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Titolo: (OT)Per chi conosce bene l'inglese...LOL

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Story of Cappuccett Red
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One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to
the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc
at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went
away, da sol,  with  the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula  piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc
of chocolate and biscots and panettons and  more and mirtills", she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a fondel that had)
dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.  And so the lup
dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for  her
sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after
saluting the nonn, magned  her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night beret and fikked himself in the let. When
Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when
the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the  lup,
ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've storted my cavigl doing aerobics!".  "Oh, poor
nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But... what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some
collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little
girl", dissed the  nonn-lup. Then Cappuccett, who was more dur than a block
of marm: "But what big oreks  you have! Do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what
big dents you have!". And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you
better!".
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of
frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
solds". And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted
a terr  many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till
that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then squarced  his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
honestly a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And
so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
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Sii orgoglioso di come sei, non perdere mai la capacità di ridere di te
stesso o paura di tentare imprese più grosse di te...
è questo il gusto della vita!
Checcentra? E' il cupolino che e' alto. Mi si impigliano le palle. ( cit.
Alfredmann )

> And the nonn-lup
Qui sono letteralmente morto ! :-D
Bella. 

 everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
And the ultimo chiud the port...
:D
(ma che so', le favole di Totti..?) ;)
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 Era meglio quello di Dio e la Nutella.
Nutella nutellae? :))))
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Che d'è? dove la scarico?
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*Gelo rigentem quidam, anguem in sinu fovit*

 Che d'č? dove la scarico?
Un libello scritto in latinorum, uscita almeno 12/15 anni fa... non ho 
idea se si trova anche in rete.. :\\\
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Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma 'na cifra of many years ago, at the 
beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who was disoccupated, had 
a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell. And God saw that the Nutell 
was good, very good, very very good, good 'na cifra.
The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million of barattols of Nutell 
sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that strills if you sbaff too 
much Nutell...
And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run,the cors in the 
cabinet,and some Nutell's derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the 
cellulit and ceter, and ceter.
After di which (dopodiché) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the paradise and 
he diss to Adamo and Eva:
Now you have all the Paradise,
you can do everything, very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to drink, 
to kiss, to scop, nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing concors of 
impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols, process of 
Monday,appell of Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter, and ceter. You 
have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all the Paradise is yours: 
air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, moquette,parquett, tresset, bidet, 
omelette, eccet, eccet...
There's just one thing, remember: in tutt the Paradise just one thing 
absolutely prohibited.
Come, come to me in the giardin dissed God: this is "the Nocciol , the alber 
of the Nutell. Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because I like 
the Nutell very much, very very much, much 'na cifra and I want all the 
Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me."
During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva stetter very happy.
Adamo said: "What a cool!" ("Cool" is not in Italian "freddo", no, What a 
cool means "Che cul"). "All the Paradise is nostr!"
And everyday, ognigiorn, they discovered something new.A lot of scoperts, 
many scoperts,many many scoperts, 'na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert 
of the hot water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day the 
cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.
But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist 'na cifra, Adamo and 
Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion.
And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the 
scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant.
"Eva!" said Adamo Don't you think that qualcos is mancant here, proprio 
here, 'ncopp this fett?
"Second me" Eva risposed "'ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and 
marmelade."
"No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself.
I want 'ncopp this fett something very particular, very very particular, 
particular 'na cifra.
"What do you think about the Nutell?"
"No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that's vietat!"
"Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation, don't succed nothing!"
And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he pres a 
small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett and assagged the 
Nutell. Adamo and Eva don't ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the 
tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice said:
"Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I'm God, not Fantagod! 
Adamo, Eva, come here! I'm very incazz with you, very very incazz, incazz 
'na cifra! How did you permit to tocc the Nutell?
"Didn't you remember that it was prohibited?"
"Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited!"
Oh, sorry, God, I'm very very sorry, sorry 'na cifra, God, I really really 
was completelyscordat..."
"Don't do that fint tont, Adamo, I'm God, I can see everything, very tutt, 
and I know that you and the woman have deliberatament assaggiated the 
Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for your peccat. But 
siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have two scelts:
"Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the 
secols, amen!"
"Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It's a thing very tragic, very very tragic, 
tragic 'na cifra!"
"Aspett!" said God "Don't be frettolous woman...
"Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let's prend, prend, 
but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise.
You will have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the 
terr, you'll have mal of schien and, like this don't bastass, everytime you 
will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of 
the cacarel will be cadent on you."
"Alé!" esclaimed Adamo "Thank you God, thank you, we don't interess the 
cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the Nutell!
"Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!" And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original 
peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and on the 
discendents of the discendents.
Infact, tutt'ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the ragazz that per 
aver one fett of pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they stay in a 
tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It's meglio faticar and soffrir with 
the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell.
Spaghetti, per servirVi :-D 

 Once upon a time, many, many, many,  
Dengghiù. 
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 Dengghiů.
iu are uelcom 

 so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
Ma ROTFL!
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Non c'è cattivo più cattivo di un buono quando diventa cattivo (Bud Spencer)

 iu are uelcom 
 
No, ai em Billo.
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 beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
ROTFL!!!
Sempre spettacolare!!!
Devo assolutamente scoprire dove ho imboscato i librettini originali!!
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