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I am listening. The Committee of 300 is the dark power that controls every secret society, every government, every multinational corporation.
You're making things up again.
Yeah, that's good. That should be about right.
You're such a chicken.
Only anal retentive bastards care about the minor details. That's why you'll never be more than an assistant, Christina!
Like I keep saying, I'm neither your assistant nor Christina.
Names are all about feeling! My creativity, comparable to the great Da Vinci himself, cannot be held by the shackles of grammar! Muhah--
Show a little remorse, huh?
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I've been thinking.
What do you mean, you were finally useful? Tell me, Mayuri...
There you are.
Are you crying?
J-just a little, okay?
It's... random?
Black, red, or pink. Those are the three possibilities.
It's too late to hide behind your goody-two-shoes mask, Christina. Your fate is to become a mad scientist, for you are an experiment-loving girl!
Who are you calling an experiment-loving girl!?
Let's hear your opinion.
I think we can at least throw out completely worthlessâ‘° theories like electromagnetic weaponry and teleportation.
Don't be ridiculous! I saw her dead just three hours ago!
Hey! Could you not talk about me like that? I'm perfectly fine.
I...
What's the problem, huh!? If you weigh the options logically, saving Mayuri is the only--
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Christina. Let's say a D-Mail caused a time paradox. What would happen?
...I don't know. No one has experienced a time paradox, after all.
I see...
SERN has a lifter, but we don't know what in the PhoneWave is filling the same role, much less how to adjust it.
No, we don't need a push cart.
Then how are you going to bring it back? It takes about ten minutes to walk to your run-down lab from here.
Kurisu.
...That's the first time you've said my name properly.
Hmph, the police? Do you really think a mad scientist like me is afraid of the police? I've spent my life on the run from the Organization, a more fearsome enemy than you can possibly imagine.
You can't be serious. Tell me what you're trying to do.
How do you know?
Who knows me better than myself?
Oh, okay.
Why do you ask?
How much do you know?
How much do I know about what?
No, we're doing the same thing. Who's to say that digital data can't go through a singularity? I think it would be easier than sending something human-sized.
Well... I suppose that's true.
...Who will time leap?
...It's hard to choose.
You're a genius. You're already published, for crying out loud. There's no need to throw away your promising future.
Are you worried about me?
And Mayuri?
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Fret not. It's almost closing time for the Braun Tube Workshop.
The PhoneWave doesn't work at night, remember?
Can that theory explain why Nae pushed her in front of a train?
Oh, right... hmm...
What? Do your parents let you do whatever you want?
I haven't seen my father in seven years. My mother is in America. I'm living in a hotel right now. Understand?
I wish there were some way that Mayuri wouldn't have to suffer...
Then why don't you time leap now?
Hmph, you want to know? Then I'll tell you!
Wait! If you're just going to stand and talk, shouldn't we put the box down first?
What was that phone call about?
I just wanted to ask you where you were. And since you said you were coming here, I came.
Are you upset?
Upset?
If it's not a time machine, then it can't change the past. You could prove yourself right, so why are you against it?
Oh shut up...
Why are you blaming me?
...I'm not blaming you. I'm just disappointed that nobody, including myself, noticed.
If the lights were on, I'd be able to see everything.
...!
Y-yeah...
Hmmm...
The worldline didn't change!
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You're a lifesaver. What's going on there? Is Mister Braun freaking out?
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Are you trying to say the model may be wrong? But I know for certain that convergence exists. I've experienced it firsthand.
Even if they're right about convergence...
Good work, everyone. With this, we can fight.
Who are you fighting?
America...
What's your problem?
Please, lend me your strength.
You're such a stubborn fool.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Just proclaim it to the world!
Well yeah, no wish is embarrassing compared to the idiotic wish for chaos to envelop the world or whatever.
This was your idea.
That’s true, but it still pisses me off to hear you just say it like it was nothing.
So, Christina, what brings you here?
If you're going to call me names, could you at least be consistent?
That's why I want to ask a girl. Plus, you're my assistant, so I need you to save my assâ‘° this instantâ‘°.
Oh, you.
