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Titolo: Sottotitoli di JOEY

Scusate il post lunghissimo, ma non avevo dello spazio dove
metterlo...cosě ho pensato di copiare tutto nel ng.
Tutto quello che dovete fare č copiare da [INFORMATION] in poi sul
blocco note e salvare come xxx.sub (mettete il nome che volete)
I sub sono abbastanza sincronizzati con il video. Mi raccomando a non
lasciare righe vuote dopo l'ultima riga scritta, il sottottitolo
potrebbe non funzionare :)
PS x Sebapop, devo tradurli...per qualche frase mi dai una mano o
vengo direttamente sul ng di inglese?
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Where am I taking you?
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Oh yeah, I gotta get some place.
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It's my sister's place.
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She was supposed to take me up but she's[br]... kind of all there, you
know.
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The address?
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Right, right, right.
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So you're here visiting family?
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Well, no, I'm an actor.
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I've been in New York
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but I got an offer to work in L.A. and
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I think it's time for me to take my shot.
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Kind of scary, I mean...
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I left my whole life behind but I[br] think it's a smart move, you
know,
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if you wanna make it as an actor,[br] you gotta move to L.A., to
Hollywood !
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So what are you doing here in Dallas ?
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I did have a lay over in Dallas !
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Oh thank God !
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Oh my God, Joey !
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Hey Gina !
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My brother, the star.
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Days Of Our Lives !
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- Not any more ![br]- Formerly !
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- Good to see you.[br]- I know,[br] I missed you so much.
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Wait a second, wait a second !
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You look different !
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I forgot ! You haven't seen 'em.
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What do you think ? They're new !
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I went up 3 cup sizes. The doctor was reluctant !
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Come on, touch 'em.
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Let's get my bag. I'll feel[br] you up in the car, I promise.
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Tell me about the big new job.
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Il all started when I got this new agent.
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This lady is a shark.
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And that means she's a good agent,[br] not an actual shark.
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I know that.
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Yeah, I did too.
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Anyway, she got me offers from 2 new shows.
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Wow ! What are they ?
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Well, the first one is [br]about a bunch of male nurses
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and I wasn't really crazy about that one.
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I mean I've already been a brain surgeon.
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I don't think my fans would buy me as a nurse.
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They bought you as a brain surgeon,[br] they're pretty understanding.
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Doesn't matter, okay ? Because the other show...
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it's about a cop and I'm the star.
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Also, it's for cable
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so there's a combination of nudity[br] and swearing that I find
intriguing.
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I am so proud of you !
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So, how many bags we're looking for ?
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Just one, the rest of my stuff is on a moving truck
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and I gave them your number,[br] the company's called "Movers and
Shakers".
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They cost a little more but...
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that name cracks me up.
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Oh wait, that was my bag.
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It's okay, hold on.
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Sir, could you grab that bag ?
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Thank you !
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They do get things done.
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Wow !
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I think I like L.A. !
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I thought you and Chandler[br] should have moved out a long time ago.
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It's a very vibrant gay scene.
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Chandler and I are not a gay couple !
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Hi !
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Hey ! This is it !
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You're new home !
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Oh my God !
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- Yeah ?[br]- Yeah !
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Gina, thank you for finding this. I love it !
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Good because if you didn't I was gonna lie and[br] tell you Tom Cruise
used to live here.
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Tom Cruise lived here ?
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Sure he did, honey !
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Let me show you the best part !
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Check this out !
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Sit up here and lean back.
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Look over there.
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Is that the middle of the Hollywood sign ?
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That is the Hollywood sign.
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I can see the Hollywood sign !
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And into that woman's bathroom !
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And now she sees me looking ! Hi there !
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What's the matter ?
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I just...
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I can't believe I'm here, you know.
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It doesn't... It doesn't feel real.
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And neither do those.
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Gina Tribbiani, hairdresser to the stars.
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Stars ?
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It sounds better than hairdresser[br] to mostly Dominicans firms.
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Yeah, honey.
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Come on up.
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It's my Michael. He's parking.
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Say, what is Michael now ? 20 ?
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Yeah, don't I look incredible for[br] the mother of an adult son ?
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It's the good thing about having[br] a kid so young.
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You rarely hear the argument for [br]a teen pregnancy.
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Michael is so excited to see you again.
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Oh and by the way, told him I[br] had him when I was 22.
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I don't want him to think[br] his mother is a tramp.
