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Titolo: Altri "What If" sull'autore del SdA (ROFTL per gli anglofoni!)

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Megarotfl per la prima metà, finisco dopo il resto!
State per farmi partorire due mostri... datemi il tempo di scrivere...
in due o tre giorni potreste avere la versione clancyana, temo... e
potrei anche far di peggio.... AAAAGGGGHHHHH IL MIO
CERVELLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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> in due o tre giorni potreste avere la versione clancyana,
Non vedo l'ora, se ti riferisci al mitico Tom Clancy =D
Ciao

 Non vedo l'ora, se ti riferisci al mitico Tom Clancy =D
Oh yes... devo solo aggiornarmi sulle date esatte (tipo: Mare del Nord,
12 dicembre, 16:15 GMT) e meno male che ci sono le appendici.... :D
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Goodness Gracious! Lady of the Rings balls on fire!
Mi hanno fregata (dal link capothread, pag 2):
Originally posted by Ranchoth
The King of the Nazgul (KotN) fingered the safety buckle that secured
the shortsword in it's scabbard. It was modeled after the Gladius
design, making it wholly inadequate for going up against Elven armour,
but it was perfectly suited for being jammed in the collarbone of a
Hobbit 'merc, without calling too much attention to it's owner. His XO,
"Camel" Khamul had used a similar weapon in numerous CoIN missions in
North Gondor, where he had been sent to disrupt "Elrond's" supply
fellowships sneaking down the Is-ild-ur trail.
The KotN smiled, even without a head. This mission was almost going to
be a mead-run. Taking out a squad of sleeping halflings was going to be
easier than slaying Wyvyrns sitting on a tarmac...
-Hunt for the Ring, Tom Clancy
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Goodness Gracious! Lady of the Rings balls on fire!
E non resisto, questa va messa integrale!!!!!
Lothlorien Rhapsody
Written by Freddie Mercury
(As told by Dionysus, performed by Frodo and the Sweathogs)
(Frodo)
Is this the real life?
Is this High Fantasy?
Caught in a land war.
No escaping my destiny.
(Sam)
Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see...
(Frodo)
I'm just a Hobbit, I need no sympathy.
These Rings are easy come, easy go, Little high, little low.
Anywhere these Rings go doesn't really matter to me, to me...
(Eowyn)
Mama, just killed a wraith,
Put my sword up to his head,
Ran him through and now he's dead.
(Gollum)
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
(Frodo)
Mama, oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if these Rings don't really matter...
(Sauron)
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
(Bilbo)
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go...
Gotta leave you all behind and face the West....
(Gollum)
Mama, ooooh, [(Frodo) Anywhere the Rings go...] I don't want to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never found this Ring at all....
(Cool guitar riff.)
(Hobbits)
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Saruman! Saruman! What will you do with Frodo?
(The Nine Wraiths)
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very fright'ning- me!
(Merry) Gandalf-eo! (Legolas) The Grey Pilgram!
(Merry) Gandalf-eo! (Legolas) The Grey Pilgram!
(Merry and Legolas) Gandalf-eo, Mithrandir...
(Gollum) Smeagol....
(Frodo)
I'm just a Hobbit and nobody loves me.
(Fellowship)
He's just a Baggins, from a Shire family.
Spare him his life of this Ring bear-r-ring.
(Gollum)
Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) No, I will not let you go!
(The Nine) Let him go!
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) I will not let you go!
(The Nine) Let him go!
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) I will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me go!
(Sam and Frodo) Will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me go!
(Sam and Frodo) Will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me goooo!...
(Fellowship) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Bilbo)
Mama mia, mama mia!
(Gollum)
Mama mia let me go!
(Frodo)
The Loooord of Mordor has a Ring-Wraith set aside for me...
For Me......
For MEEEEEEE!!!
(REALLY cool guitar riff.)
(Sauron)
So you think you can fool me and spit in my Eye?
(Gollum)
So you think you can use me and leave to die?
(Sauron and Gollum)
Oh, Frodo! Can't do this to me, Frodo!
(Frodo and Sam)
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here...
(Even more cool guitar...)
(All)
Oohh Yeah! Oooh Yeah!
(Galadriel)
These Rings don't really matter, anyone can see...
(Elrond)
These Rings don't really matter...
(Gandalf)
These Rings don't really matter...
(Galadriel, Elrond, Gandalf, Bilbo)
To me.....
(Frodo)
Anywhere these Rings go...
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 E non resisto, questa va messa integrale!!!!!
Mitica. Ma l'hai copiata o inventa?
-- 
Mandos - # 11 deI FeSTosi, # 157 tra gli IAFi e LIstaro
"The Nazgul they were; the Ringwraiths, the Enemy's most terribly
servants; darkness went with them and they cried with the voices of
death." -The Silmarillion

 12 dicembre, 16:15 GMT) e meno male che ci sono le appendici.... :D
ROTFL
Ciao

 (As told by Dionysus, performed by Frodo and the Sweathogs)
[CUT]
Splendida!!Credo sia la migliore tra quelle che avete scritto!:D
--
Fatacri aka Yavanna
#85 deI FeSTosi e FIFeDe a vita
Bidella al Politecnico di Imladris e PR di #numenor

 Mitica. Ma l'hai copiata o inventa?
Magari!!! Sempre dal sito del capothread!
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Lady of the Rings from Home
(e se mi impostassi sta firma?)
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 Splendida!!Credo sia la migliore tra quelle che avete scritto!:D
Fatina, purtroppo hanno... magari fosse miaaaaaaaaaaaa
ma prima o poi... anzi... potrei... no, ora no... presto!
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Lady of the Rings from Home
(e se mi impostassi sta firma?)
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