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Titolo: [SCRIPT] 907 in inglese

[lo script della 908 arriva tra poco, sto tentando di dargli una
formattazione plausibile ;)]
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907 - TOW Ross' Inappropriate Song
Scritto da: Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
Trascrizione inglese: Coffee Mug 
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SCENE: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the
couch after just changing her diaper.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a
break. (baby talk.) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up.) Come
here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her.) Oh! Look at
you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little
bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice.)
You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big
round belly. (emphasises the B's.) Big baby butt! I like big butts.
(raps.) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't
deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round
thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs.) Oh my God, Emma... you're
laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You
never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and
Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more?
Uhm...(raps.) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon...
(Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried.) I'm a terrible father!
OPENING CREDITS
SCENE: Central Perk. Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica
enter.
Chandler: Hi!
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
Chandler: How come?
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm
thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Joey: Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank. (realises
that anyone could have overheard that.) I didn't say that! It's in a
bank guarded by robots!
Chandler: Do you have any ideas?
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an
emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitching in on the weekends,
helping to plant the emus...
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Joey:(laughs.) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica.) People eat birds...
Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you
go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of
fried bird. " (laughs again.) Or... or maybe just a wing or...
(realises....)
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less
risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best
investment. The Fed just lowered the rates and the interest on your
mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler.) That's right, I
know some stuff!
Joey: Real estate, huh? Hmmm...
Monica:(very excited.) Oh, and you know who's selling a great
apartment? Richard!
Chandler:(imitating Monica.) Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her
ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the
club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face.
SCENE: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting
at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.
Phoebe: Hi!
Rachel and Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting
Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps.)
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Phoebe:(sarcastically.) Really? That hadn't occurred to me.
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Phoebe: They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!
Rachel: Oh yeah, she can't be herself.
Phoebe: Okay, so... all right... Which dress? (she holds up two
'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time,
don't wanting to hurt Phoebe.) You can say "neither".
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna
be fine.
Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good
with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a
little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh Mr. Pincer,
I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."
Monica: You went out with Wallis Pincer?
Rachel: Uh, he took the SAT's for me.
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Rachel: Sssh yeah, well, duh! I mean...
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how
amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time
actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Monica:(Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief.) She said WHAT?
Phoebe:(speaking louder and articulating.) That's she's like the
daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears.) Listen! (Monica
looks at Phoebe in a duh! way.)
SCENE: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.
Rachel: Hi.
Ross: Hi.
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's
parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Rachel:(in disbelief.) You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving
a makeover to that stupid hippie?
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh
too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's
laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs
about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird
and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited.)
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps.) well actually I
rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to
angry.)
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a
guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a
healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy
doubles.
Rachel:(disgusted.) owwwww...
Ross: Please don't take her away from me!
SCENE: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door. The listing
agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.
Catherine: Oh hi, come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent.
Joey: Hi I'm Joey. This is Chandler.
Chandler: So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt?
Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
Catherine: Actually, he is buying a much bigger place. It's got a
great view of Central Pa....
Chandler:(interupting.) Mmm That's enough about you!
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a
new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and
Chandler both realize what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're
not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Catherine: Oh... Okay, sorry!
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good
enough for you?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this
place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge
macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying
about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs.) You don't think he's
here, do you? (Joey looks around.)
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see, I don't
know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits
down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his
pants.) Yeah, I could see it.
Chandler:(Chandler looks around the place and his eye gets caught by
Richard's video collection.) Look at these videos. You know, I mean,
who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke...
Oh my God!
Joey: What?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape...
(realises.) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around.) And
this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more.)
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands....)
SCENE: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy
elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very
un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.
Mike: Wow! You look like... like my mom.
Phoebe: I'm wearing pantyhose!
Mike: Great! Come on in! (Mike kisses her on the cheek. A butler walks
in and takes Phoebe's coat.)
Phoebe: Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!
Mike: No, my parents are rich.
Phoebe: Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. (Mike's parents walk in.)
HELLO!
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore
and Bitsy.
Phoebe:(in a very posh accent.) Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you!
Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three
floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our
friends?
Phoebe: Oh, try and stop me!
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Phoebe:(no accent.) I'm trying to get your parents to like me.
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm
wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not (accent.) Phoebe...
Phoebe:(accent.) Got it! It... It's hard to stop...
Mike: Well, come on...
Theodore: Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So
where are you from?
Phoebe:(no accent.) Uhm... Okay, well, all right, uhm... Originally
I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad
went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually
lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are
received.) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got
hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I...
I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage
therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at
least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit
surreal, which Phoebe realizes and starts to talk in the accent
again.) So... where does everyone summer?
Commercial Break
SCENE: Mike's parents house again.
Phoebe: God! God! This is not going well.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk
to my dad?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?
Mike: Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good
looks from...
Theodore: Oh... Well...
Phoebe: Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
Theodore: Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...
Phoebe: Yeah I bet! Look out! (Phoebe punches Theodore right in the
stomach.)
Theodore: OH! OWWWWW! (Theodore grabs his stomach in agony.)
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you okay?
Theodore: I recently had surgery.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry!
Theodore: No, I'll be fine... I just should check the stitches...
Phoebe: I really, really am sorry.
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the
stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe.)
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents
before...
Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why
don't you go talk to my mom?
Phoebe: Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can
