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Something like what?
W-Well, the way you... hugged me... you know...
Can't Americans start driving at 16? How come you don't have a license?
What, something wrong with that? I spend all my time doing research.
What about the many-worlds interpretation? I just need to observe the world where Mayuri doesn't die.
The many-worlds interpretation... That might have something to do with how Mayuri's means of death keeps changing.
No, not that. 1st place would be... too conspicuous.
What?
What does this mean...
I guess what happened earlier was an irregularity after all.
Don't avert your eyes from the truth! What you've seen with your own eyes is everything!
Did it really teleport? It's dangerous to reason from the conclusion.
But know this, Christina.
Don't call me Christina.
You won't regret this?
I won't.
...Did you really just happen to have that on you?
Get over it already. Is it really so wrong for me to have a sewing kit?
If we can complete the PhoneWave (name subject to change) first, then we'll have outwitted SERN!
We don't have half the equipment or funding SERN does. What makes you think you can solve a problem that they can't?
Kurisu...
Come on, this is a waste of time. I’m doing it.
...I didn't send the D-Mail.
What do you mean?
Gwaaaah!
...eh?
You're only calm because you weren't there!
...True. I don't know what happens five hours from now. To be honest, it doesn't feel real at all.
Now I shall give this operation a name! It shall be known as Op--
Don't need one. Let's start.
What do you mean?
I don't know the details, but when the past changed, Kiryu-san's actions these past four days changed ever so slightly.
Uh...
I don’t want to die...
By the way, it's a pain to keep saying 'email sent to the past'. Let's give it a proper name.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
The time has come. Prepare to open Steins Gate!
It's been bugging me, but what is that Steins Gate thing?
Why did you come to see me?
Not because I wantedâ‘° to or anything. Don't get me wrong.
No wonder you rose from the dead!
I'm not dead, alright? Please stop killing me off.
I take it back! You're a stubborn fool who refuses to face the truth!
Shut up. I don't want to hear that from you.
Now, assistant! Since you volunteered, I won't let you refuse. Grab hold and heave!
...Fine.
Kurisu... You... that...
Hmph. Too bad. I guess you found me.
Hey... why do you think Tennouji didn't kill Moeka?
What do you mean?
Don't you mean you're interested in SERN's time machine research? Be honest with yourself.
Sh-shut up. I'm not interested in time machines at all.
I bet you like to eat chocolate with your girlfriends and giggle about the latest celebrity love affair! Absurd! This lab has no need of the puppies and flowers in your head!
What the hell are you on about, you self-proclaimed mad scientist chuunibyou nutcase?
If that doesn't work, nothing will. Then you'll just have to hope that time heals the rift between you.
And how long will that take?
I didn't come here to introduce you to Lukako!
An introduction wouldn't take more than ten seconds! What's wrong with you?
I didn't snap. Christina, feel like verifying that theory?
...What are you implying?
...What?
When you get to the beta world line, forget about me.
S-sorry.
A storm like that shouldn't last long. Guess we'll just wait it out.
...Assistant, how much do you remember about the experiment we just did?
I don't remember doing any experiments today.
Not PhoneWave. PhoneWave (name subject to change).
Forget about that.
It's just a hypothesis.
The same is true of attractor fields.
You're a girl!?
That's what we've been saying!
Damn you, assistant! How dare you point out the truth so bluntly! I won't forget this insult!
S-sorry...
I might have plans. I'll need to shift my schedule around.
Hold on a second! Don't tell me you plan on coming along!?
The only way to decrypt that database is to use an IBN 5100 of our own.
How do you know that?
So I have no need for your thanks.
And yet you always talk about plunging the world into chaos.
This artifact is needed for the war against SERN.
War? SERN's a research institution.
Nobody asked you to come.
And yet, here I am.
Lab Mem Number 004 will be a retired number. That number... is yours forever.
You look ridiculous!
...?
Hang in there.
Of course. I'll have Lukako turn back into a guy.
I don't know if she's going to appreciate that.
I have to choose which friend to let die. It would be so much easier if I knewâ‘° what was right.
...Which friend to let die? What are you talking about?
...but in the depths of your heart lie feelings for Luka's dad.
Die.
