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programmerhumor | RobDickinson | iru8p1j | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,629 |
programmerhumor | AlphaSparqy | irubk2o | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>And yet he was still compensated so poorly he stole work product to sell to a competitor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,625 |
programmerhumor | acqz | irudm4q | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey everyone, I'm gonna `git push origin master --force`.
See? Nobody cares.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,179 |
programmerhumor | Bee-Aromatic | iruhtjb | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well have to go through the lines of code one by one.
How many are there?
bout two million.
Ha! Only two million lines of code. Thats adorable! Gets me every time!
*goes back to crying in legacy systems*<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 630 |
programmerhumor | MNCPA | irusywh | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>And yet he was still compensated so poorly he stole work product to sell to a competitor.<|eor|><|sor|>In all fairness, he was also moonlighti... | 562 |
programmerhumor | TracerBulletX | irup0c7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>In the book he owned a whole consulting company that wrote the in house software that powered the park, but at the last minute there were bugs... | 354 |
programmerhumor | chelseablue2004 | iruwg64 | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When Hammond says "We spared no expense in creating Jurassic Park"...
He meant we spent a lot of money on lobbies, cars and splicing genes. Where we decided not to spend money was in IT cause it was just cheaper to hire Ne... | 348 |
programmerhumor | ZacheyBYT | iruuwbh | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot recommend the book enough, especially to software engineers. Fair warning it is much darker than the movie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | irupr0z | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey everyone, I'm gonna `git push origin master --force`.
See? Nobody cares.<|eor|><|sor|>Do not use the Force!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | iruw9oo | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well have to go through the lines of code one by one.
How many are there?
bout two million.
Ha! Only two million lines of code. Thats adorable! Gets me every time!
*goes back to crying in legacy systems*<|eor|><|sor|>Mmm. ... | 250 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | irussdh | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hammond kept saying he spared no expense, but he was stringy as fuck when it came to the park's management system. Its brains, if you will.
Similarly, he gave a lot of thought and planning to making the park work, be sophis... | 208 |
programmerhumor | awfulrunner43434 | iruufjo | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>In the book he owned a whole consulting company that wrote the in house software that powered the park, but at the last minute there were bugs... | 200 |
programmerhumor | NegZer0 | irvctad | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>And yet he was still compensated so poorly he stole work product to sell to a competitor.<|eor|><|sor|>In all fairness, he was also moonlighti... | 172 |
programmerhumor | doot-- | irurrkn | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>In the book he owned a whole consulting company that wrote the in house software that powered the park, but at the last minute there were bugs... | 171 |
programmerhumor | Gaflonzelschmerno | iruyzxh | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot recommend the book enough, especially to software engineers. Fair warning it is much darker than the movie.<|eor|><|sor|>And the book lawyer is an actual decent guy who everyone still despises<|eor|><|sor|>Because t... | 170 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | iruurii | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey everyone, I'm gonna `git push origin master --force`.
See? Nobody cares.<|eor|><|sor|>Do not use the Force!<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ChuckCarmichael | irv1asa | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Back in the day when one chunky guy was the entire IT department....<|eor|><|sor|>And yet he was still compensated so poorly he stole work product to sell to a competitor.<|eor|><|sor|>"Spared no expense."<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 168 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | irumks5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It's a Uuuuunix system. I know this."
