Newsgroup: it.discussioni.auto
Titolo: [OT da ridere] california vs. texas

non ci incastra un cazzo con le auto, e' in inglese... ma vi garantisco 
che dipinge bene la situazione :-)
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" 
and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big ****ing deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how 
it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, 
Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high 
speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you 
live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked 
where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their 
state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden 
State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which 
means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you 
[geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
TEXAS:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to 
stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can 
you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... 
and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We 
have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders 
because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty 
much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know 
what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese 
when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys 
can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas"... You can brag 
about it now, but we started it (imitation is the sincerest form of 
flattery... you guys know you love us)
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- I'm smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run the **** over by my big ass 
truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr 
old... you're behind.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... 
yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, 
and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard 
as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're 
watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked funny when you come to visit but we 
have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can 
swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you 
say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite 
poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does 
In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in 
Texas?)
- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Two words... Lance Armstrong
Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record 
holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion 
(born Dallas, Tx)
- Texas is the only state that can legally fly its flag side by side 
with the U.S. flag at the same height.
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In Texas, football means football, not soccer.
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own 
country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another 
earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say 
Atlantis.... hahaha
Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!
And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the 
United States, but the United States could not survive without TEXAS!"
-- 
MatteoS60, 33, 300++++, Houston TX
la vera performance di un'auto e' quella di dare emozioni...
anche una sgommata sul sedile e' una potente emozione.
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 che dipinge bene la situazione :-)
BELLA!
Questa è la nostra:
http://europa.tiscali.it/futuro/speciali/bozzetto.html

 TEXAS:
Lignano Sabbiadoro Vs Pontida anyone?
--
Ivan

Atlantis.... hahaha
Questa non la sapevo... davvero il Texas potrebbe dichiararsi
indipendente?
-- 
Pippo S. - 28, 82 + 15, PO
Renault Clio 1.5 dCi Reebok '02
Yamaha Majesty 180 SP Limited Edition '07

 indipendente?
Il texas e' stato uno stato indipendente dal 1836 al 1845, anno in cui 
si e' annesso agli usa come 28esimo stato.
fa 20+ milioni di abitanti ed e' il secondo stato per grandezza, (2 
volte e mezzo l'italia)... e ha il petrolio.
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 e mezzo l'italia)... e ha il petrolio.
puah, č da quando avevo 11 anni (ho fatto la seconda media li') che mi sento 
californiano :-PPP

 sento californiano :-PPP
Inutile, tu rimani squizzero :-P
-- 
    A.''°° / collezionista di catorci 

 Inutile, tu rimani squizzero :-P
a questo punto....non l'avrei mai detto ma.....ti dico: MAGARI !

 a questo punto....non l'avrei mai detto ma.....ti dico: MAGARI !
Servirebbe essere squizzeri fuori, ma tu sei squizzero solo dentro :-P
-- 
    A.''같 / collezionista di catorci 

 Servirebbe essere squizzeri fuori, ma tu sei squizzero solo dentro :-P
quoto, purtroppo :-)) 

 quoto, purtroppo :-))
Ma che hai capito?
Non era un complimento!
:-PPPPP
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 Non era un complimento!
l'ho immaginato :-P 

 
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Geniale!