Of course! Titor's goal was to obtain an IBN 5100! And I've already contacted him several times. But how did he get my personal information!?
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
Future Gadget No. 4: Moad Snake, designed after a claymore landmine, is an instant humidifier.
How confusing.
Not a scratch...
Hey, that hurts! Let me go!
Proton compression.
Right. Successful compression generates a micro-singularity, which--
Before?
When I hit you with my book. I thought you were just being a pervert.
Mister Braun is currently absent. In other words, we can experiment to our heart's content!
That doesn't solve the problem, you know.
Of course! You're working for SERN, not the Organization! You're here to kill me, aren't you!? That's what I thought! You have the face of a killer!
What's wrong with my face? How rude!
I already know. It's the 42-inch CRT downstairs.
R-really? What's your proof?
She's the one giving the lecture...
It's my first time giving a lecture like this, so please forgive me if I'm a little nervous.
He's in Japan, right? Have you seen him at all?
No... he doesn't want to see me.
Cold?
I guess.
Right... your time machine's broken.
Can you fix it?
Y-Yeah... that’s right.
Hey, Okabe...
Hey, Christina. Are you doing that on purpose?
Ugh... d-doing what?
You’re right here, aren’t you?
Touch sensations are just another of the brain’s functions.
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Gah!
The genius girl who cried 'virgin' at the center of Akiba...
L-let's get out of here!
...huh?
I... I said 'no!'
Say something. I killed Mayuri. Why won't you blame me?
I suppose I could, but why? It looks like you've already blamed yourself enough.
In other words, you're sending me to die.
Your sacrifice will allow us to complete the time leap machine.
You've made a grave error!
I have?
There's just one more step. We need to erase the first D-Mail from SERN's database.
Fascinating.
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One thing's for certain. My consciousness leaps to the past along with my memories.
I still don't understand why that is. It would make more sense if you experienced a change in the present, like you do when we send a D-Mail.
...Shopping?
'Humans are temporal beings.'
I don't know if it's an irregularity or not, but we ought to investigate the cause.
I agree.
Time travel? Oh-ho...
Let me start by saying that time travel is an absurd concept.
...Are you not interested in changing the past? What happened to your eagerness to experiment?
Did you forget what I said this afternoon? I'm against it.
Kuh...
I can't believe this! How stupid can you be? You're so... stupid!
You are my assistant! And I can't let my assistant have any worries. So tell me everything that's on your mind!
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That's what I thought! You spend all your time on research, so you've got zero experience, don't you!? You must've been awfully lonely in America, huh!?
Shut up! What's wrong with being a virgin!?
...Haah.
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In other words, Christina, you want me to eraseâ‘° Mister Braun.
No!
...I can't accept that.
Neither can I. The world is trying to kill Mayuri? As I scientist, I refuse to believe such nonsense.
Sounds like you have your answer, Christina. You said it should be easy to understand, but it wasn't easy to understand at all, was it!?
B-but that's because Mayuri-san is...
How to save Mayuri.
Based on what you said, I guess the chronology protection conjecture is true.
I apologize for forcing you to become a lab mem. You don't have to come again.
...I wasn't planning on it.
Pff. You disappoint me, Christina!
Hah? What are you talking about?
Oh...
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The plucked banana returnedâ‘° to the bunch.
...No way.
Not physically. However, it exists in the hearts of all lab mems. Am I mistaken?
Yes, you're mistaken. Don't go sticking things in people's hearts.
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I don’t... want to die.
Scared?
That's not it.
Ghosts, for instance.
The occult? Really?
Maybe she didn't believe the cancellation mail. Or maybe she was so diligent she decided to check it out even when told not to.
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The insane mad scientist Hououin Kyouma? That's just a fantasy. A character I made up. I bet you had no idea.
Uh... I may have figured that out when we first met.
You're the one who announced that your underwear was wet.
J-just drop it! If you're imagining what color my underwear is, I'll kill you!
But I let you...
Listen, what you’re seeing right now is... Hmm... It’s a dream. That’s all.
When did we throw that party for Suzuha?
Four days ago. August 9th.
Whoa!
What the hell!?