Newsgroup: it.discussioni.misteri
Titolo: PELTIO, ATTENTO!!!

Mi scrive una maga:
"Dear Lucio,
All my life my vocation has been to help my fellow travellers, and I have
tried to increase the good around me; but now that I am in the fall of my
life, there remains one important mission to accomplish…
You already know, Lucio, that for several weeks I have been in telepathic
communication with you…
…and thanks to these regular contacts, I have familiarized myself with your
personality, I have felt your joys as well as your pain, your anguish and
your happiness.
During these weeks where we were, you and I, so close, I realized how
difficult your life was sometimes, and how much you suffered. I realized
that I had chosen you, you alone, to accomplish this important mission. I am
going to tell you of it in my letter…
During this period that we spent together, I tried to be for you a kind of
Guardian angel, and I attempted, to rid you of some serious problems…
Maybe, Lucio, you felt my presence?
You certainly must have asked why I placed myself in these privileged
contacts with you? And especially why I interest myself in you and your
life… I am going to explain all this to you because the time has come for me
to reveal the reason for my presence close to you and the true goal of my
mission…
Why did I contact YOU, Lucio, personally?
I am, as I told you, in the fall of my life, (as one says poetically). I
don't complain, (in fact the opposite is true), because I have had a very
full life and never lacked for anything thanks to my passable Gifts of
Clairvoyance and to certain Great Secrets of Chance and Happiness that have
been revealed me very early in life.
These Gifts of Clairvoyance and the Secrets of Good Luck and Happiness
enabled me never to be at a loss for money, (I even had more sometimes than
I could spend!), but they also allowed me to discover Good Fortune, Love and
the blessing of living happily all my life long.
Of course, I had as everyone does, some difficult moments, but I have always
triumphed over all the tests that have been put on my road.
The circumstances of my life today make me feel that I want to bequeath my
Gifts of Clairvoyance and my Secrets to someone…
… But although I wanted to do this, I found no one I felt really worthy of
sharing them with!
If I don't find quickly someone to whom I could transmit these Gifts and
Secrets of Chance and of Happiness, these would be lost when I leave. I
don't want that to happen because I am certain that they can give very great
service to people that are in need.
I was looking for someone to whom I could transmit these Secrets of
Happiness, Luck and money, and my Gifts of Clairvoyance because, you
understand, I cannot allow these to go to just anyone.
I began to look around me, but no-one met the strict criteria that I had
fixed for myself. Indeed, I am looking for a ***very honest, courageous and
worthy person***. I must find a person that understands life and will
understand the value of the gift that I make to them today. This is when I
thought of you… My various repeated contacts with made me feel that you are
such a warm person that I immediately wanted to know you better. This the
why I put myself into this permanent privileged communication with you.
It is a my way to know exactly who you are! And I must say that you have
impressed me a great deal, you appear to be a cordial and kind person, but
especially you appear to me to be a person having suffered a lot, and who
deserves some security and encouragement.
You are someone very honest, I know this because I 'saw' it and you are
someone who a great deal more than life has offered you until now. This is
the reason why I chose you, so that you would be the 'Heir Apparent' of my
Gifts of Clairvoyance and my Secrets of Chance, Happiness and Money to help
you to have a Rich, Happy life, full of love.
Yes, Lucio, if you accept to receive my gifts of clairvoyance and my
secrets, a life very different from the one that you lead currently awaits
you…"
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Attento, Peltio. Appena la maga mi passa i poteri sei fritto:-/
--
And, Guy De Vere, hast THOU no tear?

Attento, Peltio. Appena la maga mi passa i poteri
Possiamo dedurre da questa tua asserzione che al momento quello che ti
cruccia è la tua impotenza?
saluti,
Peltio
che ti augura di risolvere

 cruccia è la tua impotenza?
Comincia a tremare, Squallidone. Appena la maga mi passa i poteri, ti
conferirò il temuto dono del sense of humour, di cui appari così
desolatamente sprovvisto.

 Mi scricut
PLONK
Ciao
Ale
--
Namárië Valinor

 PLONK
Sei caduto nel cesso?


:-))))))))))
E' questa roba qui che tu chiami "sense of humor"?
Devi essere una macchietta, tu...
Danilo
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 desolatamente sprovvisto.
Lucangelino quando la finirai di rompere i coglioni?

 Lucangelino quando la finirai di rompere i coglioni?
Taci. Su le soglie
del bosco non odo
parole che dici
umane; 
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piove su le nostre mani
ignude,
su i nostri vestimenti
leggeri,
su i freschi pensieri
che l'anima schiude
novella,
su la favola bella
che ieri
t'illuse, che oggi m'illude,
o Albione.

Mi scrive una maga:
PLONK a 
http://www.bynoi.com/lucangel.html
-- 
Warning, su IDU e IDM sono presenti i famosi 5 netkook (categoria "ciarlatani")
dell'avemmaria:
http://www.bynoi.com/bruno.html
; 
http://www.bynoi.com/arbel.html
http://www.bynoi.com/sonotranoi.html
; 
http://www.bynoi.com/mika.html
http://www.bynoi.com/asps.html

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:lrsRb.202827$_P.70...@news4.tin.it...
Ancora non hai finito.

umane; 
ma odo
un picchiare sodo
che pare grandine,
boia d'un cane!
Io sono senza cappello
tu con vestimento leggiadro
e piove proprio ora,
governo ladro,
che eravamo sul piu' bello.
Io m'abbottono i calzoni
sbagliando
occhielli e bottoni;
tu le gualcite gonne
senza toglierti i guanti;
e ognuno, con tumido labro
saluta a suo modo,
la' dietro le nuvole,
i santi.
		["Oibo'" - C. Lapucci, Francesco Rossi Editore, 2000]
Leonardo
-- 
"Parlamento in pillole": Abolizione dell'immunita' parlamentare
Propositori: Onn. FINI; GASPARRI; LA RUSSA; BOSSI; MARONI; CASTELLI.
Approvata alla Camera il 12-10-1993 con 525 si', 5 no, 1 astenuto.
Approvata al Senato il 27-10-1993 con 224 si', nessun no, 7 astenuti.

 PLONK a 
http://www.bynoi.com/lucangel.html
C'è stato un recente dibattito su It.sport.montagna, thread "Bynoi ha un
montanaro tra i netkook" del 15 gennaio scorso sulla questione.
Non dimenticare che i sedicenti «troll-hunters» [cacciatori di troll] di
Bynoi
sono in realtà i più conclamati e donchisciotteschi troll di usenet, se non
altro per le energie che investono nel battagliare contro i mulini a
vento:-/