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Titolo: Re: Per parlare d'altro.......


oh bravo su!
ora in inglese :)

Dracula scriveva il 25/01/2005 :
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We are the strongest so we can steal and kill all over the world, and 
be silent or we make you an asshole like a donkey's yawn, dirty 
terrorist!
-- 
Lello Vitello
http://radiofeccia.domini.tv
"Ah, ecco. Mi dicono che nel 100 avanti cristo gli anni non venivano 
indicati come 'avanti cristo'. (Amedeus)

> news:qbsav0pp5d71bafeg...@4ax.com...
To the citizens of the
United States of America
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA in a 
civilised way and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of 
the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties 
over all states, commonwealths and other territories except Utah, which 
she does not fancy, and Florida, which will be ceded to Cuba. Your new 
prime minister (The Rt. Hon. Tony Blair, MP, for the 97.85% of you who 
have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) 
will appoint a minister for America without the need for further 
elections. Congress and Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will 
be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following 
rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1.	You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. 
Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be 
amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you 
should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". 
Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such 
as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of 
communication. Look up "interspersed".
2.	There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on 
your behalf.
3.	Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the 
good guys.
4.	You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The 
Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you 
to get confused and give up half way through.
5.	You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind 
of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good 
game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your 
borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You 
will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper 
football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It 
is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed 
to play rugby, which is similar to American "football", but does not 
involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar 
body armour like sissies. We are hoping to get together at least one 
American rugby sevens side by 2005.
6.	You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if 
they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there 
is a world outside your borders should count themselves lucky. The 
Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for shit.
7.	July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new 
national holiday, but only in England, Scotland and Wales. It will be 
called "Indecisive Day".
8.	All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your 
own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
9.	Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
	Thank you for your co-operation.	
The Govt. of the United Kingdom
of Great Britain & Northern Ireland
Ciao,
Alessandro
--
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 United States of America
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It's wonderful !!!
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è vecchia...la vuoi in italiano? :)