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programmerhumor | aliendude5300 | h25l7o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well that's a good pay for a days work of throwing up a WordPress site with a few plugins and... voila!<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. He's getting a WordPress <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | BookDetectiveDotNet | h257jj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best kind of correct - technically correct!
Is your dad a CxO or he just likes dad jokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Applecheese | h25yzi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad wanted me to build the website for a local government office he is affiliated with. He told them I could do it for a couple hundred bucks. I definitely didnt do it. Fuck that. They have budget.<|eor|><|sor|>Couple hun... | 404 |
programmerhumor | Mobileuser110011 | h2697ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best viewed with Netscape Navigator at 800x600<|eor|><|sor|>> [xkcd.com](https://xkcd.com) is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS
at a screen resolution of... | 394 |
programmerhumor | Norrude | h258umc | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, you won't have to make any media queries so the pricing seems honest!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | fuzzyblackyeti | h25pq60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats when I bill dad for the remaining balance.
I dont get why people do this. My dad, and most people I know, would flip their lids if I got them a job like that.
Edit: spelling<|eor|><|sor|>I work in a vet clinic, and m... | 364 |
programmerhumor | JedSwamp43 | h25l29y | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|sor|>"We expect to get 10% of our hits from Samsung smart fridges."<|eor|><|sor|>I person... | 324 |
programmerhumor | regorsec | h25o7gf | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|sor|>Will you do my mobile app for 250 then? Its only max 400px.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh thats still new standard, ill do it but 380px<|eor|><|eols|... | 303 |
programmerhumor | 100thRedditAc | ott5x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,728 |
programmerhumor | el_Byrno | h6xqvjd | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,802 |
programmerhumor | MrShoes1981 | h6xsihj | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very muc... | 3,259 |
programmerhumor | FantasticEmu | h6xlm6t | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,926 |
programmerhumor | pokeaim | h6xry22 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|sor|>damn, and here i am still learning how to learn this so called tee-ex-tee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,477 |
programmerhumor | popadi | h6xq5qw | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data loo... | 1,311 |
programmerhumor | spwashi | h6xryir | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | Agent641 | h6xxv6g | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very muc... | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | Tsharpminor | h6xs927 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|sor|>This is more Dart than Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | mgdmw | h6xtbtq | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data loo... | 717 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | h6yi0e6 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very muc... | 509 |
programmerhumor | 100thRedditAc | h6xofcu | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Were you hired?<|eor|><|soopr|>I found this guy on twitter , and this guy claimed that he still got the job<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | FantasticEmu | h6xmc2o | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time when they asked to see my python I dropped my pants<|eor|><|sor|>Did you get the job?<|eor|><|sor|>They gave me the business<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | a_man_wid_no_name | h6xl9br | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Were you hired?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | MrShoes1981 | h6xzzyu | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very muc... | 426 |
programmerhumor | Hellothere_1 | h6xuqnw | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|sor|>This really makes me want to make a programming language where you write your code into a JSON file which then gets run by an interpreter.
Then again, knowing the internet somethi... | 425 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | h6xxvqq | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data loo... | 423 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | h6xykkt | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"My strongest programming languages are Json, HMTL and CSV"<|eor|><|sor|>damn, and here i am still learning how to learn this so called tee-ex-tee<|eor|><|sor|>dynamite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | silverstrikerstar | h6y36u7 | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Couple of years ago, in an interview for a .NET role I was asked, "How do you feel about JSON?" and as a joke I said, "I don't know him too well but he seems like a nice guy." Then the other interviewer said, "Oh, thanks very muc... | 317 |
programmerhumor | Ephemere | h6xwf4j | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>json is my top programming language<|eor|><|sor|>This really makes me want to make a programming language where you write your code into a JSON file which then gets run by an interpreter.
