Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Happy Holiday Wish (lungo, in inglese)

This message is a demonstration of goodwill and is in no way an
admission of liability.
WHEREAS:
Enotrio Pallanzo herein referred to as wishor, desires to promulgate,
distribute, send and/or otherwise convey a seasonal message of good
cheer to several recipients, herein referred to as wishees, and
whereas wishor has been advised by controlling legal authority on the
ramifications and implicit liabilities concomitant with conveyance of
said seasonal messages,
NOW THEREFORE:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, wishor's best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-
stress, nonaddictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice period, practiced within the traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or of any secular practices wishee may
feel more comfortable with, but with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, consistent
with their implicit choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all . . .
A N D
Wishor's further best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
one commonly accepted calendar year - 2005 - , but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make Italy what it is, and
without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, educational status, income level, place of
residence, place of birth, voting record or gender orientation of the
wishee.
NOTICE:
By accepting this seasonal greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one (1) year, or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
You were not responsible for the contents nor the subject matter and
there were no animals harmed in the typing of this response "
...... now that should cover it all .....
So SEASON'S GREETINGS, MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR
......(subject to terms and limitations stated above)

 admission of liability.
I happen to be deeply distressed by demonstrations of goodwill. I'll sue
you for moral damage. See you in court.
-- 
"Che abbia voce o no, il popolo puo' essere sempre portato al volere dei
capi. È facile. Tutto quello che dovete fare e' dir loro che sono attaccati,
e denunciare i pacifisti per mancanza di patriottismo e in quanto espongono
il paese al pericolo. Funziona allo stesso modo in tutti i paesi."
(Hermann Goering) <<< Sig. heil!


Tennis one ?
EP

 Tennis one ?
Sure, what will it be? clay or Paul Levi Sandri's favourite,
grass?
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 grass?
Why not that fast wooden surface, pretty much proper to sublimate my serve
and volley skills ?
:-)
EP

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I think I can serve much better than you, I administer apache 1.3.3 on a
fairly high speed DSL.
Happy New Year.
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 Happy New Year.
Ok, but how about volleying ? Your goose is almost cooked, my dear tennis
pal. :-)
HNY

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Wanna eat?
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