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Uncle Joey !
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Hey ! Wow ! Man !
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I still think of you as a little kid !
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So much for these wings[br] I picked up on the airplane.
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Oh no ! I'll still take them.
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I was just gonna show them to you...
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Tell your uncle Joey what you've been up to lately !
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Well, now that college's done.
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I'm just doing some grad work over Caltech center[br] for simulation
of dynamic response materials.
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Can you believe he came out of me ?
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Actually, right now, we're designing a mock-up for[br] an escape
module for the international space station.
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What are you a rocket scientist ?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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So how do you like living at school ?
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Oh no, I still live with mom.
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Oh man !
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That is nice !
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Shut up ! We have fun. Tell him we have fun !
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We do have fun. We have a lot in[br] common than most moms and sons
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'cause she had me when she was just 22, so ?
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Yeah, 22, yeah.
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That's why we had to change churches.
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Michael, where's the lasagna ?
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I left it in the car.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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Look at that ! So much going on up[br] here he can't remember lasagna.
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We are different you and me !
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So, come on ! What else is going on ?
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Well, actually, I'm thinking about moving out.
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- Oh yeah, where ?[br]- Here with you.
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What ?
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I'm 20 years old, man. I shouldn't[br] be living with my mom.
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Everyone at school makes fun of me.
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And it's not like these are the cool kids,[br] they're not
quarterbacks...
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engineers !
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But what do you wanna live with me ?
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Well, huh, this may not be a big selling point but
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I have no money for rent.
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And I mean, and also you're my[br] cool uncle Joey, you know.
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Living with you, that would just... you know.
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Yeah... Break your mother's heart.
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I know... I know.
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But it's... I mean... It's [br]gonna happen some time.
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I just have to get out of there.[br] Have you seen her breast ?
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She made me touch 'em !
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Hi !
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Actually not that big of a drop !
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Allison. I live next door.
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Really ? I'm Joey. I've just moved in.
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Say, I was about to eat. You want some ?[br] I've got homemade
lasagna.
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It's 7:30 in the morning.
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I'm still on New York time.
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So you eat lasagna at 10:30 ?
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No, I eat lasagna at 7:30 but
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it seemed like a big deal to you so...
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So, you're from New York ?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You see... I'm an actor.
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Oh that's so cute. You think [br]it's a big deal to be an actor;
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Everyone here is an actor.
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What ?
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That guy in that apartment...
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actor !
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Actor !
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Actor !
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Porn actor !
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Really ?
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Yeah. He lives above me.
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He's not the best.
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I'm actually a very serious actor, you know.
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Romeo ! Oh Romeo ! Wherefore art thou Romeo ?
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That was Romeo.
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Actually that was Juliet.
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What ?
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Romeo wouldn't have started a [br]speech with "Romeo !  Romeo !"
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I've done that for like a million auditions !
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Blue walls. Scene C. Take 2.
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And... action !
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And... cut !
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I can't believe I'm on a set !
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I think like I could be networking.[br] Let me go talk to the
director.
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Must be pretty cool seeing your uncle[br] starting his own show, huh ?
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Not as cool as it would be seeing my[br] roommate starting his own
show.
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Michael, about us living... Come on !
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I don't think it's a good idea.
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Why not ?
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I don't wanna get between you and your mom, alright ?
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I can't have her mad at me.
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When we were kids, she used to torture me.
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She hit me all the time.
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She used to hold me down and force me[br] to say "I am gay for David
Cassidy".
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Who's that ?
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David Cassidy from The Partridge Family.[br] Really good looking...
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The point is...
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I don't want her mad at me, okay ? I'm sorry.
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It's okay? I understand.
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All right. Good.
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You are not gonna believe this !
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The director thought I was an actress !
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Sure, that's because you got big fake [br]boobs and you're crazy !
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I love it out here !
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Sunny and 72° everyday !
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Wonder what it's like in New York.
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71.
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Poor bastards !
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- Joey ! Hey ![br]- Hey Allison !
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Allison, this is my sister Gina.
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Allison lives here next door.
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- Hi ![br]- hey !
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You have very beautiful hair.
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Thank you very much.
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If you ever wanna sell it, give me a call.
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Thanks.
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I liked that girl, okay ?
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Don't be trying to buy her hair !
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She could be the future Mrs. Joey Tribbiani.
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Or at the very least the future...
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awkward situation.
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It's my agent, the shark.
