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programmerhumor | Zaros262 | i9r6tp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 1,283 |
programmerhumor | iGiveWholesome | i9qr1cu | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 1,204 |
programmerhumor | Tallyoyoguy42 | i9qigyn | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Need to force the rare case of a 50-50 on each playthrough and then force it to be a bomb. That way you think you have a chance when you don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 952 |
programmerhumor | Existing_Ice1764 | i9qdz94 | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is just streamlining to the experience we all end up having anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | paowieuryt | i9qcsmz | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | PoopDev | i9qxsde | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hey man great website but it does not work on the Nintendo 3DS browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Jesus Christ. Doesnt even have basic compatability options and... | 627 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | i9r85bd | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 386 |
programmerhumor | Lamkac | i9qqzjn | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Need to force the rare case of a 50-50 on each playthrough and then force it to be a bomb. That way you think you have a chance when you don't<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I have already done it
[https://www.reddit.co... | 378 |
programmerhumor | Headless_Onion | i9qcu5k | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Almost won.
[https://imgur.com/a/SrKc7xc](https://imgur.com/a/SrKc7xc)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | BeerIsGoodForSoul | i9qgudi | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>Big brain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | itmustbemitch | i9qhsot | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>If you mean flag every square, that's not winning because you've flagged a bunch inco... | 245 |
programmerhumor | Jimmy_Twotone | i9rgy6u | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 227 |
programmerhumor | littlebuck2007 | i9qs11d | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>There... | 222 |
programmerhumor | abscessedecay | i9qkyw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So is this like Battle Ship where it just puts a mine where ever you click? Just randomly distributes 98 mines, then drops one mine when you click, where you click?
I'm cross-posting this to FYIP.<|eor|><|sor|>I thi... | 202 |
programmerhumor | itmustbemitch | i9qh6be | <|sols|><|sot|>made the worst minesweeper<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3xwct597ja191.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.glaielgames.com/adversarialminesweeper/<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, cant you just flag all bombs and then win?<|eor|><|sor|>If you mean flag every square, that's not winning because you've flagged a bunch inco... | 197 |
programmerhumor | Slayzrr | tz74ns | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,102 |
programmerhumor | TheByteQueen | i3x9zrb | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|sor|>yeah but some get zshed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,313 |
programmerhumor | TheShardsOfNarsil | i3x908r | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,928 |
programmerhumor | spam_bot42 | i3x7yl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,457 |
programmerhumor | PhantomTissue | i3xbd9m | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,892 |
programmerhumor | obviousscumbag | i3xgojs | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,797 |
programmerhumor | barkbeatle3 | i3xpcny | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically most people here seem to... | 1,963 |
programmerhumor | OtatoJoe | i3xcgut | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heres the official rule of thumb for deciding which languages to hate:
Languages i know = good
Languages i dont know = bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | wacksaucehunnid | i3xj5o2 | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,516 |
programmerhumor | AndreEagleDollar | i3xlfke | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean this point I'm pretty sure there's a library for all the libraries and you don'... | 1,489 |
programmerhumor | Any-Limit-7282 | i3xnazw | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate python because showing my code to anyone always gets the response you know theres a library for that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean this point I'm pretty sure there's a library for all the libraries and you don'... | 1,221 |
programmerhumor | TheTransistorMan | i3xmwua | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|sor|>programmers also hate programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,010 |
programmerhumor | iamlegq | i3xho5z | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like we're hating only Python.<|eor|><|sor|>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses" -- Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically most people here seem to... | 935 |
programmerhumor | Transcendentalist178 | i3x8a8z | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't _hate_ Python, but I don't like dynamic typing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | phdoofus | i3xs8an | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sooner you realize most languages used in production were originally some guy's weird research project thing and wasn't designed to be used the way you're using it and wasn't even really designed to be a 'real' work... | 851 |
programmerhumor | theprodigalslouch | i3xaizf | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, every language gets bashed here<|eor|><|sor|>yeah but some get zshed<|eor|><|sor|>Gottem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 818 |
programmerhumor | JasonDilworth | i3xajg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here we hate all languages equally. Except HTML, the one language to rule them all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 750 |
programmerhumor | Andthenwedoubleit | i3xhgco | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heres the official rule of thumb for deciding which languages to hate:
Languages i know = good
Languages i dont know = bad<|eor|><|sor|>Languages I know: bad (traumatized by them)
Languages I don't know: not enough in... | 684 |
