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programmerhumor | tomparkes1993 | jdpzs21 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing t... | 3,235 |
programmerhumor | iopshfk | jdprq6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,142 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jdpz75r | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately his cyber attack is the cause of many cyberattacks, unsuspecting people opening links that can then install malware.
Dont open random links people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,891 |
programmerhumor | PhatSunt | jdq8c12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of t... | 1,516 |
programmerhumor | UpbeatCheetah7710 | jdq20se | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|sor|>He was running in air cooled mode. Gotta maximize airflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | benimagine | jdq9jzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit gets real when you sit sideways on ur office chair<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | insan3guy | jdq9yd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of t... | 665 |
programmerhumor | Bellator21098 | jdq3x4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing t... | 636 |
programmerhumor | deusmetallum | jdq30wp | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it was 3am, and he probably thought fixing the problem was more important than getting dressed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | Bilu1700 | jdq1s5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | anon5108 | jdqc081 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mean its not like that movie where a hot girl sucks your dick while you use your elite hacking skills?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | BarryCarlyon | jdq8ex4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of t... | 468 |
programmerhumor | ShrimpCrackers | jdq05b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mean HackerHoodies are not a real thing? But doesn't it give a huge stat-boost? I guess it's deprecated now that we have programming socks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | jdqe7c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This happened to me IRL back in 1991 when someone hacked my BBS. I woke up at 3 am to the sounds of my old hard drives working overtime, switched on the screen, and found someone had hacked into my admin screens somehow and... | 364 |
programmerhumor | callingcarg0 | jdqj4w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit gets real when you sit sideways on ur office chair<|eor|><|sor|>It's like ash turning his hat around<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Competitive-Pack-324 | jdq9j9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Did they also hack his security cam?<|eor|><|sor|>No. He did that himself for the views.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | y3o4wo | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,166 |
programmerhumor | YellowOnline | is9k154 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,882 |
programmerhumor | sarc-tastic | is9lan0 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,162 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9le5z | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,442 |
programmerhumor | Alfsh | is9l5mv | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that's the first thing I saw and went "welp this looks fine".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,812 |
programmerhumor | LookyRo | is9rvw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,744 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9m3mw | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it ... | 2,436 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | is9ly1k | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,356 |
programmerhumor | other_usernames_gone | is9lgto | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,178 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Half-5742 | is9otdg | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it ... | 2,077 |
programmerhumor | dotcomslashwhatever | is9swwb | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before t... | 2,038 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9m1bm | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before t... | 1,719 |
programmerhumor | LookyRo | is9v2nr | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|sor|>If anyone asks you to optimize your code, spend 2-3 days changing \`sleep(23)\` to \`sleep(15)\`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,521 |
programmerhumor | Daedeluss | is9mvwe | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Reupload that doesnt give away my full name, plus cleaner screenshot.
My error was something to do with misplaced curly braces and an if statement, I couldnt recreate it exactly as it was.<|... | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | CuriousPincushion | is9ufhj | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before t... | 920 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9k03e | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Reupload that doesnt give away my full name, plus cleaner screenshot.
My error was something to do with misplaced curly braces and an if statement, I couldnt recreate it exactly as it was.<|... | 759 |
programmerhumor | 44problems | is9xs96 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|sor|>If anyone asks you to optimize your code, spend 2-3 days changing \`sleep(23)\` to \`sleep(15)\`.<|eor|><|sor|>Just went from O(23) to O(15)!<|eo... | 666 |
programmerhumor | danidr | is9p7y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it ... | 656 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | isbkjmj | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that's the first thing I saw and went "welp this looks fine".<|eor|><|sor|>If it compiles, ship it. Now it's a problem for QA... | 645 |
programmerhumor | alexein777 | is9qg66 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|sor|>Source code:
...
print('Program took 23 seconds to execute')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | PandaPie5 | 8rik7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,091 |
programmerhumor | 8_800_555_35_35 | e0rlr8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,447 |
programmerhumor | mcc5159 | e0ro9am | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the... | 3,307 |
programmerhumor | Bilgistic | e0rlyrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a... | 2,486 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | e0rmu7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a... | 1,706 |
programmerhumor | Blastoise420 | e0rmwgw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a... | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | kingoftown | e0rr8i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the... | 1,080 |
programmerhumor | LikesBreakfast | e0ros43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Martin clearly did it. No chance. James looks like he knows Martin did it, but they've been friends for 15 years and he's godfather to Martin's kid, so he has to lie his way out of this. Luke definitely just went through a div... | 931 |
programmerhumor | AVeryCredibleHulk | e0rntri | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a... | 819 |
programmerhumor | robsonmb | e0rqgoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the [404 page for the New Zealand government](https://www.govt.nz/nooooooooo)
Edit: Looks like they changed the 404 page. Here's a [screenshot of the original version](https://i.redd.it/alld5xgsmi6y.jpg). Thank you to /u/... | 753 |
programmerhumor | StevenXC | e0ro75c | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Luke James Mark John
I'd go with Judas, if we're playing the blame game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | keon2000 | e0rmehb | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, technically 404 is a user error...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | Akkiruk | e0rpdrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Martin clearly did it. No chance. James looks like he knows Martin did it, but they've been friends for 15 years and he's godfather to Martin's kid, so he has to lie his way out of this. Luke definitely just went through a div... | 413 |
programmerhumor | Deerhall | e0ro998 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a... | 379 |
programmerhumor | fizzl | e0rnsp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fire luke. Not because it is his fault, but because he only knows COBOL and never contributes any actual code. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | Animalperson100 | e0ro5sk | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pick **whom** to fire?? Just curious, not native English speaker. <|eor|><|sor|>You're probably right. Native English speaker here- no one actually knows the difference between who and whom unless you're a grammar nerd. So we jus... | 335 |
programmerhumor | argbz | e0rlwev | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stallions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | Flyberius | e0rsmy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the... | 290 |
programmerhumor | ThatScorpion | e0rmw1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, technically 404 is a user error...<|eor|><|sor|>It can be either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Dewernh | xw5mc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,950 |
programmerhumor | gaetan-ae | ir4p3yq | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,534 |
programmerhumor | Past-Bit4406 | ir4nt0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Clean code BABY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,624 |
programmerhumor | hellra1zer666 | ir4pxc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | zertboqus | ir4wzkz | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
They asked a junior, a mid and a senior devs what they did throughout the day:
Junior: Ohh, I wrote so much code!
