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Titolo: [LONG] Jennifer Aniston da Jay Leno (transcript - 1a parte)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, June 12th, featuring Jennifer Aniston
Jen:Heelloo!
Jay:Congratulations on your movie, this is like, like what, more than
200 million dollars?
Jen:(smiles) yeah, it's great.
Jay:What is this your biggest movie opening ever? 
Jen: ever! Yeah! I think if you add up all the movies together.. It's
still less than that. (laughs) 
Jay: Yeah, well, see, that's pretty good. 
Jen:..pretty good.. very nice. 
Jay: Very exciting. Now where did you just get back from? 
Jen:I was in … uh, Malta. 
Jay: Malta. Now isn't that near Spain somewhere? 
Jen: Yeah, you can actually see Sicily on a clear day. It's below the
boot.. It's an island
Jay: Oh right. 
Jen:It's absolutely beautiful. And ancient. 
Jay:Oh alright, now, why were you there? On vacation? 
Jen:Yeah, I was touring. No! I was visiting my husband! 
Jay: Oh! That Brad fella?! 
Jen:Yeah! (audience screams and cheers) 
Jay: Yeah, that's right. 
Jen:Remember him? 
Jay: Oh that's right! Yeah, he lost his citizenship, and now he has to
stay on the island. 
Jen:Yeah, we have to do the long distance thing. Yeah, It's pretty
hard. 
Jay:Now what's he doing there? 
Jen:He's doing a movie. 
Jay:What movie is he doing? 
Jen:Troy. 
Jay: Oh, is it like a period thing? 
Jen:Yeah, it's a period piece. 
Jay:What- What does he play? 
Jen:He plays Achilles[Smiles] 
[audience responses] 
Jay:Oh really?! Oh that's- how does he come home, in a suit? 
Jen:In the leather skirt? 
[audience responses again] 
Jay:Oh that's cool. 
Jen:Yeah. I said 'Honey, that's the one you're taking home.' 
[even more screams.] 
Jay:you know, now, I know you a little, pretty well, and I know you're
definitely afraid of flying, or you used to be.. Cause [Malta] is as
far as you can go. 
Jen:That's as far as you can go. I mean, I felt like I was traveling
for.. days! But you know, I'm getting better at it. 
Jay:love will do that. 
Jen: Love will do that. When there's a will, there's a way. My
girlfriends actually wrote me take off-this is really really corny-but
they uh, I've asked that to write these take off letter, like a note,
actually, you know, to just, just distract myself, so I wasn't you
know, concentrate-basically, just something, you know, to distract me!
So I'm not listening to every little sound of him turning off the
engine when you're in the sky.. you know, but that's what happens,
right? 
Jay:So they wrote these notes.. 
Jen:So they wrote these notes, and I was expecting little thing, you
know, just like, 'take off, have a good time, good luck..' and I get
like these love letters, from my firlfriends, and they're so, and
suddenly I was weeping-on this airplane, you know, it's the front of
the plane, and you have these seats, one and another person.. 
Jay:right, right…
Jen:and I look to my left, and I swear to God, I see this man, and I'm
looking at him going like Who is that guy? -- this guy is looking at
me, and I said to myself Isn't that the guy from Wham?? [audience
laughs] 
Jay:George Michael? 
Jen:George Michael or the other guy! He had two big hoops in his ears,
and he had blonde, bleached hair, and it turns out it was Michael
Flatley from Lord of the Dance. 
Jay: Oh! [cheers] Was he flying with his shirt off? 
Jen:No, he had his shirt on. 
Jay:Oh, he had his shirt on, okay. 
Jen:But yeah, he thought I was upset about something and [meanwhile,
Jay does the LOTD thing] yeah, he danced up and down the isle and
tried to make me feel better abour the flying thing. 
Jay:Now let's go back to your girlfriends. I'm interestd. 
Jen:It's sweet
Jay:It is sweet, but.. 
Jen:I'm a lucky girl. I've got the best girlfriends
Jay:But this seems like a girl thing. 
Jen:It is a girl thing. 
Jay:I mean, I'm going on the road- hey Kev, would you write me a love
letter? [pretends to write on the desk] Dear Jay, our love for each
other..' 
Jen:It is for-you know, it sounds really cheesy, but-and I just told a
lot of people [laugh at herself] 
Jay:And then they write something disturbing. 'If something were to
happen to you, how long will I be able to date Brad.. 
Jen:haha, yeah. I want your car, and…
Jay:But the letter can only carry you so far.. 
Jen:No, well, yeah, see the thing Is, I didn't expect - they were like
pages long. And I was reading and I go, well, now I'm just cheating
cause I'm well into the flight, so I saved them, since I figured, you
know, I still has two take offs and landings, so I saved them for the
nest leg of-I'm weird, people. 
Jay:So you get loaded? 
Jen:Yeah, I get loaded. I'm popping pills and you know.. they call me
Judy [Laughs/ smiles] 
Jay:Do you take medication? See, A lot of people take medication. 
Jen:No, I do.. I catually just stared, what is it, it's actually for
stage fright, and I can't remember what it's called.. but someone said
for stage flight-stage fright, not stage flight. Which you know, it
could be theatre in the air.. You know, on your programs, they have
the little-- 
Jay:Can I ask you something? 
Jen:yeah? 
Jay: Are you on any of those medication right now?? 
[laughs] 
Jen: No..! Jay:I have to ask you something.. 
Jen:I'm moving! I'm so emotional right now. 
Jay:I have to show you something..You know the headlines we so every
Monday night, people send us ads… This is from Mexico. This is a
cutout of the Mexico phone book. [Theres a place called 'Angel Skin'
with a nude pic of Jen from the Rolling Stones in 96. A message place]
This is from a Mexican message place, I mean, isn't that you? 
Jen:Yes, it is me. Let me see that…!
Jay:Do you work in a Mexican message place? Maybe when you were on
medication--
Jen:I, I, that's really funny. 
Jay:Have you seen this? 
Jen:No, no I've never seen that.. But my subscription must've ended. 
Jay:So they took this picture of you.. and the guy is thinking [in
Mexican accent] Is that the girl from Frrrriends? 
Jen:That's really funny. I actually am a masseuse. I could, but yeah,
it's in my off-season. 
Jay:Oh you are. 
Jen:Yeah, I'm a good masseuse. You know, this is what's interesting. I
don't work there! I quit a long time ago! Why are they still saying I
work there?! [holds up the ad]
Jay: You know when Friends ends you can have something to fall back
on. 
Jen:You know it's like those shows, those awful, awful shows .. on
E!... - Do we have to go to break? I'm sorry. 
Jay:Ok, we'll take a break, more with Jennifer Aniston right after
this. 
[COMMERCIAL BREAK] 
-- 
j./All opinions expressed herein are solely those of my friend, Buck 
the squirrel.
Still alive (very alive) on Saturday at 22:15:00 - 
http://www.iftf.it

