Newsgroup: it.fan.musica.ligabue
Titolo: CAPPUCCIETT RED

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to
the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc
at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but  went
away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the
forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more,  more and
mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an  expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry".
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the
campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and
fikked  himself in the let. When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's
house, suoned and entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw
the nonn (non was the nonn,  but the lup, ricord!) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And  the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do
you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you  better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the
 nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But  what  big
oreks do you have, do  you have the orekkions?".And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no!
It is to ascolt you better".
(this girl is verament rincoglionited)  said: "But what  big dents do you
have!".
And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an
expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: "it is to
magn you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and  dissed: "Accident! A
lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted  only for the
compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of  volps,
fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced
the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then squarced his panz
(being attent not to rovin  the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still
viv) and Cappucciett (still  rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the  pellicc and
guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the  leccornies  in the cest.
Cappucciett red... beh!, let her stay, because she  had capit. And so,
everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the  lup!).

seee ... va beh...mo' postaci anche Nutellae!!
--
Angus
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