text editor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,229 |
programmerhumor | cakelena | j6exa6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 982 |
programmerhumor | 0xd34db347 | j6e7ixc | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the fact that C is being represented by a crab infuriating anyone else, or is it just me?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, I actually came in here to say the rust one is wrong and should be a compiler error before doub... | 703 |
programmerhumor | tommasz | j6fqrds | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|>You must use all of you variables is lik... | 631 |
programmerhumor | Parkhausdruckkonsole | j6ee7yd | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the track is a half loop, then the crab will make it to the otherside via a shortcut, seems legit.<|eor|><|sor|>If it's a full loop the shrimp goes back and starts going forward again to pretend it did a... | 565 |
programmerhumor | stixx_06 | j6ety48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TypeScript: `Type [number, number] cannot be assigned to number[]`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | mini_market | j6ehcls | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the C, Python and Java programs crashed meaning JavaScript eventually wins once it finishes installing packages?<|eor|><|sor|>It never finishes installing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Loner_Cat | j6e7y81 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you have an IndentationError in python, I suggest to stop using word as text editor<|eor|><|soopr|>This man pythons<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | amineris | j6e7qrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That crab is hilarious. Should be Rust tho.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | btvoidx | j6f0jkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|> Something along the lines of ensuring c... | 283 |
programmerhumor | Archolex | j6f0sn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|> Something along the lines of ensuring c... | 275 |
programmerhumor | Zagre | j6f589o | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|> Something along the lines of ensuring c... | 235 |
programmerhumor | vanriggs | j6eds5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the C, Python and Java programs crashed meaning JavaScript eventually wins once it finishes installing packages?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | derefr | j6f64ed | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>unused variable causes an error?? why though, like whats the point of that<|eor|><|sor|> Something along the lines of ensuring c... | 211 |
programmerhumor | oneandonlysealoftime | j6f35yu | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golang: Unused variable
Rust: variable does not live long enough<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf variable does not live long enough? What's the purpise?<|eor|><|sor|>That's Rust 's way of automatically managing memory - y... | 201 |
programmerhumor | bobbane | j6ej0l4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's test which language is faster!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ykd268k6x0fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C - how fast do you want the wrong answer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | The_Real_Slim_Lemon | s60to6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 55,844 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | ht0xs7q | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 12,349 |
programmerhumor | Cartasiand | ht0zi48 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 9,942 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_LIPZ | ht19wc6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 3,804 |
programmerhumor | Illeazar | ht1ab5n | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 2,599 |
programmerhumor | metropolis_noir | ht14wyn | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 2,296 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | ht16mdw | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 2,236 |
programmerhumor | AceKiron | ht10tuc | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,944 |
programmerhumor | Din5566 | ht0zyl3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,754 |
programmerhumor | antilos_weorsick | ht126b2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,559 |
programmerhumor | justrhysism | ht0zqys | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,445 |
programmerhumor | Specialist_Ad_1763 | ht0yxdk | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,423 |
programmerhumor | Dnomyar96 | ht1cukw | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | bleistift2 | ht1dffm | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 984 |
programmerhumor | rufreakde1 | ht17um0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 978 |
programmerhumor | zayoe4 | ht13qvx | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 880 |
programmerhumor | simple_test | ht13mid | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 819 |
programmerhumor | Nebuchadnezzer2 | ht1f9mb | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 596 |
programmerhumor | jannfiete | ht10jf2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 593 |
programmerhumor | grumblyoldman | ht18ee4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 515 |
programmerhumor | 0ba78683-dbdd-4a31-a | ht12u2k | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a fake progress bar to shut up clients complaining about my app "freezing" whenever it had to make a call to their slow API<|eot|><|sost|> We had a client that complained about our app freezing. We were calling their slow API, and the app was clearly just waiting for results, which sometimes would... | 479 |
programmerhumor | AggressiveIyAvg | mva71a | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,789 |
programmerhumor | Booterken | gvay18n | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Three monitors, and i feel insulted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,240 |
programmerhumor | TheOneHyer | gvaywal | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Three monitors, and i feel insulted<|eor|><|sor|>One for IDE, one for a million Firefox tabs, one for email, Teams, and even more tabs. Single monitors genuinely make me feel constricted at this point. The video editing softwar... | 1,490 |
programmerhumor | RiotPixel1 | gvawefy | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He has not closed the quotes and that's bugging me...!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,112 |
programmerhumor | LazyAssMonkey | gvazrtk | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is that jin-yang ? Does he have a stand up special ?<|eor|><|sor|>No thats Eric Bachmann<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 928 |
programmerhumor | Xanahol | gvavkl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How tf did you manage to get 2 mematic watermarks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 747 |
programmerhumor | AnyoneButWe | gvauk3b | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh you're a gamer*
Most software engineers I know just have some kind of cheap laptop \\\()_/<|eor|><|sor|>Data science and ML guys have the good stuff.
