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Here are some more techniques for you to try. Generous lubrication (see
JackinHow-To) is recommended for many of them; for some, it's a
requirement.
Most of these techniques were sent in by other JackinWorld readers;
while
they all appear to be safe (at least when practiced in a reasonably sane
manner), please use caution -- especially on techniques marked with the
red
"be careful" logo. In general, stop as soon as anything starts to feel
uncomfortable.
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THE HANDSTAND
Get completely naked. Lie down on the bed, and try to get into a
handstand
position, using the wall for balance. Your head should be on the bed
with
your body in the air. Now start masturbating. It fells great having
nothing
but your head touching the ground. Just make sure to aim away from your
face!
HOT 'N' STEAMY
Wait until nobody is home, and then get undressed. Turn your shower on
with
the hottest water temperature you can get, and wait a while until the
shower
is totally steamy. Without getting your hands wet, shut off the shower
and
hop in quickly without letting any heat escape. Your temperature will
rise,
and you'll feel warm and a bit damp -- but not wet. Masturbate in the
heat
and steam, let your fantasies run wild in the heat, and yell aloud if
you
want. Do this as many times as you like (but try not to waste too much
water
or energy!).
THE "VAGINA"
For this one, lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the
"Backhand" grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed,
and
thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the
movements
of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving
your
pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down
and
feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the
"vagina."
THE MILKER
Make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated
right
hand's thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the
ring
reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your
well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your
left
"ring" reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever
going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other
fingers as you get away from the base.
THE REVERSE MILKER
This technique is similar to the "Milker." Instead of beginning at the
base
of the penis and going up toward the head, use both hands and do this in
reverse. It is important that the penis and both hands are well
lubricated.
Make a "C" with both of your hands, and then stroke your penis downward.
Rest the bottom of your palm at the tip of your penis and bring it down;
when the bottom of your palm hits your body, do the same with your other
hand, bringing the first to the top of your penis, and repeat what you
did
before. You increase speed as you go, and you always use a downward
motion.
THE INFINITELY DEEP "VAGINA"
Make a fist with, say, your right hand -- but instead of grabbing your
penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through
your
fist. When the head of your penis is about to pop out of your hand,
continue
the "tunnel" with your left hand. That way you'll be perpetually
penetrating
into a "vagina."
THE LITTLE MERMAID
From Scandinavia: Sit down folding your legs underneath you but with
your
feet to the right side -- just like the statue of the Little Mermaid in
Copenhagen. Bend your torso forward so that your erection lies in the
groove
formed by the calf and thigh of your left leg, and clamp it in place
with
the thigh of your right leg. Lubricate generously. Now you have a number
of
possibilities: Straightening your torso thrusts your erection forward
and
also changes its angle downwards, which can be a delightful sensation.
Lowering your body slides it back again. Rubbing with your right thigh
back
and forth is a stunning feeling, especially is you have hairy legs.
Clamping
and unclamping your left leg massages your testicles. You can also keep
your
penis in this groove while crouching, standing on your toes instead of
sitting flat. This technique frees your hands so you can massage
yourself
anywhere you please. Your orgasm will feel better than it does from any
kind
of "hand" masturbation.
MR. SPOCK
After getting an erection, take some baby oil or any lube of your
choice,
rub the lube over your penis head, shaft, and scrotum (use a lot of it).
Put
some lube on your dominant hand and make sure to put some extra in
between
your middle and 4th fingers. Separate your two fingers on each side to
make
the "Spock" sign from Star Trek. Slide your hand up and down your lubed
penis in between your fingers slowly, and at the same time, massage your
scrotum and testicles. Vary the speed and pressure of your hand, and you
will take yourself to where no man as gone before.
SPRING CLEANING
With one hand, pull down the skin of your penis as far as possible, so
that
it won't move. With your well-lubricated free hand, start "turning" its
head
(only pretend!) as if you were trying to turn a greasy bottle cap.
THE CROOK
Find a very slick lubricant (baby oil works well). Put it on the head of
your penis right at the ledge where the bottom of the head meets the
shaft.
Now with the crook of your hand, between the thumb and the index finger,
SLOWLY begin to rub the area where you applied the lubricant, moving up
and
down over the "ledge" of the head. Be sure to use only the crook of your
hand -- do not wrap the rest of your fingers around the head of your
penis,
because the feeling will not be the same. The slower you go, the better
the
results in the end.
ROSY PALM
With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against
the
palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful.
THE THUMB 'N' INDEX
Use your index finger to wrap around the back edge of your penis head
and
massage it, while using your thumb to rub the large "flat" part of the
head.
This doesn't feel great when you ejaculate, but it sure helps you to
climax
faster.

FORESKIN RUBBIN'
If you're uncircumcised, rub the end of your foreskin at the bottom with
your index finger in circles. It makes your session last longer and
brings
more pleasure than the "Fist". Usually this technique will make you
ejaculate a bit more semen than normal.
THE ONE-FINGER
Take your index finger and rub the bottom of your erect penis gently and
slowly, about a quarter of an inch below the spot where the head
connects to
the shaft. It takes a lot longer to ejaculate, but the sensations are
well
worth the wait!
NOW I LAY MY HAND DOWN TO SLEEP
Starting on your hands and knees, lay your right forearm (if you're
right-handed) down on floor and rest your head on it, and get an
erection by
using your left hand. If you do it right, by the time you become erect
your
right hand will fall asleep and lose its feeling. When you begin
stroking
yourself with your right hand, it'll feel almost like someone else is
doing
it for you. For safety reasons, don't do this for too long, and whatever
you
do don't use any artificial methods of cutting off the circulation to
your
hand.
THE DOUBLE DECKER
Bring both hands down on your shaft, one on top of the other (one near
the
base, the other near the head). Move them together in the typical
up-and-down motion. You can also vary the directions of your hands --
one
hand going up while the other goes down at the same time.
