Newsgroup: it.cultura.single
Titolo: QUEI POST NON SONO MIEI

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Quei post teste' apparsi su ICS  non sono di PP, o meglio sono di PP, ma
postati a suo tempo, e ora prelevati da Dejanrws, e spedite via Mailgate.
Che fosse "Sperma di Porco ?
Vallo a sapere....
Succede tutte le volte che cambio ng...
ma lo sto raccontando solo a San Prospero
Ma come mi piaceeeee, ma come mi piaceeeeeeeeeeeee sta cosa, troppone assai.
Prospero Pirotti

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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are
pathetic?  You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet
you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
despise
everything about you.  You are a bloody nardless newbie twit
protohominid
chromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic
pond
scum. and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world.  An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very
thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You
are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the
dregs of
this earth.  And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating
one.
Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight.  The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit.  Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame
of your ignoble blood.  May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus.  Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?  What fantasy do
you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have
more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a
circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper.
You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source
of
all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.  I mean rock-hard
stupid.  Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.  Stupid so stupid that it goes
way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid.  You are trans-stupid stupid.  Meta-stupid.  Stupid collapsed
on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Stupid gotten
so dense that no intellect can escape.  Singularity stupid.  Blazing
hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.  You emit more stupid in one second
than our entire galaxy emits in a year.  Quasar stupid.  Your writing
has to be a troll.  Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid.  Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.  I'm sorry.  I
can't go on.  This is an epiphany of stupid for me.  After this, you
may not hear from me again for a while.  I don't have enough strength
left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.  Duh.
the only thing worse than your logic is your manners.  I have snipped
away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your post.  It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space.  I wish you the best of luck
in
the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demandon you.
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                      STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
                          (c) copyright 1999 by
                              someone else.(check all boxes that
apply)Dear:
 [ ] Clueless Newbie   [ ] Lamer         [ ] Flamer
 [ ] Loser             [ ] Spammer       [ ] Troller
 [ ] "Me too" er       [ ] Pervert       [ ] Geek
 [ ] Freak             [ ] Nerd          [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Racist            [ ] Fed           [ ] Freak                  
 [ ] Fundamentalist    [ ] Satanist      [ ] Homeopath
 [ ] Unbearably self-righteous personI took exception to your recent:
 [ ] Email   [ ] Post to ____________________.
                               (newsgroup)It was (check all that
apply):
 [ ] Lame           [ ] Stupid         [ ] Abusive
 [ ] Clueless       [ ] Idiotic        [ ] Brain-damaged
 [ ] Imbecilic      [ ] Arrogant       [ ] Malevolent
 [ ] Contemptible   [ ] Libelous       [ ] Ignorant
 [ ] Clueless       [ ] Stupid         [ ] Fundamentalist
 [ ] Boring         [ ] Dim            [ ] Cowardly
 [ ] Deceitful      [ ] Demented       [ ] Self-righteous
 [ ] Crazy          [ ] Weird          [ ] Hypocritical
 [ ] Loathsome      [ ] Satanic        [ ] Despicable
 [ ] Belligerent    [ ] Mind-numbing   [ ] Maladroit
 [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
capable.
 Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
 [ ] You posted what should have been emailed
 [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
 [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
 [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
 [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
 [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
 [ ] You don't know which group to post in
 [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
 [ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] You quoted an entire post in
your reply
 [ ] Your signature is over 4 lines, the net standard.
 [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
 [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
 [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted low-IQ
flamebait
 [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense
 [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
 [ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this
clueless.
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal 
 [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making
it hard to read.
 [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
 [ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own
a TRS-80
 [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
 [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
 [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
 [ ] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
It is recommended that you: [ ] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away
 [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again
 [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week 
 [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
 [ ] stop sending Email and get a life
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Have your medication adjusted
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in [ ] get a gun and shoot
yourself
 [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
 [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] consume excrement
 [ ] consume excrement and thus expire [ ] Post your tests to
alt.test/misc.test
 [ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
 [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
 [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] plonk
 [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ ] Most of the above
 [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the
above
 [X] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this
form.
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form"----------------------------P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
I Hope This Helps... 
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apply)Dear:
Scusate ma... ROTFL!!!
Pierfrancesco keep message
Jumping on it.test...

Caro/a lustfemale...
spero tu abbia usato byte riciclati... sarebbe stato uno spreco madornale
altrimenti!!!
Davide