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Qualcuno mi può dare le trasscrizioni delle parti parlate del CD di FRIENDS?
Lo so che era già stato postato, ma il mio disco ha subito due format...
Grazie e ciao
Elena 
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Direttamente dal mio msg del 30/4/99:
Ecco fatto! Le battute di seguito riportate sono tratte dal CD Friends, e
sono tutte prese dalla prima serie.
Chiedo scusa a Mary e a tutti gli altri che non conoscono l'inglese, ma
purtroppo non ho assolutamente il tempo di tradurle.
Ok, partiamo subito dalla prima canzone:
(puntata 120)
CHANDLER: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as
one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could
totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
MONICA: So have you called her yet?
CHANDLER: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (THE GIRLS MAKE
DISGUSTED NOISES) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (TO THE
GUYS) I'm right, right?
JOEY+ROSS: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.
MONICA: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of
you people.
PHOEBE: Oh, God, just do it! (GETTING PHONE) Call her! Stop being so
testosteroney!
CHANDLER: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.
Dopo la terza canzone(Good Intentions):
(puntata 114)
RACHEL: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete
Carney.
MONICA: Which one was Pete Carney?
RACHEL: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had
sex. [imitating] "Was it good for you?"
MONICA: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over
Howard-the-"I-win"-guy. [imitating] "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy
for two months--I didn't get to win once.
RACHEL: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
MONICA: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
PHOEBE: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
MONICA: There's more beer, right?
PHOEBE: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if
you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing
ritual.
RACHEL: Phoebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
PHOEBE: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's
Day. It's perfect.
MONICA: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
PHOEBE: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
RACHEL: Or?
PHOEBE: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
MONICA: Burning's good.
RACHEL: Burning's good.
Dopo la 5 canzone (Sexuality):
(sempre puntata 114)
PHOEBE: Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
MONICA: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
PHOEBE: Um, that's ok! [throws it in fire] Ok. All right. Now we need the
semen of a righteous man.
RACHEL: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the
ritual in the first place.
MONICA: Can we just start throwing things in?
PHOEBE: Ok, yeah, ok. [she throws the directions in] Oh, OK.
RACHEL: [tossing things in the fire] Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's
boxer shorts.
PHOEBE: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah
Ah.
MONICA: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
RACHEL: [looking at picture] Hey he's wearing a sweater.
MONICA: No.
RACHEL/PHOEBE: Eww!
Dopo la 7 canzone(It's a free world baby)
(puntata104)
JOEY: (TO ROSS) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey
tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
CHANDLER: Happy birthday, pal!
JOEY: We love you, man. (KISSES HIM)
ROSS: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
JOEY: So?
ROSS: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one
of you got to bring a date?
CHANDLER: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty".
ROSS: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
MONICA: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
ROSS: Ohhh.
JOEY: What's wrong with the twentieth?
CHANDLER: Eleven days before Hallowe'en.. all the good costumes are gone?
ROSS: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical
relationship. (JOEY IS PUZZLED) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on
the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her
lesbian lover.
JOEY: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Dopo la 9(angel of the morning):
(puntata101)
ROSS:Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
JOEY: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's
only one flavour of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross.
There's lots of flavours out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough,
and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or
whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got
married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a
spoon!
ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
CHANDLER: Stay out of my freezer!
.................
ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've
grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask
a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (GAZES OUT OF THE WINDOW)
(CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW)
Dopo la 11(Big Yellow taxi) ci sono solo delle canzoni di Phoebe
Dopo la 12(Stain yer blood) c'è il mitico dialogo:
(puntata102)
MONICA: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important
as any part of it.
JOEY: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah!
RACHEL: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
MONICA: Absolutely.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through
before Pink Floyd comes out.
ROSS: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's
that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
CHANDLER: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how
great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just
trying to stay awake.
RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next
time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album
alone.
JOEY: (PAUSE)....Are we still talking about sex?
Dopo la sigla finale (ed il karaoke) c'è:
(puntata106)
JOEY: Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (TO ALL) That
was my agent. (TOSSES AND CATCHES PHONE) My agent has just gotten me a job-
in the new Al Pacino movie!
ALL: Oh my God! Whoah!
MONICA: Well, what's the part?
JOEY: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an
actor! 'I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole
courtroom's out of order!'
PHOEBE: Seriously, what-what's the part?
JOEY: 'Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!'
ROSS: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
JOEY: ...I'm his (MUMBLES)
RACHEL: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
JOEY: ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He
goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
MONICA: (TRYING NOT TO LAUGH) Oh my God.
JOEY: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and
that's big!
CHANDLER: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after
all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way
into showbusiness.
JOEY: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for
me!
ROSS: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the
big opening?
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 Direttamente dal mio msg del 30/4/99:
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Grazie mille!!!!!
Elena 
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