CARDS IN THE BICYCLE SPOKES
This one is different. Hold your erect penis at the base with your left
hand
(right if you're left-handed), and spread apart the fingers of your
right
hand. Holding your penis straight up, move your right hand back and
forth so
the head of your penis bumps against your fingers rapidly. If you've
ever
put playing cards on the spokes of your bike (to make it sound like a
motorcycle), you'll know where the name of this technique come from! No
lubrication is necessary.
TWO HANDS CLAPPING
Place one hand palm-down along the top-side of your penis, and place the
other lengthwise down the bottom. Then wrap the fingers of the top hand
around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis.
Use
regular rubbing or thrusting motions (be sure to use lubricant!) until
you
ejaculate.
THE SHORT "VAGINA"
For this one, put the palm of your hand around the head of your penis,
extending your fingers along the shaft (the thumb on top of the shaft
and
the middle and third finger on each side of the ridge under the shaft,
the
forefinger and the little finger being on each side). Using this grip,
the
head of your penis will bang against the palm of your hand every time
you
will penetrate the "vagina." With your free hand, you can lengthen the
vagina or play with something else.
THE CITRUS SQUEEZER
As with "Spring Cleaning," pull down the skin as far as possible. Slide
the
fingertips of your free hand along the well-lubricated groove between
the
head and shaft of your penis. You can move your fingers from left to
right
or up and down (or both). Also, try varying the pressure.
THE PRAYER
Press your hands tightly against each other, squeezing your shaft
between
your palms. Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. This
provides a different feeling, because only the sides are stimulated.
THE FOREARM PRAYER
Rub your penis between your forearms, as in the "Prayer" technique.
THE WARMUP
This is similar to the "Prayer," but you move your hands in opposite
directions, as if you were warming them up in the cold. Note: Your penis
should be angled so that it's parallel to your fingers.
CIRCLE 'N' STROKE
With one hand, do the typical "up and down" motion -- but with one
finger of
the other hand, circle around the head of your penis. This resulting
orgasm
will be great!
THE TANNING LOTION
Lie on your back, lube up, and sandwich your penis between your hand and
your belly. Stroke up and down with your hand open (not closed around
it),
as if you were putting on tanning lotion. You get two sensations -- the
backside rubbing against your belly, and the front side rubbing against
the
hand. You can vary it by rubbing with the palm of the hand or with the
fingers.

THE SIDE-SADDLE
Lie on your side with one leg straight, and rest your head on the
forearm on
that side. Bend the other leg slightly, and put the ball of that foot on
the
arch of the first. Fold your free hand with your index finger straight,
and
take a Backhand grip on your penis with the thumb on top. (Use plenty of
lube.) Keep your three outer fingers in constant touch with the
underside of
the head of your penis as you thrust in and out, bending them inward to
keep
contact as you move outward, and letting the penis flatten them as you
thrust inward. Just before you ejaculate, rotate your hand slightly,
move
your fingertips to the point just under the head, and cup your hand over
the
head to catch the semen. If you are careful, there is plenty of pleasure
and
no mess.
FOUR FOCUSED FINGERS
Take your thumbs and forefingers of both hands, and simply stroke up and
down on your penis shaft. While only the tips of four fingers touch the
penis, it is very intense, probably because the pressure is very
focused. It
is more a "pushing in" motion rather than a "squeezing."
TOP & BOTTOM
One hand is placed palm-down along the top of your penis, while the
other is
placed lengthwise down the bottom. You wrap the fingers of the top hand
around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis --
then you use regular pumping or thrusting motions. Be sure to use
lubrication!
DIAPER FETISH?
Take two vinyl disposable diapers (larger is better). Not the cloth-like
ones they have now -- they have to be vinyl or plastic on the outside,
like
Huggies or Loves. Fill the absorbent part of the diapers with warm
water,
just enough so they swell up. Then fold them in half, the way they would
if
they were worn, with the vinyl and the sticky (or Velcro) tags on the
outside and the absorbent material on the inside. Next, sandwich the two
together, with the non-taped sides together on the inside. You don't
want
any tags or anything on the inside. Generously lube up the middle in
between
the two diapers. You can tighten the diapers with a towel and belt or
bathrobe cord, or just hold them together with your hands. Your penis
goes
in between the two diapers, which should be all warm and wet and
slippery.
The diapers can be as warm as you want, and since they are partially
filled
with water, they conform to the shape of your penis. You can also tie
this
little package, wrapped up in a towel, to a pillow or two. It can get a
little messy, especially when you finish (thus the towels). And make
sure
you buy strong diapers -- you don't want them falling apart during play.
THE WATER GLASS
Get a glass of very warm water (not hot water -- be careful), and while
sitting in a chair, let your testicles hang over the edge, immersing
them in
the warm water. Then masturbate normally.
THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your
penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis.
Once
that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your
penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the
box-spring.
Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have
to
do is throw the baggie away.
COOL AS A CUCUMBER
Cut a good-sized cucumber about 2" (5 cm) from the end, leaving you with
a
cross section at one of the wider parts. Then use a small spoon to scoop
out
the cucumber 4" to 5" (10 to 12 cm) deep. You can use a knife if
necessary
to help form the hole you are scooping. Don't cut yourself! You must be
sure
not to make the hole wider than the diameter of your penis -- a tight
fit is
essential. After you have the right-size hole, place the cucumber on
your
penis. It should be tight enough to barely fit. You will notice a fair
amount of suction if it is adequately tight. The inside of the cucumber
naturally provides a good lubricant. Masturbate normally, moving the
cucumber up and down your shaft.
HOT-WATER PARADISE
First, lubricate your penis generously with petroleum jelly (Vaseline);
its
water resistance is very important. Then masturbate with your penis
submerged in very warm water. This works best with a shallow tub or a
pot.
