Newsgroup: it.cultura.single
Titolo: La Creazione

E Dio disse: "Pkunzip Universo.zip".
Ciao :-)
Luana
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(Solaris)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/6961
UIN #17403231

E Dio disse: "Pkunzip Universo.zip".
PKUNZIP.EXE ha causato l'errore #c0000005 in EXTRACT.DLL nell'indirizzo
0177:bfb52122
Ultimo comando:
(00000820, 0201, 00000001, 00630057)
Programma:
DIO:\DivinExtractor\DivinZip\Pkunzip.exe
(01/01/01 10:32 - 1784320)
Registri:
EAX=00000000 CS=0177
EIP=bfb52122 EFLGS=00010246
EBX=00000000 SS=017f
ESP=007edc24 EBP=007ede68
ECX=7b22bdc0 DS=017f
ESI=00000000 FS=129f
EDX=007edef8 ES=017f
EDI=00000000 GS=0000
Byte in CS:EIP:
8a 08 84 c9 74 11 80 f9 20 74 ec 80 f9 2e 74 e3
Immagine dello stack:
00000000 7fcf2701 00000000 7fcfd414 00000000 7b22e2f2 005c6724 005a3f00
00000001 0b0c000d 000d0b0c 00000001 00a47e08 00000000 c0320006 00a47e08
Il programma, verra' terminato, vuoi estrarre, comunque, Universo.zip?
DIO: Si
Da qui', il Big-Bang, causato da Microsoft Windows AC
Baol

E Dio disse: "Pkunzip Universo.zip".
E brava Luana, mi piace questa!

Baol
Le domande nascono spontanee
 .... da chi l'ha comprato il Computer Dio ????
Ha preso un  Pentium ????
All'epoca l'AMD  c'era già ???
Come si chiamava il rivenditore ??? Maometto ... Buddha ???
Gli ha tirato nà sola ????
Gli hanno detto che esisteva anche UNIX ...o al limite LINUX ???
mah ...
mistero !!!!
Salutoni da un Cthulhu che ...
usa Linux per le cose serie ... e  Findus 98 per i casini  !!!

E Dio disse: "Pkunzip Universo.zip".
  L'ho inventata circa 4 anni fa, solo che l'originale era "Big Bang.
E Dio digito': pkunzip universo".
  Ciao :-)
  Massimo
  Nell'indirizzo, sostituire lana con seta
  In the address, replace lana with seta

...


Luana
Ciao a tutti/e.
Anche se sono costantemente in crisi di tempo per postare qualcosa di
decente, vi leggo sempre.
Allora, stavolta vi mando una cosina carina sul tema.
Ciao
Bruno
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IN THE BEGINNING
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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
%Let there be light!
#Enter user id.
%God
#Enter password.
%Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Technocrat
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create light
#Done
%Run heaven and earth
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create firmament
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
and let the dry land appear and....
#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
%Create dry_land
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
#Unspecified type. Try again.
%Create sun_moon_stars
#Done
%Run sun_moon_stars
#And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
%Create fish
#Done
%Create fowl
#Done
%Run fish, fowl
#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0
errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
%Create cattle
%Create creepy_things
#Done
%Now let us make man in our image
#Unspecified type. Try again.
%Create man
#Done
%Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of
the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
#Too many command operands. Try again.
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
%Insert breath
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 5 errors.
%Move man to Garden of Eden
#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
%Create Garden.edn
#Done
%Move man to Garden.edn
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
%Copy woman from man
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 3 errors.
%Insert woman into man
#Illegal parameters. Try again.
%Insert man into woman
#Done
%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
%Create desire
#Done
%Run multiplication
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Create freewill
#Done
%Run freewill
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Undo desire
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
%Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Help
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Create tree_of_knowledge
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%Create good, evil
#Done
%Activate evil
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
#1 errors.
%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
#Search failed.
%Delete shame
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
%Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%Stop
#Unrecognizable command. Try again
%Break
%Break
%Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN
FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE
LOG OFF.
%Create new world
#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy
old files before new ones can be created.
%Destroy earth
#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
%Destroy earth confirmed
#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY,
MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

Bruno
Carina??? e la chiami carina???
E' FANTASTICA !!!!!
:-))))
Ciao omonimo.
BR1 (Bruno anch'io)