*grabs mouse and moves boxes around on the screen*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | theholybork | yqozdo | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,952 |
programmerhumor | vegtodestiny | ivptqty | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,317 |
programmerhumor | theholybork | ivqehri | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats a good language as well<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,387 |
programmerhumor | BidBux | ivpz3u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Funny thing: I study in a school in Russia and we had to solve a few problems. We were programming in Thonny, which currently has an icon of Ukrainian flag that says "support Ukraine". I'm surprised that the government ... | 685 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ivqi0md | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats a good language as well<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its constructors are just wonderful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | GlowGreen1835 | ivpol0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just slipping in there with all the other logos, what a snake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | MooseBoys | ivqndaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My daughter dressed as a University of Michigan cheerleader for halloween. We dont live in Michigan anymore and she was very confused why everyone thought she was Ukraine-themed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | snackers21 | ivr4tlr | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How did you manage to make a gif lag?<|eor|><|sor|>Believe it or not, also Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | inikul | ivqtcbz | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>How did you manage to make a gif lag?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | rbf85 | ivqd72o | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|sor|>You should check the flag of Sweden while you are at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | Charlie_Yu | ivqguyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Funny thing: I study in a school in Russia and we had to solve a few problems. We were programming in Thonny, which currently has an icon of Ukrainian flag that says "support Ukraine". I'm surprised that the government ... | 238 |
programmerhumor | Abject_Fly_2146 | ivq5rsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Funny thing: I study in a school in Russia and we had to solve a few problems. We were programming in Thonny, which currently has an icon of Ukrainian flag that says "support Ukraine". I'm surprised that the government ... | 188 |
programmerhumor | RolesG | ivpfpi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>And if you chop it in half, you get JavaScript and TypeScript!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | RestlessAmbivert | ivs64qf | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My daughter dressed as a University of Michigan cheerleader for halloween. We dont live in Michigan anymore and she was very confused why everyone thought she was Ukraine-themed.<|eor|><|sor|>*Python cheerleader<|eor|><... | 179 |
programmerhumor | limbtz | ivri5ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats a good language as well<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its constructors are just wonderful<|eor|><|sor|>Their documentations are second to none<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Appoxo | ivqhh3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|sor|>You should check the flag of Sweden while you are at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Supportive by design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | TheEnderChipmunk | ivq5kcc | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Funny thing: I study in a school in Russia and we had to solve a few problems. We were programming in Thonny, which currently has an icon of Ukrainian flag that says "support Ukraine". I'm surprised that the government ... | 132 |
programmerhumor | coltstrgj | ivql65h | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats a good language as well<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its constructors are just wonderful<|eor|><|sor|>Really? I find them to be deeply problematic but maybe that's because of all the alcohol they drink a... | 124 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | ivqsiq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Funny thing: I study in a school in Russia and we had to solve a few problems. We were programming in Thonny, which currently has an icon of Ukrainian flag that says "support Ukraine". I'm surprised that the government ... | 123 |
programmerhumor | BuccellatiExplainsIt | ivqvx49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its a good language too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8dhwi2o2kyy91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IKEA too<|eor|><|sor|>You should check the flag of Sweden while you are at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, I can't believe the entire country of Sweden changed their flags pre-emptively just to support Ukraine<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 117 |
programmerhumor | TrulyChxse | 11vz1ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,914 |
programmerhumor | TengenToppa999 | jcvlxsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I leave. I never wanna see the code again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,941 |
programmerhumor | NotTheOnlyGamer | jcvkff7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the main reason is criminal theft charges.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,967 |
programmerhumor | Kevin_Jim | jcvwoox | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, I tend to like documenting what I do, which people take for "this guy will do it.".
So, my previous employer reached out to me about a process documentation (among other things),... | 5,564 |
programmerhumor | gregorydgraham | jcvr51r | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the main reason is criminal theft charges.<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost certainly useless to you and it opens you up to accusations of theft and unauthorised access. Definitely not worth it... | 4,017 |
programmerhumor | invisibleman4884 | jcvpafj | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A guy tried to walk away my company's ip, and he got caught with a few hours. They seized his electronics to confirm he didn't make further copies. Could have landed him in jail. My bosses deci... | 3,309 |
programmerhumor | iComeInPeices | jcvucff | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I leave. I never wanna see the code again.<|eor|><|sor|>Right, leave my mistakes behind for someone else :-D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,066 |
programmerhumor | VietQVinh | jcwq56r | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, I tend to like documenting what I do, which people take for "this guy will do it.".