Your penis (and preferably your scrotum, too) must remain submerged in
the
water at all times, and the hotter the water you can stand, the better.
(Note: If it's too hot to keep your hand in easily, it's too hot!) A hot
tub
doesn't have the same effect, because the rest of your body is at the
same
temperature as your penis. When you ejaculate, the hot water heightens
the
sensation like no other.
THE FOO FOO
Get a dishtowel (or any kind of small towel) and a latex glove (the thin
kind surgeons use, which can be found in many drug stores or hardware
stores). Cut a hole in one of the fingers of the glove. Place the glove
at
the end of the towel on the side edge, and roll up the towel -- snug,
but
not tight. Stretch the opening of the glove around the towel to
stabilize
it, and put some sort of lube into it. Then thrust into it. To clean up,
all
you have to do is discard the glove -- but be sure to have plenty of
extras,
because you will love it! Reader improvement: Add 10 or 20 rubber bands
on
the towel at various parts, especially the entrance of the opening. It
makes
it tighter and feels a lot better and more realistic.
THE PILLOW PUMPER
Put two pillows (preferably fluffy ones) down on the bed, one top of the
other, and then slip your penis between them. Prop yourself up on your
arms
and begin to pump. This is a free-handed technique.
THE LUBE-FILLED CONDOM
Take a condom with a reservoir tip, and fill the tip of the condom with
a
water-based lube. (The more lube you use, the better it feels.) Once the
condom is nice and snug at the base of your penis, squeeze the tip, so
the
lube gets squished around. Then start to jack.
WING & A PRAYER
Inflatable "water wings" -- the kind children use in the swimming pool
--make for a pretty realistic-feeling vagina. You can inflate them to
any
degree of "tightness" you like. Just a little lube and pump away. Plus,
of
course, you can easily buy them without embarrassment at any discount
store
for only a few dollars -- although they are a seasonal item and may be
hard
to find in the wintertime.
THE SOCK 'N' CONDOM
Get a condom that's a little too big for your penis, and fill the tip
with
water and K-Y Jelly or a bit of liquid soap. (Make sure it's not a kind
that
stings!) Now get your penis wet and slippery (but not foamy), and slide
on
the condom, getting rid of any air bubbles. Unroll it all the way so it
has
some excess at the end. It should feel super-smooth and should slide
without
much friction. Get a soft and elastic sock, and turn the open part
inside
out over the toe part. Carefully pull it over your penis while making
sure
there's still some slack at the end of the condom. Lie down on your
couch,
hold the cushions apart with one hand, pull the sock down in with the
other,
and settle into a lying-down position. If the lubrication is right, the
slightest movement will make your penis slip one way or the other --
it's a
challenge just to lie still for several minutes and not ejaculate.

COLD AS ICE
When you start to get close to ejaculation, place two to three ice cubes
on
your scrotum or crotch. The feeling is incredible, especially at the
moment
just before orgasm.
DUST IN THE WIND
Get a set of Static Dusters, which they sell on T.V. The set of three
dusters includes small mini duster. Rub it on the underside of your
penis,
just next to the head -- you might feel like you're going to go through
the
roof! It feels much better than a feather duster.
HOT HANDS, HOT FEELING
In stores that sell camping or hunting equipment, you can find items
called
"Hot Hands II." When they're exposed to air, they begin to get warm.
Just
take one out of the package and let it get warm. You can then use it to
stimulate the head of your penis. The feeling of the warmth coming from
the
cloth "Hot Hands" is great.
MATTRESS SANDWICH
This one is rather odd but cool. First get an erection, and then take a
pillow and crawl between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed.
(Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lie on your back,
position
the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrust your hips against
the
pillow. The weight of the mattress is a new and interesting sensation.
Beware -- If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking
your
way out of this one!
PASTA PASTA PASTA
Cook some noodles in boiling water, pour off the excess water, and let
the
noodles cool off. Then make a penis-size hole in the pasta, which should
be
fairly stuck together at this stage. Then away you go. The wet pasta
should
be enough for a lube. Caution: Don't be too eager with this one -- to
avoid
burning yourself, the pasta must have cooled enough so you could hold a
finger inside it without any problem. And please, don't serve the pasta
to
your family afterwards!
REALITY DOESN'T BITE (IT SWALLOWS)
Take a wrapping-paper roll and cut it to a 6" or 7" length. (Some of
these
rolls are larger in diameter than paper-towel or toilet-paper rolls.) A
sanitary panty liner (or paper towels) can take up any excess space at
one
end of the tube. Next is to get the new female condoms under the Reality
brand. Insert the condom into the tube, pull the open end over the
outside
of the tube, and fasten it with a rubber band. If the tube is the length
of
the condom, then the closed end ring can be fitted over the outside of
the
tube at the other end, or the condom can be left free to move within the
tube. Use lubricating jelly on your penis and in the condom, and enjoy!
STIFFENING WITH STARCH
If you don't like wet lubrication, try corn starch. It's cheap -- less
than
a dollar for a box -- and a box lasts a long time. You can put it in a
plastic baby-powder bottle and squirt it out into your hand. It's better
than baby powder because it has no smell, it rubs off easily from your
clothes (even without water), and the person who sent in this technique
says
he usually uses it to masturbate three times a day and his penis never
hurts. "Plus," he says, "nobody complains when I take it on vacation,
because they think it's just powder for my feet!"
ALBOLENE FOREVER
An excellent lube is Albolene, which can be found at the drug store. The
jar, which has a blue and green label, says it's a "liquefying
cleanser,"
but there's no soap in it. It's made for removing make-up, but it's the
best
damn stuff for masturbating. Apply a small amount, and you're good for
an
hour with no drying out -- and it wipes off with a towel easily, leaving
no
stains. One important thing to remember about Albolene, however, is that
it
not to be used with condoms, since it's not water-based. Also note:
Albolene
seems to be sold only in certain parts of the U.S.; it may not be
available
on the West Coast or other parts of the world.
