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Titolo: Recensione straniera del film "Rocco & le Storie Tese"...

... film porno di e con Rocco Siffredi uscito sul mercato internazionale con
il titolo "Rock 'n roll Rocco" che vedeva la partecipazione straordinaria
degli Elii quasi al completo (mancava solo il compianto Feiez). All'interno
del film alcuni spezzoni live del gruppo, tra cui un omaggio a John Holmes
mai così in tema.
ROTFL, sentite cosa dice questo recensore americano nel vedere dall'esterno
i nostri:
"What happens when you become the most popular, sought after and talked
about male star in X videos? Well, if your name is Rocco Siffredi, you turn
your good looks and C**K of stone into a successful directing career. So
well liked is Rocco that he can direct his movies in Europe, usually in his
native tongue, and bring them over to the US with hardly a peep from Yankee
porn fans. Who cares if you can't understand a word he is saying in the
heavily accented voice over? The sexual intensity that Rocco has always
shown as a performer is equally prevalent in his videos. This is not to say
that I don't get somewhat annoyed not being able to follow any of the
dialog.
Judging from the subtitles provided, a lack of comprehension just might be a
relief. Rocco takes us to a sold out arena for a concert given by some
friends of his. The crowd reacts as if these guys are Pearl Jam and Alanis
Morisette all rolled into one. However, after seeing the front man dash
across the stage in a frightening costume that is a vile cross between
sixties TV superhero and Technicolor under-roos I was ready to die laughing.
If you think his costume is bad, wait until you hear this guy wail. Thank
God Rocco breaks up the concert footage by taking a pair of Anita's, Blonde
and Dark, backstage for a super hot quickie. Having obviously paid attention
during his tutelage under Buttman, Rocco captures a great two girl blow job
before nearly fucking the two women through the wall. Anita Dark, with the
exception of some nasty implant scars, is devastatingly sexy. She and her
blonde counterpart share a load of jizz for a good two minutes in a great
cum swapping make out session. We need more scenes like this in the movie
and not footage of the band singing a tribute song to John Holmes. If these
subtitled lyrics are correct, then this band makes the Spice Girls look like
Lennon/McCartney.
After the concert, Rocco and some friend stop by a local nightclub, where
the Italian porn stud seems is the guest of honor at some swingers ball.
After a couple of male dancers heat up the room, the onlookers erupt into an
all out orgy. I am guessing that these are real swingers as most of the
women are wearing masks and only a precious few are good looking. There is
just a few minutes of action, mostly C**Ksucking, followed by a number of
facial cumshots which is nice since watching all these people do full scenes
would have been a chore. Instead, Rocco picks out a pair of women to focus
on. The more attractive brunette, he fucks himself, (NATCH) while the rather
rotund woman gets herself off on the couch, squirting her juices all over
her sausage like fingers.
After living the life of a rock star, Rocco shows some great imagination,
leading into his next scene with a mock soccer match played in miniature on
a tennis court. This simulated sporting event is complete with cheering
crowds, painted spectators, dapper sportscasters and injuries. However,
instead of the old wrap and painfully hot shit I used to get when I tweaked
a groin, the fallen warrior gets a first class blowjob, while another woman
is giving handjobs to the screaming crowd. When the game is over the winning
team gets to fuck the hot blonde referee in the ass. One problem, the game
ended in a tie. No worries, she just lets both teams bang her tight
backdoor. This attractive blonde takes some major anal pounding in a gang
bang that escalates when two brunettes join the fun. All of them get
assfucked, DP'd and have their faces covered in jizz as both teams drain
their balls dry. Check out the monster facial taken by a cum guzzling dark
haired Debi Diamond look a like Euro bimbo.
Rocco gets called away to Los Angeles, but before he goes, Rocco gives his
secretary a good bye fuck. This dirty talking woman has more hair between
her legs than on her head, but still has some appeal. (I like the short