So, my previous employer reached out to me about a process documentation (among other things),... | 2,605 |
programmerhumor | qrck | jcw3hw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A guy tried to walk away my company's ip, and he got caught with a few hours. They seized his electronics to confirm he didn't make further copies. Could have landed him in jail. My bosses deci... | 1,729 |
programmerhumor | B841nd34d | jcvmtz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The contract you signed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,532 |
programmerhumor | ItsCalledDayTwa | jcvwyx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I leave. I never wanna see the code again.<|eor|><|sor|>Right, leave my mistakes behind for someone else :-D<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even want to make eye contact with the person who sees it aft... | 1,523 |
programmerhumor | EwgB | jcvwap0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why the hell would I want to look at that pile of garbage ever again? For free no less...
I think the people who aren't actual programmers in this sub think that the actual programmers all work... | 1,479 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jcvm6s8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do you all hate your coworkers or something? Even if you do breaking the law and making a company hate you is never a good strategy for getting a new job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | M2rsho | jcvtv9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the main reason is criminal theft charges.<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost certainly useless to you and it opens you up to accusations of theft and unauthorised access. Definitely not worth it... | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | Kevin_Jim | jcw3h7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, I tend to like documenting what I do, which people take for "this guy will do it.".
So, my previous employer reached out to me about a process documentation (among other things),... | 1,035 |
programmerhumor | 1fatfrog | jcw00lm | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I leave. I never wanna see the code again.<|eor|><|sor|>Right, leave my mistakes behind for someone else :-D<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even want to make eye contact with the person who sees it aft... | 729 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | jcvyhzp | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The contract you signed?<|eor|><|sor|>Even without a contract, intellectual property has many of the same protections as physical property.
You can't leave a machine shop with a bunch of tools ... | 718 |
programmerhumor | cce29555 | jcvu5nd | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the main reason is criminal theft charges.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm behind 7 proxies on a tor node with a throwaway account activated with a Chinese sms they can't catch me hahahahaha oh wait ... | 709 |
programmerhumor | BarklyWooves | jcx8epe | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, I tend to like documenting what I do, which people take for "this guy will do it.".
So, my previous employer reached out to me about a process documentation (among other things),... | 701 |
programmerhumor | jsveiga | jcvqv3f | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question though: If I came up with singular algorithms to solve specific problems, and developed useful libraries we all use, once I switch jobs can't I have the same ideas? I mean, I ca... | 670 |
programmerhumor | MarthaEM | jcw4gfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me one reason I shouldnt take it. Ill wait.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xx8mdto6toa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A guy tried to walk away my company's ip, and he got caught with a few hours. They seized his electronics to confirm he didn't make further copies. Could have landed him in jail. My bosses deci... | 609 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | wdlvla | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,792 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij0akn | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|soopr|>#<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19,502 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij44e8 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`$m = ( ( 1 << $b ) - 1 ) << ( 32 - $b );`<|eor|><|soopr|>tax deductions<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,497 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij7u5x | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>kill -9 $children<|eor|><|soopr|>kills nine random children whenever ran<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,316 |
programmerhumor | sorryidkwhatelsetodo | iiiys47 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,685 |
programmerhumor | hansololz | iij6ux2 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>kill -9 $children<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,206 |
programmerhumor | TastesLikeOwlbear | iij2f15 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`$m = ( ( 1 << $b ) - 1 ) << ( 32 - $b );`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,322 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iijeg9x | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\++++++++++\[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-\]>>>++.>+.+++++++..+++.<<++.>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<|eor|><|soopr|>makes your pc pass a kidney stone<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,911 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iijabo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`:(){ :|:& };:`<|eor|><|soopr|>spices up the rest of the code by giving it emotions<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,418 |
programmerhumor | esumike | iijg09m | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>kill -9 $children<|eor|><|soopr|>kills nine random children whenever ran<|eoopr|><|sor|>Found Anakins account<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,778 |
programmerhumor | Popstar403 | iiizobt | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python:
Import Die ; Die.Die()
