In this task, you are given a sentence in the Romanian language. Your job is to translate the Romanian sentence into the English language.
Q: „Totul este o distorsionare”, a spus cu o pasivă agresivitate Brent Newbury, președintele Asociației de Voluntari Patrula Județului Rockland.
A:
The whole thing is a travesty, fumed Brent Newbury, president of the Rockland County Patrolmen's Benevolent Association.