Newsgroup: it.comp.os.linux.iniziare
Titolo: OT man sex

mi hanno detto, ed ho provato che dando il comando man sex in consolle, esce 
una cosa carina ed ironica, mi domandavo...
ne esistono altre? :))
Ciao

 una cosa carina ed ironica, mi domandavo...
Su che sistema ?
$ man sex
No manual entry for sex
Davide

 No manual entry for sex
ROTFL
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Su RH 8.0 ad esempio...
Matteo

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:6FVv9.64630$TD1.2...@news2.tin.it...
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ce ne sono altre.. ora nn ricordo bene.. prova con "man celibacy" dovrebbe
andare.. le altre nn mi vengono proprio in mente!

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su debian sono nel pacchetto funny-manpages
divertente e':
RTFM(1)
NAME
       rtfm - a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
SYNOPSIS
       rtfm [ -p ] [ -h ] [ -d option ] [ -i interval ] [ -a action ]
[ -q luser]
DESCRIPTION
       rtfm  is a command for system administrators to use in dealing
with new users.  rtfm is useful for dealing with users hav­
       ing trouble with their pictures downloaded from
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.  rtfm will continue to run until killed
by
       hand, using `kill processid'.  rtfm can be invoked by anyone
who has enough of a clue to know what a man page is.
OPTIONS
       -p     Give the answer in a polite fashion.
       -h     Tell the clueless luser to go to hell. Used with the -p
option, they'll look forward to the trip.
       -d option
              Debug mode using option where option is one of the
following:
              query Ask the luser what part of rtfm that he or she
does not understand.
              planet Ask what planet the luser is from.
              literacy Ask the luser if the luser can read.
              english Ask the luser if the luser understands English.
              Mac Ask the luser if the luser has ever used a computer
other than a Macintosh.
              Nintendo Same as the Mac option, but slightly more
harsh.
       -i interval
              Enable  within  interval  seconds.  interval  is the
time between a luser asking the same damn fool question.  This
              option must be activated for the -a option. It stores
the time of the question in /var/run/luser  and  checks  that
              file each time that rtfm is activated.  interval is a
number of minutes, of the form xxx.xx where each x is a deci­
              mal digit. The default is 5.00 minutes.
       -a action
              This defines some action to be taken in the event that
the -i flag condition is met. action can be  defined  either
              at the flag level or by a file. The options for flags
are as follows:
              scream Let out a scream of utter frustration.
              hair Rip out your hair in total frustration.
              rm Automatic command ran in lusers home directory. It
can have an addition -rf flag added.
              ignore Ignore the luser.
              warn Warn the other sysadmins.
              forward Forward to CNS advising. Particullary if the
complaint is /dev/null is full.
              kill Kill all the lusers processes.
              FILE=
file.name
  Use  a file to define a course of
actions. This can be any executeable file except those using ksh,
              which no god-fearing right-thinking sysadmin would be
caught using lest he be struck down by the wrath of God.
       -q luser
              Query file /etc/luser to see if luser is a real luser or
a first time luser.
FILES
       /etc/luser
SEE ALSO
       mr.biff(2),
BUGS
       rtfm only checks /var/run/luser when the -a option is specified
and after the -i option is invoked. Otherwise  /tmp  would
       fill up rapidly on many systems. Also, core may dump if the -a
FILE= option is anatomically impossible.
visto che sembrano carine ho copiato quelle che ho trovato nella mia
ws su 
http://www-csite.deis.unibo.it/manpages/
byez
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Nella debian (pacchetto funny-manpages) ci sono condom, party, celibacy,
rtfm, baby...
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 Su che sistema ?
Su Red Hat 7.3 ci sono sex e celibacy, ma non le altre presenti in Debian.
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 ne esistono altre? :))
baby, celibacy, changelog, condom, date, echo, egrope, fgrope, flame, flog, gong
grope, party, rescrog, rm, rtfm, sex, strfry, tm, uubp, woman, xkill, xlart.
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