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Titolo: Cappucciett red (OT) (very OT) (OT 'na cifra) (e lungo pure)

MI DIAR,
BE ATTENT TO UAT IU LEG!
CAPPUCCIETT RED
     Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One
     mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the
     nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
     prest! Good luck!
     And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim
     thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.
     Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
     incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do
     you go?". "To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it
     is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more,
     more, more and mirtills" she dissed.
     "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
     I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so
     the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
     squilling, sorry."
     And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
     Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
     for her sentier in the forest.
     The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
     saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
     dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in
     the let.
     When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
     entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non
     was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay
     in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing
     aerobics!".
     "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
     think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you
     have? Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better,
     my dear stupid little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who
     was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do
     you have the orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt
     you better".
     And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
     "But what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point
     wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you
     the little machine, never?)dissed: it is to magn you better! And
     magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
     But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
     cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed:
     "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted
     only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of
     volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment,
     imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then
     quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
     fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And
     so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and
     guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
     The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red...
     beh!, let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived
     felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
BAI TU EVRIBADY
Marco
ICQ #57377530 (Asterix)

      Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One
****Tagliated******
But allor you're bastard inside!
my okks stay lagrimanding again for the long riding!!
Please stop the favol, I want to scender
:oDDDDDDDDD
la Dany