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Titolo: For Nutellomane... part two...

From that moment, the life of God was very very squallid, very very
scocciant, very very noious. Infact God is onnipotent, He knows
everything,
very very tutt, percio' He don't si puo' veder one football partit
because
gia' knows the risultat: He don't si puo' legger one yellow book
because
gia' know the assasin, don't puo' play to the lotto, tombol, lottery
of
Capodann, because He gia' lo knows who vinces and who perds (di solit
God
vinces at lotto, infact He is soprannominated "Padre Terno"), He knows
gia'
everything, tutte cose.
The unic thing that God don't sapeva, was what cazz di end aveva fatt
the
Nutell and, under under, sotto sotto, after one sacc of time that he
don't
have nothing notiz about the Nutell, God was very curious, ma very
very
curious, because God is formed dalla Santissima Trinity, percio' God
has the
curiosity of the Father, the curiosity of the figl, and the curiosity
of the
Spirit Sant: 'na cifra di curiosity...
God was pensing to qualcos per rintracciar the Nutell and so decided
to
mandar 'ncopp the Terr one part of the Santissim Trinity: so chiamed
the
Spirity Sant that is the most sfigat of the Trinity, (that quand God
want
the cigarettes or want the giornal, He sempr calls the Spirit Sant
that in
deep in deep, in fondo in fondo, is the apprendist of the Trinity, the
shop-boy, the ragazz of botteg) and God dissed to the Colomb: "Now you
go
'ncopp the Terr and cerc 'nu poco this cazz of Nutell that da secols
and
secols I don't have notiz".
The Colomb se ne voled from the Paradise vers the Terr. "Good Viagg!"
dissed
God watching the colomb flying...
The Colomb was avvicinanding to the Terr.
"Good Fortun!" dissed God watching the Colomb avvicinanding...
The Colomb entered in the atmosphere of the Terr. "In bocc al wolf!"
dissed
God watching the Colomb in the atmosphere.
The Colomb was ormai in the ciel of the Terr.
"In cool at the balen! dissed God watching the Colomb in the ciel of
the
Terr.
PAM!! One cacciator of Frosinone accirrette the Colomb with 'na scaric
of
pallettons.
"Azz!" esclaimed God.
"Pork Mignott!" esclaimed the Colomb, "God, ma nothing nothing do you
portass nu' poco sfiga?" And murretted into the Frosinon Forrest.
At this point God facing the vague, ma very very vague, ma very very
very
vague, vague 'na cifra, fischietting and canticching si avvicined a
Jesus
and gli dissed: "Jesus, my predilett figl!...".
"Te credo" risposed Jesus "I am the unic figl...".
"Don't scherzar everytime, Jesus!" dissed God, "I'm parling seriament:
if
you go 'ncopp the Terr, I'll give to you 'na bella cosa: the Nutell!"
"With the cazz!" disse Jesus "I aggio visted the end che ha fatt the
Spirit
Sant, I don't want to be accised by a fetient cacciator of Frosinon!"
"But
don't ti preoccupar! Don't succed nothing, and if you want star very
sicur,
ma very very sicur, ma very very very sicur, sicur 'na cifra, I give
to you
three (3) miracols, so you can go tranquill, very very tranquill
'ncopp the
Terr".
"Ue' Daddy" dissed Jesus "I don't want go to 'ncopp the Terr!! But
comunq,
proprio perche' sei you, I will go 'ncopp the Terr se you..."
"Se io...?" "Se you accatt to me the motorin!" "The motorin is
pericolous!
L'altra volt t'aggio visted 'ncopp the Vesp of the figl of Mose'
sgomming
and impenning su 'na ruota only!" "And I don't go 'ncopp the Terr!"
dissed
Jesus.
"What a cacacazz of figl che teng! And it goes good! Va buo'!: now I
give to
you tre miracles and when you return, I'll give the motorin. But you
trov
the Nutell!" So Jesus nacqued in ne grott al cold e al gel.
Will riesce Jesus a compier the mission to salv the humanity from the
tentation of the Nutell?
Che a him don't gliene puo' fregar of meno, but he want the motorin,
with
the parabrezz, the baulett and the adesiv of his face, with the scritt
"Volto Santo of Jesus Christ protegg me"?
We will know everything to the proxim puntat of the "Good 'na cifra
Tales".
Amen.
RoDante da Fano

GOOD 'NA CIFRA 2
A quando la parte terza?
Un saluto.
Cicero®

Voglio la terza parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)
T'Ryla