(Edit: Didn't expect this to blow up! Thanks for the updates and awards)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,629 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij46kh | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>we do not talk about this one<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,614 |
programmerhumor | Diligent_Choice | iijdhg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\++++++++++\[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-\]>>>++.>+.+++++++..+++.<<++.>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,891 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij6rr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>0 == "0"<|eor|><|soopr|>> 0__0<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,881 |
programmerhumor | sanchez2673 | iij8mx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`:(){ :|:& };:`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,644 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij6f00 | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Record record = new Record().record();<|eor|><|soopr|>creates a new record, obviously<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,626 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | iij7vwm | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|soopr|>#<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, pretty much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,396 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij8pnx | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>while(true){
Sysout("hello world")
}<|eor|><|soopr|>print (hello world) but cooler<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,256 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij8g5i | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|soopr|>#<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, pretty much<|eor|><|soopr|>im ready for c++<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,111 |
programmerhumor | a-slice-of-toast | iij89ur | <|sols|><|sot|>>>>print(Hello, World!)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d48lmbmiq4f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>dread<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,877 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | tpo157 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,778 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | i2ch2ek | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 1,310 |
programmerhumor | inaminute00 | i2cjglv | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh gawd, this reminded me that tomorrow is Monday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | IveGotATinyRick | i2cqo5e | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, during sprint planning: this is going to be an easy task, two points
Also me: *takes the entire sprint to finish that same two point task* <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | awhhh | i2cpm52 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 450 |
programmerhumor | philipquarles | i2cn47h | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I keep telling you people, it's not possible to predict the future with perfect accuracy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Shiro1994 | i2cozgj | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its almost done, I just need 1-2 workdays.
Continuing with meetings the whole day until sprint end.
Why is it not done yet?
Dunno.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | razuten | i2cw979 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AHHHHHHHH DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm in this picture and I don't like it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | Dr4kk0nnys | i2cwrpj | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, during sprint planning: this is going to be an easy task, two points
Also me: *takes the entire sprint to finish that same two point task* <|eor|><|sor|>"How long is it gonna take ?"
"I dunno, two days, maybe ?... | 222 |
programmerhumor | djc6535 | i2d3cl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I keep telling you people, it's not possible to predict the future with perfect accuracy!<|eor|><|sor|>When I was a young gun we had an old grey beard who would respond to estimate requests like this:
How long will ... | 215 |
programmerhumor | billiam632 | i2cqhus | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 202 |
programmerhumor | awhhh | i2croih | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 145 |
programmerhumor | coniferous-1 | i2d2gf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AHHHHHHHH DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS<|eor|><|sor|>Either I can be the bullshit/distraction shield for the junior developers, or my estimates can be accurate. Take your pick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Slaan | i2cxhv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, during sprint planning: this is going to be an easy task, two points
Also me: *takes the entire sprint to finish that same two point task* <|eor|><|sor|>As a Dev turned PO - in my book such things are fine as lon... | 121 |
programmerhumor | IveGotATinyRick | i2cwyww | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, during sprint planning: this is going to be an easy task, two points
Also me: *takes the entire sprint to finish that same two point task* <|eor|><|sor|>"How long is it gonna take ?"
"I dunno, two days, maybe ?... | 121 |
programmerhumor | undatedseapiece | i2citce | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Dotakiin2 | i2cjp1v | <|sols|><|sot|>After every scrum meeting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m63ph6fgiyp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A good cop out strategy is claim it will be done with no distractions in 2 days.... PM can't stop sending status emails on other issues so I always have an out.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this all the time. Essentially, "Ther... | 108 |
programmerhumor | iiCaesium | y9lpe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,690 |
programmerhumor | SlyTrade | it69sd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,731 |
programmerhumor | Teekoo | it6f9af | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,426 |
programmerhumor | georgelinardis | it6bpm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah, better print code and keep printed copies instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,447 |
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