TAKE TWO, USE THE GOO
If you are able to begin masturbating again shortly after ejaculating,
use
your semen from the first ejaculation as a lube for the second. One
person
reported this always makes him ejaculate with more force the second time
around. This method is somewhat messy, though.
SHOWER CURTAIN MADNESS
When masturbating in the shower, wrap the shower curtain around your
penis.
This works best with the "Backhand" grip.
OKAY 'N' TALC
Take your erect penis with your non-masturbating hand, and place its
thumb
and index finger around the base so the skin is tight all the way down
the
shaft. Now take some baby powder (talcum powder) and sprinkle it on the
head
and the upper half of the penis. Next, take the other hand's thumb and
index
finger and make an "okay" sign. Now "Backhand" your penis with the "okay
sign." The only drawback to this technique is wiping off the "pre-cum"
and
applying more baby power.
GOT ORANGES?
Find a large orange and carefully cut out a hole all the way through it
large enough so your penis can fit snugly inside. Next, wrap the orange
in a
plastic bag (so the juice won't go everywhere), and make a slot for your
penis. Finally, anchor it between the mattress and box spring, and hump
away. Note: This one can be messy, and it smells like oranges!
SPONGE VAGINA SIMULATOR
Here's a project to build an artificial vagina. Get about 7 inches of a
2-inch-diameter PVC pipe; a large, soft sponge that can hold a lot of
water;
and balloons or condoms. Cut the sponge into a relatively thin, flat
sheet
about 5 inches wide and 7 inches long, and make the cut sponge thicker
on
one edge (so you can create a tighter opening). With fishing twine, sew
the
sponge together so the two 7-inch sides touch each other. The sponge
should
now form a cylinder 7 inches long. Put the sponge in the PVC pipe so the
inside walls of the pipe are covered with the sponge. You can then put
either a condom or one of the squiggly "worm" balloons sold at toy
stores
through the sponge. Make sure the condom or sponge is secured to the
outside
of the PVC pipe, and make sure the other end is firmly attached to the
other
end of the pipe. Then simply put hot water in the sponge. (If the sponge
is
too hot, it might hurt -- so wait until it's just the right
temperature.)
Put some kind of lubricant (hand lotion, K-Y jelly, etc.) in the condom
or
balloon and slide your penis into it. You might need to make the device
several times so the sponge is neither too tight or too loose.
THE RUBBER FINGER
This project is elaborate, but it's good if you produce a lot of
"pre-cum"
while you're masturbating. You'll need three things: a stretchy latex
rubber
glove (the kind dentists use); baby oil; and a washcloth soaking in hot
water. Take off the rubber glove and cut off the longest finger. Turn
the
finger inside out, put three or four drops of baby oil in the finger,
and
spread the oil evenly on the surface. Take a few drops of oil and spread
it
over your erect penis (don't use too much). Next, take the finger and
starting from the tip, pull it over your penis while reversing it back
from
being inside-out; pull it as far down your shaft as possible (without
the
latex breaking, of course). At the same time that you're holding the
latex
finger down (don't let it glide back up the shaft), rinse out your
washcloth
and wrap it around your erect penis fairly tightly. (Hint: It has to be
pretty warm.) Wait a minute or two, and surprise, surprise -- like
magic,
the latex sticks tight around your penis. The next part is the best.
Using
your muscle contractions pump as much "pre-cum" into the tip of the
finger
as you can. The longer you do this, the more you fill it up -- and the
more
you fill it up, the further down the shaft you get the juices. While
you're
doing this, you can slowly take yourself to heaven by just slowly
rotating
the finger back and forth, up and down, and have the time of your life.
Just
make sure the finger doesn't glide up the shaft too much or it will come
off.
THE TOILET PUMPER
Lube your dominant hand. Kneeling at the toilet, place your lubed hand
palm
up and grip your penis. By "pumping" your hips, you can simulate
intercourse. The toilet not only acts as a surface level with your hips,
it
also catches all of your semen for easy clean-up. Wipe your penis with
toilet paper, and flush. Bye bye, mess.
THE SOCK PULLER
Turn a sock inside-out, and put it over your penis. Then grab the loose
ends
on both sides with both hands, and -- without touching your penis --
move
the sock up and down.
THE TURBAN
Fold a T-shirt in half lengthwise, put your penis in the fold at one
end,
and wrap the length of the shirt around your penis like a turban. Roll
onto
your stomach, and move your pillow down to chest level. Thrust your
penis
into the "turban" until you ejaculate. This method is good for those who
masturbate just before they fall asleep -- the "turban" traps the semen,
and
it can stay in place until morning.

THE SWIM CAP
Take a latex swim cap, turn it inside out, and put it in a toilet-paper
roll
or something longer. Fold 2 inches of the cap over the roll, and fix it
with
a rubber band or tape. Then put some lubrication in the cap, and have a
great time!
THE BLANKET-RUB
Lie on your back (on a bed) and lay an unfolded blanket over you. With
your
arms and hands, tightly hold down the blanket to the bed. Now move your
hips
up and down and back and forth so your penis rubs against the blanket.
It
takes a while until ejaculation, but it feels good -- it simulates a
girl on
top of you.
THE DRY TUBE
Take the tube from inside a toilet roll, and get a sheet of tissue. Wrap
the
tissue completely around the end of your penis, slide the tube over it
(it
should be quite a tight fit), and masturbate normally with the tube; the
tissue takes the place of any lubricant. Beware -- this makes quite a
lot of
noise, but it's an interesting sensation.
