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programmerhumor | Kwarter | ijpn5yi | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have a Slack channel called `#outages` but we had to abandon it in very short order because random L1s and pre-sales folks were posting there every time they typed their password wrong.
I have a ticket in the backlog to create a chan... | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | ijpg7dg | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello! Hello! Can anyone hear me? I bought this thing called Phone. It's supposed to let me talk to some people. I don't get how it works. Any help?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 973 |
programmerhumor | Surlix | ijppqko | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what hap... | 903 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | ijplz84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Click "appear offline" immediately<|eor|><|sor|>Show dominance by leaving the group<|eor|><|sor|>Edit the name to IT to end the crisis<|eor|><|sor|>Found the Senior Dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | precsenz | ijp8vm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave it. Leave it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | Jertimmer | ijpc229 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New phone, who dis?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 598 |
programmerhumor | New_usernames_r_hard | ijproqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This doesn't bode well if:
* Team exists since 2018
* You were added now<|eor|><|sor|>Welp weve tried literally everything for four years and nothings worked. Lets add u/cleveleys, it cant get any worse <|eor|><|sor|>Basically what hap... | 579 |
programmerhumor | TwoTrainss | ijpl9pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met this phone in my life<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello! Hello! Can anyone hear me? I bought this thing called Phone. It's supposed to let me talk to some people. I don't get how it works. Any help?"<|eor|><|sor|>Where does the Ethernet... | 399 |
programmerhumor | diogofmarques | ijpfsio | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to be confused with the, way scarier, IT Meltdown channel. Engage safety squint, double rubber and put mom on speed dial. Good luck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | rishmusic | ijps9tw | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was working in devops at deloitte, and was called up at 4 am during my vacation to join a team when some servers went down. Instead of giving me a - hey we tried x,y,z.... and couldn't figure out this piece. Or we have ruled out x but ne... | 329 |
programmerhumor | anon3674 | ijphzo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave it. Leave it now.<|eor|><|sor|>The group or IT?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | james_hamilton1234 | ijpduqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Uh Oh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wxsjilwm1vg91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Boss music starts playing in the background*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | 7n74m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,156 |
programmerhumor | nuclearslug | drzkyts | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,818 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmc96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 7,850 |
programmerhumor | Lessiarty | drzn28x | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 6,978 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drznq15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 5,257 |
programmerhumor | splettnet | drzmlds | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,089 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmnq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|soopr|>This will be fixed in version 1.02b. ... | 3,224 |
programmerhumor | IllHeir | drzmczz | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmdvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|soopr|>No problem. And if the 2-D photo was... | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | drzq1c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd like to report a bug. I ran your software and received a match almost instantaneously. It did not appear to be cycling through anything at all. Please advise.<|eor|><|soopr|>This will be fixed in version 1.02b. ... | 1,233 |
programmerhumor | mattmu13 | drzpmiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute-force hash cracking program at a place I used to work that opened up an offline file from the client, took some configuration options and then worked through all the possibilities.
It was more of a ... | 1,164 |
programmerhumor | FountainsOfFluids | drzq6eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | thinkaboutitthough | drzsj3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>>Programmer: No that's stupid we're not doing that.
