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Per chi vuole approfondire l'inglese........troppo forte!!
CAPPUCCIETT RED
  Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciet Red.  One mattin
  her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning
  to the lup that is very ma very kattiv!  And torn prest! Good luck!" "And
  in boc at the lup!"
  Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away da sol,
  with the cest.
  Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
  incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
  go?".
  "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
  sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
  mirtills" she dissed.
  "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
  had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.  And so the
  lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
  sorry".  And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's
  house.  Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
  continued for her sentier in the forest.
  The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, after saluting
  the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
  Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and
  fikked himself in the let.
  When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house,suoned and entered.
  But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
  but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".  And
  the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!" "Oh, poor nonn!"
  said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
  Then she dissed: "But .. What a big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some
  collir?".
  "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid little girl!" dissed the
  nonn-lup.
  Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big
  oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
  And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".  And Cappucciett
  (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do
  you have!".
  And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an
  expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: it is
  to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
  But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
  di frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A
  lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
  And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
  the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
  moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
  Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
  fora the nonn (still viv) and cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so,
  at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned
  (honestly) a sacc of solds.
  The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest.
  Cappucciett Red .. beh!, let her stay, because she had capit.
  And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
Ciao
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Stefano Della Puppa

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Oooooops.... scusate, mi sa che stavolta vinco il premio quotation!!!!!
Scusate la distrazione :))))))))
Patty

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   Tant ma tant temp ago....
basta.....ti prego!!!!
Bella...bella...bella!!!
Miii Stefano....ma quante ne sai???
:-))
Ciao Alessio

 Miii Stefano....ma quante ne sai???
Ne vuoi ancora?
Mi arrivano e se sono belle faccio partecipare tutti alla ilarita`.
:-)))
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 Mi arrivano e se sono belle faccio partecipare tutti alla ilarita`.
Basta che non continui a mandare immaggini per piu' di un mega per volta ;-)
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 :-)))
Red cappucciet mi ha spaccato!!!
Bella....bella veramente!!!
:-))
Ciao Alessio

 Basta che non continui a mandare immaggini per piu' di un mega per volta ;-)
Ehm, quella e` stata una svista. ^___^;;
Non avevo pensato che fossero cosi` grandi.
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