THE SHOWER MASSAGE
If you masturbate in the shower and have a shower massager, lie on your
back
in the tub, and turn the nozzle to a really rough setting -- something
that
would give your back a decent massage. Put the water on that really
sensitive spot on the underside of your penis. After a couple of seconds
to
a couple of minutes, you'll have a great orgasm.
THE WASHCLOTHED SHOWER HEAD
While in the shower, completely cover the shower head with a washcloth
and
hold it there with your free hand. There should be a large stream of
water
falling straight down. Put the head of your penis in the stream and
masturbate normally.
THE LITTLE BOXERS
Put on some old boxer shorts that are too small, and pull your penis and
scrotum out of the fly. Then pull the shorts up so they are tight, and
fold
the tops down, so you have a little bikini-type thing with your penis
sticking out the front. This puts pressure on your penis that feels
good,
and masturbating like this provides a different sensation.
THE BLOW DRYER
While masturbating, use a hair dryer to blow hot air over your penis.
This
heightens the sensation of orgasm -- although it will dry you out if
you're
using a water-based lube.
THE FEATHER DUSTER
Masturbate with a feather duster by dusting the head of your penis.
THE NUMMER
Mix lube with some benzocaine, a topical anesthetic available in
drugstores,
and masturbate slowly. Use a strong grip, and switch from right to left.
The
benzocaine will make it last until you cannot hold it -- and sometimes
the
semen will flow like a faucet.
THE HICCUP
Masturbate as usual, but when you've hit the "point of no return", stop
JUST
before you should begin ejaculating. You will start to ejaculate. About
a
second later, resume masturbating. You will then have your orgasm, which
should last longer than usual.
STOP & GO
Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position -- but
right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them
behind
your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little
soft,
and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP.
If
you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session
greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot of semen -- and you'll have
plenty
of distance with your shot.
SERIOUS RELAXATION
Rub the head of your penis calmly enough so you don't have the urge to
contract the muscle that spasms during orgasm. Remain completely
relaxed,
and release all tension in your muscles, breathing, and anywhere else in
your body. Free your mind, and don't dwell on the pleasure or the
hardness
of your penis. Even when you feel like orgasming, remain relaxed and
release
the pleasure. Breathe normally. You will continue to build the intense
feeling until you reach a point where you simply can't stand it anymore.
If
you are skillful, you may even experience a kind of momentary blindness.
Even when you feel like exploding, stay relaxed, enjoy the intense
pleasure,
and keep rubbing!
THE MOTIONLESS SQUAT
This one is definitely better if you aren't wearing any clothes. Squat
down
on the ground and spread your legs open about as far as is comfortable.
Then, lube up your penis, get into your favorite grip, and go. The key
is
not to "hop" up and down, but rather to leave your legs and thighs as
motionless as possible. Focus the movement on the shaft and the head of
your
penis instead. Try some different grips -- for instance, put both thumbs
on
top of your penis and two fingers of each hand below. Just keep going
until
climax, but be sure to maintain the motionlessness in the thighs and
legs
during ejaculation, as this greatly enhances the effect.
KEGELS FOR MEN
There are exercises called Kegels for men that increase orgasm
intensity.
Kegels for men increase sexual feeling by strengthening the pelvic
muscles.
To get in touch with your pelvic muscles, pretend you're in danger of
urinating or having a bowel movement but that you have to wait until
you're
near a toilet. The muscles you squeeze to hold it in are your pelvic
muscles. To strengthen these muscles, start by holding and releasing
them 15
times, twice a day. Don't hold the contraction -- just squeeze and let
go.
You can do this unobserved almost anywhere -- while driving a car,
reading
the paper, watching TV, during a meeting ... wherever. Gradually
increase
the number of squeezes until you're up to 75, twice a day. When you
reach 75
at a sitting, instead of immediately releasing the contraction, hold it
for
a count of three, and then relax and repeat. Work up slowly to about 50
of
these longer Kegels. Continue doing the exercises for six weeks,
alternating
between the shorter and the longer Kegels. The results should be
noticeable
in your orgasms after a month or more. Once you have the technique down,
you
can squeeze your pelvic muscles when you're having an erotic fantasy,
when
you're being sexually stimulated, or when you're having intercourse.
Feel
free to experiment and see what methods increase your orgasmic intensity
the
most.
PARALYZED
Lie back, and without moving a single muscle, stroke as slowly and
gently as
possible. I mean NOT A SINGLE MUSCLE. It takes a lot of self-control to
be
able to not move -- but since it takes so long to reach orgasm, it is
much
more intense than normal.
HANDS OFF
To keep your erection after ejaculating, stroke to the point that you
are
ready to ejaculate -- but then do not touch your penis and relax all of
your
muscles. The orgasm will be less intense, but you will stay erect and
can
continue, and you will not lose the excitement in your body. When you
get
control, you will be able to do this as many times in one session as you
wish.
Sometimes, even if you have a partner, you don't want to have full-on
sex.
In that case, some form of "mutual masturbation" -- where two people
manually pleasure each other -- may be in order. Most of these
techniques
are non-gender-specific.
NON-MUTUAL
Both partners masturbate themselves at the same time in each other's
presence. It doesn't really matter who orgasms when.
ONE-WAY MUTUAL
One person masturbates the other, who just lies back and enjoys it. They
can
then switch duties. A downside to this is if they're doing it to orgasm,
one
person must orgasm first and therefore won't be as interested in helping
the
second person to orgasm.
STANDARD MUTUAL
Both partners lie on their backs or slightly facing each other, and they
masturbate each other simultaneously. If both are right-handed (or
left-handed), one will either have to use a "Backhand" grip -- which can
be
awkward -- or use the other hand (which can be awkward, too). If there's
orgasm, ideally both achieve it together; the timing required to do this
can
be difficult to master.
TOP/BOTTOM MUTUAL
One person gets over the other, and they masturbate each other face to
face.
