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Titolo: i 10 comandamenti del programmatore C (lunghetto e in inglese)

On a somewhat religious vein (there's bound to be some blood-letting):
Only because you didn't post the Annotated version, with religious
commentary by the great prophet Henry Spencer himself.
     The Ten Commandments for C Programmers (Annotated
                          Edition)
                       Henry Spencer
1    Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronounce-
     ments  with  care, for verily its perception and judge-
     ment oft exceed thine.
               This   is   still   wise   counsel,
               although   many   modern  compilers
               search out many of the  same  sins,
               and  there  are often problems with
               lint being aged and infirm, or una-
               vailable  in  strange lands.  There
               are other tools, such  as  Saber C,
               useful to similar ends.
               ``Frequently'' means thou  shouldst
               draw  thy  daily  guidance from it,
               rather than hoping  thy  code  will
               achieve lint's blessing by a sudden
               act  of  repentance  at  the   last
               minute.  De-linting a program which
               has never  been  linted  before  is
               often  a  cleaning  of  the stables
               such as thou wouldst  not  wish  on
               thy  worst  enemies.  Some observe,
               also,  that  careful  heed  to  the
               words  of lint can be quite helpful
               in debugging.
               ``Study'' doth  not  mean  mindless
               zeal  to  eradicate  every  byte of
               lint output-if for no other reason,
               because thou just canst not shut it
               up about some things-but that  thou
               should know the cause of its unhap-
               piness and understand  what  worri-
               some sign it tries to speak of.
2    Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for  chaos  and
     madness await thee at its end.
               Clearly the  holy  scriptures  were
               mis-transcribed  here, as the words
               should have been ``null  pointer'',
               to  minimize  confusion between the
               concept of null  pointers  and  the
               macro  NULL  (of  which more anon).
               Otherwise, the meaning is plain.  A
               null   pointer  points  to  regions
               filled with dragons,  demons,  core
               dumps,  and  numberless  other foul
               creatures, all of which delight  in
               frolicing  in  thy  program if thou
               disturb  their   sleep.    A   null
               pointer  doth  not  point to a 0 of
               any type, despite some  blasphemous
               old  code  which  impiously assumes
               this.
3    Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the  expected
     type  if  they  are not of that type already, even when
     thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest  they
     take  cruel  vengeance upon thee when thou least expect
     it.
               A programmer should understand  the
               type  structure  of  his  language,
               lest great misfortune befall him.
               Contrary to the  heresies  espoused
               by  some  of  the  dwellers  on the
               Western Shore, `int' and `long' are
               not  the  same type.  The moment of
               their  equivalence  in   size   and
               representation  is  short,  and the
               agony  that  awaits  believers   in
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               their interchangeability shall last
               forever  and   ever   once   64-bit
               machines become common.
               Also, contrary to the beliefs  com-
               mon among the more backward inhabi-
               tants  of  the   Polluted   Eastern
               Marshes,  `NULL'  does  not  have a
               pointer type, and must be  cast  to
               the  correct  type  whenever  it is
               used as a function argument.
               (The words  of  the  prophet  Ansi,
               which  permit NULL to be defined as
               having the type `void *',  are  oft
               taken  out of context and misunder-
               stood.  The prophet was granting  a
               special  dispensation  for  use  in
               cases of  great  hardship  in  wild
               lands.  Verily, a righteous program
               must make its own way  through  the
               Thicket  Of  Types  without  lazily
               relying  on  this  rarely-available
               dispensation to solve all its prob-
               lems.   In  any  event,  the  great
               deity Dmr who created C hath wisely
               endowed  it  with  many  types   of
               pointers, not just one, and thus it
               would still be necessary to convert
               the  prophet's  NULL to the desired
               type.)