talk to her.
Mike: Yeah, you do that, and I go check my dad for signs of internal
bleeding. (Mike walks away and Bitsy walks in the same direction.)
Phoebe: Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you
again for having me here tonight.
Bitsy: Well, not at all...
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your
son is.
Bitsy: Thank you, I think so too.
Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was
raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.
Bitsy: Is he really?
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and...
you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle
lover.
Bitsy: E-e-excuse me?
Phoebe:(Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe.) Oh no, no, no, no,
no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no,
no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on
leave...
Bitsy: That's... my boy. (Bitsy walks away.)
Mike: Awesome!
SCENE: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Only Chandler is there with
the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set.
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I
mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs.) Well, we
know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR
and Joey enters the apartment.)
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Chandler: Don't judge me, I'm only human!
Joey: Did you take that tape?
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a
tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to
know what was on it?
Joey: I don't know. Who'm I'm married to?
Chandler: Some girl...!?
Joey: She hot?
Chandler: Yeah...!?
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably
not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly
be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously.) Can
it?
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being
taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
Joey:(backs off.) What? Whoo... What?
Chandler: Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself
to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in
the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly
an American football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the
crowds cheering....)
Chandler: Why am I hearing cheering?
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
Chandler: Football? Just football?
Joey: Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.
Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This
is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to
get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV
and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes
double in size....) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey
already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the
open space in front of the apartment door....) What are you doing?
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica
comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey
pinning him down.)
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from
the TV and looks at it.) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a
split second for Joey to realize, he pulls Monica down by her jacket,
and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and
Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
SCENE: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on
the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please
laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue
out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling
her fingers... No response from Emma....) Not funny huh? Oh so, is
it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in
general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird
movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here
to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... All right
sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that
you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face like, "Oh what am I
doing? The things I have to go through... " and she starts to rap.) I
like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't
deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round
thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh.) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!
Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure
movements start getting better.) I like big butts and I cannot lie...
/ You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you
are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little
weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters.)
Ross: Hey!
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was
amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?
Rachel: Oh! You know, I just... couple of things I tried ... I just
sang a little doo... Itsy Bitsy Spider...
Ross: You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
Rachel: Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...
SCENE: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's
parents and the Angles are there.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly
ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I
realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken
in seventeen minutes.
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you
sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Phoebe: Oh, Pervert Parade?
Mike:(sighs.) No...
Phoebe: Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?
Mike: Stop! (The butler serves dinner.)
Phoebe: Oh God! Is that veal?
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Bitsy: Oh!
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean,
I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
Mike: Phoebe you don't have to eat...
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish
babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of
fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her
fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed,
trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her
mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat....) Hmmm... yummy (everybody
seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then
Phoebe swallows it.) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an
instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table.
You hear a door slamming.)
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, who look
disgusted.)
SCENE: Monica and Chandler's. Monica switches off the VCR. Joey and
Chandler are behind the couch.
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Chandler: Whoho ho... Listen to the judgment from the porn star!
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses.) Joey I
would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in
private.
Joey:(laughs.) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any
secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey.) Not ready to joke
about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out.)
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would
you watch it?
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like
Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd
be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over
brandy and moustaches.
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He
keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You
shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other.
That's all that matters.
Chandler: Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with
him with your cowboy boots in the air...
Monica: Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life!
(she turns on the video again.)
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em
cowgirl!
Monica: That bastard taped over me! (Chandler's expression changes.)
Chandler: Is that a problem?
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape,
Doctor!
SCENE: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe
are not at the table, but the others still are.
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
Bitsy: She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
(Mike walks in.) Oh, hello dear...
Mike: Hey, what's going on?
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Mike: A little better.
Bitsy: By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and
Sue's daughter Jen.
Theodore: You remember her Michael, she's lovely and... well-behaved
and... single.
Mike: I'm not interested.
Bitsy: Oh, please darling, let's be honest. You can have all the...
sailor fun you want with that one, but... let's be real...
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying
to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time,
but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you
are...
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the
room, but she hears the discussion and waits and eavesdrops next to
the door-opening.)
Mike: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother
you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact
that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now
enters the room.)
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe.) I love you... Which is
probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my
parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully
boring I've ever met in my life...
Phoebe: I love you too...
Mike: You do?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss.)
Mike: Wanna get out of here?
Phoebe: Okay.
Mike: Mom, dad, thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. (accent.) It was really top drawer. And
here's something rich: thirteen bathrooms in this place... I threw up
in the coat closet... Ta taaa...
Commercial Break
SCENE: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are
rapping and dancing for her.
Ross: She sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo 'vette.
Rachel: So fellas
Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: fellas
Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Ross: Hell yeah!
Rachel: So shake it! (Rachel slaps Ross's butt on the beat.)
Ross: Shake it!
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in.)
Ross: Shake it!
Rachel: Shake that nasty butt...
Ross: Baby got back (Then Ross turns around and sees their friends
standing in the doorway.)
Rachel: One more time from the top... I like big butts and I cannot
lie, you other br... (She also turns and sees the gang.)
Ross: Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!
END
-- 
"Sex is a joke in heaven?" "The way I understand it, it's mostly a
joke down here, too."