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Hello !
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Hi Bobby !
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Right ! And ?
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What ?
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Why ?
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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My show was dead.
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It's not even gonna air.
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Oh my god ! Did they say why ?
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People thought it was disgusting !
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Geez ! you defecate on one corpse !
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Oh honey. I am so sorry.
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I can't believe this.
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How can I go from having two shows to...
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having nothing !
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You think you should have done the other show ?
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The nurses thing ?
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Oh no way !
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I mean my thing didn't go but
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believe me no one is gonna watch a show about nurses.
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I'm here with Sam Baxter, one of the[br] nurses on the new hit show
RN.
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and, Sam, I'm told that you weren't the [br]first choice for this
role.
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Well, that's right actually. The producers [br]originally the role to
someone else.
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An actor by the name of Joey Tribani.
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Well, wherever he is, I bet you Joey Tribani...
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- is kicking himself.[br]- Tribbiani !
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Joey Tribbiani is kicking himself.
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Hey ! What are you doing here ?
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I don't know, mom told me you'd be clearing[br] out your dressing room
today.
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So I figured I'd come by and cheer you up.
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What are you cooking ?
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Spaghetti and meatballs. It's grandma's recipe.
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It always makes me feel better.
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Mom made it for me this one time...
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this one time I got a B.
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I got a B once...
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cheated my ass off.
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So was today hard ?
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Yeah, I can't believe it.
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A week ago, I was a star of a show and now [br]I'm the guy who turned
down "nurses".
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Which is strange because in real life, [br]I would never turn down a
nurse.
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So what do you do now ?
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I'm meeting with my agent later to try to[br] figure out some kind of
game plan.
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Hey ! they're making a new Indiana Jones movie.[br] Maybe you can...
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turn that down.
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Feeling more comfortable around your uncle Joey ?
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This is really nice. Thanks for doing this.
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You know, if you let me be you're roommate,[br] you could have this
like everyday.
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Michael, look. You're a great kid and I would [br]love to have you as
my roommate
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but your mother will flip out.
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I mean...
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You're in !
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No ! No ! No ! No !
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Oh hey Joey ! Have a sit, doll !
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Thanks for seeing me. Listen...
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I know we blew it by turning down that nurses thing
00:16:00.37,00:16:03.61
but I gotta believe there is something [br]bigger or me right around
the corner.
00:16:04.17,00:16:08.15
Listen... You are living in a dream world.
00:16:10.04,00:16:10.84
Excuse me ?
00:16:10.98,00:16:12.89
That nurses show is huge !
00:16:13.24,00:16:16.34
Everyone involved in it is gonna become insanely rich
00:16:16.37,00:16:18.78
and is gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.
00:16:20.11,00:16:22.57
But my job is to keep up your moral.
00:16:24.53,00:16:25.78
I do feel better.
00:16:27.13,00:16:27.96
Look...
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I'm a straight shooter
00:16:30.41,00:16:32.22
but I'll tell you something else about me:
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I am the best !
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There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you.
00:16:38.96,00:16:39.84
I would...
00:16:40.43,00:16:43.14
throw on a meat skirt and wrestle a lion !
00:16:44.18,00:16:47.61
I would pull off my own ears and eat them !
00:16:49.50,00:16:52.43
That's... gross !
00:16:53.33,00:16:56.05
I'm gonna get you through this.
00:16:56.28,00:17:02.22
Next year, I am gonna find you a show that'll [br]blow this nurses
thing right out of the...
00:17:03.53,00:17:05.46
What the hell am I saying ?
00:17:05.54,00:17:07.39
Nothing's gonna top that !
00:17:10.80,00:17:13.69
Hold on. Next year ? No, no, no !
00:17:13.76,00:17:15.31
I need to get something now !
00:17:15.38,00:17:16.77
Well, I've got nothing !
00:17:18.76,00:17:21.79
Zilch ! Zero ! Nada !
00:17:23.25,00:17:24.57
There's gotta be something !
00:17:24.74,00:17:28.68
Well, they do need a host for this [br]new entertainment show.
00:17:28.88,00:17:30.60
It's not really acting
00:17:31.17,00:17:34.50
but it may work since you have such a tremendous head !
00:17:39.08,00:17:40.00
I do ?
00:17:40.12,00:17:42.46
Oh come on ! We don't have time for this !
00:17:44.21,00:17:45.61
Thanks Bobby ! Thank you !
