Newsgroup: it.hobby.motociclismo
Titolo: a volte mi prende così...

IN THE BEGINNING
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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
%Let there be light!
#Enter user id.
%God
#Enter password.
%Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Technocrat
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create light
#Done
%Run heaven and earth
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create firmament
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the
dry land appear and....
#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
%Create dry_land
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
#Unspecified type. Try again.
%Create sun_moon_stars
#Done
%Run sun_moon_stars
#And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
%Create fish #Done
%Create fowl #Done
%Run fish, fowl
#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
%Create cattle
%Create creepy_things
#Done
%Now let us make man in our image
#Unspecified type. Try again.
%Create man
#Done
%Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
#Too many command operands. Try again.
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
%Insert breath
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 5 errors.
%Move man to Garden of Eden
#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
%Create Garden.edn
#Done
%Move man to Garden.edn
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
%Copy woman from man
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 3 errors.
%Insert woman into man
#Illegal parameters. Try again.
%Insert man into woman
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
%Create desire
#Done
%Run multiplication
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Create freewill
#Done
%Run freewill
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Undo desire
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
%Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Help
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Create tree_of_knowledge
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Create good, evil
#Done
%Activate evil
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
#1 errors.
%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
#Search failed.
%Delete shame
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
%Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Stop
#Unrecognizable command. Try again
%Break
%Break
%Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
%Create new world
#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
before new ones can be created.
%Destroy earth
#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
%Destroy earth confirmed
#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT
6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.
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          Sandro & Duca 888 Sp4 "BARNSTORMER" ICQ 6891270 Roma
                      Presidente del club PPCSP
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#Andiamo in moto - dissi scavalcando la sella - se succede qualcosa di buono
     per festeggiare,  se succede qualcosa di cattivo per dimenticare 
            se non succede niente...per far succedere qualcosa #

;-)))
il solito redde......
Sam
Il Natale quando arriva arriva
ps... mmm.... mi sa... che ci si becca a roma........ x pasqua....
userņ il tuo tel ;))

IN THE BEGINNING
Mi dici il nome, il luogo, l'ora dove incontri il tuo pusher! :-))
Carino! :-) non tu :-), il log !
Buona Strada e V++
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Il Manga con BlackEr5
Limito (MI)
Togliere il LUCCHETTO per rispondermi
A mme mi piace 'o blues e tutt'e juorn aggia' canta' .........
sfumando ad libitum

 Mi dici il nome, il luogo, l'ora dove incontri il tuo pusher!
veramente non fumo.. comunque miglioro dopo alcune guinness..
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> veramente non fumo.. comunque miglioro dopo alcune guinness..
Ah! la Guinness...... ehhhhhhh!! (sospirone)
Sam
Dica dica....

veramente non fumo.. comunque miglioro dopo alcune guinness..
Questo si che e' parlare!! :-)
Salute e Saluti!
Buona strada e V++
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IN THE BEGINNING...e cut ciò che ne consegue....
a Red cambia spacciatore che questo te manna ar manicomio!!
te lo presento io uno buono.....a già solo guinness, niente
stupefacenti.....ma ce dev essere qualcosa...che siano le
bollicine.....o le camerierine a fatte usci' de capoccia!!!       ;-pp
ciao 
Rico

Davvero molto inquietante... mi ricorda un racconto di Asimov: "L'ultima
domanda".
Ancora + inquietante... peccato che sono le 23.55 altrimenti mi sarei fatto
un giro in moto per evitare di pensarci...
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 IN THE BEGINNING
A volte ti prendi qualche etto di roba strana... :-DDD
A risentirci
T/F

 IN THE BEGINNING
Grande.
Ciao
GFB
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