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Titolo: OT OT OT dalla vecchia inghilterra (e da Napoli)su richiesta di Bianca

 **************************************************************CAPPUCCIETT
REDTant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One
mattin
her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but
warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good
luck!
And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim
thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
go?". "To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it is full
of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the
lup dissed: "Beh,now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest.
  The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the
let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the
nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have?
Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear
stupid) little girl"
dissed the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of
marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". And
the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to
dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little
machine, never?)dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt
quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only
for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps,
fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced
the fucil, entered in the stanz and
killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the
pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still
rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the
pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red...
beh!, let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix
and content (maybe not the
lup!).**************************************************************
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si riciclala quante volte vuoi.  postata a me, dall'hinterland milanese,
proveniente non so da dove c'erano una sfilza di destinatari precedenti....
Ciaoo... Guarda che vi aspetto...
Rossella
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dacci tempo, dacci tempo! credo che se sussurro nel dolce orecchio del
coniuge " caniilleeeeeee" fa AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH
e gli prende un colpo (o peggio, me lo pigio io!)
ma verremo, verremo (o, ufff, venite voi!) ( tutti)  (quanti)
Bianca

 Bianca
mi vuoi far sfrecciare sulle strade lombarde con la mia min-auto carica di
cani? Aromi a parte non saprei chi scegliere... Penso porterei blu, ho alcune
foto, non tante (le tiene un'amica, dice sempre che me le passa e poi non
passa niente...) vedo cosa posso scannerizzare. C'è sempre la scusa
dell'oculista! Pensaci... Di che vuoi mangiare una pizza a Pavia, sai apavia
sono più buone... bufala! C'è una persona di Lodi che ha preso un cane (boxer)
da noi. ogni tanto posta in Idac "adriano", chiedi anche a lui.
Rossella

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 REDTant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
 CUTTIAM ------- CUTTIAM
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 mattin[...]
Very carin, this favol...
Laura e Oscar
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 Rossella
Ok.
ADRIAAAANOOOOOOOO