00:17:47.66,00:17:50.66
Looks like you got a big barrel on your shoulders !
00:17:59.92,00:18:01.51
Gina! Where have you been ?
00:18:01.78,00:18:03.39
My audition is in half an hour !
00:18:03.44,00:18:05.98
Sorry, I'll give you a little trim. [br]It'll take two minutes.
00:18:06.96,00:18:09.27
Any sign of my stuff ? Have the movers called ?
00:18:09.36,00:18:09.98
No.
00:18:10.32,00:18:12.33
Stupid Movers and Shakers !
00:18:14.47,00:18:16.70
I can't be mad at those guys !
00:18:19.75,00:18:22.48
Hey do me a favor. See if you can make [br]my head look a little bit
smaller.
00:18:26.52,00:18:29.01
I can't do this. I'm too upset.
00:18:29.54,00:18:30.33
What's the matter ?
00:18:32.70,00:18:34.24
Michael said he was moving out.
00:18:35.08,00:18:37.49
Did he say who he was moving in with ?
00:18:37.68,00:18:39.35
- No, why ?[br]- Uh... no reason...
00:18:41.41,00:18:43.71
But you know if you think about it, Gina,[br] this could be a good
thing.
00:18:43.83,00:18:46.82
You could have more time for your hairdressing.
00:18:47.55,00:18:48.59
Oh please !
00:18:48.88,00:18:50.51
No much of a hairdresser anyway !
00:18:50.77,00:18:53.38
I only started cutting hair [br]because Channel 5 exposed me
00:18:53.44,00:18:55.87
as this Southland most dangerous dental technician.
00:18:58.83,00:19:01.34
That was some damning footage.
00:19:05.06,00:19:07.03
I just don't know what I'm gonna do without him.
00:19:07.57,00:19:08.71
He's my baby !
00:19:10.36,00:19:12.39
- Hey come on ![br]- No, really.
00:19:12.78,00:19:14.41
I don't have much to be proud of.
00:19:15.30,00:19:16.69
But him, I did right.
00:19:21.50,00:19:22.94
I gotta take this.
00:19:23.72,00:19:24.48
What ?
00:19:24.70,00:19:25.33
Yeah.
00:19:25.70,00:19:27.36
I've got a lead on some blond hair.
00:19:31.70,00:19:33.42
And some good straight stuff.
00:19:37.59,00:19:39.27
Okay, we got a big problem.
00:19:39.37,00:19:41.70
I just told mom I was moving out. She went crazy.
00:19:41.76,00:19:43.97
I don't know what she's gonna do [br]when she hears I'm moving with
you.
00:19:44.26,00:19:46.13
Well, let's find out.
00:19:48.84,00:19:50.71
Why didn't you tell me she was here
00:19:50.89,00:19:52.56
You couldn't tell I was getting a haircut ?
00:19:53.73,00:19:56.08
You think I just walk around [br]my apartment in a cape ?
00:19:59.86,00:20:00.75
He's gonna live here ?
00:20:00.91,00:20:01.68
Are you kidding me ?
00:20:01.78,00:20:03.21
Mom, look. This was my idea.
00:20:03.28,00:20:03.98
That's true.
00:20:04.27,00:20:06.64
Sure, I bet you landed and right [br]away he begged you:
00:20:06.70,00:20:08.40
"Please get me away from my mother !"
00:20:13.25,00:20:15.31
I cannot believe you would do this to me.
00:20:16.80,00:20:18.19
- Gina...[br]- Mom...
00:20:18.25,00:20:19.63
- Gina, wait a...[br]- Mom ![br]- Gina...
00:20:22.36,00:20:23.27
Oh my god !
00:20:23.43,00:20:24.68
I know. I know...
00:20:27.60,00:20:30.03
I could eat a really big lobster in this.
00:20:38.78,00:20:41.23
Okay, Joey. The audition is very simple.
00:20:41.88,00:20:42.72
Three cameras.
00:20:43.09,00:20:46.35
Each one has a teleprompter beneath[br] the lens and a red light on
top.
00:20:46.60,00:20:48.80
Whichever red light is lit, that's [br]the camera you address.
00:20:48.96,00:20:50.49
The producer is watching from that monitor.
00:20:51.48,00:20:53.33
Geez ! Is that a man or a woman ?
00:20:53.70,00:20:54.55
And your mike.
