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I unleash my right arm on traitors, Christina.
Yeah, yeah, chuunibyou, whatever.
Wha--
Oh? What's this about, Okabe?
Please, go ahead.
Eh? Wha!?
Change the past to your liking. As long as it's something easy to observe.
I'm going back to my hotel. Show me your report on today's experiment tomorrow.
Oh? What's so dangerous about it?
Let's say you create a time paradox and blow up the world. What do you plan to do then?
Why? So you can learn how to hide it?
Sh-shut up! Just explain already.
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W-wait!
I know.
Hmph. So you’re going to forget me, just like that?
We'll entrust the Time Leap Machine to a suitable research institution. Then we'll announce it to the world.
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Heh, heh heh heh! That's rich, coming from the one who was so worried about the risk of time paradoxes. Eh, Celeb Sev!?
I'm begging you, stop calling me that. I'll settle for assistant.
Since each grain of salt is tiny, it's possible they could be converted to less than 12 bytes.
So larger masses get crushed by supergravity?
If there are no other suggestions, we'll use my plan.
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I get it... So that's what happened.
Uh, what?
Ah... Ahhh...
Anyway, it’s not often I see you come by anymore.
What if I send a D-Mail to myself on July 30th? Could I beat her to the IBN 5100?
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No... I'm okay now.
W-what? That was just an act, right?
Can't you improve it!?
Eventually, maybe, but certainly not now.
...Come to think of it, every time I explain this to you, I always end up hating myself in the end.
Okabe...
Really!?
Keep in mind that this is just a hypothesis based on what we've observed.
But it did occur! Will you deny what you saw with your own eyes? Are you saying that theories trump reality? Then I hope you enjoy sophistry and word games, because that's all you'll ever have!
What do you mean, word games?
I'll be the winner. That way, I shoulder all of the risk.
And all of the money, right? I see your plan.
Forget it. Regardless of my intentions, the fact of the matter is that I made Lukako cry.
Just to make sure, you're not a perverted scumbag, are you?
If my friends are in danger, I'll rush to their aid. And I would tear my own limbs off before I knowingly brought harm to any of you.
Pff...
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What?
Don't worry about it. You're not the cause of my frustration.
Oh, so you're just raging? Don't glare at me.
It was just a joke. Let it die.
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Well!?
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I thought you didn’t put milk in your coffee.
On cold days, I always want something sweet and creamy.
...It worked again.
Kya! You surprised me!
No you don't. I'm not a 'gentleman perv' like you, creating imaginary relationships.
Maybe this Kiryu-san never existed. Or maybe Kiryu-san does exist, but the fact that she sent a D-Mail was something you made--
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So at least give her a call, okay?
Her... who?
Nae-chan.
Have you gone mad, assistant mine?
I'm perfectly sane, and I'm not your assistant.
Genius girl, our next meeting shall be as enemies!
Huh?
A butterfly flaps its wings in Beijing and a storm happens in New York, right?
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Who said strip!? Calm down, will you!?
Grr...
The name 'Committee of 300' appeared in actual SERN documents.
Yeah, but...
Come on! Say it, genius girl! What's the imagination of a genius like? I'd love to hear from you!
You... ass!
I've been here before, remember?
...Oh, right. The CRT... I see...
Calm down? Hmph! You don't understand what it's like to live on the run, never knowing when the next assassin will strike.
All I'm hearing is gibberish.
No. Stage Two of Operation Urd does have its risks, just like Celeb Sev said.
Celeb... Sev? Don't abbreviate it.
We're about to perform a critical experiment. Understand, assistant? Mister Braun might yell at you, but that small sacrifice will bring mankind's dream, the time machine, to fruition.
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Good. Then let's begin.
You're not going to name the operation?
There's soy sauce flavor and chicken flavor.
Chicken.
...You're my assistant, after all.
You're so full of yourself.
Not that! You said '3rd place of what', right!? I mean 3rd place of LOTO SIX!
What?
...About six months ago. It was on sale for 500 yen.