So, Makise Kurisu. You just imagined something, didn't you? By all means, tell us what. Don't be shy. Muhahaha!
Why you...
But I refuse.
What? Are you planning to molest us!?
Yeah you did. There I was, giving my report, when you grabbed my--
What? What do you mean 'giving your report'?
What are you doing!? That's precious data!
It's squishy.
I already told you guys. I'm the only one who keeps his memories after the world changes.
So according to your perspective, when did the IBN 5100 disappear? Did it just happen? When's the last time you remember seeing it in the lab?
Sorry I couldn't go with you to Aomori...
Yeah...
That's what you get for tempting the sky gods.
You should've warned me sooner. Even my underwear's soaked.
Kurisu!
What...?
No, that's not the problem.
Hmmm, I see.
I see. You're perfect now, so you don't want to change.
That's not what I said...
Well, what if someone comes up with a 12th model?
Hm? Ahh, uhh, right, well...
Because of my esper power, Reading Steiner.
This is no time for your chuunibyou nonsense.
Anyone remember when it rained?
The morning of the 10th. Just before dawn.
...Seriously?
Y-you don't like anyone else, right? Then answer her feelings, you dummy.
Hey. It's raining.
Huh? Oh, yeah.
...I see.
I sent you an email. Didn't you get it?
You certainly do! Muhahaha!
Can you stop that vulgar laughter? I can hear you from outside. It's embarrassing.
...I'm sorry.
...
Hmph! It seems that my assistant doesn't know the meaning of the word 'serendipity'. <FONT incolor=
I guess...
You say 'speechless,' yet you're speaking?
Don't argue semantics.
Why a phone call instead of an email?
Because we need the recipient to put the phone to his ear. Otherwise the signals won't reach his temporal lobe.
There's no way I could ever forget the girl most important to me!
Eh? Y-you mean...
...
...
Don't want any? Well, since you have lived in America for so long, I guess you'd prefer fast food instead--
Cup noodles.
S-so... I need you to explain the differences between the male brain and the female brain.
What.
And they've successfully generated mini black holes.
No way... Then why haven't they made an official announcement!?
Are you really that desperate for attention?
Just getting revenge. You're always making fun of me, so I deserve at least this much.
First of all, the purpose of this experiment is to verify whether or not we can actually change the past. So it doesn't matter how trivial the change is.
Have you heard of the Butterfly Effect?
Um... when do you think I first set off that romance flag?
How should I know?
You're introduced. Happy? Can we move on now?
You are such a jerk.
I know what I saw!
No way! Did you just see my underw...!?
I could never do that!
You can, and you must! There's no other way.
What's that supposed to mean?
All of a sudden, you're treating Mayuri like a princess.
You've seen too many Hollywood movies.
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Therefore, we shall now begin the 65,536th Round Table! Are you ready?!
You’re always so loud.
Now that you've rejected my plan, there's no wayâ‘° I'm not going through with it! You have underestimated my pride!
Get over yourself.
You say something? Genius pervâ‘° girl?
Come on! No more saying 'perv'! I won't treat you like a perv either! So let's drop it already!
Ochanomizu? Then you can walk there from here, can't you?
Sure.
Daru! Daru! Where's my super hacka!?
Uh, he's not here.
Kurisu...
What?
Your father was a hero, but then he fell to evil and now he wears a black mask and cape and goes 'heeeee koohhh', right!? And in the future, you two are destined to fight and--
...
What, were you worried about me?
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I'll be 20 in less than a year and a half. In other words, Steins Gate has decided that I am an adult.
I'm pretty sure that makes you a minor just like us.
Anyway, no more experiments today.
Well, at least we got some good data.
I'm going to save you.
What--
Then you're a NINJA--
Give it a rest.
Going public with the Time Leap Machine will send the world into an uproar. We also plan to expose SERN, remember? You may not be able to go back to America for some time.
I guess you're right. I should call Mama and let her know.
But what about the law? Even if fate forgives me, society won't.
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Then that settles it. I am a master of conversation. You will have nothing to fear with Hououin Kyouma at your side!
...pfft!
But she's a--
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Guh...
Eh...?
We just need to figure that out, don't we?
It's futile.
...
Happy New Year’s.