Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Quanto fa 2x2?

Quanto fa 2x2? 
Alle menti piů dotate del mondo venne posta la seguente domanda:
quanto fa 2 x 2 ?
L'ingegnere tirň fuori il suo regolo calcolatore, lo fece scorrere
avanti e indietro per un po', poi annunciň: 3.99.
Il fisico consultň alcuni manuali tecnici, impostň la domanda sul suo
computer, poi annunciň: - E' compreso fra 3.98 e 4.02.
Il matematico ci pensň su per un po', ignaro del resto del mondo, poi
annunciň: - Non so qual č la risposta, ma posso dire che esiste.
Il filosofo rispose subito: "Ma, cosa intendete con 2 x 2 ?"
Il logico rispose: "Per favore, definite 2 x 2 con maggiore
precisione".
Il contabile chiuse tutte le porte e le finestre, si guardň intorno
con molta attenzione poi chiese, a bassa voce: "Quanto volete che
faccia?"
L'hacker irruppe clandestinamente in un super computer della NASA e
diede la risposta.
(Dave Horsfall, Alcatel-STC Australia, North Sydney)
(da 
http://utenti.quipo.it/base5/
)
--
#922. Supertassa: analoga di Wonder Woman tra gli animali.
http://www.drzap.it
Oltre 42.600 battute e barzellette
Dr Zap (e-mail : v. sul sito)

 L'hacker irruppe clandestinamente in un super computer della NASA e
si perse imbattendosi nell'archivio di foto porno e di mpegs delle puntate
di star trek.
L'informatico trova facilmente la risposta.
due in base 2 e' 10
  10 x
  10 =
------
  00
 10-
------
 100
che ritrasformato in base 2 da' quattro.
Il procedimento funziona con tutti i numeri ma in tal caso la somma va
fatta in binario, ovvero 0+0 da' 0, 1+0 da' 1, 1+1 da' 10 ovvero 0 col
riporto di 1.
-- 
"Che abbia voce o no, il popolo puo' essere sempre portato al volere dei
capi. È facile. Tutto quello che dovete fare e' dir loro che sono attaccati,
e denunciare i pacifisti per mancanza di patriottismo e in quanto espongono
il paese al pericolo. Funziona allo stesso modo in tutti i paesi."
(Hermann Goering) <<< Sig. heil!

 riporto di 1.
Ques'uomo č malato, nessuno ne ha pietą?
-- 
  ______________
(___
____)lartibartfast 

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
news:pan.2005.08.04....@0.0.0.0...

ma quand'è che siete atterrati sulla terra, voialtri? 

 Ques'uomo č malato, nessuno ne ha pietą?
Beh ma solo perche' soffro di priapismo non e' il caso di farne una
tragedia.
-- 
"Che abbia voce o no, il popolo puo' essere sempre portato al volere dei
capi. Č facile. Tutto quello che dovete fare e' dir loro che sono attaccati,



Quando ti hanno detto che l'avevi lungo 10 cm. si sono dimenticati di dirti 
che il 10 era in binario.

Quanto fa 2x2? 
3,99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Col resto di 
0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
--
E_A_N-8
eee__a___n
ee__a_a_n
eeea___a 


Pentium anche te? Ahiaiai...

 che il 10 era in binario.
LOL!!!
bellissima battuta :-)



Devi smetterla di misurare i cazzi altrui dalla devastazione che procurano
al tuo deretano, ti sei slargato.
-- 
"Che abbia voce o no, il popolo puo' essere sempre portato al volere dei
capi. È facile. Tutto quello che dovete fare e' dir loro che sono attaccati,




ecco un'altra persona informata sui fatti.
-- 
"Che abbia voce o no, il popolo puo' essere sempre portato al volere dei
capi. È facile. Tutto quello che dovete fare e' dir loro che sono attaccati,



Ho capito che hai studiato a Oxford, però non c'è bisogno di rosicare così. 

 Ho capito che hai studiato a Oxford, però non c'è bisogno di rosicare così.
E chi rosica? sono anzi contento per te, visto che almeno in una parte del
corpo non sei NIUBBO!
