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... citati autentici di persone famose (scrittori, filosofi, politici storici
ecc.) che hanno da fare con i cani. Andrebbero bene anche siti dove si potrebbe
trovare roba simile.
Grassieee
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Wuff
Le Bestioline (non puntate)
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da tradurre: 
http://www.simplypets.com/petQuotes/dogQuotes.shtml

 Grassieee
Contributo, ma solo in inglese ... e magari ci sono pure doppioni ... :-)
Ciao
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Mario
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A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden
retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The
dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey,
come back here with my breast!"
--Linda Ellerbee
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your
friends.
--Deborah Norville
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No is
fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know is
going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political
or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always
because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
--Robert M. Pirsig Zen in the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark
to read.
--Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself,
too.
--Samuel Butler
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
--Dave Miliman
One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
--Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
--Mark Twain
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
--Napoleon Bonaparte
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
--Aldous Leonard Huxley British writer
We named the DOG Indiana!
--Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
cave canum.(beware of the dog)
--Unknown
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the
dog.
--Mark Twain
Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
--Anne Tyler
Beware of silent dogs and still waters.
--Portuguese Proverb
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
--Unknown
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
--Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog
would go in.
--Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry
Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs.
--Desmond Morris
Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's
favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats
are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent
on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything
useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.
--P. J. O'Rourke
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as
equals.
--Sir Winston Churchill
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
the snow.
--Jeff Valdez
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later.
--Mary Bly
When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog.
--Robert A. Heinlein
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
--Plato
To a dog the whole world is a smell
--Unknown
Dogs wait for us faithfully
--Marcus Tullius Cicero
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost
what it feels about dogs.
--John Osborne
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I
die."
--Anonymous
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself
too."
--Samuel Butler
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them
as we do with people."
--Capek
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
--Billings
"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
--Maeterlinck
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
--Ben Williams
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
--Gene Hill
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as
the dog does."
--Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
--Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
--Andrew A. Rooney
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went."
--Unknown
"I've seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
--John Steinbeck
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
--Unknown
"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape
and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
--Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog"
--Unknown
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be
semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming
partly a dog."
--Edward Hoagland
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog.
I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
--Bonnie Schacter
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog
makes you rich."
--Louis Sabin
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail."
--Josh Billings
"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"
--Unknown Dog
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
--Roger Caras
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in
your ear."
--Dave Barry
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
--Henry Ward Beecher
"To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs."
--Aldous Huxley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is
how dogs spend their lives."
--Sue Murphy
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of
friends."
--Alexander Pope
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will
treat you like dogs."
--Martha Scott
"Every dog must have his day."
--Jonathan Swift
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts
to bite people themselves."
--August Strindberg
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another
dog."
--James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."
--Ann Landers
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
--James Thurber
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
--Mark Twain
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue"
--Anonymous
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish
world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful
or treacherous, is his dog."
--George Graham Vest
"Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed
regularly."
--Anonymous
"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend
home, master, and mistress."
--Louis Sabin
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe,
we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return
for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."
--Roger Caras
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to
go for a walk."
--O. A. Battista
"A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa."
--Anonymous
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down."
--Roger Caras
"The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for
man is the more laughable of the two animals."
--James Thurber
"A good dog deserves a good home."
--Proverb
"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a
burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
--Anonymous
"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home,
they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."
--Janet Schnellman
"Every dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a dog."
--Anonymous
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark."
--Anonymous
"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman."
--Anonymous
"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express
with his tongue in hours."
--Anonymous
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."
--Anonymous
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
--Anonymous
"It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
--Anonymous
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but it's never quite so personal"
--Anonymous
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
--Max Eastman
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
--Franklin P. Jones
"I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes
longer."
--Barbara Woodhouse
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long
before any of us."
--Robert Louis Stevenson
"You can’t keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate dog."
--Anonymous
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
--Rita Rudner
"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than
a dog."
--Stanley Leinwoll
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people."