Ross: She sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo 'vette.
in questo brano l'unica cosa che ho trascritto e' il seguente scempio
raccapricciante: "lei e' tutta bagnata, pannolini ne consuma a
vagonate" [o qualcosa di molto simile, il testo che ho scritto sembra
piu' un verme morto ^_^;;;]
rende pero' l'orrorifica idea con precisione
-- 
j./It’s something unpredictable / But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
Still alive (very alive) on Friday at 0:15:24 - 
http://www.iftf.it

corteggiare..."
Mi sono venuti i brividi pensando a *quanto* diverso doveva essere
dalla VO.. queste puntate non le ho viste in inglese ma me
l'immaginavo!
MM

 break.
anche questa si sono persi in italiano, peccato^__^
jen

anche questa si sono persi in italiano, peccato^__^
perche' sono stupidi :)
all'inizio della puntata ero un attimo distratto e ho perso
l'adattamento, ma ricordo benissimo che si erano persi pure il
riferimento al break nella 7a stagione [716 - TOW The Truth About
Londo].  E precisamente:
Rachel: Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to
hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend.
Ben: But you’re not anymore!
Rachel: No, I’m not.
Ben: ‘Cause you guys were on a break.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what
Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that
entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Tradotto malissimo, ovviamente, e togliendo i dovuti riferimenti al
passato...
-- 
j./The HOUSEWIFE hops off The Bride, runs into the kitchen, opens a 
drawer and comes out with a HUGE MOTHERFUCKIN BUTCHER KNIFE.
Still alive (very alive) on Saturday at 18:30:12 - 
http://www.iftf.it

 Londo].
vero...scommetto che sti deficienti (senza offesa per chi deficie) neanche
l'hanno capita...vedi che dovresti adattarli tu;-) (sono disadattati)
jen