hair, but trim that bush.) Rocco fucks her good and hard on the desk before
saying ciao by spurting jizz all over her mouth.
On a stopover in the UK, Rocco is greeted by a good friend who has brought
along a petite British tart, Laura Turner. (She and Rocco did a scene in
Buttman's Bend Over Babes 4 that defies description.) Here, she uses her
charms in the backseat to convince him to stick around a while. Laura is
pretty in a very 'slut next door' kind of way and you must see Rocco cum in
her mouth and watch her play with it for a long while to truly appreciate
just what a rising star she is.
At the house, another blonde, not quite as hot as Laura, but easy to look at
none the less, is there to greet him with open arms, and wide open mouth. In
an upstairs bedroom, little Laura is busy begging to suck the C**K of some
very lucky guy who can't get out of his pants fast enough before slamming
his C**K into her tight pussy from behind. Rocco brings his girl to the
doorway to watch Laura fucking. I guess he has decided to stick around a
while. He starts to fuck her which is great, but then he just starts
slapping her across the face. Sorry. But this just isn't something I can not
get into. (Back away from the 'Rog is a censor' smack, I just don't get
turned on watching a guy wail on some poor woman no matter how much she
pretends to like it.) It is much better to watch her take his huge C**K up
her ass in some hard butt banging before this cute new girl spins around to
take an A2M facial which she shares with her greedy friend by dripping jizz
down into Laura's mouth. Now THAT is nasty but still sexy.
The two women turn their attention to the remaining pair of guys, with Laura
swallowing every inch of C**K that is given to her. Both British blondes
take C**K backdoor in twin RCA with Laura once again stealing the show by
taking a ball flopping anal that stretches her ass to the brink before her
man explodes all over her shaved pussy, only to have her girlfriend lick it
all up. They like that so much that Laura hops aboard the other stiff C**K
and rides him until he spews on her ass so they can repeat the whole cum
licking scenario. The two girls finish up the scene with a long, cum
swapping kiss. Someone hose Laura down, because this lass is en fuego!
Finally in the States, Rocco heads straight for the home of Buttman where
you know the women are hot and ready for everything he has to offer. Among
them is Christi Lake, one very sexy woman. The three women and four men go
inside where the games begin. This trio of tantalizing twat proves to be all
too much for the guys who succumb to their wily charms. Besides Christi,
there is a very busty redhead, and an incredible blonde who both fuck like
true superstars. While the other two women are more strikingly beautiful,
Christi is total hotty, taking a great DP and a fine facial. A bit of a
letdown not to see more of the other two, but not a bad scene for Christi
fans.
Rocco pairs up one final time with a beautiful blonde. The two of them have
such great on screen chemistry that one can not take his eyes of their
scenes. It is a basic fuck scene with a great facial to end this video on a
high note.
While much of the action in this video is fantastic, there is far too much
time spent with Elio e le Storie Tese (The Italian band) for me. Those
scenes dragged the video down and took away time that we could have been
watching more scenes like the soccer gang bang or better yet, more of Laura
Turner. The cast is not listed, although you will recognize a few faces and
other body parts. Ms. Turner, Kristi Lake, Anita Blond and Anita Dark are
the most familiar to me. In all, this was a good video when the focus is on
sex. More of that and less bad Italian pop music and this would have been an
even hotter view.
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe"
Saluti
BS

time spent with Elio e le Storie Tese (The Italian band) for me. 
Eh!
ciao
JG
Io additerei maggiormente cantanti che inneggiano alla maria 
velatamente, tanto per fare un esempio, nascondendo il proprio messaggio 
piuttosto che una canzone atta a far ridere e null'altro. 
[Diego Atos su it.arti.musica.rock]

 even hotter view.
Che dire?
Essere esperto di pornazzi e' compatibile col non capire una ceppa di musica
(o col non capire una ceppa in generale...)
Forse fece bene Feiez a tenersi fuori...

 [Diego Atos su it.arti.musica.rock]
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