Newsgroup: it.discussioni.auto
Titolo: [ROTFL] esteromaniac attak

Questo post č molto esteromane. non solo perchč si parla di auto estere
(Jaguar degli anni 70-80, ed ho detto tutto...) ma anche perchč č in
inglese.
Ve lo lascio in lingua originale, per chi capisce il dialetto :-)
Vi ricordo che Lucas era chiamata "The nkight of the darkness" per evidenti
motivi...
Il post originario č quotato piů in basso
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          It's all a matter of where you are coming from Chris I owned
a series of Fiat & Lancias & they were designed by double
jointed gynacologists & demented metallurgists nothing was
easy to remove or adjust & all electrical connections made
use of the most corrosion succeptable metals known to man &
just to make sure they made the mating connectors out of
thinly plated steel & brass that stress cracked so if it did
not corrode it just fell off (or both) After Italian cars &
Marelli electrics Jaguars & Joe Lucas are the Holy Grail!
--
The original message included these comments:
It has become clear to me through this and many other
climate control related issues those designing the
electirical system for this car were not concerned with the
system's practicality or ease of repair. Quite the contrary.
I have come to believe that it was the overall objective of
the electrical engineers that any the one wire in this
vehicle must wrap around the perimeter of the car at least
seven times before finally making a connection. On top of
that, it must have been common practice to make the wiring
as inaccessable as humanly possible even to the most
seasoned of jaguar repairmen. In the event that a problem
with the wiring was discovered, the engineers felt it
necessary to create a situation that would lead to the
failure of at least three other devices before the problem
could be corrected. The addition of new gremlin-infested
alternators and the like then became a standard practice and
Lucas (which also had their hands in gremlin breeding)
secretly profitted from it. Gremlins are responsible for all
jaguar electrical problems, and trolls are behind any fluid
leaks. Although not much is known about the trolls or their
petroleum wasting ways, it is encouraged that you feed them
regularly with expensive motor oil (my trolls enjoy
MobilOne) so that they may in turn refrain from gouging the
pistons and cylinders with their mighty incisors.
Hope that clarifies my thoughts on the wiring
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> Questo post è molto esteromane.
Ho come l'idea che i gremlins saranno il nuovo tormentone di IDA per
questa settimana...
-- 
Kamox
[24; 225]
http://kamox.altervista.org

 questa settimana...
sono gli esteromani che si dibattono come gremlins impazziti nel bicchiere
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 sono gli esteromani che si dibattono come gremlins impazziti nel bicchiere
E le mosche petanti che fanno? sta lě a guardare o si dibattano anche loro?

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di quelle non ci si deve preoccupare.
si ha il fondato sospetto che siano mosche nippocoreane, e che come tali
abbiano quote di mercato da prefisso telefonico.
i loro peti sono irricevibili
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 i loro peti sono irricevibili
Si, ma se si mettono a imitare il mulo che riceve la purghetta e riempiono 
il bicchere che si fa?

 il bicchere che si fa?
non lo so.
le mie conoscenze pre-killaggio si fermano al prefisso telefonico.
dammi tu un suggerimento.
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E le mosche petanti che fanno? sta lě a guardare o si dibattano anche loro?
Sono tutte morte. Sai, petando dentro al bicchiere si schiantano sul
vetro....
-- 
Stefano D.
PD - 330cd, 204 - 41 / Alfa 147 Mjtd 16V sometimes driver.
Webmaster of 
www.terryleehale.com
 & 
www.hardpan.net
"Berlusconi preferisce governare piuttosto che apparire". (P. Bonaiuti)

 inglese.
E io credevo che, oltre a rompere le scatole nei NG, i troll non 
facessero grossi danni!
-- 
E. aka ep (25,75,UD)
Skoda Ministeriale Tricilindrica Nafta driver

 protect your unworthy servant."
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