This is more intense than Standard Mutual, because it more closely
simulates
intercourse-style contact (which may or may not be desirable).
TOP/BOTTOM "VAGINA"
If the "top" person is male, he can ask the bottom person to hold their
hand
still while he thrusts into it. This simulates intercourse-style sex
even
closer. Note: In any of these "Top/Bottom" positions, if the top person
is
male and wants to go all the way to ejaculation, he should get the
permission of the bottom person -- for obvious reasons!
69 MUTUAL
In a variation on the classic "69" sex position, the two partners face
in
opposite directions and masturbate each other. Try this in imaginative
combinations with the "Vagina" principle above.
THE HOLE OPENER
If you're circumcised, just masturbate in your normal way -- but when
you're
about to ejaculate, with the thumb and index finger of your free hand,
gently open up the hole at the end of your penis -- you will get a
bigger
ejaculation.
THE SQUATTER
Squat down. When your legs are bent, it stretches some of the muscles in
your legs and makes the orgasm feel better. For more feeling, bounce up
and
down in little bounces.
THE BELLY RUB
Get an erection, and if you want, lube up your penis really well, and
also
lube up your lower stomach area just above your pubic hair and below
belly
button. Place the base of your thumb just below the head of your penis
and
under it, so it enables you to push your penis against your lower
abdomen.
When your penis is against your lower abdomen, push from right to left
to
right to left over and over again. This way, the surface area of your
penis
head is in constant contact with your skin.
THE LOTUS
While masturbating, the lotus position -- where you sit cross-legged
with
each foot on top of the opposite thigh -- can give a very intense
feeling.
It also makes it easier to hold off ejaculation.

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FAUCET FETISH
Immense pleasure can be obtained from water flowing onto the clitoris.
Bathtub faucets, shower
heads (particularly those made for "massage" purposes), and even jacuzzi
jets all contain moments
of ecstasy.
Shower: Water-related stimulation is probably easiest to achieve in the
shower. Remove the
shower head and direct the water to flow directly onto your vagina and
clitoris; adjust the
temperature and pressure of the water to your liking. It is best to
start out with a low pressure and
then increase it. Of course, the faster the water flows, the more direct
stimulation your clitoris will
receive. Warm water usually feels best -- but be careful to make sure it
is not too hot. Many
women can orgasm in a few minutes (or less) with this kind of
stimulation to the clitioris.
Bathtub: This is a bit trickier. Fill the tub with water about halfway.
Lie on your back, and bring
your buttocks up so they are against or almost against the end of the
tub with the faucet. Position
your vagina as directly below the faucet as possible. Adjust the
temperature and pressure of the
water flow to your liking; you might have to tilt up your pelvis to
bring your vagina closer to the
water flow of the faucet. It might help to use one or both hands to
spread open your labia (vagina
"lips") so the water can flow directly onto your clitoris. Once you have
found the right position, lie
back, relax, fantasize, and enjoy!
Jacuzzi: If you are fortunate enough to be able to use a jacuzzi in
privacy, take advantage of the
water flow coming from the jets! Turn towards the jet, and position your
vagina/clitoris so it is
directly in the path of the water flow. PLEASE BE CAREFUL not to
position yourself too close to the
jet, since the water flow is much stronger than what you would probably
encounter in a shower or
bathtub. Start off at a good distance from the jet and move closer until
you have found the
appropriate pressure. Again, once you have found the right position,
enjoy the soothing warm water
all over your body and fantasize!
VIBRATOR VICE
A vibrator usually intended for a massage can give intense stimulation
to the clitoris. First of all, find
a vibrator at your local pharmacy, department store etc.; they are
usually labeled to provide muscle
massage. Plug it in, and enjoy! Hint: You probably will not want to
position the vibrator right on the
clitoris. The stimulation is so strong it's often sufficient to move the
vibrator around the outside of the
vagina, on the labia. You can also position it on the part of the labia
directly above the clitoris. You
can even enjoy the vibrator through clothing if you're in a hurry!
Again, find what works for you,
and move the vibrator around as you need more or less stimulation.
THIGH THERAPY
Some women can achieve sexual pleasure -- even orgasm -- by simply
squeezing or rubbing
their thighs together, thus indirectly stimulating the clitoris.
Sometimes they do it in public...if a
woman's legs are crossed and she's flexing and grinding her thighs
together, she might be feeling
much better than she's letting on -- especially if she's kicking her
foot to hide the thigh motion,
breathing unusually heavily or rapidly, pressing a book or bag into her
crotch, or flushed. I know,
the overwhelming majority of women who cross their legs and kick their
feet are just burning off a
little energy. But some of them are doing much more....
Long bus ride? Boring desk job or classroom? No problem!
Suggestions for getting started: When masturbating at home, make it a
habit to press together your
thighs when you orgasm. After that becomes second-nature, press your
thighs when you can't stop
yourself from having an orgasm (but haven't yet), and then pull your
hands away -- leave it up to
your legs to ride yourself over the top. You're bound to have a few
frustrating flameouts, but the
practice is worth it. Eventually, with the help of fantasy and
association, you'll be able to proceed
using only your thighs from earlier and earlier in the masturbation
process.
Some women seem to prefer "riding the seam" of jeans; others like the
greater closeness of hose or
bare legs under a skirt or dress. Experiment to find what works for you.

DILDO DREAMS -- Reader Submissions
Every woman should own at least two dildos. It's much better to satisfy
the craving for the male
member with a favorite dildo hidden away in the panty drawer. I've had
best luck by first stimulating
the clitoris until the labia begin to swell; then, ease in the dildo.
