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Titolo: Complotti e Death Star

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star 
attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, 
how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended 
battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, 
and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain 
reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive 
technological wonder.
Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as 
I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. 
And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit 
hole I went.
Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding 
this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I 
would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too 
incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from 
destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something 
from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death 
Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.
Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of 
the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all 
may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.
1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses 
of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire 
planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?
2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet 
of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from 
somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?
3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star 
reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its 
destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several 
individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?
4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth 
Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact 
the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?
5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot 
a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader 
outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also 
conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just 
routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest 
ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away 
from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something 
that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?
6) How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, 
let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was 
his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to 
one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to 
additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned 
off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that 
destroyed the Death Star. Why have these discrepancies never been 
investigated, let alone explained?
7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who 
provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none 
other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the 
pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord 
Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben 
Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years 
earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and 
a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?
8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a 
moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship 
has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of 
the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small 
explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does 
all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single 
missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?
-- 
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, 
stand like a rock. -- Thomas Jefferson

 We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack.
Geniale.
Ciao
Ale 

Alessandro "Il Patriarca" Valli ha scritto:
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Riflettiamoci.
Come può un cazzo di Redneck come Luke salire per la prima volta su una 
Death Star, bucare le difese della Death Star (difese che tutti sanno 
impenetrabili) e centrare quel misero buco di ventilazione.
Senza dubbio un complotto.
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 attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels,
Era ora che venisse fatta un po' di giustizia!
Maledetti ribelli...

 Come può un cazzo di Redneck come
We're rednecks, rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the niggers down
Ciao
Ale 

Senza dubbio un complotto.
Use the Force, Luke
MTFBWY
-- 
Walter Loggetti Aka Abulion Yorgen
http://www.associazioni.prato.it/ilcastello/

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Quotato tutto e messo in Xpost con il ng di guerre stellari :-D
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 wrote:
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 Senza dubbio un complotto.
Vorrei tanto che rifacessero l'intera saga di StarWars girata dal
punto di vista dell'Impero, sai che bello?
I brutti, neri, traditori e cattivi diverrebbero i ribelli, e non
voglio immaginare chi potrebbe dare il volto a Leila. Wanna Marchi?

 MTFBWY
frequentavi il ng di star wars vero?

frequentavi il ng di star wars vero?
Yep
Tutt'ora ci vado ogni tanto...
Pure tu ci sei passato?
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ma è morto come ng ormai
sono andati via a poco a poco tutti
comunque io ero trottolino amoroso
nn so se rammenti

nn so se rammenti
Rammento rammento....
e google mi aiuta :-D
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 Marchi? 
 
la sega di geuerre stellari cosi come star trek ha rotto davvero
mettiamoli in pensione per sempre e facciamoci il funerale
basta, hanno sfruttato i filoni fino al ridicolo
non ero neanche daccordo che georgetto facesse la nuova trilogia
prò va be, ormai l'ha fatta
per star trek è una farsa adesso
enterprise è orribile
e ti parlo da fans 

 
farò un giro a trovarvi allora
bad news si è preso la nuova sedia a rotelle?

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
news:Xns98E8D6FEDA6E445...@62.211.73.198...
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1) decidi se vuoi imparare prima la grammatica italiana o quella inglese
2) star trek e guerre stellari non si toccano
zerozero

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azz io lo dicevo !
truman, dove sei ???
geniale !!!
zerozero

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sottoscrivo, quoto e confermo!
Quando si antepone il guadagno delle major alla soddisfazione dei
fans, il risultato è sempre una ciofeca.

 Quotato tutto e messo in Xpost con il ng di guerre stellari :-D
ROTFL
Proprio vero che uno può vedere i complotti ovunque... ^___^
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 Si c'e' decisamente qualcosa di strano :-D
Sì, che i piani per la costruzione della Morte Nera erano sicuri come
l'anonimato degli agenti della CIA (reperibili tramite ricerca in
internet...)... ^______^
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