Programmer IRL: Umm...are you sure about this part? Maybe it would be better if... no? Okay, I'll build the face thing (dies a little more inside)<|eor|><|eols|><... | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | Colopty | drzstwp | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 798 |
programmerhumor | FiveYearsAgoOnReddit | drzmbhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It's not like the CPU is doing much at that point.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | imapirateking | drztfgf | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><... | 538 |
programmerhumor | Colopty | drzttnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Will do. How about some vector animations laid over the faces, would that be good?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can we get at least one progress bar, ideally not connected to any kind of progress?<|eor|><|soopr|>We'll make it a... | 519 |
programmerhumor | K3R3G3 | drzpatt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, can you pop up a window and have it scroll through a few thousand lines of random code?<|eor|><|sor|>Project Manager: "And there needs to be lots of *beep-boop* sound effects so they know it's wo... | 478 |
programmerhumor | IllHeir | drzmht5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every modern detective show<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u3i60r4vf7701.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also, if there is a photo and the picture is not clear, saying ENHANCE should make that pixelated bitch so clear that you can see every single pore on their face. <|eor|><|soopr|>No problem. And if the 2-D photo was... | 450 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | 10bsrk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,068 |
programmerhumor | dert-man | j4bw5il | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,852 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | j4byd34 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,458 |
programmerhumor | Straight-Bug-8563 | j4c1n1f | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,398 |
programmerhumor | law_a | j4c070z | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you realise that you forgot merge and is not your code working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,249 |
programmerhumor | UkrUkrUkr | j4bvlt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, a... | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | aasdfhdjkkl | j4caxcn | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to ... | 631 |
programmerhumor | paleblueyedot | j4bvqtk | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, but have you prayed to the Runtime Error Gods?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | abcd_z | j4cf55i | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>Look, it's gonna error out *somewhere*. I know this, I expect it. What I'm ... | 418 |
programmerhumor | KSRandom195 | j4c1wjn | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Without errors is not without bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | blancoaryan | j4ccohq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to ... | 345 |
programmerhumor | Drakath2812 | j4cggcb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you realise that you forgot merge and is not your code working.<|eor|><|sor|>I felt this in my bones. The utter feeling of self betrayal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | Time_Terminal | j4dob8w | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to ... | 277 |
programmerhumor | nick99990 | j4czw6g | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the \\* in the first and the *\ in the last line of your code.<|eor|><|soopr|>thanks for the roast, I deserved it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Idk why this showed up on my home page when I know next to ... | 274 |
programmerhumor | UkrUkrUkr | j4c2vlp | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, a... | 269 |
programmerhumor | ZapateriaLaBailarina | j4cqxje | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>TDD folks are literally shaking rn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | ian-codes-stuff | j4c2hcf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, a... | 225 |
programmerhumor | zjm555 | j4c2o00 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one who gets extremely nervous when it compiles with no errors the first time? I assume I fucked up the build or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Dworgi | j4cfrm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait people actually just write hundreds of lines of code without running it hundreds of times before hand?<|eor|><|sor|>Look, it's gonna error out *somewhere*. I know this, I expect it. What I'm ... | 194 |
programmerhumor | SzBeni2003 | j4c4na9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/irbm291qv2ca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. After you get the bare minimum of practice and if you use some modern IDE, your code will start being syntaxly correct.
But logically it will stay at the same shit level as before, a... | 171 |
programmerhumor | isUsername | 9pp9hj | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,055 |
programmerhumor | soulruler | e83gdf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,802 |
programmerhumor | aquapendulum2 | e83qlpw | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget to tell the users about your MoBiLe ApP!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,291 |
programmerhumor | Tothoro | e83guyb | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported so... | 1,244 |
programmerhumor | MisterBanzai | e83ib9e | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>These adblocker extensions need to develop modal blocking next.
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A lot of people are taking this terrible if state... | 1,131 |
programmerhumor | gcampos | e83db3l | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Time for a web renaissance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | LittleBigKid2000 | e83lx8y | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>`Did you found what you was looking for?`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | accountability_bot | e83notz | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Bullshit.
With all that 20mb of javascript frameworks running in the background these animations would never be this smooth.<|eor|><|sor|>20MB of JS... 2GB of ram fully rendered. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | Dantaro | e83mhok | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>These adblocker extensions need to develop modal blocking next.
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A lot of people are taking this terrible if state... | 668 |
programmerhumor | paperock | e83l3tr | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported so... | 530 |
programmerhumor | cowbell_solo | e83imo4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The implementation of the GDPR just added to this. I applaud the spirit of it, but really the only result is one more guaranteed popup on every site. No one reads that, its just another thing in the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 510 |
programmerhumor | zeromadcowz | e83r5kj | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The best part is the
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programmerhumor | King_Joffreys_Tits | e83r1dw | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported so... | 367 |
programmerhumor | JasonCox | e83qdyf | <|sols|><|sot|>2018 on the web<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EoNd3ev.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Bullshit.