Lubrication is key here; good old
K-Y is still the best. Slowly move the dildo in and out of your vagina
while stimulating the clitoris
with the free hand. Sometimes it helps to purchase a dildo with a
clitoris stimulator (a bump on the
end); when you move the dildo inside of you, the stimulator hits and
rubs your clitoris. This allows
you to use your free hand to hold a mirror and watch the action. Visual
stimulation is also important
in that you can learn exactly where your "hot spots" are. Never be
embarrassed to purchase a
dildo, either -- it's much better than having sex with a man you don't
care about. Last, width beats
length hands down. I'd much rather own a thick, 5" dildo over a long,
skinny one any day of the
week and twice on Sunday.
Dildos are made of a softer, flexible plastic or rubber and are normally
coutured to include such
things as veins and ridges, so they are more similar to a penis than
other objects.
The easiest way to use a dildo is to stimulate yourself externally. On a
hard chair, lay down the
dildo so the head and shaft are flat. Some kind of lubrication helps.
Sit on the dildo so it runs from
your clitoris to your anus; you can then slide back and forth on the
dildo to stimulate the clitoris.
You can also hold the dildo and slide it up and down on your clitoris.
For a different feeling, twist
the shaft while it is up against the clitoris. I often alternate between
the sliding and twisting motions.
The head of the dildo can also be used to stimulate the clitoris; this
is one of the most intense
techniques, although it's slightly more difficult. Simply apply the
correct pressure and move the
head over your clitoris in an up-and-down and/or circular motion. For
better control, it helps to
have both hands close to the dildo's head. I've found that the more
pressure I apply, the quicker I
orgasm. However, if I only lightly caress my clitoris with the head, the
orgasm is longer and more
intense.
The dildo also works well inside the vagina. The first thing to consider
in this case is the size of
your dildo: it should be wide enough to be snug inside and have more
length than you intend to
insert, as you'll need to hold onto the base. A chair is a good place to
do this; you can prop up one
foot on the chair or lean back. Another option is to lie on the couch or
bed so your legs hang over
the arm or headboard. It's a matter of personal preference how deep you
insert the dildo; different
depths give different feelings, so experiment. Once you've placed the
dildo in the vagina, move it in
and out while you stimulate your clitoris with the other hand. The dildo
will enhance the effect. Or,
instead of stimulating your clitoris with a hand, move the dildo until
you find the spot that pulls and
manipulates your clitoris; I prefer a downward motion so the shaft
slides over my clitoris as I slide
the dildo in and out.
I started to enjoy dildos and other equipment inside me after having
babies. When I was younger, I
preferred pure clitoral stimulation without anything penetrating me --
but as I grew older, things
inside my vagina started to feel better. Of course, I still need
clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, but
with a dildo in me it feels fantastic. Earlier this used to feel a bit
too rough to be comfortable.
I have only one real dildo, and it is quite small. The myth that women
want only big things in their
vagina is...well, only a myth. A big object can most certainly feel
good, but the effect of movement
in the vagina is clearer when a smaller dildo (or anything) is used. I
enjoy the very feeling of
something moving in and out, so I use smaller objects. A large dildo
makes you feel very
full-stuffed, which is nice sometimes, but it can get a bit monotonous!
If you are too shy to buy a dildo (although it's easy to mail-order
one), you can use simply
anything elongated: vegetables, candles, household stuff...use your
imagination. If you're not
absolutely sure about the cleanliness of the object, put a condom on it.
I myself do not fancy the
feeling of rubber; it's kind of sticky, so I wash the objects properly
before use.
I've heard about using cucumbers and carrots, but I've never tried them.
I use candles. The sort that
inspired me even lookphallic, since the end bulges and then tapers
slightly, just like the head of a
penis. Candles are good because (unlike vegetables) they keep
indefinitely. They wash easily and
warm up to body temperature very nicely, too. You don't need to worry
about them breaking, etc.
-- you can't harm them and they can't harm you. (And somehow I don't
feel silly using a candle!)
Candles have two drawbacks, though. Most have the problem of not having
quite enough girth, but
even slimmer candles feel really good for the first few thrusts. The
other problem is if you leave them
in for longer than a half-hour or so, they soften and bend to the same
shape as your vagina, so
you can't feel them as well anymore.
I've heard that sleeping with a dildo in is one way to be horny in the
morning, but I have trouble
falling asleep that way.
I don't masturbate by sliding a dildo in and out. I insert the dildo and
stimulate the clitoris. The dildo
gives that pleasant feeling of being filled, and it also pulls the hood
of the clitoris tighter.
I use a medium-size hairbrush handle. I find it extremely pleasurable,
especially when I pull the
handle in and out while rubbing my clitoris.

reader submissions -- continued
NIPPLE NIRVANA
    Some women find stimulation to their nipples alone enough to bring
them to orgasm!
My clitoris is small and extra-sensitive -- to the point of discomfort
occasionally, so it's not a major
area of pleasure for me. Direct contact with my clitoris often tickles
or is just plain annoying.
Sometimes lightly rubbing the hood, or the area directly above the hood,
is very stimulating. My
nipples, on the other hand, are my "G-spot." When I masturbate, I
squeeze together my inner thigh
muscles tightly, creating pressure on my clitoris, but with no direct
contact. I roll my nipples
between my fingers, lick and suck them, and occasionally use my vibrator
against them when
they're extremely hard. Eventually I begin grinding my hips and can
bring myself to a satisfying
orgasm within 90 seconds.
TOOTHBRUSH TEASE
We have always had an electric toothbrush. About a year ago, it dawned
on me that the little
vibrating head would really get me off. I like to use it because it's
convenient (unlike getting in the
bathtub to use the massaging shower head), and I can orgasm in five
seconds if I want to.
Depending on where you place it, it does different things. If you put
the head right on your clitoris,
you go completely insane...and it feels GREAT! If I'm not in the mood to
be quick about it, I can hold
the toothbrush so I'm not applying as much direct pressure on my
clitoris. That, too, is amazing.