Programmer know how to push stuff to the build/CI server.
And be very c... | 641 |
programmerhumor | throwaway_1aeiou | gvatax2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is that jin-yang ? Does he have a stand up special ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | iamasuitama | gvb3qo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He has not closed the quotes and that's bugging me...!<|eor|><|sor|>Word is the string is still ongoing, to this day. The way I read it, we are part of it. We're in it now, I don't know if we'll ever get out.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 567 |
programmerhumor | ooepi | gvax40j | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How tf did you manage to get 2 mematic watermarks?<|eor|><|sor|>There's actually 3 if you look closely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | StuckOnALoop | gvb1e0k | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is that jin-yang ? Does he have a stand up special ?<|eor|><|sor|>No thats Eric Bachmann<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't he dead?<|eor|><|sor|>Also fat... and a poor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | Codemonkey1987 | gvb0osi | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh you're a gamer*
Most software engineers I know just have some kind of cheap laptop \\\()_/<|eor|><|sor|>Data science and ML guys have the good stuff.
Programmer know how to push stuff to the build/CI server.
And be very c... | 372 |
programmerhumor | marxama | gvb5bht | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He has not closed the quotes and that's bugging me...!<|eor|><|sor|>Word is the string is still ongoing, to this day. The way I read it, we are part of it. We're in it now, I don't know if we'll ever get out.<|eor|><|sor|>"<|eo... | 321 |
programmerhumor | Codemonkey1987 | gvb0sdt | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is that jin-yang ? Does he have a stand up special ?<|eor|><|sor|>No thats Eric Bachmann<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't he dead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | RafatRifaie | gvazmsp | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How tf did you manage to get 2 mematic watermarks?<|eor|><|sor|>There's actually 3 if you look closely.<|eor|><|sor|>There's actually **4** if you **look closer**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | djinn6 | gvawo57 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh you're a gamer*
Most software engineers I know just have some kind of cheap laptop \\\()_/<|eor|><|sor|>Most of them would have a company-issued laptop, which is probably not all that cheap.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | Milkshakes00 | gvbbd3t | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel attacked<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gph4zwsp6hu61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Three monitors, and i feel insulted<|eor|><|sor|>One for IDE, one for a million Firefox tabs, one for email, Teams, and even more tabs. Single monitors genuinely make me feel constricted at this point. The video editing softwar... | 184 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | gcl1lc | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,743 |
programmerhumor | Schnitzel725 | fpc6uue | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the arrow that says "Question marked as duplicate"
Edit: seems I've triggered flashbacks for a lot of people..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,874 |
programmerhumor | amazeguy | fpbzdnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the hero that everyone on stackoverflow needs but stackoverflow doesnt deserve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,065 |
programmerhumor | electropoptart | fpc80l6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the arrow that says "Question marked as duplicate"
Edit: seems I've triggered flashbacks for a lot of people..<|eor|><|sor|>And I googled your question and the answer was the first result
T... | 1,290 |
programmerhumor | GabuEx | fpc7kq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How do I do this on Windows?"
"Use Linux"
Thanks bro.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,179 |
programmerhumor | nodnarbiter | fpc5oio | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the hero that everyone on stackoverflow needs but stackoverflow doesnt deserve<|eor|><|sor|>I hate stackoverflow. It helps you, tremendously, but a lot abuse the downvote button (much like on Reddit) for... | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | loox37 | fpc4mvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the hero that everyone on stackoverflow needs but stackoverflow doesnt deserve<|eor|><|sor|>I hate stackoverflow. It helps you, tremendously, but a lot abuse the downvote button (much like on Reddit) for... | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | Unlock17A | fpc7jlk | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the hero that everyone on stackoverflow needs but stackoverflow doesnt deserve<|eor|><|sor|>I hate stackoverflow. It helps you, tremendously, but a lot abuse the downvote button (much like on Reddit) for... | 542 |
programmerhumor | ricocotam | fpc6x60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Makes me think about the guy who closed my question as duplicate and linked it to another question. Question were not similar nor were the answers. Another helped me and I understood why it was linked : ... | 395 |
programmerhumor | EMCoupling | fpc7pni | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the hero that everyone on stackoverflow needs but stackoverflow doesnt deserve<|eor|><|sor|>I hate stackoverflow. It helps you, tremendously, but a lot abuse the downvote button (much like on Reddit) for... | 395 |
programmerhumor | Ellweiss | fpc7n7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What irks me the most is people answering "That's wrong, in 99% of cases you don't want to do that. Do that instead.".