               It may be thought that the  radical
               new   blessing   of  ``prototypes''
               might eliminate the need  for  cau-
               tion about argument types.  Not so,
               brethren.  Firstly, when confronted
               with  the  twisted  strangeness  of
               variable numbers of arguments,  the
               problem  returns...  and he who has
               not  kept  his  faith   strong   by
               repeated practice shall surely fall
               to this subtle trap.  Secondly, the
               wise  men  have observed that reli-
               ance on prototypes doth  open  many
               doors  to  strange errors, and some
               indeed had  hoped  that  prototypes
               would  be  decreed  for purposes of
               error checking but would not  cause
               implicit    conversions.    Lastly,
               reliance  on   prototypes   causeth
               great  difficulty in the Real World
               today, when many cling to  the  old
               ways  and  the old compilers out of
               desire or  necessity,  and  no  man
               knoweth  what  machine his code may
               be asked to run on tomorrow.
4    If thy header files fail to declare the return types of
     thy  library functions, thou shalt declare them thyself
     with the  most  meticulous  care,  lest  grievous  harm
     befall thy program.
               The prophet Ansi,  in  her  wisdom,
               hath  added that thou shouldst also
               scourge thy Suppliers,  and  demand
               on  pain  of  excommunication  that
               they  produce  header  files   that
               declare  their  library  functions.
               For truly, only they know the  pre-
               cise   form   of   the  incantation
               appropriate to invoking their magic
               in the optimal way.
               The  prophet  hath  also  commented
               that  it  is  unwise, and leads one
               into the pits of damnation and sub-
               tle  bugs,  to  attempt  to declare
               such  functions  thyself  when  thy
               header files do the job right.
5    Thou shalt  check  the  array  bounds  of  all  strings
     (indeed,  all  arrays),  for  surely  where thou typest
     ``foo'' someone someday shall type ``supercalifragilis-
     ticexpialidocious''.
               As demonstrated by the deeds of the
               Great  Worm,  a consequence of this
               commandment is that robust  produc-
               tion software should never make use
               of gets(), for it is truly  a  tool
               of   the   Devil.   Thy  interfaces
               should always inform  thy  servants
               of  the  bounds  of thy arrays, and
               servants who spurn such  advice  or
               quietly fail to follow it should be
               dispatched forthwith to the Land Of
               Rm,  where  they  can do no further
               harm to thee.
6    If a function be advertised to return an error code  in
     the  event  of  difficulties, thou shalt check for that
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     code, yea, even though the checks triple  the  size  of
     thy  code  and produce aches in thy typing fingers, for
     if thou thinkest ``it cannot happen to me'',  the  gods
     shall surely punish thee for thy arrogance.
               All true believers doth wish for  a
               better   error-handling  mechanism,
               for explicit checks of return codes
               are tiresome in the extreme and the
               temptation to omit them  is  great.
               But   until   the  far-off  day  of
               deliverance cometh, one  must  walk
               the  long  and  winding  road  with
               patience and care, for thy  Vendor,
               thy   Machine,   and  thy  Software
               delight  in  surprises  and   think
               nothing  of  producing subtly mean-
               ingless results on the  day  before
               thy Thesis Oral or thy Big Pitch To
               The Client.
               Occasionally, as with the  ferror()
               feature of stdio, it is possible to
               defer error checking until the  end
               when  a  cumulative  result  can be
               tested, and  this  often  produceth
               code  which is shorter and clearer.
               Also, even the most  zealous  beli-
               ever should exercise some judgement
               when dealing with  functions  whose
               failure is totally uninteresting...
               but beware, for the cast to void is
               a  two-edged  sword  that  sheddeth
               thine own blood without remorse.
7    Thou shalt study thy libraries and strive  not  to  re-
     invent  them  without cause, that thy code may be short
     and readable and thy days pleasant and productive.
               Numberless are the unwashed heathen
               who  scorn their libraries on vari-
               ous  silly  and  spurious  grounds,
               such as blind worship of the Little
               Tin  God  (also  known  as  ``Effi-
               ciency'').   While  it is true that
               some features of  the  C  libraries
               were  ill-advised,  by and large it
               is better and cheaper  to  use  the
               works  of others than to persist in
               re-inventing the square wheel.  But
               thou  should  take  the greatest of
               care   to   understand   what   thy
               libraries promise, and what they do
               not, lest thou rely  on  facilities
               that may vanish from under thy feet
               in future.
