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programmerhumor | Tyro97 | it6dotp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together.
I intervened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,413 |
programmerhumor | Taurmin | it6epjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocat... | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | Canuckinschland | it6hj2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,057 |
programmerhumor | q1a2z3x4s5w6 | it6o7bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,440 |
programmerhumor | kurtms | it6bjhr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | Bigbergice | it6h9e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocat... | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | Maskdask | it6ch11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | ronin668 | it6gvag | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Why are people using project management tools? They're too complicated. Microsoft Excel can do the same kind of things."
\-- 80% of all project managers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 999 |
programmerhumor | apotentiallytempacc | it6fpio | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together.
I intervened.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: an external drive can be used as a Git remote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | every_other_freackle | it6da55 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah, better print code and keep printed copies instead<|eor|><|sor|>Safest option out there! And you can conveniently use a computer vision algorithm to extract it. But wait where do you store the code for the computer v... | 798 |
programmerhumor | Ambitious_Ad8841 | it6bcql | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd ~/dropbox
git init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 786 |
programmerhumor | noratat | it6enf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|sor|>The key... | 690 |
programmerhumor | pizzamonkey00 | it6i4o2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocat... | 480 |
programmerhumor | SirCaesar29 | it6z0g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|sor|>There sort of [is one](h... | 479 |
programmerhumor | JellySword8 | it6wxaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Doom972 | it6bhzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like her fellow student doesn't understand what Git is for. I suppose she didn't bother explaining it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | mehdifarsi | 10jibim | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,676 |
programmerhumor | derek200pp | j5korpf | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,936 |
programmerhumor | decker_42 | j5kv6db | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,520 |
programmerhumor | Complex_Passenger_ | j5ktvvz | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,913 |
programmerhumor | IgnobleArmband80 | j5kkek8 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are
`ls`
or
`pwd `<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,239 |
programmerhumor | supershinythings | j5l7tk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>Well Lucifer, one of the senior ... | 4,328 |
programmerhumor | menides | j5kr3qx | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,381 |
programmerhumor | AaronTheElite007 | j5kyy0o | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | TheMemer____ | j5kn3an | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you just killed every survivor.cancer<|eor|><|sor|>he killed every person with cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,004 |
programmerhumor | Gastkram | j5ledrp | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? ... | 998 |
programmerhumor | 2muchnet42day | j5kuaja | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>\- Enters vi
\- Stays as god forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | RealUlli | j5kr7vp | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>All the production boats out there...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | PeaceIsFutile | j5lgilu | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? ... | 744 |
programmerhumor | xxgetrektxx2 | acxcdn | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,633 |
programmerhumor | HolyAty | edbtthw | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,510 |
programmerhumor | TheTreacherousKnight | edbnwpe | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,236 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | edbvzls | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,879 |
programmerhumor | KayRice | edbps1u | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,998 |
programmerhumor | lapa98 | edbww2d | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,707 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | edbqfqq | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, all the good programmers use a dark theme, not a light theme. Obviously!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | HenryFrenchFries | edbx68y | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post.
For example, all the missing ... | 1,082 |
programmerhumor | OPLeonidas_bitchtits | edbrf5a | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | KayRice | edbqxsq | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*Raises hand*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | vavavoomvoom9 | edbvzjh | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | actharsis | edbvi9j | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>whats CS<|eor|><|sor|>Counter strike<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | edbya8p | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with comput... | 561 |
programmerhumor | TheTreacherousKnight | edbtpqx | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|sor|>I'm an alumni of the free Academy of Code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | xxgetrektxx2 | edbxobm | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post.