00:20:56.47,00:20:58.67
Okay. Let's do this.
00:20:58.91,00:20:59.64
We have a roll.
00:20:59.82,00:21:02.83
Joey Tribbiani audition in 5.. 4... 3...
00:21:03.35,00:21:04.71
Welcome to Hollywood minute.
00:21:04.94,00:21:05.95
I'm name.
00:21:10.04,00:21:11.15
Can I start again ?
00:21:11.31,00:21:12.26
Whenever you're ready.
00:21:12.35,00:21:12.96
Okay.
00:21:15.44,00:21:16.93
Welcome to Hollywood minute.
00:21:17.14,00:21:18.37
I'm Joey Tribbiani.
00:21:18.64,00:21:20.54
and here are today's top stories.
00:21:20.93,00:21:23.81
- Well, even though she's on vacation,...[br]- Cut ! Joey.
00:21:24.06,00:21:25.23
You didn't switch cameras.
00:21:25.54,00:21:27.46
Oh ! Did the light change ?
00:21:27.82,00:21:28.47
Yeah.
00:21:28.71,00:21:31.10
Even though you're reading, you need to[br] be aware of when the light
changes.
00:21:32.90,00:21:34.40
That's really the best way to do this ?
00:21:36.20,00:21:39.60
Okay, let's try it again in 5... 4... 3
00:21:40.20,00:21:41.58
Welcome to Hollywood minute.
00:21:41.91,00:21:43.21
I'm Joey Tribbiani.
00:21:43.47,00:21:45.32
and here are today's top stories.
00:21:45.55,00:21:51.01
Well, even though she's on vacation,[br] Jennifer Lopez is in the news
today.
00:21:51.23,00:21:53.14
More on that story later.
00:21:53.44,00:21:57.00
But first, let's check out the box office[br] returns for this
weekend.
00:21:57.31,00:22:01.07
Topping the list for the third week in a row... Man  ![br] That is one
fast red light !
00:22:01.26,00:22:02.13
Topping the list...
00:22:02.73,00:22:03.74
Topping the list...
00:22:05.11,00:22:06.49
I know it's not that one.
00:22:07.47,00:22:08.56
Where the hell is it ?
00:22:09.20,00:22:11.28
Okay, Joey. Thanks for coming.
00:22:11.35,00:22:13.05
No, no, no. I'm getting the hang of it.
00:22:13.12,00:22:15.70
Please, Mr. or Mrs. producer.
00:22:15.99,00:22:18.28
I need this job. I can do this.
00:22:18.54,00:22:20.49
- You're looking at the wrong camera.[br]- Damn it !
00:22:21.75,00:22:24.33
Romeo ! Oh Romeo !
00:22:35.99,00:22:37.19
- Hey ![br]- Hey !
00:22:37.89,00:22:38.77
What's wrong ?
00:22:39.96,00:22:45.51
I... I just blew an audition to host[br] this stupid entertainment
show.
00:22:46.02,00:22:47.96
- Is that even acting ?[br]- No !
00:22:48.30,00:22:50.37
It's just following a really fast red light.
00:22:51.45,00:22:53.42
Look, don't get discouraged.
00:22:53.66,00:22:56.32
I have a friend that got rejected from[br] like a million different
things.
00:22:56.45,00:22:58.76
And he just got a part in that new nurses show.
00:23:01.76,00:23:03.43
Well, I hope you get the next thing.
00:23:03.65,00:23:04.68
You seem like a nice guy.
00:23:05.49,00:23:06.33
Thanks.
00:23:07.42,00:23:08.48
Say, Allison.
00:23:10.55,00:23:13.73
Would you wanna maybe go and grab a bite to eat ?
00:23:15.42,00:23:17.48
Sounds nice. Can't.
00:23:18.09,00:23:20.03
I've gotta go to the airport and pick up my husband.
00:23:23.15,00:23:25.10
Oh... You're married ?
00:23:25.55,00:23:26.70
You didn't see the ring ?
00:23:26.91,00:23:29.48
Yeah, I saw a ring but it's not on your left hand.
00:23:29.99,00:23:31.32
Yeah, it is.
00:23:34.73,00:23:35.78
If you say so.
00:23:45.48,00:23:46.23
Hey !
00:23:46.70,00:23:48.80
Did you know that girl next door is married ?
00:23:49.00,00:23:52.66
I can't talk to that girl, she...[br] she makes my stutter come back.