8    Thou shalt make thy  program's  purpose  and  structure
     clear  to  thy  fellow  man by using the One True Brace
     Style, even if thou likest it not, for  thy  creativity
     is  better  used  in  solving problems than in creating
     beautiful new impediments to understanding.
               These words, alas, have caused some
               uncertainty  among  the novices and
               the converts, who knoweth  not  the
               ancient   wisdoms.   The  One  True
               Brace Style  referred  to  is  that
               demonstrated in the writings of the
               First   Prophets,   Kernighan   and
               Ritchie.   Often  and  again  it is
               criticized by the ignorant as  hard
               to  use, when in truth it is merely
               somewhat difficult  to  learn,  and
               thereafter is wonderfully clear and
               obvious, if perhaps a bit sensitive
               to mistakes.
               While thou might think  that  thine
               own  ideas  of  brace style lead to
               clearer  programs,  thy  successors
               will  not  thank  thee  for it, but
               rather shall revile thy  works  and
               curse  thy  name,  and word of this
               might get  to  thy  next  employer.
               Many  customs  in this life persist
               because they ease friction and pro-
               mote  productivity  as  a result of
               universal  agreement,  and  whether
               they   are  precisely  the  optimal
               choices is much less important.  So
               it is with brace style.
               As a lamentable side  issue,  there
               has   been  some  unrest  from  the
               fanatics  of  the  Pronoun  Gestapo
               over the use of the word ``man'' in
               this Commandment, for they  believe
               that  great efforts and loud shout-
               ing   devoted   to    the    ritual
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               purification  of  the language will
               somehow redound to the  benefit  of
               the  downtrodden  (whose  real  and
               grievous woes tendeth to  get  lost
               amidst  all that thunder and fury).
               When preaching the  gospel  to  the
               narrow of mind and short of temper,
               the word ``creature'' may  be  sub-
               stituted as a suitable pseudoBibli-
               cal term free of the taint of  Pol-
               itical Incorrectness.
9    Thy external identifiers shall be unique in  the  first
     six characters, though this harsh discipline be irksome
     and the years of  its  necessity  stretch  before  thee
     seemingly  without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and
     go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest  to  make
     thy program run on an old system.
               Though some hasty zealots cry ``not
               so; the Millenium is come, and this
               saying is obsolete  and  no  longer
               need  be  supported'', verily there
               be many, many  ancient  systems  in
               the  world, and it is the decree of
               the dreaded  god  Murphy  that  thy
               next  employment  just  might be on
               one.  While thou sleepest, he plot-
               teth  against thee.  Awake and take
               care.
               It is, note carefully,  not  neces-
               sary  that  thy identifiers be lim-
               ited to a length of six characters.
               The  only requirement that the holy
               words place upon thee is uniqueness
               within  the  first six.  This often
               is not so hard  as  the  belittlers
               claimeth.
10   Thou shalt foreswear, renounce,  and  abjure  the  vile
     heresy  which  claimeth that ``All the world's a VAX'',
     and have no commerce with the  benighted  heathens  who
     cling  to  this  barbarous belief, that the days of thy
     program may be long even though the days of thy current
     machine be short.
               This particular heresy bids fair to
               be  replaced by ``All the world's a
               Sun'' or ``All the world's a  386''
               (this  latter  being a particularly
               revolting invention of Satan),  but
               the words apply to all such without
               limitation.  Beware, in particular,
               of  the  subtle  and terrible ``All
               the  world's  a  32-bit  machine'',
               which  is  almost  true  today  but
               shall cease to  be  so  before  thy
               resume grows too much longer.
                     November 25, 1992
--
Paul Tomblin, 
p...@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"If you can read this, you're not looking through the Hubble Space
Telescope"

                       Henry Spencer
Hehe,  non male. Bello  anche l'inglese  arcaico :)  Alcuni sono  un po'
datati (ma vista la data del post...), altri rimangono validi.
ciao
Kronos
-- 
"La teoria e` quando sappiamo come funzionano le cose ma non funzionano.
 La pratica e` quando le cose funzionano ma non sappiamo perche`.
 Abbiamo unito la teoria e la pratica: le cose non funzionano piu` e non
 sappiamo il perche`." -- A. Einstein