For example, all the missing ... | 480 |
programmerhumor | CrypticGuru | edby696 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually fun to come this sub as a professional developer. Nostalgia from my early days, I get all the jokes, and I get to smile at everyone else's posts and comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | lapa98 | edbyejx | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with comput... | 369 |
programmerhumor | PirateNinjasReddit | edbyf4o | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|sor|>Sssshhh don't let on our secrets!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | edbuw43 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | agentnola | edc3d36 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>By remembering the semicolons? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | Ill_Earth8585 | ud3vhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,524 |
programmerhumor | xcski_paul | i6eexnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and ... | 9,066 |
programmerhumor | Ill_Earth8585 | i6ef8k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and ... | 5,261 |
programmerhumor | Reasonable_Bug6448 | i6efu6d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|... | 4,922 |
programmerhumor | mibhd4 | i6ei8f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,351 |
programmerhumor | ElectricalRestNut | i6eoguw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 3,484 |
programmerhumor | Ancient-Research-771 | i6ehcu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|... | 2,239 |
programmerhumor | chernobyl_nightclub | i6ewayd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL... | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | ftedwin | i6emjyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and ... | 2,049 |
programmerhumor | Dubabear | i6el1ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs.
we are safe for generations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | LeSaR_ | i6fj2bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|sor|>"lets invent a thing inventor" said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor<|e... | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | spartancolo | i6epmp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,697 |
programmerhumor | Myth0logic | i6en5vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and ... | 1,574 |
programmerhumor | uFFxDa | i6f0m7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|sor|>Program yourself out of doing work, not out of a job... | 1,554 |
programmerhumor | retief1 | i6ep7ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs.
we are safe for generations<|eor|><|sor|>If you can write a spec with sufficient detail to let a computer... | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | Key-Cucumber-1919 | i6eijuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|... | 1,131 |
programmerhumor | ftedwin | i6enmdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and ... | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | hingbongdingdong | i6epnsz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>There has been an explosion in low code applications that have come out, the idea being that developers have finally hit a point where they're building the tools that will ... | 1,035 |
programmerhumor | memester230 | i6eqva8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Automate your job but don't tell anyone.
Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | i6f0aee | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL... | 938 |
programmerhumor | XinoVan | xpa3hl | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,451 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | iq2wwae | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,366 |
programmerhumor | LeoXCV | iq32gp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,117 |
programmerhumor | the-real-vuk | iq2xmml | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,683 |
programmerhumor | defcon_penguin | iq2uv2f | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,627 |
programmerhumor | lord_frost_ | iq2x30g | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,559 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | iq2y53k | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,476 |
programmerhumor | Ashankura | iq36eha | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize th... | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | Kev_Cav | iq2zc3l | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|sor|>I swear sometimes I have something on the back burner in my head for days on end. It's like those weird traditional soup reci... | 1,183 |
programmerhumor | Frag0r | iq2yw5h | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious... | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | Jimothy_Egg | iq2z8oj | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | iq31wsz | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious... | 841 |
programmerhumor | qqqrrrs_ | iq2wxfd | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to stare with the right mindset, otherwise it won't work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | vinod-jaiswal | iq2xbnu | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stare the code till it feels insecure and starts working.![gif... | 780 |
programmerhumor | diewhitegirls | iq3ckug | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize th... | 717 |
programmerhumor | Athox | iq2z0dm | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|sor|>When I didn't use any frameworks or libraries I used to do that (no... | 709 |
programmerhumor | jasper_grunion | iq2z030 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We get paid because most people cant be bothered to ask how all of this tech works. They just consume everything that comes from their magical devices. We arent geniuses but we have taken the time to question how t... | 702 |
programmerhumor | AlisaTornado | iq3cnwk | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|sor|>My last year of university I did an advanced algorithms class, and this is basically how our assignments w... | 657 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | iq31r4z | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, sometimes finding Waldo creates six new Waldos that are... | 646 |
programmerhumor | SkarmacAttack | iq367j8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious... | 559 |
programmerhumor | Rachid90 | 122b7ua | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,310 |
programmerhumor | kimilil | jdpwl30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,375 |
programmerhumor | Bot1K | jdq33tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing t... | 3,317 |
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