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Titolo: Perchè i serbi non sono nazisti

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(Guardian Weekend)
The age of reason
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A war of words
By Julie Burchill
Saturday April 10, 1999
Forty reasons why the Serbs are not the new Nazis and the Kosovars are
not the new Jews:
1) Because the Nazis did not put Jews on the train to Israel, as the
Serbs are now putting ethnic Albanian Kosovars on the train to Albania.
2) Because we're the ones fighting alongside the Luftwaffe and the Serbs
are the ones whom the Luftwaffe is bombing.
3) Because the Serbs tend to be really good- looking, especially the
women.
4) Because pop stars don't, and never will, dress up as Serbs.
5) Because Serbs don't feature in pornography.
6) Because Dirk Bogarde never played a Serb.
7) Because my father taught me never to kiss a Nazi, whereas I've
certainly snogged a few Serbs in my time.
8) Because Robin Cook says they are.
9) Because Clinton is a liar.
10) Because Milosevic doesn't have a moustache.
11) Because the Kosovan Liberation Army is a terrorist organisation that
has been killing innocent Serbs for years, whereas the Jews were model
citizens.
12) Because, if the Serbs were really Nazis, the Times, Daily Mail and
their like would be right behind them, judging from their track record
during the Thirties.
13) Because it wasn't the Serbs who fought with the Nazis in Yugoslavia
during the second world war - it was the Croats and the Muslims. (Nazi
Muslims! What an absolutely mind- blowingly terrifying concept!)
14) Because, if they were Nazis, the US wouldn't be fighting them but
funding them, like all those old pigs it props up in Latin America.
15) Tony Benn doesn't back no Nazis! Come outside and say that!
16) Because anyone who knows anything about European history before 1945
backs the Serbs.
17) Because Volkswagen recently broadcast a commercial on German
television that compared the thrill of driving its latest model to being
a Nazi invading Czechoslovakia. Serbia has never, does not and never
will make car commercials about the thrill of going into Kosovo. (Just a
guess!)
18) Because, if you make a film saying that it was a real hoot being in
a Nazi concentration camp, you get lots of Oscars, whereas if you
decided to make a film saying that it was a real hoot being in an
Albanian refugee camp, Tony Blair would have you shot under some arcane
wartime law which Cherie has just discovered on the statute books.
19) Because those ultra-Lefties who want the Serbs bombed are always the
ones who are on the side that's against the Jews.
20) Because the Serbs have a bittersweet sense of humour, whereas the
Nazis, being Germans, were utterly humourless. After all, can you really
imagine the Krauts during the time of the Allied bombardment going
around with a bullseye and the word "TARGET" painted on their faces?
21) "I had an uncle who played/For Red Star Belgrade" Billy Bragg. Billy
Bragg would never have boasted about having a footballing Nazi for an
uncle! Come outside and say that! (Again!)
22) Because Tariq Ali, Louis de Bernières, Alan Clark and I haven't been
interned yet. (Give it time, though.)
23) Because the Serbs were the only people in Yugoslavia who never
persecuted the Jews.
24) "Bill and Tony sitting up a tree/K.I.S.S.I.N.G!" Because Blair can't
be trusted when he gazes into Billy Bob's big blue eyes and the hormones
kick in.
25) Because, if Milosevic was a Nazi, Baroness Thatcher would be having
tea with him in Surrey.
26) Because no one ever went on holiday to Nazi Germany (except for
Unity Mitford.)
27) Because the IRA won't send an honour guard to Milosevic's funeral.
28) Because the Jews didn't indulge in personal vendettas as they went
into the countries that welcomed them as refugees, let alone get to the
point of shooting each other at point blank range, as two Kosovar men
did in Calais last week while they were waiting to be put on the boat to
Britain.
29) Because the Jews didn't growl at women on the streets of their host
countries, as Albanian men seem wont to.
30) Because the Serbs have a really cool salute and the Nazis had a
silly one.
31) Because, unlike Nazis - "And Goebbels has no balls at all" -
'Milosevic" does not rhyme with anything rude.
32) Because the British tabloids are the first people since the Nazis to
use the word "Slav" as a term of abuse.
33) Because the KLA is funded by drug-trafficking, while the nearest the
German Jews ever got to drugs was chicken soup.
34) Because the German Jews didn't want to annex part of Germany and
call it Israel-On- The-Rhine.
35) Because last year the British Immigration Office decreed that the
Kosovars were not a distinct racial group. (And it's been a damned long
time since anyone said that about the Jews.)
36) Because clean-limbed, dirty-minded little WASP girls don't grow up
dreaming of marrying a big, handsome, sexy, intellectual Kosovar.
37) Because Germany has agreed to take 40,000 Kosovar Albanian refugees
- that's "take", not "kill".
38) Because the Greeks sympathise with the Serbs - and the Greeks always
back the right side.
39) Because Israel sympathises with the Kosovars, and Israel always
backs the wrong side. (Lovely shot of that Israeli jet flying cheek-to-
cheek with the Luftwaffe, lads!)
40) Because Nazis don't win wars - and Serbs don't lose them.


Beh tutto intero no: e` lunghetto...
Alcuni motivi per cui i Serbi non sono i nuovi Nazisti e i Kosovari
non sono i nuovi Ebrei:
1) Perche` i Nazisti non misero gli Ebrei sul treno per Israele,
mentre i Serbi stanno mettendo gli Albanesi Kosovari sul treno per
l'Albania
2) Perche` siamo noi a combattere assieme alla Luftwaffe e i Serbi
sono quelli bombardati dalla Luftwaffe
3) Perche` i Serbi tendono ad essere molto attraenti, specialmente le
donne
4) Perche` le pop stars non si vestono, ne` lo faranno mai, come i
Serbi
5) Perche` in pornografia non appaiono personaggi Serbi
10) Perche` Milosevic non ha i baffi
14) Perche` se i Serbi fossero realmente Nazisti, gli US non li
combatterebbero ma li finanzierebbero, come quei vecchi maiali che
appoggiano in America Latina
16) Perche` ognuno che conosca tutto della storia europea prima del
1945 appoggia i Serbi
19) Perche` quelli dell'ultra-sinistra che vogliono bombardare i Serbi
sono sempre gli stessi che stanno dalla parte contraria agli Ebrei
25) Perche` se Milosevic fosse un nazista, la Baronessa Thatcher
prenderebbe il te` con lui nel Surrey
39) Perche` Israele simpatizza per i Kosovari, e Israele sta sempre
dalla parte sbagliata (Bell'immagine quella del jet israeliano volare
guancia a guancia con la Luftwaffe, ragazzi!)
40) Perche` i Nazisti non vincono le guerre - e i Serbi non le perdono