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Titolo: sempre da laughinggas :)

THE "STAN LEG" :)))))))
Michel
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September 30 2003
Solar Plexus World Tour
The long awaited "Solar Plexus World Tour" is beginning to take shape
which we are happy to be able to report. Surprising changes are being
made by the band and while nothing is set in stone just yet, we
anticipate what are able to report is pretty close to the truth. Give
or take a few minor details.
It is set to kick off November 2004, in Serbia and Montenegro where
the tour procession will snake its way up through Croatia, Hungary,
Slovakia, skip Poland and settle for some extended shows in Belarus,
Latvia and Estonia. Finishing Europe at that point, the Big Yellow
Tour Bus will then make a transatlantic trip across the Atlantic into
the Caribbean, small stops in Middle America, then down to South
America. All major venues in the region will be booked for the dates
estimated to be late January - early February. Off to Africa following
that, various dates in places no one has ever heard of, then over to
Yemen, Qatar, Jordan and Kuwait. Then will begin the "Stan Leg", such
as Pakistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan,
Takjikistan and Kazakhstan. The band will take a short break, heading
back to Ireland for some rest and to restock supplies of essentials
such as brylcream, lettered shirts for Edge and freshly squeezed
orange juice for the ever demanding Larry. Upon the second leg, they
will begin in Asia, doing smaller venues then proceed to Australia and
New Zealand leaving some spare time for the ironing out of the second
leg. Regions and dates yet to be decided.
When asked about this somewhat bizarre itinerary, Paul McGuiness was
oddly acquiescent. "The world loves U2". He stated blandly. "We have
spent so long achieving in America and reaped the rewards. We feel we
have been neglectful. Did you know there are parts of the world even
Bono hasn't heard of? It is true. Bono was stunned to find there are
places out there which not only have not heard of U2, but places U2
have not heard of themselves. He and the rest of us feel we must do
everything in our power to rectify this. We are being spurred on by
talks of MeatLoaf making a comeback and we cannot rest on our laurels.
U2 has a fine reputation to uphold, they are the greatest band in the
world and not just in Bono's mind either. We will not be beat by a
has-been with a ridiculous stage name. We will conquer. MeatLoaf best
be preparing for a swift kick in the solar plexus. This is not the
end." 

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Ma se le cose stanno cosi' in Italia non verranno (almeno cosi' ho
capito)
Mi incazzo a morte se ci fanno uno sgarro del genere!!!!!
McPhisto
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in pratica č una barzelletta, don't worry... chi si inventa 'ste cose
evidentemente non sa proprio che cavolo fare dalla mattina alla sera.....

 evidentemente non sa proprio che cavolo fare dalla mattina alla sera.....
Ahhhh, vabbe'... allora ok!!!!
Gia' stavo partendo per Vico Road a Dublino armato di clava!!! :PPP


 Michel
Rotfl!!!! UAHAHHAHA!!!
:DDDDD
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da Manchester alla morte" Edgar Allan Poe
"Vale milioni di volte di più la vita di un solo essere umano, che tutte le
proprietà dell'uomo più ricco della terra." Ernesto Che Guevara
"I try to sing along I get it all wrong COZIMNOT! COZIMNOT! I swat'em like
flies the buggers keep coming back NOT maybe not "All hail to the thief! All
hail to the thief! " "But I'm not! But I'm not! But I'm not! But I'm not!"
"Don't question my authority or put me in the dock" COZIMNOT! COZIMNOT! Go &
tell the king that the sky is falling in When it's not When it's not When
it's not Maybe not Maybe not." Thom Yorke

 Takjikistan and Kazakhstan.
ODDIO :蚤DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...fatemi respirare...
Gil/bellissima l'intervista a McGuinne$$
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senza offesa, ma in italiano nienete?

 senza offesa, ma in italiano nienete?
senza offesa, ma anche cosě sě capisce che sono stronzate :PPP
Dalč