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Titolo: -attn- ISH, Nessuno e Peo

ecco l'informazione che cercavate...
Getting into the porn industry is very very difficult if you are a man. 
You must be able to get it up, keep it up, and then cum within 2 or 3 
minutes of being asked. That is a given. You have to be at least 7 
inches and very thick, preferably over eight. You have to be in some 
kind of physical shape, and you have to have stamina. You have to be 
willing to work with any girl in any situation, and be prepared for 
stop-start sex.
Sending pictures will get you nowhere. You have to actually GO to the 
studios and introduce yourself and then they will take naked polaroids 
of you and get back to you. But even then, your chances are minimal.
There is always a market for porn actors, regardless of your background 
and personal requirements, but at the same time you have to have (a) 
talent, (b) luck, and (c) you must be in a good location. New York, 
Miami, San Fran, London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Hamburg, Prague, 
Budapest, Montreal, Toronto, Vegas, even Minneapolis all have decent 
porn-producing studios, but 95% of the top adult movies in the world 
today are produced in Porn Valley. That is the San Fernando Valley in 
NorthWest Los Angeles, California. If you don't live in or near that 
valley, your chances are automatically significantly smaller.
Once you're in the Valley, go to VCA Platinum, Elegant Angel, Metro or 
Wicked (in Chatsworth), Vivid (in Van Nuys) or Sin City (in Canoga 
Park). But as I said, your chances of getting hired as part of a 
walk-in are extremely low.
If you're looking for low-budget internet porn jobs, they are out 
there, and searching on yahoo and google and excite can be productive. 
Instead of looking for advertised jobs, look for actual sites which 
offer the kinds of porn you'd like to be involved in and think you have 
a chance of being involved in). Then, make sure the porn is made by and 
for the website itself, then contact the webmasters and owners of the 
site and try and strike up a negotiation for an appearance in a movie 
for them. Of course, you need to have your photographs and details 
online.
Now assuming you go to the Valley, or somewhere similar, the best 
advice is always to find a stunning girl who wants to be a pornstar, 
and go to a studio with her. The girl should specify that she wants to 
work with you and the - ouila - you have a job. They'll always hire a 
hot girl, and if she's only willing to work with you, you just received 
a free ticket into porn superstardom.
If you're looking to do gay porn, the girl is unneccessary and it will 
be ten times easier for you to get a job. Gay porn stars are always 
needed and if you're willing to do that, unless you're completely 
unattractive to most men, you will get work in LA.
The old/young/kinky/hardcore thing is vital, especially if you are not 
bringing a new female into the industry, as they call it. You have to 
be willing to do ANYTHING and they will often start you off on 
something gross. Naturally, you'll have to perform very well in your 
first few movies particularly, and then you'll also have to work for 
small amounts until you're well known.
If you're thinking of mainstream acting or what not, you almost 
certainly will be exposed by the paparazzi. Once you do porn, your 
ENTERTAINMENT career is permanently red-flagged. Just come up with an 
alias and make it clear that your identity is to be kept a secret. Many 
pornstars do that.
If you're looking to get into gay porn in particular, it's simple. Move 
to LA. Go to the gay porn studios (they're in the book, they're all 
over the place), and walk right in and audition. They'll know within 
five minutes if you're what they're looking for and they're ALWAYS 
hiring.
Agents and agencies are sometimes OK but usually not, be very careful. 
The best thing to do is to write to a few male porn stars and ask them 
how they got involved, and how to get involved, agency/agent/studio 
wise. They'll tell you. It will probably even be in their online bios.
If you have a girl with you, and she's hot, and she wants to do porn 
with you, I suggest you go to JIM SOUTH at World Modelling on Van Nuys 
Boulevard in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California. He's in the phone 
book.
Anyway... bottom line is... if you like the sun, go to Los Angeles. If 
you don't, go to Germany, the Czech Republic or Hungary. Because you're 
not going to find work anywhere else unless a miracle happens.
Good luck and I hope to see you slamming your cock into Amber Michaels' 
ass in the near future.
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 "Ehi, questo scrigno mi ha morso!"
ahahhahahaah questa è da schianarsi. ahahahhaahahah ma come fai oh ?
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 ahahhahahaah questa è da schianarsi. ahahahhaahahah ma come fai oh ?
ho una scimmia che pesta tasti a caso. Ogni tanto esce fuori qualcosa 
di divertente.
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"Gorth, tu sei il più affidabile e sarai il nostro punto chiave. Adesso 
tu andrai... Gorth? Gorth, dove sei?"

 di divertente.
passa all'amico picchio di homer
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 passa all'amico picchio di homer
l'ho buttato, mi ero rotto di post del tipo 
"ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
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"Beh, spero che nessuno di voi si aspetti che io rimandi quel coso 
nell'Abisso da cui l'ho richiamato!"

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marò è uscita quella dell'abisso!!! dovrò prendermi una settimana di ferie
per riderci su
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 cur
fiuuu.... meno male che non leggo l'inglese,
sicuramente mi sono evitato un sacco di stronzate.
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 [ ISH ]