Newsgroup: it.fan.tv.friends
Titolo: [SPOILER] Humor

Cerzrffn: vy frthragr zrffnttvb r' ha qviregragr cbfg pur sn frthvgb
ny pnyb qv nfpbygv qryy'hygvzb rcvfbqvb genfzrffb va Nzrevpn. Zbygv
fbfgratbab pur dhrfgb fvn qbihgb ny snggb pur y'vagrerffr ren grahgb
nygb qnyyn fgbelyvar sen Wbrl r Enpury r pur, niraqb nccneragrzragr
tyv fprarttvngbev zrffb qn cnegr yn fhqqrggn cre snibever "sbefr" ha
evniivpvanzragb Ebff-Enpury, yn "irppuvn" pbccvn aba cvnppvn cvh' ny
chooyvpb. Yn yrgghen r' qviregragr, nyzrab, vb zv pv fbab qviregvgb ha
fnppb, dhvaqv ir yn cebcbatb... ;)))
GBJ Gur Jevgref Punatr Gur Pyvssunatre
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Gvpx : BZT BZT BZT BZT !! Sevraqf gnaxrq ynfg avtug !
Jvpx : Ubj zhpu qvq jr unir ?
Gvpx : Jr pnzr frpbaq gb na rzretrapl ebbz naq unq n gra cbvag svir
fynfu guvegl funer.
Qvpx : Abj gung'f jung V pnyy fbzr frevbhf, frevbhf, frevbhf gnaxvat !
Lbh guvax vg'f orpnhfr bs Rnfgre naq orpnhfr RE unq fbzrguvat ernyyl
vzcbegnag ?
Jvpx : Lbh'er fhpu n qvpx Qvpx ! Fheryl vg zhfg or gur EaE grafvba
Qnivq : Lbh'er evtug Jvpx, yrgf whzc gb pbapyhfvbaf gbb snfg, abg jnvg
ubj gur bgure rcvfbqrf qb naq punatr gur pyvssunatre. Gung'f ubj lbh
jevgr n qrprag pyvssunatre ! Ng yrnfg gung vf nppbeqvat gb "Ubj Gb
Jevgr Pyvssunatref, sbe Qhzzvrf" *fubjf gur obbxf jvgu n cebhq fzvyr,
gura fgnegf gb ernq va vg*
Znegn : Fb boivbhfyl zber crbcyr jnag EaW gbtrgure orpnhfr gurl nera'g
jngpuvat orpnhfr bs gur pbagebirefl naq vagevthrtvatarff. Ab, ab, ab
gurl ner jngpuvat orpnhfr gurl jnag EaW gbtrgure !
Qnivq : *ybbxvat hc sebz gur obbx* Evtug ba Znegn ! *jvaxf ng ure*
Znegn : Qba'g jvax ng zr ! Fb jr'er tbvat gb unir gb jevgr n
pyvssunatre....Qnivq, nal vqrnf ?
Qnivq : *ernqf bhgybhq* "Jura n pregnva pbhcyr bs n fubj gnaxf gur
engvatf lbh qb gur pbzcyrgr bccbfvgr orpnhfr rvgure rirelbar vf sbe be
rirelbar vf ntnvafg." Fb V guvax guvf zrnaf jr'er tbvat sbe gur
EaW-gbtrgure-naq-qhzcvat-Ebff-va gur-genfupna-pyvssunatre.
Qvpx : Terng vqrn Qnivq !
Qnivq : *fzvyrf cebhqyl* Fb ubj ner jr tbvat gb qhzc Ebff va gur
genfupna ?
Jvpx : Uzzzz....rhhu...ubj nobhg guvf ? Jr whfg QHZC uvz va gur
genfupna !
Gvpx : Lbh'er fb fzneg Jvpx ! Jul qvqa'g V guvax bs gung ?
Jvpx : V qba'g xabj ohg gunax lbh Gvpx !
Qvpx : Lbh'er jrypbzr Jvpx
Jvpx : Lbh'er abg Jvpx, V nz Jvpx
Qvpx : Ab, V'z Jvpx, lbh'er Qvpx
Jvpx : Ybbx ng lbhe anzr gnt lbh fghcvq qvpx
Qvpx : *ybbxf ng uvf anzr gnt* Bu *oyhfurf* fbeel Jvpx
Jvpx : Vg'f bx Qvpx
Gvpx : ururur, lbh fvyyl qvpx
Qvpx : Url !!
Gvpx : V jnf gnyxvat gb Jvpx !
Qvpx : Bu ! ururur, ur pnyyrq Jvpx n fvyyl-qvpx !
Jvpx : Ohg lbhe anzr VF Qvpx !