Dammit, either the person asking is already a master and is the 1%, or they are a b... | 312 |
programmerhumor | LeiziBesterd | fpc7x2k | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Makes me think about the guy who closed my question as duplicate and linked it to another question. Question were not similar nor were the answers. Another helped me and I understood why it was linked : ... | 294 |
programmerhumor | diamond_head_01 | fpc86ib | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-1 for not having 20+ years of experience.
StackOverflow is r/roastme but for programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | krystof1119 | fpcb0oh | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How do I do this on Windows?"
"Use Linux"
Thanks bro.<|eor|><|sor|>Happened to me too.
"How do I do x in frontend JS?"
"No idea, but if you switched to PHP, it has a function there for that" (that f... | 246 |
programmerhumor | ykarus117 | fpc8s75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once I was stuck in a little for-fun project, lucky for me it was an Arduino related problem and I posted it on the Arduino forum.
Their community was a blast! I received like 10 comments on my post an... | 201 |
programmerhumor | lifeisforkiamsoup | fpc4h2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Thank you guys, you are the real heroes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5vvpn6tlghw41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Work in Building Automation for the government. Make 6 figures.
There was a Philippino dude when I worked at the private sector that held my hand from 2008 to 2011, would not be where I am today withou... | 161 |
programmerhumor | eNJAy145 | 92uhu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,726 |
programmerhumor | jfq722 | e38gsj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its probably taking up just enough space to avoid a memory issue somehow. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,999 |
programmerhumor | supyonamesjosh | e38iizv | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found isLauren()
Which determined if the userId of the logged in user was Lauren, and if it was it did stuff.
Face Palm for days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,424 |
programmerhumor | GoddamUrSoulEdHarley | e38km7u | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time I inherited some JavaScript in which all of the comments, function names were Spanish. I don't speak Spanish. I translated One of the comments above a function and it said 'this works by ma... | 4,177 |
programmerhumor | mattemer | e38k23p | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm updating code for a function that we were changing. Spent a couple days updating, started testing and it wasn't working.
After destroying my brain for another day trying to figure it out, I fin... | 2,671 |
programmerhumor | ctesibius | e38iyld | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> ! midlertidig
That was the only comment in a 6000-line BASIC program that controlled a piece of scientific apparatus. There were 600 globals, 3 local variables, and everything had names like `... | 2,306 |
programmerhumor | lpreams | e38j03c | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found isLauren()
Which determined if the userId of the logged in user was Lauren, and if it was it did stuff.
Face Palm for days<|eor|><|sor|>I find this comment very intriguing. Did Lauren writ... | 1,880 |
programmerhumor | rglogowski | e38gcuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hired a contract developer to make some changes to an old application. He wasn't making good progress so I terminated him and when we opened up his code we found he'd used ascii characters to mak... | 1,620 |
programmerhumor | supyonamesjosh | e38md9a | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found isLauren()
Which determined if the userId of the logged in user was Lauren, and if it was it did stuff.
Face Palm for days<|eor|><|sor|>I find this comment very intriguing. Did Lauren writ... | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | ohstopitu | e38lzbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time I inherited some JavaScript in which all of the comments, function names were Spanish. I don't speak Spanish. I translated One of the comments above a function and it said 'this works by ma... | 1,398 |
programmerhumor | Cawifre | e38lg5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm updating code for a function that we were changing. Spent a couple days updating, started testing and it wasn't working.
After destroying my brain for another day trying to figure it out, I fin... | 1,078 |
programmerhumor | jugalator | e38krs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its probably taking up just enough space to avoid a memory issue somehow. <|eor|><|sor|>Could also cause a delay necessary to synchronize threads. Either way, its a sign of bad code.<|eor|><|sor|>I ... | 1,077 |
programmerhumor | nmcain05 | e38gkqk | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A very nice alphabetized list of profane words in the view source of outback steakhouse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | ImAStupidFace | e38joon | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> ! midlertidig
That was the only comment in a 6000-line BASIC program that controlled a piece of scientific apparatus. There were 600 globals, 3 local variables, and everything had names like `... | 922 |
programmerhumor | wtmh | e38n44g | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #Come back and increment this number after you attempt to optimize this resource-heavy function and fail: 8<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | TaborlinTheGreat | e38i8fo | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the best thing you've found in code? :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a5ccw86uvc11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was looking through some Python code and couldn't figure out why the decorator for function "foo" wasn't working. When I went to the decorator code, I saw that the first line read, "if fn.__name__... | 752 |
programmerhumor | Glaiel-Gamer | uwaeym | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,275 |
programmerhumor | Geoclasm | i9qghug | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 5,413 |
programmerhumor | jjdmol | i9qhclc | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 2,608 |
programmerhumor | ONOMATOPOElA | i9qr5vn | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hey man great website but it does not work on the Nintendo 3DS browser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,888 |
programmerhumor | Glaiel-Gamer | i9qak8g | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,499 |
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