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Fredrik Hjelm of Shockwaves recently conducted an interview with Swedish 
drummer Anders Johansson (HAMMERFALL, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, SILVER MOUNTAIN). An 
excerpt from the chat follows below.
Shockwaves: Any crazy stories about being on the road with Yngwie?
Anders: Lots! I'll tell you about this one time we took a flight from New 
York to Tokyo...it was a 14-hour, non-stop flight, so we started drinking 
right away. We were in first class that time - the first and only time, as a 
matter of fact. I think the Japanese promoter paid for it. Well, the other 
passengers started getting ticked off at us pretty early because we were 
loud, yelling and throwing things around. At one point, my brother 
[then-YNGWIE keyboardist Jens Johansson] found a sanitary napkin in the 
flight seat in front of him and poured a Bloody Mary on it, making it look 
like huge blood-stain and then he threw it on some other passenger's food 
tray as he was trying to eat. That was the final straw for the other 
passengers, and when I got back from the bathroom, a big fight broke out 
between Yngwie and our boys and the other passengers and the flight staff. 
Apparently, a lady sitting in first class had taken an entire pitcher of 
water and poured it over Yngwie, Joe Lynn Turner and my brother, so they 
went nuts, of course, and Yngwie wanted to kill her. It was chaos - 
somebody's shirt got ripped to shreds, people were wrestling on the floor... 
It was probably not what people had expected when they bought their 
first-class tickets! At one point, the pilot, who had left the cockpit to 
join the fight, grabbed my arm so I back-fisted him in the stomach and 
watched him go down.
Shockwaves: Wasn't he supposed to fly the plane!?
Anders: Of course, but when he heard all the turmoil and fighting going on, 
he came out and yelled, "What the hell is going on, on my ship" and after 
that he joined in the brawl and just happened to grab me. So I got really 
pissed and thought to myself "Get away from me, f**ker," and it was after 
that I put him on the floor. Hey - he grabbed me first! At one point, two 
people were holding Yngwie to try to calm him down. It was one bodyguard 
there with us, and one really big sound engineer, but, I mean, almost 45 
minutes went by and Yngwie was just as pissed as he was when they first 
started holding him down! Meanwhile, my brother had taken off all his 
clothes and was running around naked on the plane, leaving little red pubic 
hairs all over the carpet as the Japanese staff attempted to put several 
kimonos on him to cover him up. He didn't want that, so he just ripped them 
to shreds when they tried. Eventually, I got myself together and I tried to 
talk to Yngwie, and I said, "Hey, Yngwie, you can't kill people. It's, like, 
not allowed!" He was just screaming, "Kill, kill, kill" in Swedish as they 
were holding him down, so I didn't know what else to tell him. But 
eventually we calmed him down by evolving on an idea. We said, "Sure, that 
lady poured water on us, but how about you piss in that pitcher and pour 
THAT on her? That'll be 2-1 to your favor," and Yngwie replied: "Hey, that's 
a great idea!" and so he did and ended the whole thing. She got the piss 
poured all over her. It went in her hair, in her mouth...everywhere. 
Strangely enough, that kind of put the end to the whole thing and the other 
passengers and the staff surrendered. The staff, especially, were really 
scared since and I don't think they had ever experienced anything like that! 

 poured all over her. It went in her hair, in her mouth...everywhere.
Cristo santo, ma non li hanno sbattuti in galera a vita appena
atterrati dopo avergli fatto uscire il cervello dalle orecchie a forza
di manganellate?

 manganellate?
Sinceramente non credo che chiunque abbia visto come funziona la sicurezza 
in un aeroporto vero possa credere che dopo un casino simile siano 
riusciti a scappare "perché cercavano un gruppo e siamo andati uno alla 
volta" (bastava il controllo passaporti).
La storiella è da morire dal ridere, ma mi sa che è una normale litigata 
che con gli anni si è allargata a dismisura.
See you,
        Silver Drake
-- 
Paperblog: l'irriverente blog della famiglia pinguina
http://www.silverdrakenet.it/blog/blog.html
Quello che scrive il Drake è la verità (gg)
RADIO HELL: 
http://www.myspace.com/rh666

 in un aeroporto vero
Sono con te, però c'è il ragionevole dubbio, sono pur sempre atterrati
nel paese dei capsule hotel.

 Fredrik Hjelm of Shockwaves recently conducted an interview with Swedish
KUT
ma magari  :(
Hail
Lupo 

 drummer Anders Johansson
Manca solo la parte: "Mio fratello ha fatto un colpo speciale al pilota, che 
dopo tre giorni ï¿½ morto"
Che cazzaro atomico. 

 che con gli anni si � allargata a dismisura.
 
http://www.metalzone.gr/articles.php?action=details&id=11103&lang=en
 
<--- Qui c'� l'intervista completa dove si dice che � successo prima 
dell'attentato a Lockerbie, quando la sicurezza aerea non era cos� puntuale 
come quella odierna. Francamente, dopo aver letto "The Dirt", io voglio 
credere a tutto... anche perch�, se � vero, il pianeta Terra � un posto 
migliore di quanto siamo portati a pensare :-). 

"Magazzino" <mag-S-P...@alba-M-M-A-P-S-barolo-fp.it> wrote in message 
news:h1sqj6$fel$1...@tdi.cu.mi.it...

    Dopo accurate ricerche, ho trovato un file audio che fa riferimento 
all'incidente ed � questo 
http://www.blabbermouth.net/yngwie_tokyo_flight.mp3
, l'incidente � riportato 
anche su blabbermouth 
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/BLABBERMOUTH.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=8100