Mid: Ohh, I deleted so much code!
Senior: Ohh, I prevented so much ... | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Dewernh | ir4njgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Refactor* of https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xvfxcs/speed_skill/
*Thanks /u/harmenator<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | cob59 | ir4srh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When your commit has more red lines than green ones <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | jhaand | ir4x9dz | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|sor|>They reinvent all these shit methods every 11 years.
Just listen wit... | 748 |
programmerhumor | penguin_chacha | ir51n66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>One simple trick to turn a bug card to a story<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 549 |
programmerhumor | CGPoly36 | ir4s09m | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>4,294,967,294 lines of code per hour are quite an accomplishment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | mkwong | ir57m3f | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Clean code BABY<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You don't commit or push your changes?<|eor|><|sor|>He codes on the production machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | harmenator | ir4radt | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Refactor* of https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xvfxcs/speed_skill/
*Thanks /u/harmenator<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, it's a refactor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | SpencerTheBeigest | ir5l9ch | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When your commit has more red lines than green ones <|eor|><|sor|>this has the same vibe as:
`sudo pacman -syu`
`...`
`...`
`Net upgrade size: -0.2MiB`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | that_random_garlic | ir514kb | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
They asked a junior, a mid and a senior devs what they did throughout the day:
Junior: Ohh, I wrote so much code!
Mid: Ohh, I deleted so much code!
Senior: Ohh, I prevented so much ... | 269 |
programmerhumor | hellra1zer666 | ir51kt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|sor|>They reinvent all these shit methods every 11 years.
Just listen wit... | 254 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | ir5chwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>4,294,967,294 lines of code per hour are quite an accomplishment.<|eor|><|sor|>So the trick to the perfect solution is to start with a bunch of code that does every single possible thing in the universe.
Then just ... | 236 |
programmerhumor | scholzie | ir4wxwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|sor|>The best code youve ever written is code you get to delete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | Mapegz | uzlefn | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,737 |
programmerhumor | lucidspoon | iab388d | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,214 |
programmerhumor | JoyJoy_ | iab4yg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | BigBadCornpop | iab5vr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy co... | 658 |
programmerhumor | Reilman79 | iab1n60 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Dev whos been on the team for a year and a half: *asks me questions about the legacy code base*
Me, whos only been there for 8 months, pretending to know shit: *see above*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | smb275 | iabb5hq | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy co... | 342 |
programmerhumor | TheDarkHorse83 | iab7or1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | Queasy-Carrot1806 | iabbqwf | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has... | 278 |
programmerhumor | gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM | iab8rlt | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah this code was written by some dumbass who left the company years ago.
But git says youre the only author.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | xenoterranos | iabe6ed | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has... | 139 |
programmerhumor | misteresock | iabatdq | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah this code was written by some dumbass who left the company years ago.
But git says youre the only author.<|eor|><|sor|>I know, Im the one who had to migrate it from TFVC to git.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | ic_engineer | iabegzz | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy co... | 125 |
programmerhumor | shrubfromtomorrow | iab327m | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is about the 5th time this week
Edit - please read op's response below<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Mateorabi | iabdw88 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|sor|>Knowing where the bodies are buried<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | iab5mxp | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Better than my first boss, who literally told me to stop asking questions on my first day at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | iab69pl | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you pretend you know shit about the legacy code?
I'm just like "What the fuck do I know? It was there when I started. Whatever you do, don't promise management changes are possible on the legacy code."<|eor|><|e... | 96 |
programmerhumor | Queasy-Carrot1806 | iabejds | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has... | 91 |
programmerhumor | DAVENP0RT | iabee5q | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Cue me looking through commits to see who put that piece of shit code into production.
Oh, I did it. I'm sure I did it for a good reason, let's see... | 82 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | iabc62x | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Dev whos been on the team for a year and a half: *asks me questions about the legacy code base*
Me, whos only been there for 8 months, pretending to know shit: *see above*<|eor|><|sor|>I was there when it was written. Tha... | 74 |
programmerhumor | Mapegz | iab9cx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is about the 5th time this week
Edit - please read op's response below<|eor|><|soopr|>For the second time, I have edited the meme, the first one was generic and was removed by the mods, so I had to make it fit for r... | 71 |
programmerhumor | TheDarkHorse83 | iabeo9i | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|sor|>Knowing where the bodies are buried<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, yeah, that old bit of spaghetti. Don't t... | 62 |
programmerhumor | das_freak | igvny1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,175 |
programmerhumor | epiquinnz | g2w8vvi | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,025 |
programmerhumor | itoshkov | g2weegm | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | geeshta | g2wckhu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 801 |
programmerhumor | delinka | g2wfem2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | for_the_voters | g2wc0x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | haikusbot | g2wc1en | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|sor|>*Was going to say*
*The same. They just get... | 442 |
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