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Titolo: Cappucciet Red

Nothing of what (niente di che)... but only to make 2 risat'
CAPPUCCIETT RED
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but
warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And
in boc at the lup!". 
Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with
the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered
the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?". 
"To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it is full of a sacc of
chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she
dissed. 
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)"
dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed:
"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the lup
went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house. Cappucciett Red, who
was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he
indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When
Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when
the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,but the lup,
ricord!) dissed: 
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my
cavigl doing aerobics!"."Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett 
(she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?). 
Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some
collir?". 
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed the
nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what
big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". 
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better". And Cappucciett (that
I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you
have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe
an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?)
dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the poor little
red girl. But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident!
A lup! 
Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion for
the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that
he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz
and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the
pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still
rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc
and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red...
beh!,let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and
content (maybe not the lup!)
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Andiamo in moto-dissi scavalcando la sella-se succede qualcosa di buono
     per festeggiare, se succede qualcosa di cattivo per dimenticare 
           se non succede niente...per far succedere qualcosa

  luppolo ....
Io, fossi in te, limiterei l'uso, anzi l'abuso, di tal sostanza.
Cmq... ROTFLissimo

 One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn
but
..me sa che ci vai un po' troppo spesso in quel pub vicino a monecitorio
(non mi viene più il nome.) !!
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 (non mi viene più il nome.) !!
Orpo.. e mica vado in veneto?                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
quer pubbe è il trinity college
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[snip]
non per dire ma questa l'ha scritta uno studente della stessa scuola in cui
vado io :D
ciao
Tractor


oramai non ci va piu', adesso il suo preferito e' l'abbey, a via del
governo vecchio. anche a me piace di piu', almeno ti fanno lo sconto
se stai col roscio.
Ciao
Mototopo