--Julia Glass
"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
--Jim Fiebig
"Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's
dog."
--The Cockle Bur
"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was
Spike."
--World Features Syndicate
"Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2 dollars at a pound."
--World Features Syndicate
"… none are as fiercely loyal as dog people. In return, no doubt, for the
never-ending loyalty of dogs."
--Linda Shrieves, Orlando Sentinel
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
--Charles Schulz
"A collie has the brain of a man, and the ways of a woman."
--Scottish Proverb
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile."
--Richard A. Wolters
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."
--W.R. Koehler
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly
faithful dog."
--Konrad Lorenz
"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people."
--Daniel Pinkwater
"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus
infections than from kissing dogs."
--Barbara Woodhouse
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
- - - Edward Abbet
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
- - - Henry Ward Beecher "Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit"
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.
- - - Robert Benchley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- - - Josh Billings
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself
too.
- - - Samuel Butler
Every dog has his day.
- - - Miguel de Cervantes
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the
size of the fight in the dog.
- - - Dwight D. Eisenhower
The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times -- the cat not even once.
- - - W. E. Farbstein
The silent dog is the first to bite.
- - - German Proverb
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just
want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"
- - - Lewis Grizzard
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be
semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming
partly a dog.
- - - Edward Hoagland "Dogs and the Tug of Life"
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- - - Aldous Huxley
Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend.
- - - Orville Mars
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too
dark to read.
- - - Groucho Marx
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog
does.
- - - Christopher Morley
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways.
- - - Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- - - Ogden Nash
Thus every dog at last will have his day -
He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow;
The grub today's a butterfly tomorrow.
- - - Peter Pindar
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
- - - Alexander Pope
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other
folks do, isn't it?
- - - Eleanor H. Porter "Pollyanna" 1912
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
- - - Jeanne-Marie Roland
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
- - - Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- - - Andy Rooney
That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog.
- - - John Sparrow
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to
bite people themselves.
- - - August Strindberg
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of
sagacity, but man has frequently dragged a dog down to his.
- - - James Thurber
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- - - Harry S Truman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
- - - Mark Twain
My little old dog:
A heart-beat at my feet.
- - - Edith Wharton

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Ahoo ... chette debbo fa?    ;o))
Grazie mille
--
Wuff
Le Bestioline (non puntate)
www.millenniumdogs.net
PS: E mò ci vu una settimana per tradurre ...

 PS: E mò ci vu una settimana per tradurre ...
*aspetta che mi è saltato fuori qualcosa in italiano, che non mi
ricordavo nemmeno di avere ... ma è poca roba ...
Riciao
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Mario
ma...@dogjudging.com
www.dogjudging.com
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Il cane ha un solo scopo nella vita: donare il suo cuore...j.R.Ackerley
Scrivilo sull'annuncio:"Cuccioli in vendita. L'unico amore che il denaro può
comprare"...Pam Brown
Dai a un cucciolo un tetto e un pò di amore e ti darà il suo cuore per
sempre...Pam Brown
Io, che da ore mi sentivo un peso sul cuore, approfittai del primo momento
di solitudine e scoppiai in lacrime amare. Improvvisamente, una testolina
pelosa spuntò da dietro il cuscino, strofino le orecchie e il nasino sul mio
viso, con partecipe inquietudine, e mi asciugò le lacrime, man mano che
scendevano...Elizabeth Barrett browning
Un cagnolino così piccolo, così insicuro.
Un cagnolino che dovrai portarti in giro infilato nel cardigan,
che ti costerà una fortuna in visite dal veterinario,
che soffre di mal d'auto,
che si spaventa ogniqualvolta sente bussare.
Quel cagnolino che andrebbe a nascondersi, appiattito sotto il letto,
ammutolito dallo spavento, se mai entrasse un ladro.
