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Titolo: [lungo] Storiella

Io mi sono divertita a scriverla, se qualcuno ne ha gia'
fatta/fara' un'altra versione sarei curiosa di leggerla.
Io l'ho scritta in inglese perche' i titoli erano in inglese
(eccezion fatta per

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chi e' l'unica cretina a cui sfuggono cosi' i post??
volevo dire eccezion fatta per Teo Torriatte che ho
(volontariamente ed erroneamente) usato come nome
proprio.
Ciao a tutti!!
Storiella:
This story begins on a Sunday in '39, in a little city surrounded by the
Seven Seas of Rhye and surmounted by the Brighton Rock. It's late: The night
comes down on the city, it's all black and silent in the streets.  Many
people Drowse, while Great King Rat is running away the stray cats in the
sewer.
After being Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon, Tenement Funster goes down in the
street: he' s a White Man, tall and thin, a Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy. He
's spent the day Sleeping On The Sidewalk, listening Modern Times Rock 'n'
Roll and reading a book about Ogre Battle. At evening, with a Flick Of The
Wrist, he closed his book and phoned to his Son and Daughter. So he knows
his son has had a Sheer Heart Attack: now his sons are All Dead All Dead.
- I can't never see you -  tells the Father To Son, crying. - Why don't you
Keep Yourself Alive? -
- Now I'm Here, In The Lap Of The Gods - his sons answers, but he's so Long
Away and the father can't hear him.
Death On Two Legs has destroyed Mr. Funster's family, but he has still his
friends.
His Dear Friends, that are a really Good Company, are waiting for him a pub,
listening to My Melancholy Blues.
When he arrives, he says them: - I'm In Love With My Car: have you seen my
new Beetle? -
- We Are The Champions - they answer , thinking about the next week's car
race . - We Will Rock You and your car if we will win this race! -
After a while, he sees the White Queen, a very beautiful, Fat  Bottomed
Girl. Funny How Love Is: Mr. Funster falls in love for her, and, Stone Cold
Crazy, he approaches her and he tells her:
- Sweet Lady, what about dancing The Millionaire Waltz, You and I? -
She was waiting for Somebody To Love, and answered: - Yes, of course!! -
While they're dancing, Mr. Funster whispered several times: - You're
beautiful as a Lily Of The Valley, You Take My Breath Away  and I'd like to
Get Down Make Love to you - (really romantic!!)
- Love Of My Life - she said - You're My Best Friend and I accept your
Seaside Rendezvous -
They greet in Procession all Mr. Funster' friends, they remain to listen to
a Bohemian Rhapsody and they recommend him in Doing Alright!
Teo Torriatte, one of his friends, greet them so: - God Save The Queen !! -
- and the fascist regime! - adds Johnny Rotten.
When Mr. Funster and his queen arrive at his house, the phone rings.
- Bring Back That Leroy Brown - says a voice... and Mr. Funster realised:
she's been a Liar, she's a man!! And his name is Leroy Brown!!!
- Oh Jesus !! - yells Mr. Funster - She Makes Me fall in love!! -
- Spread Your Wings and go out this home - he shouts to Leroy Brown - Who
Needs You?? -
- My fairy King - says Mr. Brown - I'm a Killer Queen, and I never Misfire,
"Tie your Mother Down" tells me a man, once ago, and so I start to kill
people for money -
And Leroy Brown, The Hitman, kills Mr. Funster, with The Fairy Feller's
Masterstroke.
Mr. Funster Fight From the Inside to stay alive, but he hears now The March
Of The Black Queen.
The Prophet's Song sings "Someday One Day, The Loser In The End will die".

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Clap, Clap, Clap!
Davvero un'idea molto originale. Brava!
Flash

TROPPO FORTE! TROPPO BELLA!!!!
Da Nobel!!! :D :D :D
GRAZIEEEEEEEEEEE per mandarcela!!
Flavio ***hugz**

 GRAZIEEEEEEEEEEE per mandarcela!!
Mandarcela??????
Flash


certo, via mail!!! Ti prego, Galadriel... :-)))
Ciao
Andrea
boyr...@libero.it

ciao Galadriel!!!
volevo, dato che nn so l'email, chiderti il permesso di metter la tua
storiella sul sito QueenArenA, ovviamente creditandotene la paternità
Fammi sapere!!!
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 > fatta/fara' un'altra versione sarei curiosa di leggerla.
Bellissima!
Cheers!
Max

Veramente Ecceziunale! bravissima
ciao

Non ho parole :-)
God Save The Queen !! -
- and the fascist regime! ;-))

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 storiella sul sito QueenArenA, ovviamente creditandotene la paternità
Certo che puoi!! :o)
Ps: il mio indirizzo mail puoi trovarlo sul sito di Gackeen,
dove ci sono le schede degli IFMQers.
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Crostata, crostata di dragoncello
Perche' il pipistrello non e' un uccello?
Troppo difficile l'indovinello,
Rispondo "crostata di dragoncello".

 certo, via mail!!! Ti prego, Galadriel... :-)))
Sorry, non ho capito.... Volete che vi mando
la storiella via mail in privato?
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 la storiella via mail in privato?
Non so.. io semplicemente ho detto "grazie per mandarcela"
e poi mi hanno gentilmente fatto notare che in Italiano non
si dice (devo maneggiare 4 lingue al giorno, non è facile non
mescolare!! :(
Per il resto volevo dirti che la storiella è meravigliosa :)
Mi viene voglia di farne una con i titoli di Kate Bush... ;)
Flavio

 Mi viene voglia di farne una con i titoli di Kate Bush... ;)
Io non conosco neanche una canzone di Kate Bush, pero'
se lo fai, sarei curiosa di leggerla: attendo la tua creazione!
:o)
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 :o)
Carissima, trova subito Wuthering Heights ;) Capolavorooooo!
Flavio