Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.italiano
Titolo: Re: DUEpuntoZERO (2.0)

dire 2.0 non aggiunge niente a dire 2 e basta, come si faceva prima)
Nel '98 io trovai in giro questa, che non era nuovissima, ma neanche
tanto vecchia:
 Girlfriend 1.0
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and
I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the
same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary
application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have
always conflicted with it.  I hear that DrinkingBuddies
won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the
sound is turned off.  But I'm embarrassed to say I can't
find the switch to turn the sound off.  I just run them
separately, and it works okay. GirlFriend also seems to have
a problem coexisting with my Golf program, often trying to
abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.  I
probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I
thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0.
After months of  conflicts and other problems, I consulted
a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said
I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0,
and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run
properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it
uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed
GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone,
but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I
had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. 
I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0.  This time I
used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus
protection program. It worked okay for a while until I
discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system.  I
tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still
installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know
about that automatically senses the presence of any other
version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way,
which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The
version I have now works pretty well, but there are still
some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is
written in some obscure language I can't understand, much
less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention
paid to the look and feel rather than the desired
functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your
hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And
I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally
"object-oriented." A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his
version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a
Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He
discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if
you don't upgrade to Fiancée 1.0.  So he did, but soon after
that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a
huge resource hog.  It has taken up all his space, so he
can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he
decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with
FreeSexPlus.  Well, it turns out the resource allocation
module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to
FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try.
On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up
system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask
for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw which has an
automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.  I told him to
try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try
to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will
delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself.
Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of
insufficient resources.

 I've been having some problems lately. [...]
... wow, troppo bella! :D

  Girlfriend 1.0
vecchio ma ancora divertente :D
-- 
groetjes Renée
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a 
human does.
Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005

Fiorelisa, 15:00, domenica 26 settembre 2010:
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Spero di leggere una versione simile riguardante Boyfriend 1.0.
-- 
"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I
don't have any fun at all."
                -- Woody Allen

 Spero di leggere una versione simile riguardante Boyfriend 1.0.
 
Non sarebbe più adeguata la versione Boyfriend 0.1.0?
 
Epy
---
"... gli uomini non cambiano,
prima parlano d'amore
e poi ti lasciano da sola...
Gli uomini ti cambiano
e tu piangi mille notti di perché...
Invece, gli uomini ti uccidono
e con gli amici vanno a ridere di te..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1nrmqM0XWY
 
(cit. maschile)
 


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Fino alla nuova versione Boyfriend 5.0.
Ma attento!
Molte donne tendono a installare l'upgrade di Boyfriend 5.0.
a Marito 1.0.
E poi sorgono grandi problemi come ci prova questa lettera di una
collega disperata:
Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that 
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting 
software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry 
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of 
this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as 
Dinner/Dancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, 
undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 
2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5.
As well, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the 
system. Under no circumstances will it run HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried 
running Nagging 5.3, to fix Husband 1.0, but this all-purpose utility is 
of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!
Ciao, Wo.
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Com'è che il messaggio a cui fai riferimento non esiste su questo gruppo?
È introvabile anche con altri lettori.
 
Non che mi interessi il programma Boyfriend del quale conosco tutte le 
versioni.
Ma mi incuriosisce il modo con cui è avvenuta la sparizione
di messaggi sicuramente esistenti, come certifica anche il Re: dell'oggetto.
 
Ciao,
Roger 
 

 dell'oggetto.
Epimeteo si è dato all'obbi dell'archeologia povericlista.
-- 
"Le travail est un trésor. Le travail des autres, cela va de
soi."
                -- Henri Jeanson 

 Epimeteo si è dato all'obbi dell'archeologia povericlista.
Epimeteo, in preda a una infezione virale trasmessagli dal suo computer,
è stato ricoverato in un ospedale grafologico online, dove è attualmente
sottoposto a terapia intensiva di parole a perdere, opportunamente
anagrammate e introdotte in circolo per via orale.
La notte viene sedato con immagini stereostroboscopiche di una Mina
sovrappeso e URL-latrice generosa.
Saluti manuali.
Alterepi
---
"Canto: Caramelle non ne voglio più...
Parlato: Certe volte non ti capisco...
Canto: Le rose e violini/ questa sera raccontali a un’altra,
violini e rose li posso sentire/ quando la cosa mi va se mi va,
quando è il momento/ e dopo si vedrà...
Parlato: Una parola ancora...
Canto: Parole, parole, parole...
Parlato: Ascoltami...
Canto: Parole, parole, parole...
Parlato: Ti prego...
Canto: Parole, parole, parole...
Parlato: Io ti giuro...
Canto: Parole, parole, parole, parole parole soltanto parole, parole tra
noi..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlew2G6nvA
(cit. minacciosa)