Newsgroup: it.arti.musica.rock
Titolo: the bad touch

la canzone fa cagare, a dire poco, ma il video e il testo mi fanno piegare
dalle risate.
ve la propongo.
Soprattutto il ritornello, da cantare alle straniere/i
ciriciao
      The Bad Touch
      Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
      But there are several other very important differences
      Between human beings and animals that you should know about
      I’d appreciate your input
      Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
      Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
      So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
      Yes I’m Siskel yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
      You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want I rough you’re out of
bounds
      I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
      Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you
are inclined
      To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
      Do it now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Do it again now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Gettin’ horny now
      Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
      Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
      Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
      But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft
Advisory”
      So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
      Please turn me on I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
      So show me yours I’ll show you mine “Tool Time” you’ll Lovett just
like Lyle
      And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”
      Do it now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Do it again now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Gettin’ horny now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Do it again now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Do it now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Do it again now
      You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
      So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
      Gettin’ horny now
     Lyrics by Bloodhound Gang
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paint my walls blue, but don't forget floating clouds
paint my walls blue, but don't forget singing birds
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And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”
...rotfl...pensate che la simpatica Liz Phair dava lo stesso identico
consiglio al suo fidanzato in una canzone che non ricordo...è proprio vero
che la Tv ci ruba tempo prezioso.
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