Newsgroup: it.cultura.religioni.cristiani
Titolo: Divertente ed istruttivo

Grazie a M.B. alias H. per la citazione:
Outhouse Guide to World Religions
Taoism                   Shit happens.
Confucianism             Confucius says, "Shit Happens."
Buddhism                 If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam                    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Hinduism                 This shit happened before.
Mormonism                This shit is going to happen again.
Beginning Zen            What is the sound of shit happening?
Advanced Zen             Shit is, and is not.
Calvinism                Shit happens because you don't work hard
                         enough.
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happen to us?
Catholicism              Shit happens because you are bad.
Karma                    If shit happens, you deserve it
Protestantism            Let this shit happen to someone else.
Stoicism                 This shit is good for me.
Christian Science        Shit is only in your imagination.
Seventh Day Adventist    No shit on Saturdays.
Hedonism                 There isn't anything like a good shit
                         happening.
Moonies                  Only happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna             Shit happens rama rama.
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happen to us?
Davidians                Let's shoot and burn our own shit.
Church of Scientology    Purge yourself of harmful shit - only $50,000
Shinto                   Chop the shit.
Russian Orthodox         Holy shit (no more communism!)
Agnostic                 Not sure about shit.
Shaolin                  Destroy bad shits with Kung Fu.
Existentialism           What is shit, anyway?
Atheism                  What shit?
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happen to us?
Presbyterian             This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian             It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as
                         you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist                It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as
                         you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist        Shit that happens to one person is just as
                         good shit as shit that happens to all others.
Universalist             Shit that happens to one person is shit that
                         happens to all others.
Lutheran                 If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism           If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless
                         you are born again (Amen!)
Creationism              God made all shit
Secular Humanism         Shit evolves
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happens to us?
Quakers                  Let us not fight over this shit.
Unitarianism             Come let us reason together about this shit.
Utopianism               This shit does not stink.
Darwinism                This shit was once food.
Nazism                   Eat this shit.
Capitalism               That's my shit.
Communism                It's everybody's shit.
Feminism                 Men are shit.
Chauvinism               We may be shit, but you can't live without
                         us...
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happens to us?
Commercialism            Let's package this shit.
Impressionism            From a distance, this shit looks like a
                         garden.
Idolatry                 Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism           Shit doesn't happen, shit IS.
Empiricism               You stepped in shit.
Hedonism                 There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Christian Science        When shit happens, don't call a doctor -
                         pray.
Scientology              If shit happens, see "Dianetics" p.157
Jehovah's Witnesses      Knock Knock. Shit happens
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happens to us?
Zoroastrianism           Shit happens half of the time.
Practical                Deal with shit one day at a time.
Satanism                 SNEPPAH TIHS
Nihilism                 No shit
Santerianism             Chicken Shit
VooDoo                   Sticking pins in your enemy's shit.
Freudian Analysis        Sticking pins in your parent's shit.
Jungian Analysis         Sticking pins in your own shit.
Transactional Analysis   Deny of sticking pins in anyone's shit.
Paganism                 Shitting in the woods.
Survivalism              Don't tread on my shit!
Militianism              Shoot the shit!
Judaism                  Why does this shit always happens to us?
Rastafarianism           This is good shit, mon!
Saluti divertiti
Forex

 Saluti divertiti
Mi aspettavo saluti scotologici :-D
Meleyak
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