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Oh! My assistant! | #000000 |
... | ...And? |
... | ... |
Stop wasting time, guys! We’re starting the meeting! | So, what are we talking about today? |
Because you can't collect data if you can't record the change? | Exactly. |
Hmph. Be honest, Christina. You just don't want me to see the <FONT incolor= | I don't have a Mongolian Spot! |
I'm sorry about that. | Well, that's unexpected... You actually apologized. |
But when Mister Braun turned the TV off, the shaking stopped immediately. | The discharge was interrupted. |
It may be too heavy for one person, but it's a different story for two. You and I just need to carry it together. Why else do you think I made you my assistant? | So that's why... |
What sort of hotel? | What do you mean? It's a normal hotel in Ochanomizu. |
I've never felt Mayuri was a burden. Not once. | Then you should tell her that. |
You're such a wannabe American. What do you mean, 'oh god'? Oh, I get it. Chris-chan is a Chris-tian. | That's terrible. |
There you go. | ...I'll wait until then. |
I'm not trolling, just naming her power. | Cut the chatter and get started. |
–! | And it was probably the beta world line. Am I wrong? |
Christina. Report on the status of these translations. | Can you stop talking like that? It's pretentious and annoying as hell. |
But sometimes your hypotheses are mistaken! Even Einstein was wrong about some things! | So you're going to do nothing, just because you could be wrong? Then enjoy your dirty little lab and your silly gadgets, because that's all you'll ever have. |
What are you doing? | Thinking about the time leap machine. |
S-sorry to disappoint you. | ...eh? |
'Don't forget. It was my mad skillz that turned the PhoneWave into a time leap machine.' | I don't talk like that! |
What time is it now!? What month? What day!? | Hey, that hurts! Calm down! |
But he's not a girl at all. He's a guy! | Is that some kind of joke? |
So we can only send memories. Where does that leave us? | Your memories aren't the only thing that define you. Even if you send your memories to the past, it will be the receiving you's consciousness and personality that process them. |
Christina. I need you to enter a number into the PhoneWave (name subject to change). | #000000 |
It doesn’t matter whether I’m in the alpha world line or the beta world line. | Get a hold of yourself, Rintaro Okabe! |
That's going to look suspicious... | What are you so scared of? That's not the vain and arrogant Okabe I know. |
Just take it. It's not even that bulky. | Oh, fine. I guess I'll take it. |
Your father? | You make a fine argument, but it won't work in the scientific community. |
Got it. | After you leap back to this afternoon, just sit tight and don't do anything until I complete the Time Leap Machine. |
Whatever. | You guys are hopeless. Better do something quick. |
Trust what you see! The only things that matter are things that happen; things that don't happen, things that aren't observed, are just hypotheses! | When hypotheses pile up, and theories are verified, they become reality. |
That might not be enough to cause worldline divergence. | Like Okabe said, you need to make a change that's easier to observe. Or else there's no point to this experiment. |
Ah... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | Okabe! |
Looks like I'm in your way, so I'll just go. | ...Oh, okay. |
I am the great Hououin Kyouma, a mad scientist with an IQ rivaling that of Isaac Newton himself! | And? |
Heh heh heh. So what'll it be? I don't think it's a bad deal at all. | You mean for you. |
The PhoneWave (name subject to change) wouldn't have come this far without you and Daru at my side. | Okabe... |
...You'll know soon enough. | ... |
So there's hope? | Wait a second. |
By the way, Christina, I have always felt that physicists are hypocrites. | ...What? |
I assume it'll be during summer break. Make sure you let me know ahead of time. | Wha-wha-wha-what are you talking about!? |
...It's about 7 AM, right? | Huh? |
Anyway, Christina. What were you looking at just now, hmm? | I was... doing research! |
I am not Okabe! | This is exhausting... |
Were you listening? Good. Commence preparations for Operation Verthandi! | First, explain what that is! |
I'd be lying if I called it clean. This entire building is in shambles. | Anyway, I refuse to use the same shower as Okabe. |
Christina, is it okay to stay here this late? Perhaps you should contact your family. | No need. |
Well? When are you going to see him? | ...Huh? |
Why didn't you tell me that before!? | Before what? I just finished the Time Leap Machine, remember? |
What kind of perverted old man are you!? | Fwahn! Wh-what!? |
Then what's the problem? | Weren't you listening? I said, as long as the Time Leap Machine exists. |
