Newsgroup: it.sport.arti-marziali
Titolo: Fw: Cintura nera in 5 mosse ... (e 500 dollari !)

Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easy moves for just $499.00 !!
Do you want the prestige of becoming a Certified Kung Fu Blackbelt?? Call
(352) 307-3821
.
Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??
IF YOU ANSWERED, "YES" TO BOTH OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ONLY ONE PHONE
CALL AWAY FROM ACHIEVING THE RANK OF KUNG FU BLACKBELT. CALL 
(352) 307-3821
!!
Hi, my name is Sifu Edwards, and I am a 3rd degree Blackbelt Sifu
Instructor.
I have been a martial arts instructor my entire adult life. I am a decorated
combat Vietnam Veteran and I received a purple heart for wounds received in
combat. I currently own and operate a professional bodyguard agency for
wealthy clients outside Orlando, Florida.
After years of study, I have developed a unique, easy to learn home study
program. All you need to perform are the following stances:
1. Crane
2. Leopard
3. Praying Mantis
4. Dragon
5. Serpent
After performing the five animal stances and your fees processed, you will
be awarded:
1. A FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT in Kung Fu.
2. An official BLACKBELT CERTIFICATE with authentic seal with my original
signature and the original signatures of two other Blackbelts.
3. A notarized certificate of authenticity.
4. A copy of my 3rd Degree BLACKBELT SIFU INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATE, signed by
a World Champion Grand Master, authorizing me, to certify you.
Simply purchase my course, learn five moves, and verify you can perform
these stances by emailing me (ON YOUR HONOR) that you have completed the
course and
I WILL CERTIFY YOU AS FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT...
For more information call 
(352) 307-3821
. We will answer any questions you
have personally; we also offer Kung Fu uniforms, Blackbelt sashes, dragon
patches and other martial arts supplies. Our web page will be up soon.
Hopefully when you call, we will have the site available for you to view.
You are only one call away from being a Kung Fu Blackbelt...
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Non lo capisco l'inglese perň......5 mosse....... Aooo Americani sň
forti.......uoz america !!!!!!   "Americŕ!! facce Tarzan" per 500 dollari!!
Max sdc.

, 
wong_yu...@hotmail.com
 says...
Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ma come fai a ricevere cos'č cosě fike?
anch'io, anch'io!... :-)))))))))))))))
Tac
(aikido)
p.s.: venerabile, scommetto che č cintura nera :-))))

 p.s.: venerabile, scommetto che è cintura nera :-))))
No, Cosentino e' quello (World Champion) che autorizza il tipo a
certificarCi ...
ciao
YM

 certificarCi ...
Ma no ma no io, con Venerabile, mi riferivo a leri, mr. Wong!... :-DDDD
Tac
(aikido)
p.s.: e ora sparami in mail la scansione del tuo diploma preso col tuo 
amico sifu... ;-)

 amico sifu... ;-)
magari ... quando gli ho scritto via e-mail dicendo che avevo completato il
programma (le 5 mosse) mi hanno pure rimandato a settembreeeeeeeeeeee !
YM

 programma (le 5 mosse) mi hanno pure rimandato a settembreeeeeeeeeeee !
Un esame a pagamento, immagino...
vabbè, dai, ti resta il tuo bel diploma caam.
Tac
(almeno quello ce l'hai vero?)

 certificarCi ...
.......perche' mi fischiano le orecchie........???
^__________^
A presto.
            ----------OSS !!!-----------
               Maestro Mario Cosentino
                    Juko Junior Club
                           Milano
 
http://www.juko-junior-club.it
 
http://web.tiscalinet.it/MarioCosentino
               icq number 46225702
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 ^__________^
Giro d'aria, chiudine una... :-)
Tac
(aikido)

 vabbè, dai, ti resta il tuo bel diploma caam.
come da autorizzazione ministeriale
YM

 come da autorizzazione ministeriale
+ o meno come l'università del Kung Fu a Pechino, no?
Tac
(pooop cooooornnnn!)

 + o meno come l'università del Kung Fu a Pechino, no?
No, quella gli animali non li insegna ... quella insegna AGLI animali ;-0
YM

 No, quella gli animali non li insegna ... quella insegna AGLI animali ;-0
Mbè. Questo non a caso era diplomato, no? ;-)
Tac
(aikido)

 
(352) 307-3821
.
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LOL! :o)))
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Hawk
Suguni mata!