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Titolo: vorre' solo sapere come gni verranno in mente certe idee

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The Sun, il più importante giornale britannico per vendite, dà notizia della 
condanna a cinque mesi di galera inflitta al Sig. Brian Pemberton per i suoi 
continui dispetti nei confronti di una vicina, la Sig.ra Kathryn Banks. 
Pemberton aveva riadattato un sistema d'allarme di modo che, percependo il 
movimento quando la donna usciva di casa, emettesse il rumore di una 
gigantesca scoreggia attraverso degli altoparlanti. Il particolare effetto 
sonoro veniva di tanto in tanto alternato con una registrazione dell'atto di 
vomitare. Dopo due anni, la Banks ha perso la pazienza e si è rivolta alla 
polizia.
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no, dico!... due anni... ha perso la pazienza dopo due anni che questo gni 
scureggiava alla porta
Cristina 

scureggiava alla porta
/ME MORTO :'''''''''-D
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Tommaso
Difensore della Certezza Prematurata

 gigantesca scoreggia attraverso degli altoparlanti
QUESTO E' UN GRANDE
io una cosa del genere la vorrei sull'auto, per cazziare quelli che non
sanno guidare

 sanno guidare
no, non mi piacerebbe molto :o)
Cristina 

 indesiderate gravidanze giovanili.
Hanno ragione IOLAIOOOO!!!
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[ b a z ]
"Scettico io? Ne dubito!"
" La coerenza è l'ultimo rifugio delle persone prive di immaginazione"
- socio MSTC - Responsabile Gruppi Antanati Gomito/Piede
- SnS pf - socio sostenitore n°16506

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Tanto i figlioli trombanu uguale...
Comunque neglil USA il 25% delle ragazzine ha una malattia venerea. una 
frase sola dall'articolo qua sotto
"Circa meta' delle ragazze ha riconosciuto di avere fatto sesso; fra 
loro l'incidenza [delle malattie veneree] era del 40%. Sebbene alcune 
ragazzine definisca sesso solo il rapporto completo, altri tipi di 
comportamento intimo incluso il sesso orale puo' diffondere una qualche 
infezione"
Un po' di sana educazione alla prevenzione e all'igiene?
CHICAGO (AP) — At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a 
sexually transmitted disease, or more than 3 million teens, according to 
the first study of its kind in this age group.
A virus that causes cervical cancer is by far the most common sexually 
transmitted infection in teen girls ages 14 to 19, while the highest 
overall prevalence is among black girls — nearly half the blacks studied 
had at least one STD. That rate compared with 20% among both whites and 
Mexican-American teens, the study from the federal Centers for Disease 
Control and Prevention found.
About half of the girls acknowledged ever having sex; among them, the 
rate was 40%. While some teens define sex as only intercourse, other 
types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some infections.
For many, the numbers likely seem "overwhelming because you're talking 
about nearly half of the sexually experienced teens at any one time 
having evidence of an STD," said Dr. Margaret Blythe, an adolescent 
medicine specialist at Indiana University School of Medicine and head of 
the American Academy of Pediatrics' committee on adolescence.
But the study highlights what many doctors who treat teens see every 
day, Blythe said.
FIND MORE STORIES IN: Centers for Disease Control | Chicago | Academy of 
Pediatrics | Douglas | Mexican-American | STDs | Indiana University 
School of Medicine | Dr. Kevin Fenton
Dr. John Douglas, director of the CDC's division of STD prevention, said 
the results are the first to examine the combined national prevalence of 
common sexually transmitted diseases among adolescent girls. He said the 
data, from 2003-04, likely reflect current rates of infection.
"High STD rates among young women, particularly African-American young 
women, are clear signs that we must continue developing ways to reach 
those most at risk," Douglas said.
The CDC's Dr. Kevin Fenton said given that STDs can cause infertility 
and cervical cancer in women, "screening, vaccination and other 
prevention strategies for sexually active women are among our highest 
public health priorities."
The study by CDC researcher Dr. Sara Forhan is an analysis of nationally 
representative data on 838 girls who participated in a 2003-04 
government health survey. Teens were tested for four infections: human 
papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18% 
of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4%; trichomoniasis, 2.5%; 
and herpes simplex virus, 2%.
Blythe said the results are similar to previous studies examining rates 
of those diseases individually.
The results were prepared for release Tuesday at a CDC conference in 
Chicago on preventing sexually transmitted diseases.
HPV can cause genital warts but often has no symptoms. A vaccine 
targeting several HPV strains recently became available, but Douglas 
said it likely has not yet had much impact on HPV prevalence rates in 
teen girls.
Chlamydia and trichomoniasis can be treated with antibiotics. The CDC 
recommends annual chlamydia screening for all sexually active women 
under age 25. It also recommends the three-dose HPV vaccine for girls 
aged 11-12 years, and catch-up shots for females aged 13 to 26.
The American Academy of Pediatrics has similar recommendations.
Douglas said screening tests are underused in part because many teens 
don't think they're at risk, but also, some doctors mistakenly think, 
'"Sexually transmitted diseases don't happen to the kinds of patients I 
see."'
Blythe said some doctors also are reluctant to discuss STDs with teen 
patients or offer screening because of confidentiality concerns, knowing 
parents would have to be told of the results.
The American Academy of Pediatrics supports confidential teen screening, 
she said.
-- 
Today, Medgar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught.
They lowered him down as a king.
But when the shadowy sun sets on the one
That fired the gun
He'll see by his grave
On the stone that remains
Carved next to his name
His epitaph plain:
Only a pawn in their game.

scureggiava alla porta
E poi dico io macchè polizia! Metti due altoparlanti, comprati una
cassa di coca cola e ricambia con un bel rutto!
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Foolfolly

sanno guidare
Io la vorrei collegata all'autoradio:
Pulsante 1: la maiala di to mà
Pulsante 2: va in culo te e chi te l'ha messa in mano
ecc. ecc.
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Foolfolly

Pulsante 2: va in culo te e chi te l'ha messa in mano
ROTFL :-D
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Scriveva Foolfolly mercoledì, 06/08/2008:
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GA-RIBALT .-))))))))
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 cassa di coca cola e ricambia con un bel rutto!
Se lo fa la tu sorella gli tira giù casa :D
Zer0

Scriveva Zer0 "The Zeph|r" mercoledì, 06/08/2008:
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il famoso: *URAGANO CIRI*!!! :-)))
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 il rumore di una gigantesca scoreggia attraverso degli altoparlanti. 
Ma non si sa cos'ha detto quest'uomo a sua discolpa? Ci sarą stato un 
motivo per cui qeusta vicina meritava scuregge e vomitate o no?
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Valentina

 motivo per cui qeusta vicina meritava scuregge e vomitate o no?
sicuramente sarą stata una rompicazzo di primissimo ordine, io avrei dato
un premio a quest'uomo