Qvpx : Jung'f lbhe cbvag ?
GUR RAQ...
Abj gung'f jung V pnyy n pyvssunatre !
-Jung vf Jvpx'f cbvag ? 
-Jvyy vg rssrpg nal bs gur bgure ernqvat znexf ? 
-Qbrf ur unir n uhtr cbvag ? 
-Jung vf hc jvgu gur cbvag ? 
-Qbrf/jvyy uvf cbvag znxr frafr ? 
-Qbrf ur rira unir n cbvag ? 
-Jura jvyy gur cbvag or cbvagrq bhg ? 
-Jvyy cbvag naq dhrfgvba znex rire trg onpx gbtrgure ? 
-Be jvyy cbvag qb n anfgl 180 naq tb sbe rkpynzngvba cbvag, gur orfg
sevraq bs dhrfgvba znex ?! 
-Jvyy Qvpx rire svaq bhg gur gehr zrnavat bs uvf anzr ? 
-Jul qvq Qvpx'f cneragf anzr uvz Qvpx naq abg Svpx ? 
-Qbrf Qvpx unir srryvatf sbe Jvpx ? 
-Jnf Qvpx oyhfuvat orpnhfr bs Jvpx be orpnhfr ur jnf rzoneenffrq ur
jnfa'g Jvpx ?
Fbzr (vapburerag) bofreingvbaf : 
-Qvpx'f yvar jnf gur ynfg yvar naq raqrq jvgu n dhrfgvba znex, pbhyq
guvf or vagrecergrq nf n uvag gbjneqf n trg gbtrgure orgjrra dhrfgvba
znex naq cbvag ? Ohg gura ntnva gur frpbaq gb ynfg yvar raqrq jvgu na
rkpynzngvba cbvag
naq zber rkpynzngvba cbvagf jrer hfrq, vf gur jevgre nyfb gelvat gb
znxr n cbvag ol hfvat zber rkpynzngvba cbvagf ?
-Qvpx qbrfa'g xabj gur gehr zrnavat bs uvf anzr ohg gura jul qvq ur
frrz gb or bssraqrq jura Gvpx fnvq "lbh fvyyl qvpx" naq abg jura Jvpx
fnvq "Lbh'er fhpu n qvpx Qvpx" ?
-Zvtug vg or orpnhfr Qvpx zvtug unir srryvatf sbe Jvpx ? orpnhfr ur
qvqa'g gnxr nal bssrafr jura Jvpx "vafhygrq" uvz ohg ur qvq jura Gvpx
qvq vg. Ur nyfb gubhtug ur jnf Jvpx, jnf ur gbb ohfl qnl qernzvat
nobhg Jvpx pnhfr gung qnl qernz pbhyq unir orra nobhg Jvpx ? fb ur
pbhyq unir orra guvaxvat ur jnf Jvpx sbe n zbzrag. Pbhyq vg or n zvk ?
Qvpx unf srryvatf sbe Jvpx naq qbrfa'g xabj gur gehr zrnavat bs uvf
anzr.
-Jnf Qvpx oyhfuvat orpnhfr bs Jvpx be orpnhfr ur jnf rzoneenffrq ?
-Qvpx frrzrq gb or bssraqrq jura ur gubhtug Gvpx pnyyrq uvz n fvyyl
qvpx ohg abg jura Jvpx pnyyrq uvz n fghcvq qvpx...qbrf gur snpgbe
"srryvatf" cynl n znlbe cneg va guvf be vf ur n plobet naq gur jbeq
pbzovangvba fvyyl-qvpx gevttref fbzrguvat ? Abgr gung obgu fghcvq naq
fvyyl fgneg jvgu na "f"
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 tyv fprarttvngbev zrffb qn cnegr yn fhqqrggn
Come disse Ponzio Pilato:
Non dire gatto se non ce l'hai nel sacco. ^_____^
Richard\ Buona Pasqua! ^____-

Non dire gatto se non ce l'hai nel sacco. ^_____^
Ponzio Pilato allena la Nazionale!!!
PacChettimar -  Se ci sbattono fuori al primo turno, è colpa dei
giocatori, lui se ne lava le mani...

giocatori, lui se ne lava le mani...
IMO invece la nostra eliminazione sarebbe causata dalla volonta' di
morire di tutti i nostri calciatori che hanno giocato in Inghilterra
^___^