Then again, knowing the internet somethi... | 306 |
programmerhumor | anirudh_pai | h6xqjar | <|sols|><|sot|>who's Jason ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3iln2afoz3e71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are these legit interview questions? "Do you know JSON?", "Do you know CSV?". Like...it's a data format, not a programming language. Are you supposed to say "yes" and move on or there are actually questions about how the data loo... | 257 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | 1135a9f | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,653 |
programmerhumor | knighthawk0811 | j8o90l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,471 |
programmerhumor | UK-POEtrashbuilds | j8o8pws | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,862 |
programmerhumor | siddharth904 | j8ojuul | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,443 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8olmz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|soopr|>Indeed. I even learned Rust but can't get a date<|eoop... | 1,370 |
programmerhumor | theAshWhisperer | j8o9wc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | alkaliphiles | j8o7c4b | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was my pleasure to read that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 862 |
programmerhumor | sunoukong | j8p4guo | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That achievement truly deserves its own badge on the site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 740 |
programmerhumor | klbm9999 | j8othwc | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you still have the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>The question was "how to find a partner ?", so it's safe to assume OP does still have the problem.<|eor|><|soopr|>Indeed. I even learned Rust but can't get a date<|eoop... | 597 |
programmerhumor | n30vlol | j8oljl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to print Hello, World in JavaScript?
10 years ago:
use XMLHttpRequest
7 years ago:
Use jQuery
Today:
Im an ex Facebook ex Google ex airbnb developer. Why you dont use React? How f***** stupid are you? Also ... | 572 |
programmerhumor | depricatedzero | j8p1lyz | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|sor|>I must be a 2 then<|eor|><|sor|>\[sad zero noises\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | azdood85 | j8osekw | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | Cyvexx | j8ojsor | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>obviously 10 comes after 7<|eor|><|sor|>I've never been with a ten, but can tell you 4's come before 7's.<|eor|><|sor|>I must be a 2 then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | eddiekoski | j8o0z3x | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8p0udt | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|soopr|>:|<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | sorryforexisting1 | j8oa16v | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Literally my Jira issues<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | ImpatientProf | j8p0pxh | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How to print Hello, World in JavaScript?
10 years ago:
use XMLHttpRequest
7 years ago:
Use jQuery
Today:
Im an ex Facebook ex Google ex airbnb developer. Why you dont use React? How f***** stupid are you? Also ... | 268 |
programmerhumor | Terrafire123 | j8pig8d | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That achievement truly deserves its own badge on the site.<|eor|><|sor|>This. It's gotta be done sometimes, but the poor person who got closed deserves a badge at least.
Maybe the badge could be called "Fuck you ... | 260 |
programmerhumor | Buttons840 | j8omc8z | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stack Overflow losing all it's rep slowly.<|eor|><|soopr|>The problem is nobody wants to go back and update 10 year old questions and answers. There is no positive feedback for doing so. You don't generate discuss... | 258 |
programmerhumor | MiddleRefrigerator67 | j8oi74g | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stack Overflow losing all it's rep slowly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | bofadoze | j8pofrn | <|sols|><|sot|>The irony is too much to bear<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7fo2kcqydeia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well at least you got an answer.
Right?<|eor|><|soopr|>:|<|eoopr|><|sor|>#Right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | uz0yl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,524 |
programmerhumor | misstankt | ia7z9au | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,398 |
programmerhumor | A_Dull_Significance | ia7gx5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,205 |
programmerhumor | Cocogoat_Milk | ia88d6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|sor|>The handshake timed out, so it had to restart from the backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | ia87axu | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but... | 805 |
programmerhumor | Falling_Man_ | ia8igy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but... | 528 |
programmerhumor | OlOuddinHead | ia8zp5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but... | 479 |
programmerhumor | Ookami_Lord | ia7f7h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man these are always awkward situations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | ia85uxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><... | 336 |
programmerhumor | Lasergoatsofdeath | ia8a0de | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How are they both so bad at shaking hands?<|eor|><|sor|>They're chess players, they're already anticipating the other person's moves before they do them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | stubbos_reddit | ia83wou | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rock Paper Scissors. Not sure who won though!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | unpapardo | ia7gabo | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You hate to see this
You hate to do this even more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Try-to-ban-me-lol | ia8wq5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The pulling the hand back to socially signal a handshake was actually an A+ recovery<|eor|><|sor|>Wdym exactly?<|eor|><|sor|>He quickly went back to the beginning of the "handshake motion."
Basically he used body languag... | 149 |
programmerhumor | DemolishunReddit | ia857qv | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of a protocol negotiation or auth sequence.
"It's an old code, but it checks out."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Antrikshy | ia8afgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><... | 126 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | ia7ffld | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man these are always awkward situations<|eor|><|soopr|>lol!