OTHER IDEAS FROM READERS
Ever since I can remember, I've used pretty much the same position while
pleasuring myself. When
I was a teenager I used to think I was odd -- that it was a strange
position, that I was probably
freaky, and that the vast majority of women do it lying on their backs
or something. (Now I'm sure I'm
not alone; I saw a lover once assume an unlikely position while he
masturbated, with his legs way
up in the air.) I sort of sit on my ankles and hunch over, lifting
myself up a bit. There's something
satisfying about the balance of body weight. Anyway, once sitting there,
with my right hand cupped
a little I bunch together my fingertips to make little circles just
abovemy clitoris, on the hood -- the
glans is too sensitive. With my other hand (also cupped a little with
the fingertips bunched together)
I press my fingertips against the opening to my vagina, but with the
labia closed over that part so
it's like hard pressure instead of penetration. The combination is
great, because with my left hand I
can feel every contraction as I orgasm, and somehow my hand feeling the
contractions lets my
brain sense them in my vagina more clearly. I'm really "there" with each
contraction in a way I can't
quite always be with a penis inside instead. They're like waves rippling
throughout me.
When I begin to play with my clitoris, I like to run my fingers up and
down the shaft. I also like to
use a soft circular motion around the head of my clit (not be confused
with the glans). I never touch
my glans until my clitoris is swollen and erect, which I call the state
of "clirection."
Massaging the sides of my clitoris is also pleasurable. At the beginning
of a session, a tender touch
is important. As my clitoris becomes more firm and swollen, I increase
the intensity of my massage.
When I get to a point where it has enlarged three times -- near orgasm
-- I place my thumb on the
top of the shaft and my fingers on the lower side of the shaft, above
the glans, but not touching the
glans. I then message my clitoral shaft in a circular motion, which
gradually leads me to orgasm.
Sometimes, I alternate the shaft technique with glans massages with
lubricant.
I have masturbated since the 2nd grade. I get a rock (or something
hard), put a thin pillow over the
rock, and then lie on the pillow (clothes on or off). I then move up and
down, causing my vagina to
be stimulated.
I particularly enjoy clitoral stimulation, but I've found that if I use
my other hand (particularly the
middle finger) to stimulate my vagina, it enhances the feeling. I also
read that if you bite your upper
lip as you masturbate it enhances the feeling because the upper lip has
a direct connection to the
clitoris. Scented candles are nice for the atmosphere.
When I was first starting out, I was 11 and would straddle stuff on the
edge of my bed or my big
stuffed bear.
My favorite way to masturbate is to put on spandex shorts (lycra bike
pants are good) without
panties and go biking. The clitoris and vagina are rubbed by the bike's
saddle, which brings me to
orgasm.
Get a pillow or other soft object and put it on the side of a bed or
chair -- on the edge for best
results. Rub yourself up and down on it so it kind of looks like you're
humping it.
YES, VIRGINIA, THE PENIS DOES HAVE A ROLE
Since the masturbation techniques presented here focus on the clitoris,
some readers have
expressed confusion regarding the role of the male sex organ. Although
the clitoris is the nerve
center for the orgasmic response, vaginal intercourse, obviously, can be
very pleasurable and can
result in an orgasm. There's a myth that an orgasm from vaginal
intercourse is totally different from a
clitoral orgasm. In actuality, vaginal intercourse is simply another way
to stimulate the clitoris, with
the added pleasure of vaginal stimulation.
There are basically three reasons why intercourse is physically
pleasurable. First, the penis
stimulates the nerve endings inside the vagina. The simple physical
presence of the penis in the
vagina can be very pleasurable -- particularly a penis of the
appropriate size. Second, the
movement of the penis in and out of the vagina (or of the vagina around
the penis, if the woman is
on top) pulls on the hood connected to the clitoris, thereby providing
stimulation to the clitoris.
Finally, depending on the position used, the thrusting of the male
pelvic area against the clitoris is
also stimulating.
Let me try saying this in a way that's a little less clinical. I think
most women would agree that
particularly when they are excited and ready for sex (i.e., when the
vagina is lubricated), the
sensation of the vagina being filled up with a penis is simply
wonderful. It is interesting to note that
this sensation can be even more pleasurable after an orgasm! But men
must realize that the pure
thrusting in and out of the vagina is not what will lead most women to
orgasm (as it will for a man, of
course!). At some point, attention and stimulation should be given to
the clitoris, either directly or
indirectly. This can be through either manual or oral means -- or it can
come from the pelvic
movement itself. Tip: Many women are able to achieve orgasm more easily
through the "female
superior" (woman on top) position, since they are able to move freely to
stimulate the clitoris.
TIPS FOR GUYS
Now, I know there are plenty of guys out there who are reading this page
out of curiosity, so I'll
give you a few tips, too. How can you succesfully masturbate a woman?
The key is clitoral
stimulation. Use the vaginal lubrication to make your finger moist as it
rubs the clitoris. You will
probably have to ask your girlfriend what she likes (technique, speed,
etc.); if she is to shy to tell
you, just have her guide your hand, and try to follow. As she gets more
excited, you might want to
increase the pressure and speed. Of course, always listen to what she
wants, as everyone is
different. You can also intermittently penetrate her vagina with your
fingers, if she so desires. Also,
don't neglect her breasts and nipples. Massage her breasts and stimulate
her nipples with your free
hand or mouth as much as you can, making sure you're applying the amount
of pressure she wants.
Kiss her deeply and passionately. Experiment and have fun. The most
important thing is to
demonstrate that you are totally into her and her pleasure. Of course,
patience can be a virtue. Be
sincere -- she can tell if you are feigning interest. When she begins to
orgasm, don't stop what you
are doing until she grabs your hand and pushes it away. At that point,
take her in your arms and
hold her closely. If you love her, tell her.

Visto che c'eri potevi fornire anche la versione tradotta!!!
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Ora sě che si ragiona
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