Mayuri!? | So you're the devoted type, huh? |
Hmm... well... | That creepy grin... are you thinking perverted thoughts again? |
Indeed. I am the symbol of this lab, not the boss. | I don't know what you mean by symbol, but how do you plan to turn the PhoneWave into a time machine? Let's have details. |
Nice tsundere line. | Don't mock me. You just happened to tear your clothes, and I just happened to have a sewing kit handy when you did. It's coincidence. That's all. |
Please... help me. | ...Now this is a shock. |
I heard it from you first. | When? |
You're a noisy one. | Don't walk forwards. Then I have to walk backwards. Let's walk sideways. |
I'd ask you the same thing, Christina. | ... |
What makes you think I'll answer? I know how the Organization operates. | What's with this 'Organization' stuff? |
And hardwiring each of them to the <FONT incolor= | Both devices use electromagnetic waves. I'm not a specialist, though, so I can't examine the extent or magnitude of the influence that fusion has... |
In accordance with the Butterfly Effect, the remaining seconds should be canceled out. The experiment never happened. | #000000 |
From the moment you become a lab mem to the moment of your departure, your brain shall be used for the benefit of our lab. | You're so full of it. Let's see the contract, then. |
Or you could take something from our stock of cup noodles. | ... |
Nothing... | Then why did you cancel the cracking of SERN? |
... | W-wait! Stop! |
... | You look like a girl in love waiting for an email from her boyfriend. |
... | Will you... remember me? |
I guess... | I-it's just a joke. Don't take it so seriously. |
...You came to wake me up? Thanks. | I didn't do it for you. |
Or maybe I just haven't mastered it yet. Maybe I haven't tapped into its full potential. | Running only makes it hurt more. |
Me, leave? I practically live here! This lab was promised to me by Steins Gate. It's the dwelling place of my soul! | We girls are staying here overnight, so you filthy boys need to show respect. Your home isn't even far from here, right? |
Show me the others. | 'Jellyman's Report 9.' |
Why you! Who gave you the authority to reject my ideas!? You're just an assistant! | Then why don't we take a vote? All in favor of Nostalgia Drive. |
Moeka's handler. She's obsessed with FB. If the mail comes from FB, she'll do whatever it says. | #000000 |
What do you mean? | It's almost the same. The same as Titor's theory. |
Interested? | ... |
You can't call physics the study of natural phenomena, then decide some things don't count! | True, but... |
Fuck logic! | ...! |
It shows you my number, doesn't it!? | #000000 |
Don't scare me like that. What are you guys doing packed into that tiny shower anyway? | Get out, you perv! |
Ah... | But... thanks anyway. I definitely didn't expect you to offer to come... |
No! Lab mem, stupid! Short for laboratory member! | You mean you want me to join your research team? I'm supposed to return to America in August. |
...! | What? |
Hey! You're just reading out of a dating manual, so you've got no right to look down on me, you American virgin! | Who are you calling an American virgin? |
In the end, we arrive at the question of 'where is the self?' | This Time Leap Machine only sends memories. That, I guarantee. |
D-don't glare like that! This isn't right! You're supposed to believe me! | What made you think I'd believe something like that!? |
After Titor explains herself again, we'll start repairs on the time machine. Our goal is to have it working by this time today. | Is that the best plan? |
Trying for the clumsy girl appeal? | It was an accident! |
I’m not a kid. I can run a simple errand. | Yeah, you’re right. |
What? You want me to go back in time and give you CPR or something? I'd need to use the PhoneWave (name subject to change) for that. | ...I've heard enough. No more hallucinating about me, okay? Dying isn't fun, even if it's in someone else's head. |
But you love experiments. Don't you? | S-something wrong with that? |
... | Why don't you time leap? |
How long has it been since you went to America? | Umm... seven years. |
You're contradicting yourself. | No, I'm not. |
Don't you understand? No, of course you don't. How could you, with impure thoughts clouding your eyes! | Wh-what do you mean? |
Naked, you mean it becomes observable. | When the event horizon disappears, there's no more reason for time and space to change places. Meaning that you can enter a naked singularity without being trapped. |
No, you fool! Not that! | ... |
What!? You mean you'd rather post <FONT incolor= | Gh, I hate myself for understanding those words! |
I can feel your aura of malice. You must be a powerful kung-fu master. | Don't be ridiculous. |