With all that 20mb of javascript frameworks running in the background these animations would never be this smooth.<|eor|><|sor|>20MB of JS... 2GB of ram fully rendered. <|eor|><|sor|>Cant take up 2GB of RAM if Chrome cr... | 301 |
programmerhumor | iamharryvirus | ia1jvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,996 |
programmerhumor | dustmouse | g1j8ktj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | Blau- | g1j7gu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | koncqwense | g1jc3vm | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 833 |
programmerhumor | GamingTheSystem-01 | g1jhqkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just wait until "Untitled Project - Copy" comes out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | Yindoom | g1jdut0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | crap_whats_not_taken | g1jkex8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer: Have you built any apps?
Me: I have a couple that are pretty famous, you may have heard of them. One's called "Hello World."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Debbus72 | g1j6415 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was not my best app, but it gave me a chuckle when I was at ConsoleApplication420 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | MurkyApricot | g1jgftt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|sor|>No. Do not support reddit by giving them money for a co... | 154 |
programmerhumor | Titanmaster970 | g1jt9dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just wait until "Untitled Project - Copy" comes out<|eor|><|sor|>Untitled Project - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | the_mythx | g1jfzu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | frostbyte650 | g1jo544 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked with Untitled Project<|eor|><|sor|>0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.<|eor|><|sor|>someone get this man a guild<|eor|><|sor|>No. Do not support reddit by giving them money for a co... | 134 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | g1k1b0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Guys, guys, have you thought about making a calculator?<... | 128 |
programmerhumor | nothingtoseehere196 | g1jk9cd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bro how did you get my python projects folder
this is creepy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | WomanNotAGirl | g1j6vhm | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny I just explain to my youngest brother who is about to start college for programming what hello world is. I verbally explained him a few concepts. Just like anybody in my family would he went and signed up for 4 Udemy courses ... | 117 |
programmerhumor | Spleeeee | g1jsui4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Funny I just explain to my youngest brother who is about to start college for programming what hello world is. I verbally explained him a few concepts. Just like anybody in my family would he went and signed up for 4 Udemy courses ... | 90 |
programmerhumor | karbonkel1 | g1kfr63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>I have the same issue. Sometimes I run into a problem at work and I create a li... | 80 |
programmerhumor | iililiiili | g1k26yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello World<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/31i8o3bvl3h51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Guys, guys, have you thought about making a calculator?<... | 68 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | ga7cov | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,994 |
programmerhumor | theGreatWhite_Moon | foy0831 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | foy059v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to dra... | 766 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | foy1fp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to dra... | 741 |
programmerhumor | SkyFlyer9237 | foxw5x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tab Gang rise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | TRF_Fares | foxzd35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | mcandre | foy2sa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Knock knock!
Who's there?
<Vertical Tab><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | foy2q58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|soopr|>( )<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | djlemma | foy3edy | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to dra... | 387 |
programmerhumor | ten3roberts | foy1tdc | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Tabs versus Spaces](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI)<|eor|><|sor|>8 steps at a time, that got me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | sarthakRddt | foy1upm | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to dra... | 295 |
programmerhumor | ianff | foy7rbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Tabs versus Spaces](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI)<|eor|><|sor|>I hate this so much. I am a space person, and none of us actually hit the space bar multiple times like this. It completely misses the point of the argumen... | 204 |
programmerhumor | GDavid04 | foxxmx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Joke's on you my tab produces two spaces.<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke here is that you didn't reconfigure your ide to indent with tabs and a tab to be 4 spaces long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Inqubate | foyi1yj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|sor|>Bill<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Bibo193896423 | foy0aab | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tab Gang rise<|eor|><|sor|>*YAML gang has entered the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | TheRainbowCock | foy4cxx | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>How ??<|eor|><|soopr|>I make all my comics in the vector editor for Scratch 2. It's similar to Illustrator, with some differences and I've just come to prefer it. And with any art program, if you know how to dra... | 151 |
programmerhumor | tanlin2021 | foynkap | <|sols|><|sot|>Tab club<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e8k3k4u0nqv41.png<|eol|><|sor|>on my what? ON - MY - WHAT?<|eor|><|sor|>4 spaces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
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