00:23:55.97,00:23:56.96
Can I talk to you ?
00:23:57.25,00:23:59.34
Look, Michael, if we’re gonna be roommates,[br] you should know
00:23:59.38,00:24:01.62
there are gonna be times when I'm not gonna wanna talk,
00:24:01.71,00:24:03.99
I'm just gonna wanna eat the spaghetti you made for me.
00:24:05.22,00:24:10.45
Well, actually, I'm not gonna be your roommate.
00:24:11.85,00:24:13.93
What ? Why ?
00:24:14.60,00:24:16.99
I don't know... I talked it over with my mom and she is...
00:24:17.05,00:24:18.48
Oh Michael ! Don't listen to her !
00:24:18.54,00:24:20.18
She's a selfish, crazy...
00:24:20.41,00:24:22.31
Okay, we need a signal for when she's here.
00:24:24.31,00:24:25.25
Come on, Michael. We're leaving.
00:24:25.34,00:24:26.84
Gina, this is nuts.
00:24:27.31,00:24:28.98
He's a man, okay ?
00:24:29.13,00:24:30.91
He's graduated college.
00:24:31.14,00:24:31.97
He shaves.
00:24:32.24,00:24:33.34
He sleeps with women.
00:24:34.11,00:24:35.57
I... I do shave.
00:24:36.90,00:24:38.93
Come on ! You have to let him go !
00:24:39.32,00:24:40.30
Oh yeah ?
00:24:42.70,00:24:45.33
You can hurt me all you want,[br] he's gonna move out some time.
00:24:45.55,00:24:46.93
Not if I can help it.
00:24:47.04,00:24:48.88
Look, Gina, I know he's your baby
00:24:49.04,00:24:50.56
but it's time to move on.
00:24:50.68,00:24:51.98
Change can be good.
00:24:52.15,00:24:54.44
- Oh it's easy for you to say ![br]- No, it's not !
00:24:54.98,00:24:55.72
No !
00:24:56.20,00:24:56.79
Look...
00:24:58.32,00:25:01.85
Nobody understands wanting things[br] to stay the same like I do.
00:25:01.90,00:25:03.09
I was happy in New York.
00:25:03.81,00:25:06.65
Okay ? And I tried really hard to keep[br] things from changing.
00:25:06.71,00:25:10.88
But everyone else got married and had kids... [br]and moved on.
00:25:10.94,00:25:11.93
They all changed.
00:25:13.69,00:25:16.44
So... I'm giving change a shot.
00:25:17.03,00:25:18.83
And it has been hard.
00:25:20.62,00:25:24.84
But.. just hoping things stay the same...
00:25:25.65,00:25:26.67
it doesn't work.
00:25:30.94,00:25:32.67
You're smarter than you used to be.
00:25:36.19,00:25:37.75
I don't know where that came from.
00:25:45.30,00:25:46.79
You know he's a slob, right ?
00:25:47.26,00:25:51.01
You know how you like everything nice and[br] clean and in its own
little place.
00:25:51.95,00:25:54.05
There's gonna be sauce on everything you own.
00:25:55.56,00:25:57.00
I don't know how it happens.
00:26:00.26,00:26:02.16
Mom, that's okay.
00:26:08.11,00:26:10.52
If this is really what you want...
00:26:11.24,00:26:12.96
Thank you, mom. Thank you.
00:26:15.79,00:26:17.53
I'm just gonna miss you. That's all.
00:26:18.46,00:26:21.10
It's been the two of us for such a long time.
00:26:21.30,00:26:23.48
Well, now it's the three of us.
00:26:23.76,00:26:25.39
You gave your speech... Enough !
00:26:29.38,00:26:30.77
You sure you're gonna be okay ?
00:26:30.87,00:26:32.36
Gina, he's gonna be fine !
00:26:32.41,00:26:33.77
He's old enough to move out !
00:26:34.17,00:26:36.24
You were raising a kid when you were 16 !
00:26:42.94,00:26:45.01
How did I not figure that out ?
00:26:47.32,00:26:47.87
I mean...
00:26:47.95,00:26:50.70
I took calculus when I was 8 !
00:26:52.58,00:26:53.33
You're dead.
00:26:53.42,00:26:55.43
Gina, back off. I don't wanna hurt you.
00:26:55.70,00:26:56.44
Oh yeah ?
00:26:59.26,00:27:01.44
I'm gay for David Cassidy !

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