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Titolo: Annunci Parrocchia toppati (in inglese)

This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday, at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk
come early.
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing,
"Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday, at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his
study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay
an egg at the alter.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
One Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come
forward and get a piece of paper.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may
be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement.
Music will follow.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.
Tonights sermon: "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off--Let the church help.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care
much about you.
The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water ... The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial secretary
gave a grief report.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the
entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name:
Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way
from Africa."
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes
Meals.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
Would parishioners please note that the box in the narthex marked "For the
Sick" is intended for monetary donations only.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the
recreation hall. Come and watch us kill Christ the King.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing, "Break Forth Into Joy".
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items
to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make
calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after
the B.S. is done.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
the audience.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services
will be discontinued until further notice.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation
is invited to attend this tragedy.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success.
Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who
labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual
fell upon her.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host and evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and
gracious hostility.
The Low-Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use
the back door.
The Weight Watchers group will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
Ciao,
Peppe
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a peppe, ma vaffanculo
tu non sei un fantasma
ŠDodo

tu non sei un fantasma
E tu chi cazzo sei (tm)?

 E tu chi cazzo sei (tm)?
ma vaffanculo scemo
Dodo©

"DodoŠ" <dodon...@RUMBLEvirgilio.it> wrote:
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"Scemo" č il nome o il titolo di studio?

     "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
It's me! Father McKenzie. I'd be glad to puttt you in your little bed.
 

"Jojo" <sup...@pirotti.ct> ha scritto nel messaggio
news:72hbiu4v0d2plo5mo...@4ax.com...
no dai sopporta
scemo era un pň di rabbia....non ti preoccupare
"buona continuazione" jojo,
qui anche se non lo dicono č tutto a "resistenza"
 e poi non so

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