Quello che tu terrai per sempre...Charlotte Gray
Un cane ti perdonerà più in fretta di qualsiasi essere umano... Peter Gray
Arrivi a casa. Il cane ti corre incontro. "Dove sei stata? Sei stata via
così tanto.Mi sei mancata, mancata, mancata. Ti amo, ti amo, ti amo.Cosa c'è
nella borsa?Qualcosa per me?Oh fammi leccare il tuo orecchio.Oh, fammi
mordicchiare i tuoi guanti.Sei a casa!"... Pam Brown
Il cane che corre per la gioia di vivere, è la felicità
personificata...Peter Gray
Qualsiasi cane appena lavato ritiene suo sacrosanto dovere sporcarsi il
prima possibile...Clara Ortega
Chiunque non conosca il sapore del sapone, non ha mai lavato un
cane...Franklin P. jones
Per quanto sia grande la casa, un cucciolo sarà sempre fra i piedi... Pamela
Dugdale
Il guaio di un cucciolo veramente felice è che fa la pipì...Charlotte Gray
A ogni cucciolo si può insegnare la disciplina." A cuccia nel tuo cestino"
dice il padrone con il tono più severo possibile. E il cucciolo obbedisce:
entra nel cestino a coda bassa, gira una o due volte su se stesso e poi con
un balzo sicuro salta fuori e con aria trionfante dimena la coda e va in
cerca di una carezza. Che cane obbediente!.. Pam Brown
Ci sono cuccioli così tonti che ti chiedi se valga la pena dedicare loro le
tue cure.Ma scodinzolano soddisfatti, divorano tutto il cibo nella ciotola,
arrancano allegramente dietro alla cucciolata e sono i primi a essere scelti
dai futuri padroni!.. Peter Gray
Non c'è niente di così solennemente sciocco come un cucciolo... Clara Ortega
Il cane desidera il tuo affetto più della sua pappa.Beh, più o meno...
Charlotte Gray
Se il tuo dottore insiste nel dirti che hai bisogno di ginnastica, prendi un
cucciolo.Se ne assumerà completamente la responsabilità...Jenni De Vries
Un cucciolo sa insegnare a un bambino a immaginarsi in un'altra pelle: a
vedere il mondo attraverso altri occhi, ad avere cura di un'altra creatura
oltre che di se stesso...Pam Brown
Quasi tutti i padroni dei cani sanno con il tempo..."insegnarsi" a obbedire
al proprio cane!... Robert Morley
Il cane è stato creato appositamente per i bambini. E' il dio delle
biricchinate!... Henry Ward Beecher
Questo è il cucciolo che rosicchierà il mio guanto fino a ridurlo in
brandelli, che distruggerà la mia scarpa, che farà in mille pezzettini il
rotolo della carta igienica e ... che se la darà a gambe se vedrà un
topo...Pam brown
Un cucciolo impara molto presto a portarti le tue pantofole o, meglio,
quello che ne è rimasto...
Margot Thomson
"Non sarà per molto" non vuol dire nulla per un cane. Tutto quello che sa è
che te ne sei andato....jane Swan
Un triste spettacolo, in questo mondo ingiusto, è quello di un piccolo
cucciolo perso, umiliato, a coda bassa!... Arthur Guiterman
Soffro quando vedo un cane che si è perso. Vedo con i suoi occhi. Sono nella
sua testa. Avverto il crescendo della sua paura.... Marion C. Garretty
I nostri cani ameranno e ammireranno anche il più meschino di noi,
alimentando la nostra colossale vanità con il loro atto di fedeltà privo di
senso critico... Agnes Repplier
La grande gioia di avere un cane è quella di poterti rendere ridicolo
davanti a lui: non soltanto non ti rimprovererà, ma anche lui farà lo
stesso...Samuel Butler
Un cucciolo non conosce le parole. Sente soltanto l'amore. O la collera...
Pamela Dugdale
La maggior parte dei cani non pensano di essere umani, lo sanno...Jane Swan
Un cucciolo sopporterà tutto l'insopportabile per amore...Clara Ortega


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