programmerhumor | DataPakP | i3xnrge | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems to me that programmers just hate programming.<|eor|><|sor|>programmers also hate programmers<|eor|><|sor|>Damn programmers, they ruined programming!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | Cheezyrock | i3xqmeu | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here we hate all languages equally. Except HTML, the one language to rule them all.<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is s great language, but it helps to use a strong backend language with it like Microsoft Excel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 553 |
programmerhumor | Vinxian | i3xbtcv | <|sols|><|sot|>First time posting here wow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/FVmdQXS.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's because snakes are scary. And the python logo has 2 of them in the logo alone! Spooky stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | Veinq | hqm2o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55,080 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | fxyrsao | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,916 |
programmerhumor | jadeskye7 | fxz116v | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,587 |
programmerhumor | The-UnwantedRR | fxz16oo | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its lame only being able to fit like five games on my Xbox. Gotta remove one and do another 13 hour download if I want to play a different game. Feelsbadman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,872 |
programmerhumor | Sigma567 | fxz768s | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|sor|>Fully rendered teeth and tongue even though the character never opens its mouth<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,787 |
programmerhumor | haz_mat_ | fxyssjk | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep funct... | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | corruptboomerang | fxywbft | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mate, at present pirates do a better job of shrinking video games down than the Devs do. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | RenzuMame | fxzat1n | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep funct... | 755 |
programmerhumor | FountainsOfFluids | fxz9307 | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"If we remove this object from the game world everything crashes, and we don't know why. So we just put it in a hidden room the player can't get to."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | mindbleach | fxzjty4 | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its lame only being able to fit like five games on my Xbox. Gotta remove one and do another 13 hour download if I want to play a different game. Feelsbadman.<|eor|><|sor|>Like nothing changed since we h... | 674 |
programmerhumor | haz_mat_ | fxysy8h | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a web dev, I honestly don't know if we're to blame or the browser devs. That probably means I'm to blame <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 660 |
programmerhumor | dankfloyd | fxyyl3c | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Escape from tarkov is less than 20gbs. MW is over 140gbs now...it makes no sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | MacAndShits | fxzc08q | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>12 languages worth of voice and subtitles even though you bought the English version.<|eor|><|sor|>Fully rendered teeth and tongue even though the character never opens its mouth<|eor|><|sor|>Except for... | 568 |
programmerhumor | 1080pfullhd-60fps | fxz962x | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep funct... | 528 |
programmerhumor | Nickyficky | fxyzcj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep funct... | 454 |
programmerhumor | UnFukWit4ble | fxzeb22 | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I sell my customers all the crappy code and let them pay to remove some later for that sweet sweet "performance optimization"<|eor|><|sor|>Just make a weirdly named mapping to the sleep funct... | 423 |
programmerhumor | Mgzz | fxz4fxw | <|sols|><|sot|>But we might sell it as DLC later though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7zpf9y8kfoa51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mate, at present pirates do a better job of shrinking video games down than the Devs do. <|eor|><|sor|>Don't they do stuff like scrapping localization features and compressing the... | 390 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | glboca | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,876 |
programmerhumor | peaboard | fqwipy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,818 |
programmerhumor | daniu | fqwkmtq | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Didn't I ask you last week to finish this?"
"Closed as duplicate."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,860 |
programmerhumor | TheDustOfMen | fqwkjbh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | pistrel | fqwkipg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth.
Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude?
In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to... | 1,054 |
programmerhumor | TellMeGetOffReddit | fqwrj3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions.... | 726 |
programmerhumor | The_forgettable_guy | fqwmr9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth.
Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude?
In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to... | 676 |
programmerhumor | cantadmittoposting | fqwypsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions.... | 616 |
programmerhumor | unholyarmy | fqwo7mh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth.
Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude?
In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to... | 427 |
programmerhumor | bleeeer | fqwn9yd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>"That question has already been answered."
*Thread locked.* ***No link to where the question is answered.*** **AND ITS THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE.**<|eor|><|sor... | 399 |
programmerhumor | trsy___3 | fqx0nu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Didn't I ask you last week to finish this?"
"Closed as duplicate."<|eor|><|sor|>"We need our website's slider to move after 9 seconds"
"What steps did you take to try and resolve this on your own?"
_Closed as l... | 307 |
programmerhumor | crowcawer | fqwt72h | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions.... | 248 |
programmerhumor | hader_brugernavne | fqwsvn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Too close to the truth.