I'm starting to think even you don't believe the stuff you say.
D-Mails have too many uncertain variables. We can never be sure what will happen when we send one.
It's not like we can do anything about that. After all, the result is up to whoever receives the mail.
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Okabe...?
Fool. That's not what I meant. I'm talking about the scent of your soul.
My soul? What's that supposed to mean? Explain.
So if you were wondering where my incredible genius comes from, now you know! It's because I sleep in this room every night!
This stimulation system of yours... I assume it's been dumping toxic waste in your brain?
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Thanks for coming to see me off.
I've been here before, remember?
I see...
Forget you? You know I can’t do that.
Remember what I said? This is a dream. Once you wake up from a dream, you forget what happened, right?
Huh? What!? What was that!? Is she messing with me!? She's messing with me!
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...His phone.
...So the manager was FB.
Here, we should think under the assumptions of time travel theory.
No. It's not good to start thinking from the conclusion.
Alright, activate it.
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And only when it occurs does the path to the singularity open.
We don't know the cause of the discharge phenomenon.
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Okabe, please... let me go...
This is the email I sent you three hours ago.
Interesting...
Admitting your faults is the first step towards becoming stronger. You may one day become a splendid woman, Christina. You're still young.
Who the hell asked you?
If they can manipulate a micro singularity's mass and gravitational field, then these things really are anti-gravity devices!
Well, under those exact conditions, I guess you might not be entirely wrong.
...I just don't get it anymore.
What don't you get?
Maybe I...
Eh?
I... can't save you.
...I know.
I stood by... and let Mayuri die.
...
Maybe I should just tell her the truth. Sincerity will work better than underhanded tricks... I think.
A mad scientist, sincere? That's a good one.
I am not Okabe! I am HOUOUIN KYOUMA! How many times do I have to tell you, Christina!?
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I am Hououin.
Okabe Rintaro is the name your parents gave you, right? Are you denying that?
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...Hah!?
I thought you didn't want to get involved. And it's not the PhoneWave, it's the PhoneWave (name subject to change)--
Just answer me. Have you learned anything?
Is it SERN!?
Good morning.
Where's Mayuri!?
Wha!?
Am I wrong?
N-no, but...
...Christina.
What?
OBJECTION!
Hwa...!?
Wait! You there, assistant! What are you typing?
You'll see. Ready? I'm sending it.
You are my allies, and the world is my enemy.
I'm speechless. You're too self-righteous.
The moment I change worldlines, everything is reconstructed. Past, present, and future.
But that's just from your perspective, Okabe.
Fret not, Christina. Or should I say... @channeler Kurisu!
Don’t call me that.
Do you have a fever?
No!
Cold?
I'm not stripping naked, if that's what you're suggesting! Your pervy tricks won't work on me!
Nostalgia Drive!
Confusing. Rejected.
Can't you think at your hotel?
What? You're kicking me out?
I was under the impression that a first date required going to a beautiful beach resort, exchanging your first kiss bathed in the light of the setting sun, and stuff like that.
Ah, that's really romantic!
You two did well today. Be proud.
You're so full of yourself.
What are you talking about?
Don't you get it? You raised a flag. Or I guess you could say you tripped over a flag that was already raised.
She works part-time at that store.
Why was she glaring at me?
I'm gonna send the D-Mail now.
R-right. If the worldline changes, then this wound will go away.
Alright.
So the first D-Mail started everything...
Nonsense. You're already a lab mem. You have a duty to work for the benefit of the lab!
...I regret losing myself to curiosity back then.
I'm being serious.
You're acting weird today. What's going on?
So it is a teleporter! The first in human history!
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Oh, I’m coming!
Seriously, why do I have to do this now, of all times–
Is there anything specific about what exactly the Z Program is?
Hmm... ah... here.
Is everyone okay!?
Kyaaa! What are you doing!?
This isn't intuition. That's right. This is conviction!
Just spit it out. What do you think it is?
Want some coffee?
Sure.
Were you worried about me?
O-of course not! Why should I care what you're up to?