Jen:Yeah, I was touring. No! I was visiting my husband! 
a questo riguardo:
http://hold-on.org/jennifer-online/Magdivers/US20.jpg
http://hold-on.org/jennifer-online/Magdivers/US21.jpg
http://hold-on.org/jennifer-online/Magdivers/US22.jpg
http://hold-on.org/jennifer-online/Magdivers/US23.jpg
-- 
j./An argument is a discussion that occurs when I'm right, but they 
haven't realised it yet.
Still alive (very alive) on Saturday at 22:17:28 - 
http://www.iftf.it

[COMMERCIAL BREAK] 
ok, sto qui e aspetto...

 Jay: Are you on any of those medication right now?? 
Giusta domanda.
Questa tizia parla come se avesse fumato del crack, vede uno degli Wham
sull'aereo e non sa se si tratti di George Micheal o dell'altro, e in
più ha immagini pubblicitarie in Messico. Non è che Matthew Perry le ha
passato della roba buona? :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ciao,
 Emmanuele.
-- 
Emmanuele Bassi (Zefram)           [ 
http://digilander.libero.it/ebassi/
 ]
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 Non è che Matthew Perry le ha passato della roba buona?
magari e' solo un piacevole effetto secondario della zona, miracolo
piu', miracolo meno :)
-- 
'I'm not going to worry about my fertility 
until cartier start making a biological clock.'
http://MicroBlogGiallo.blogspot.com/
 [traveling]

andrew rid-qualchecosa-w [vero?]
Ridgeley (superMoRgAn al vostro servizio :))
Il tizio che lei avrebbe scambiato per george Michael č questo:
http://bbs.annex.com/zamm/mflatley.htm
Entrambi - insieme - sono, come dici tu, meglio di Mauro Repetto (il
biondino epilettico degli 883).
Solo per gli stomaci forti:
http://www.bottomfioc.net/mp3sh/mauro%20repetto%20-%20brandi's%20smile.mp3

 piu', miracolo meno :)
LOL :-)
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http://www.bottomfioc.net/mp3sh/mauro%20repetto%20-%20brandi's%20smile.mp3
Allora non posso: vada avanti ad aulin da una settimana (maledetto
dente). :-)
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 Jay: Malta. Now isn't that near Spain somewhere?
Io li odio gli americani e la loro ignoranza/fegancazzismo del resto del
mondo!
Mi ricordo ancora qualche anno fa sulla CNN, durante la guerra nei balcani
avevano fatto vedere una cartina con la svizzera al posto della repubblica
ceca! Ma si può?
Franz

ok, sto qui e aspetto...
anche io...ma non si trova da scaricare da qualche parte?
Mavi

anche io...ma non si trova da scaricare da qualche parte?
pare che qualcuno voglia mettere il video su edonkey, pertanto la
ragazza che ha fatto il transcript e' in stand-by, perche' non vuole,
ovviamente, fare un lavoro inutile... vi faro' sapere... :)
-- 
j./The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Still alive (very alive) on Sunday at 12:26:49 - 
http://www.iftf.it

ovviamente, fare un lavoro inutile... vi faro' sapere... :)
Yeee!
:)
Mavi

 Jen:Yeah. I said 'Honey, that's the one you're taking home.'
..........................ok, da oggi nomination fissa a sta *t**n*a!!!!!!!
jena piangens