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A Metalhead, a Dragon and a Princess....
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from
the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes
and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his
migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess
and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and
impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts
in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last
time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks
that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo
for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is
now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an
obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

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ROTFLISSIMO pure qui! (stavo per postarlo io :P)
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  (stavo per postarlo io :P)
...perchč voi giovani non ci cagate mai...ci considerate dei baggiani,
trascurando il fatto che per forza di cose, domani toccherŕ a voi, parlare
senza essere ascoltati.
Un Matusa.

 parlare senza essere ascoltati.
:|
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I miei sicari mi hanno informato che Mendoza, lun 27 dic 2004 03:34:55p,
andava su it.arti.musica.metal a spifferare che: 
Ehehehe quello HEAVY METAL č fantastico xň quelli piů spassosi sono il 
protagonista PROGRESSIVE METAL, FOLK METAL e DOOM METAL. :D
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drMetal
Chi vince tra Lemmy e Dio? 
Lemmy! eehh! Allora Dio! EEHHH! errore : Lemmy č Dio!!!
We are Motorhead we're here to kick your ass!!!!

undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
Qui ci voleva un "fucks the dragon" :PPP
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Speedwagon
  Flammenmeer
Fan #1 di Till Lindemann

 protagonista PROGRESSIVE METAL, FOLK METAL e DOOM METAL. :D
Anche il Glam Metal, col drago che si mette a ridere quando vede arrivare il
glamster non e' male :-DD
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Alessio "The Sentinel"

 arrivare il glamster non e' male :-DD
si vero :D
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drMetal
Chi vince tra Lemmy e Dio? 
Lemmy! eehh! Allora Dio! EEHHH! errore : Lemmy è Dio!!!
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 A Metalhead, a Dragon and a Princess....
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 A Metalhead, a Dragon and a Princess....
ahhahahahahahahah!
spettacolare :D