Is there a reason that some people on stackoverflow are condescending or downright rude?
In addition to all the great people on there who have helped me out; even though Ive never had to... | 236 |
programmerhumor | douira | fqwka3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"We only ask good questions and all good questions have already been answered so please just search stackoverflow instead of talking to me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Frptwenty | fqwkylj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>> _We need to ship this before end of the week._
_**Why**_ do you think you need to do that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | DalenSpeaks | fqwwz4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions.... | 180 |
programmerhumor | themellowsign | fqwm7cq | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>*links to a question that's not even remotely the same*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | bensolow | fqx4oxt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hiring a Stack Overflow pro.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cq5m8tzg8az41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That question has already been answered<|eor|><|sor|>This is always *so* helpful except for all of those times when it really isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the question is specific to your working conditions.... | 151 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | xly172 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,828 |
programmerhumor | TerriblyCoded | iplpnr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS!
Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,140 |
programmerhumor | The_happy_person | ipli3t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm always future me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 848 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Lich | iplzdsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS!
Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I've never identified with a comment more in my entire life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | Henji99 | iplxwub | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | djnehi | iplv8p8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me was a dick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | omgFWTbear | ipm0uck | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS!
Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I learned .. who was it, Knuth who said, Never write code as clever as you can, because debugging is harder than coding, so
As many others, ... | 312 |
programmerhumor | that_thot_gamer | iplw6kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm always future me<|eor|><|sor|>it caught up to you too? huh, that's a problem for the next intern, fuck that guy anyway lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | TheC0deApe | iplx5ob | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i always try to code for the next guy. i also presume that i may be the next guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | aneurysm_ | ipm0cws | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | DarkScorpion48 | iplzelg | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Every line of code put on production is immediately legacy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Beneficial_Arm_2100 | ipm0tq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me was a dick.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, same. But future me is a real pushover lol. I push stuff off to him all the time and he just takes it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | DrMobius0 | ipm13uj | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The real reason people job hop every 2 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | maciejokk | ipm7a2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|sor|>His videos are like that one random ass thought you get at 3 am and thats awe... | 188 |
programmerhumor | Fellzer | ipmf4lg | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see Tom Scott, I upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I love what his channel has become over the past few years especially<|eor|><|sor|>His videos are like that one random ass thought you get at 3 am and thats awe... | 163 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | ipm2ti5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Past me: Hahaha! IM A GENIUS!
Present me: OH NO!<|eor|><|sor|>I learned .. who was it, Knuth who said, Never write code as clever as you can, because debugging is harder than coding, so
As many others, ... | 142 |
programmerhumor | EwgB | iplyv8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The solution is to change jobs every couple of years. Has worked out so far!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Ok_King2949 | iplt81s | <|sols|><|sot|>Refactoring "Just working solution ".<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hbdjp8z3mp91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This guy looked like 20 less than a decade ago, now he looks like in his fifties.. programming is fun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Sufficient-Brush-636 | o27y7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54,736 |
programmerhumor | Otis2341 | h251b9j | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,102 |
programmerhumor | jeankev | h25amj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,843 |
programmerhumor | regorsec | h25jq3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,847 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | h25kvsl | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|sor|>"We expect to get 10% of our hits from Samsung smart fridges."<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | Esus9 | h25ixxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% the weirdest requirements will end up being about screen resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>it needs to look good on his palm pilot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,136 |
programmerhumor | Lord_Ho-Ryu | h25gim3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats when I bill dad for the remaining balance.
I dont get why people do this. My dad, and most people I know, would flip their lids if I got them a job like that.
Edit: spelling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | Mc_UsernameTaken | h25dhmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well that's a good pay for a days work of throwing up a WordPress site with a few plugins and... voila!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 884 |
programmerhumor | Mad-chuska | h25o37m | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate those wide screens.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd charge 750 euro for wide screen<|eor|><|sor|>Will you do my mobile app for 250 then? Its only max 400px.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | tgnuow | h25dfjj | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best viewed with Netscape Navigator at 800x600<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | _TheLoneDeveloper_ | h25pmzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Normal screen size<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/z90u8hbr5w571.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dad wanted me to build the website for a local government office he is affiliated with. He told them I could do it for a couple hundred bucks. I definitely didnt do it. Fuck that. They have budget.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a fuc... | 503 |
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