I like your username btw! :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | joyofsnacks | ia9gkim | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|sor|>Alireza Firouzja (the guy on the right) was a much stronger player, but... | 84 |
programmerhumor | g0ing_postal | ia882w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How are they both so bad at shaking hands?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Different-Plant-3872 | ia8g4jw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You know it is gonna be a terrible game. They are both gonna spend the whole game thinking about this and not be able to calculate lines<|eor|><|soopr|>Might be a tactic to throw of each other. Big brain time!! <|eoopr|><... | 64 |
programmerhumor | starfyredragon | ia84op4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rock Paper Scissors. Not sure who won though!<|eor|><|sor|>It ended in a tie with paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | Zoaldiek57 | ia8ojm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rest with a Soap Bath<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/so9lm8wmg1291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Paper beats rock
Rock lose to paper
Paper beats rock
Rock lose to paper
Paper beats rock
Left guy is the winner 3 to 2
Then they shake hands<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | Elise_night | vp177k | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,404 |
programmerhumor | dotslashme | iegd85u | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,786 |
programmerhumor | MisterProfGuy | ieg9k8f | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is so accurate that I got a little angry inside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,112 |
programmerhumor | Hollowman212 | iegewz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | JustARegularPlayer | ieggr3g | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|sor|>I love how this link is helpful and insulting at the very same time... | 945 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | iegeko5 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | iegd7lt | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | mydookietwinklin | iegjq8a | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|soopr|>Holly shit how did you do that<|eoopr|><|sor|>He's a senior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | Elise_night | iegj5z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|soopr|>Holly shit how did you do that<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | Gsusruls | ieghrwe | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup. Asynchronous messagin... | 309 |
programmerhumor | RushTfe | iegn9sp | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=proxy<|eor|><|sor|>I love how this link is helpful and insulting at the very same time... | 307 |
programmerhumor | souliris | ieggpd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate, but they left out the part where the boss comes in to complain that you haven't gotten something done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | savevideobot | iegd8t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|sor|>###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vp177k/we_always_have_that_senior_who_solve_everything/)
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programmerhumor | MrPeppa | iegoknb | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey, got a sec?"
"Quick question"
"Happy Friday, Good morning!
..."
*shudder*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | echaiphus | iegos7j | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>If you dont want to need that person, start spending more time solving it yourself. Dont waste a whole day if youre stuck, but if you end up having to ask then make sure you understand how they fixed... | 223 |
programmerhumor | kcphysics530 | iegjj12 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is so accurate that I got a little angry inside.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The IT crowd, nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | break_card | ieguhdj | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is me now and it's actually become a serious problem because I can't get any of my own work done. Being helpful and available for others has the unfortunate side effect where people will start a... | 175 |
programmerhumor | holymacaronibatman | iegmsn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>This is why work from home is so much more productive for me. I am hugely susceptible to the drive-by help request, and that shit is the death of productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup. Asynchronous messagin... | 168 |
programmerhumor | MoneyIsTheRootOfFun | iegm6mv | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>That used to be me until people starting using me as a google proxy.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I get asked to help people a lot, and I'm usually happy to help unless the problem is just that they are being ... | 165 |
programmerhumor | FigNugginGavelPop | ieh1uzf | <|sols|><|sot|>We always have that Senior who solve everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/y2y8hevqny891<|eol|><|sor|>Give me the video link you fucking bot!<|eor|><|sor|>###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vp177k/we_always_have_that_senior_who_solve_everything/)
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programmerhumor | cleveleys | wktl7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,374 |
programmerhumor | stingjay | ijp97a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,132 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | ijpb4cp | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,897 |
programmerhumor | pleshij | ijpbqr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,445 |
programmerhumor | anotherkeebler | ijpizo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have a Slack channel called `#outages` but we had to abandon it in very short order because random L1s and pre-sales folks were posting there every time they typed their password wrong.
I have a ticket in the backlog to create a chan... | 3,069 |
programmerhumor | halmyradov | ijpgdrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,237 |
programmerhumor | hot_sauce_in_coffee | ijpox3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what hap... | 1,789 |
programmerhumor | ariN_CS | ijpih06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|sor|>Edit the name to IT to end the crisis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,779 |
programmerhumor | dhkendall | ijpjp9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,511 |
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