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Titolo: For Nutelloman... part 3

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GOOD 'NA CIFRA 3
PALESTINA JESUS & THE PREDATORS OF THE NUTELLA PERDUTA
Riassunt of the precedent puntats: dopo aver cacced from the Paradise
Adam,
eva and the Nutell, a God gli venn the sfitz di ritrovar the Nutell in
the
mond, so He manded Jesus 'ncopp the Terr. But siccom Jesus don't
voleva
andar, God promised to him tre miracles (in case of necessity, don't
si sa
never) and soprattutt, se Jesus ritornava with the Nutell in the
Paradise,
God for premium, gli accattava the motorin. So Jesus nacqued in one
grott al
cold and al gel.
After qualck ann, when he was more grandicell, he troved finalment the
Nutell. And pure Jesus vided that the Nutell was good, ma very very
good, m
good 'na cifra, solament that Je sus aveva the Mamm, the Madonn, that
always
nasconded the barattolos of the Nutell in the most incredible post,
under
the mangiatoy, in the cofanett of the mirra, in the attrezz of San
Joseph...
But we sappiam that Jesus avev the Nutell because of the miracles, the
tre
miracles that he feced:
- Miracle number one: The resurrezion of Lazzaroni, one fabbricant of
biscott that, for riconoscenz, regaled a Jesus le sue actions of the
Nutell
SpA so Jesus divenned the principal azionist of the Nutell.
- Miracle number two: The Nozze di Cana, dove Jesus, alla fine of the
pranz,
trasformed il dessert in Nutell, con big godiment of tutt the invitats
and
the tutt the imbucats (that, at the matrimon, don't mancano never).
- Miracle number three: The Moltiplication of the Pan and the Nutell,
in cui
Jesus, per incrementar the affairs, con one rossett and one little
vaschett
of Nutell sfamed nu sacc of little boys, the ragazzins, the pischells,
the
guagliunciells, because Jesus is very very furb, furb 'na cifra, and
he
knows that se one boy assagg the Nutell, after per tutt the life the
ragazzin will cake the cazz days and night in the recchies of the mamm
to
comprar the Nutell.
But one giorn very very trist, Jesus decided to offrir one cena for
the
discepols. The discepols eran like the Consigl of Amministration of
the
Nutell SpA.
During tutt the cena they were parling and chiackiering of the more
and the
less (del piu' e del meno) but a un cert point, Jesus presed the pan,
lo
spezzed, lo dieded ai discepols and disses: "Uaglio' let's prnd the
Nutell
that i mi want to far 'na panz tant!" But purtropp, cerc di qua, cerc
di
la', they don't trovaron the Nutell and aveva scambiated la secret
formula
per trnata denars, one abbona ment in lateral tribune of the Naples
Football
Club and five filmins of Moana Pozzi, giving the formula to one
fariseo,
Mister Ferrero. And fu cosi' che Ferrero divvened ricc and famous; and
fu
cosi' that Jesus s'incazzed very much, ma very very much, much 'na
cifra,
bestemming the mamm, the babb, and tutt the saints amici suoi, but
ormai
don't c'era piu' nothing da far; and fu cosi' che God, per dispett,
invented
seduta stant the "Peccat of Glosity"; and fu cosi' che Jesus is l'unic
in
tutt the Paradise that is still andand a pieds, senz the motorin...
Amen.
Good divertiment!!

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strano che le ragazze di ihc non abbiano ancora protestato per reclamare
una nutellowoman....
ciao, pietro

 ciao, pietro
Paolo